Women Suck Twice As Hard At Multitasking
Hey here’s a bunch of bullshit:
Men are good at focusing. Women are good at multitasking.
I had to break that woman-maxim into two sentences because not even my mighty man brain could process the fucked up logic there. It’s like trying to dump a bowl of Mueselix into a state of the art DVD player.
Women are shit at doing things — and definitely not as good as men at anything. So we’re supposed to believe that if they do a shitload of things they’re not very good at all at the same time, women suddenly turn into a one-man band with the cymbals between their legs?
Fuck you.
I don’t want to link to an article at the bottom of this page that details an SUV crash in which a woman’s severed arm was found some distance away from the site with a cell phone gripped in her talons like an otter with a delicious clam, but I’m going to. It’s one small example of how shitty women are at doing things at the same time — at multitasking. And that is: completely shitty.
No man anywhere needs any examples on this. Just look at women and their fat asses. If they could multitask at all, they could be running some laps while beating their gums all day long, but they can’t so they don’t. End of story.
The real technical foul here is women and their hand-me-down attitudes toward heaping awards on themselves. It’s women and their society of leftovers. Let me explain.
If men are good at doing things, then women must be good at doing lots of things at the same time, right? Yin and Yang and all that bullshit that no woman has ever actually read but feels as though it speaks to her soul. If men are good at mechanics, women must be good at nurturing. If men are good at making money, then women must be good at managing money or spending it. That’s all a bunch of piddly nonsense.
True, men are good at all those things. Men are good at everything, but no woman has ever proved the same to herself. It’s called the scientific method, proving things, but it should just be called the Man Method because that’s what it is.
Women and their made up Mad Lib character traits, like nurturer and comforter, are like the little brother who gets his older brother’s Batman costume for Halloween and then proclaims loudly that it’s exactly what he’s always wanted.
Then why is there a Superman poster in your room, kid? Why is there a Superman poster?
Harmless Driver. Oops, I meant Armless Driver.
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August 2nd, 2007 at 4:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
Professor of sucking dicks, not that I believe you.
P Coderch
August 2nd, 2007 at 11:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 0da82aefb99ab
@Alex: Don’t encourage him. P Coderch accuses others of being attention whores and says he doesn’t want anyone’s approval, then posts walls of text days after everyone has left the room in complete and utter boredom with his incoherent rants. You are correct in your assessment of wolfe’s profession (or a part of it), but the facts hold no interest to P Coderch. He prefers nihilistic threats of violence and furious, foot-stamping tantrums. He’s probably attracted to shiny objects too, but I can’t say for sure. Just a hunch.
August 4th, 2007 at 8:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
Wow…another gay insinuation. I’m impressed. Please go get cancer and die. Or better yet, let’s just hope that you screw up and join the statistics as a car accident victim, or gun shot wound victim, or maybe, just maybe, that a mighty bolt of lightning from the sky hits you in the ass and you die with third degree burns all over your body. That’ll be fun.
P Coderch
October 2nd, 2007 at 6:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6831af7230ee9
Thank you for finally giving us the proof that women are superior to men in every way. One only needs to read the ignorant rantings on this web site to believe it.
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
So she-genius if the rantings of this site are ignorant, how smart are you to waste your time reading them?
October 2nd, 2007 at 8:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
History. Yeah, that’s what I thought. Now go think your thoughts in your perfect life with your perfect hubby, who is at most your inferior. Even though he is the one who earned the house, the car, and made the mistake of not dumping your ungrateful ass until you learned some appreciation when you got yourself knocked up with his best friend.
Your uneducated beliefs are inferior, just like you are. Not because you have a twat and a bloated chest, nor because you have a God complex based on your superficial appearance, but because you’re too fucking stupid to know right from wrong.
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@mike and Doubt, she’s certainly right about one thing. There are ignorant rantings on this web site. By women of course.
-wolfe
November 17th, 2007 at 3:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f2d0b6c6ebb1
A scientific study made by a MAN proved that there aren’t gender based differences at multi-tasking, so if women suck at it then men suck at it too.
Multi-tasking is something that you can get trained at, by the way.
November 17th, 2007 at 9:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 4bb537787c946
The article was debunking the myth than women love ranting about. ‘well we can multi-task and men cant’.
He just debunked it, and you just agreed. So your point was what the fuck exactly?
November 17th, 2007 at 9:58 am - IP Man-Hash: eacd08d8bcef0
Non sequitur
Women generally have poor spacial awareness. Most women suck at everything. You can suck on that for a while.
November 21st, 2007 at 3:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: ac00ac26116be
Geeza, that article proved that there are no gender based differences that meaning “men aren’t better” and “women aren’t better”. And I agree where it’s true. Yes, women aren’t better at multi-tasking and read what I’ll say later to be more surprised lol.
@Billy:Women probably suck at everything, except your dick. And yes, most women have poor spacial awareness and mapping skills. Hence making worse drivers. But just as true is that women remember details better and are able to “navigate” using details better than men. Sure, I don’t see what spacial awareness had to do with anything on this topic.
November 21st, 2007 at 4:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4076eab7a5c7e
I’ve probably misunderstood you but I’m assuming that by the ability to ‘navigate’ you are not including the ability to get from one point to another using a map. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve seen women turning roadmaps upside down or sideways and swirl the roadmap around and still lose track of which direction they’re heading in.
December 10th, 2007 at 6:18 am - IP Man-Hash: d4e52baa67b42
Dear Journal: It’s been about twenty years since “that night.” I was at the tender age of eight, and knew not of the right and wrong of this world which I so despise. I have blocked almost all memory of the abuse out of my mind. All I can remember is being touched by a female that I trusted. A family member perhaps? My defect of a penis was used for the sexual gratification of a woman who said she loved me. You see, I hate women because I was hurt by them… I put on this facade to hide my pain and suffering. It is only palpable that any human being who is happy wouldn’t feel the need to be so condescending towards another because of their gender. All my life I’ve felt inferior to women. My feeble attempts at making myself appear bigger by wearing fake suits and a smug look have all but failed.
December 10th, 2007 at 6:25 am - IP Man-Hash: c0bb9f0f3509e
LMAO @ Miss “Fat”. Suck cock, dumb whore.
December 10th, 2007 at 6:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
And we wonder why there are no great girly-girl comedians. I love the big part - this baby is archived for all to enjoy, for ever and ever dearie.
December 10th, 2007 at 8:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e86de744d7eb
I had those girly lips on the job many times. It’s easy as saying “I play in a rock band” and whores pour out of the woodwork. You’re incorrect again most women even suck at polishing the nob. But the wife does a fair job. Thanks for your concern. Now fukoff bitch, you’re not welcome here.
January 28th, 2008 at 3:33 am - IP Man-Hash: da33be9e32b0b
Multitasking is, according to article, bad for us
http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/01/27/2221228&from=rss
January 28th, 2008 at 5:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
It’s easy. The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
Or the candle that burns from both ends………etc.
Plus, people that squeal about multi-tasking know efficiency like Germain Greer knows Dick.
Now you are able to multi-task and do twice as much, and half as good at each thing.
January 28th, 2008 at 5:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
And women who talk about multi-tasking are saying they can play solitaire and answer phones at work at the same time.
My dog multi-tasks, it sleeps and farts. Doesn’t mean it is any better than me sleeping and farting.
Unless you count Females and PMS. And if the shining example of multi-tasking is the ability to damn near bleed to death AND bitch at someone else at the same time, so be it, they can keep THAT shit……..
May 14th, 2008 at 9:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 5af46747e88f8
In my experience women are utterly shit at multi tasking. Fucking terrible infact.