Men Are Better Than Women…In Bed
Every time I piss a woman off by being especially profound, and every time I get a piece of hate mail, it starts with the same thing.
“Good luck getting laid, you gay jerk!”
Why is it that women never threaten to take away a meaningful relationship or a decent conversation? Or at least a conversation that doesn’t need a new type of punctuation invented to be properly transcribed.
Apparently, when I say all women are whores, I’m a “gay jerk”, but when women say it (or imply it in this case), they’re making the world a better place through name calling.
As I recall from my Women’s Studies classes at Bar University, being a jerk does not earn you a seat at the virgin table. Women treat assholes like rockstars and community college professors. They’ll do anything except show up on time and keep their mouths shut to get a piece.
Secondly, men are better at having sex with women than women are at having sex with men. Say that ten times fast — while you’re having sex.
If I don’t get laid, it’s the woman’s loss, not mine. It’s all women’s loss. What the fuck else are they going to talk about during Ladies Night? Their hopes and dreams? Isn’t that the same thing?
In order to determine which gender is the better cocksperson, we would need to ask some sort of half-man, half-woman bisexual type of creature — like something out of a Greek tragedy. Well call me Awesomecles because I have determined the answer exactly except without any of the gay sex.
Men fuck for our own benefits. Women fuck to please men. If women knew anything about economics, other than that they don’t understand them for shit, they would realize that the best way to do anything is selfishly.
The Old Man in the Sea wasn’t written to satisfy a contractual obligation or a quota. Neither was Cat Scratch Fever. And the pyramids weren’t built for the fuck of it.
Remember that movie where Sean Connery says “You’re the man now dog”. The point of that movie is that greatness comes from a desire to please yourself. And that includes sex.
Bill Gates is one selfish motherfucker. He has an unquenchable thirst for philanthropy. He’s so fucking selfish that he’s thrown away billions of dollars just to satisfy this insane lust for giving.
All men fuck like we’re Bill Gates.
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Ok so lets talk about you insteed of all other women. So, do you like when a man is chasing - pursuing you?
There are several things I should say to you. Actually, most women asked this same question and we have to repeat again and again.
1-Feminism is not a sex, but rather a movement. So, if we are against this movement, this does not mean we are against the female as a sex.
2-It is interesting you are against gender discrimination, and I am too. But do you know who promotes gender discrimination? It is the feminists themselves. So, if you really are against gender discrimination you should blame the feminists.
3-It is customary for the feminists to blame men for the bad things that they do themselves. This is the same as Hitler used to do.
Women are not a race but a sex. The human species has two sexes: the male sex and the female sex. The first is better than the second.
And Quentin Tarantino is a one trick pony who hasn’t made a good movie in years. He’s also a feminist ass-kisser which is probably why you like him so much.
This web site is completly insane im sorry but it is your generally the entire woman race based on women you have met you dont know every woman in the world so how can you know for sure we are all whores i mean thats not very fair there are plenty of ass hole men out there i mean like hitler george bush flavor flave but i wouldnt condem man kind completly because of them for example jimi hendrix was a god! quentin terrentino is awsome i just dont see how you cannot see how men can be just as stupid as women and women can be as smart if not smarter than men its not like men dont lie and cheat and men can be whores too
Because we know how to communicate clearly, for fuck’s sake.
Before you open your mouth to suggest that ANY man is “NOT doing enough for YOU” . . . . ASK HIM –>> “Is there anything at all I can do for you?”.
You may shocked at how many times the answer will be,
“No thanks babe, I’m good.”
Try it.
“Is there anything - at all - that I can do for YOU?”.
Try it again . . . but this time, say like you really want to know.
And put it in your tone of voice that you are glad to do it.
“Is there anything - at all - that I can do for YOU?”.
And when he answers you –>> DO IT.
Even if he says “Yes, you can leave me alone for a while because I’m very busy.”
Don’t argue. Don’t give him the neglected woman bullshit. Just leave.
Then next time you see him . . . .
“Is there anything - at all - that I can do for YOU?”.
YOU SEE HOW EASY IT IS??
WE MEN ALWAYS HAVE PEOPLE COMING UP TO US WANTING OUR TIME, ANSWERS, RESULTS, ASKING QUESTIONS, DEMANDING THINGS OF US, HAVING EXPECTATIONS FROM US, ASKING US FOR SHIT . . . .
“Chris can you come here for a minute” . . .
“Chris can you tell me” . . . .
“Ask Chris, he knows” . . . . .
“Chris, I need you to” . . . .
“Chris our company needs to . . . make it happen.”
“Chris what do you think?”
“Chris I need” . . . .
“Chris will have a solution . . .”
“Chris I want . . . .”
“Hey Chris , can you . . . . ”
“Hey Chris, can I get . . . . ”
“Chris , can I have . . . ”
No man wants to come to YOU for MORE of the same shit.
It takes 100X less energy for a woman to ask “Is there anything - at all - that I can do for YOU?” . . . before a woman works her fuckin’ ass off to BLAME men for having no REAL interest in giving her a fucking thing…… including the TIME OF DAY.
Women will waste countless amounts of energy complaining, crying, throwing tantrums and accusing men of not giving them enough before they even ask that question ONCE.
“Is there anything - at all - that I can do for YOU?”.
No woman gets to sit their with her fuckin’ arms folded saying “I deserve this”, “I deserve that”, “I deserve better”, “I deserve more” …. UNTIL SHE HAS ASKED THAT MAN OVER AND OVER AGAIN –>> “Is there anything - at all - that I can do for YOU?”.
And until women have asked that question,
Those woman don’t “deserve” ANYTHING.
“Is there anything - at all - that I can do for YOU?” –>> AND THEN DOING IT …. gives a woman ALL THE FREEDOM IN THE WORLD. And that’s the ONLY woman who “deserves” ANYTHING from any man, including an ounce of happiness.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Cook
Clean
Sex
Oh, and shutting the hell up works too.
♂dBoss iNc.
1. suck him 2. fuck him - thats it. The 2 point plan. Nice and simple for your peanut mind to grasp!
Is it even possible for a woman to make a man happy??….after 3 years of a terrible marriage all i ever did was imagine what it was like to fuck my sister in law…i mean every night too..it was nutz…my EX WIFE gave it to me anytime i desired(you know sex), she was hot, she had nice tits a great ass and a pretty face…she cooked she cleaned and could suck a mean one….but all i ever did was imagine smashing my hot sister in law…with the plenty of open doors she gave me, i never walked through them…thats loyalty…women should learn the word
Shut the fuck up and you’ll make every guy happy. Try it, it works.
You Sara know why men are better than women now.
You asked an hones question. You did not bitch. Now you see how simple this was. If you asked this question a women or feminists they just would confuse you, so you’d never know. And now you know more than most women ever will.
Ex; look even at titles of books for men about women; how to make her lough, how to give her an orgasm, how to help her open up.. etc.
Only other women and feminists teach women; how to play games, pussy power, make him chease you etc. They teach you the opposite what works - how to fail. When you take a closer look, you see that they teach you that YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH, that’s why so many woman here bitch cos they do so much effort to “get” a man and nothing they do works. They interpreat what we say here that we say women are not enogh even more. But in fact we are saying that we are astonished, how women can’t figure out and how stupid or something they have to be, not to see how they are being screwed by the same system they devote themselves to.
Someone had to “break the silence”, and that someone is us, men on this site.
Ask him exactly what he wants, then do it.
-Dick
What do women need to do to make guys happy? Be honest!
Dick Masterson > GOD
hey
i have seen your a glance of your litriture,and found good but still i am veryweek,
to follow the know how. how to satisfied a women.even though contineously
doing a hard intercoures,but both my self and my wife did not satisfied,lastly devorce hase been take place.
please send me your better advice to me. for my better improment.
good bless you.
Look, please stop! Not only do you sound a little manic, but you sound like a dude who’s freakin’ out ‘cus that’s all you’re being offered lately.
(I’m not trying to be a jerk)
I searched for phrasing marks in your rant, and found none.
Michelle?
Michelle? (I assume Mike is your nickname) you’re looking at it wrong.
Everybody needs a place to speak their opinions-there are over 6 billion chances that yours won’t agree w/ someone else’s.
Better not elude to the Bible. Why go there unless you want something to come down on you like the wrath of God?
But disucssing things more like the ‘Wrath of Khan’ and nobody is gets judged or needs to swear a secret oath…and who wants to piss across Dick’s opportunties to unleash his style across some other issues besides females?
Why is it always the ones who can’t spell check and sense sarcasm who keep talking about intelligence?
The smallest dog always barks the loudest, you know.