Women Suck Twice As Hard At Multitasking
Hey here’s a bunch of bullshit:
Men are good at focusing. Women are good at multitasking.
I had to break that woman-maxim into two sentences because not even my mighty man brain could process the fucked up logic there. It’s like trying to dump a bowl of Mueselix into a state of the art DVD player.
Women are shit at doing things — and definitely not as good as men at anything. So we’re supposed to believe that if they do a shitload of things they’re not very good at all at the same time, women suddenly turn into a one-man band with the cymbals between their legs?
Fuck you.
I don’t want to link to an article at the bottom of this page that details an SUV crash in which a woman’s severed arm was found some distance away from the site with a cell phone gripped in her talons like an otter with a delicious clam, but I’m going to. It’s one small example of how shitty women are at doing things at the same time — at multitasking. And that is: completely shitty.
No man anywhere needs any examples on this. Just look at women and their fat asses. If they could multitask at all, they could be running some laps while beating their gums all day long, but they can’t so they don’t. End of story.
The real technical foul here is women and their hand-me-down attitudes toward heaping awards on themselves. It’s women and their society of leftovers. Let me explain.
If men are good at doing things, then women must be good at doing lots of things at the same time, right? Yin and Yang and all that bullshit that no woman has ever actually read but feels as though it speaks to her soul. If men are good at mechanics, women must be good at nurturing. If men are good at making money, then women must be good at managing money or spending it. That’s all a bunch of piddly nonsense.
True, men are good at all those things. Men are good at everything, but no woman has ever proved the same to herself. It’s called the scientific method, proving things, but it should just be called the Man Method because that’s what it is.
Women and their made up Mad Lib character traits, like nurturer and comforter, are like the little brother who gets his older brother’s Batman costume for Halloween and then proclaims loudly that it’s exactly what he’s always wanted.
Then why is there a Superman poster in your room, kid? Why is there a Superman poster?
Harmless Driver. Oops, I meant Armless Driver.
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March 2nd, 2006 at 6:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4fcff7a546d6b
Very true. As an example, a lot of my friends with manual cars have been known to talk on a cell phone, eat a burger, and somehow hold a soft drink while shifting. It’s not a wise thing to do at all, but the fact that they have not wrecked yet and that i’ve never been cut off by or have sighted them driving in any way out of the ordinary is a testimate to men’s multitasking skill.
Most women i know however, i give a wide berth to when on a cell phone, and it’s easy to tell, as they weave all over the place.
March 2nd, 2006 at 6:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: f42f82344f9f7
Do you hate your mother? I do not understand why youhave dedicated an entire site to the hatred of women. Of course, you are probably white. So that would explain a lot. Seeing as white men are the devil. Why don’t you go suck George Bush’s cock, you little republican puppet!
March 2nd, 2006 at 7:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
See Laws of Women.
Women aren’t hated.
Racist prejudice, check.
Bigotry and hatred, check.
Hatred of homosexuals, check.
Hatred of Republicans, check.
I think I see where the hatred is coming from, and it’s not from this site.
-wolfe
March 2nd, 2006 at 10:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 49c9ff889fded
Wolfe, impressive. Let me pull up the rule book.
0 - goes without saying
-bfc - doesn’t know what site she is on
1 - yup
2 - yup
a - yup
b - yup
c - yup
d - yup (implied)
e - somewhat
f - no
3 - no, however wsc was stomped on as was bfc
4 - in spades (as in mulitple shovel loads)
5 - yup
All that in six sentences. Michelle really packed in the hatred. And, proved our rules to boot. I must say, you have done a good job with the rules. We may need to get Dick to link them to the front page.
March 2nd, 2006 at 11:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Thanks Biff.
Back to the topic that Dick started (nearly derailed by “Michelle”), there is one minor flaw in his argument, and it relates to comparative advantage. Simplifying, it means that even if you’re bad at something, if you’re less awful at it relative (to other people) with other things that you could do, then you should do that first thing you are bad at.
So, we have:
men: excellent at doing things.
men: ok at “multitasking”
women: bad at doing things (relative to men)
women: bad at multitasking
Since women are basically the same whether “multitasking” or doing one thing, Adam Smith would say they have a comparative advantage at multitasking and should do it.
That’s just economic theory of course.
-wolfe
March 3rd, 2006 at 9:41 am - IP Man-Hash: e2c3aed2658c0
Suck George Bush’s cock? My my.
-Dick
March 3rd, 2006 at 3:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f55a4c6e4087
Where do these people keep popping up? Its like watching cannon fodder rush the battlements! As wolfe and biff pointed out the hatred of this woman I will simply point out her hypocrisy. Great article Dick, keep them coming.
March 5th, 2006 at 1:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1d9528bfc4e93
How bizarre! I do an internet search looking for my name and I stumble across this bizarre conversation. Biff are you really named Biff? mine is just a nickname i have had since birth. And my last name is wolfe. I am a Chinese/Anthro/Business major at Pitt.
How wierd. As for Comparative advantage, if two women are doing two tasks 1 should do the task they least suck at and 2 should be grateful their are men.
March 10th, 2006 at 4:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1651a2103248e
i hate u. and dont all the sudden think that im a hateful man, because im not. i hate u and every single person on this site because you are enough of a dumbass to knock up some girl u were probably using in the first place and then your self-rightous bastard self threw the blame onto her because a pussey little bitch like you cant handle the blame. a pussey little bitch like you can only throw hateful comments at an entire sex from behind this website. i hope u die.thank you for blaming all of the human beings that brought everysingle man on this website birth . you assholes should be worshipping women not discriminating against them because you cant get a date. or because one you got hurt thats bullshit and i hope you all realize that. stop slandering women.dont bother trying to comment or come up with whatever kind of witty pun to try and make me feel stupid about what i wrote because im not a freak that sits and waits on the internet. u know thats probably the problem is that all you do all day is sit right where you’re sitting now and do exactly what u r doing now. fucktard.
March 10th, 2006 at 8:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8cbc91265a017
sorry dude, but if you say “fucktard” then chances are you do just sit around on the intarweb.
March 10th, 2006 at 8:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2afdb477a0884
Wow.
March 11th, 2006 at 4:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
What’s saddest is that most of his expletives (come on, “pussey[sic] little b*tch”?) are incredibly demeaning to women. And yep, I suspect you’re right, ziglig.
-wolfe
March 11th, 2006 at 8:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: a95c04c45deac
How can you be playing pokemon and harassing people on this site at the same time? You must be an “amazing” multitasker.
March 11th, 2006 at 8:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
Well you’ve just said it. Thanks for coming.
March 18th, 2006 at 10:31 am - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
There is a difference between using a word and quoting a word.
But then some people are too dumb to notice.
March 18th, 2006 at 11:32 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
Are you talking about yourself Geeza? Ziglig was the one who said and I was the one who quoted him.
March 18th, 2006 at 12:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60b660aafc3e4
“dont bother trying to comment or come up with whatever kind of witty pun to try and make me feel stupid”
What a wimp
March 18th, 2006 at 1:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
Ziglig quoted what this moron said stupid:
He used what are called inverted commas you dope.
March 18th, 2006 at 3:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
no he didn’t, he used what is called the b-quote button.
March 18th, 2006 at 6:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
Are you sure?
Dumb and Blind. What a combo.
March 18th, 2006 at 6:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Are you sure? I don’t recall Ziglig saying that.
And why even point out to me that Ziglig did actually say that F word himself? That just flips your own argument to back up what I was originally saying, effectively making this argument you have with me completely ludicrous, which it is!! Why don’t you go outside and kick a ball around?
March 18th, 2006 at 7:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
Dumb, blind and stubborn.
Why dont you go and brush up on your grammar?
March 18th, 2006 at 7:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Why don’t you just sod off?
March 20th, 2006 at 5:33 am - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
Because I wont get to see you make an ass of yourself.
April 10th, 2006 at 10:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Hasn’t she got the wrong President? I thought it was the guy BEFORE George Bush who was partial to hummers.
-Big Al
April 10th, 2006 at 11:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: bfd66b4084d2c
Fem, if you look to the left of the enter button on your keyboard there is key with two symbols. The symbol on top that looks like this ” it is called a quotation mark. Man made this symbol to put before and after a word or group of words that was used by someone else thus making it a quote. You can thank men for the gift of knowledge you just received.
April 11th, 2006 at 12:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 9a1ed05ade124
Baby steps, Joey. That’s a fine method of walking women through life.
Completely masculine kudos to you.
-Dick
August 9th, 2006 at 6:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
If women are such amazing mutitaskers, then why can’t they even walk in a fucking straight line down the street, while on the phone?
Ive lost count of the number of women who zig-zagged into the paths of others, including my own, while yapping away about some trivial bullshit.
August 9th, 2006 at 7:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Unmuted mutilated mutalisk.
Despite the grim humor, I do feel sorry for the creatures. I would not wish that on anybody. Managing to lose a limb some distance from the vehicle’s final resting place is noteworthy though. Images of Carmageddon and Michael Caine spring to mind.
Good thing they both got through the ordeal with their lives. Must’ve been the seatbelts, I wager.
Indeed, women are quite apt at “inventing new and exciting ways of being stupid”. Manufacturers of all sorts of goods should really study female behaviour to better fool proof their products.
August 9th, 2006 at 7:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Unmuted mutilated multitasking mutalisk.
Phew. I’ve outdone myself.
April 1st, 2007 at 9:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: d1f9861b8b926
U r the worst kind of guy!!! this website is full of shit! i bet u got dumped by some girl, and now this website is just your way to get back on us.
what a loser, your gonna become one of those old guys who doesn’t have a wife, living alone and rotting away by yourself. hope that you will NEVER find a girl!!
April 2nd, 2007 at 1:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
I doubt Dick wants a cock sucking whore who would sell themselves for money or slit their moms throats for sex.
April 2nd, 2007 at 3:50 am - IP Man-Hash: bf6f24347df30
For a guy who never finds a girl he will live in peace and harmony once he becomes aware of the truth. The truth is women don’t make good wives nor do they make anyone happy.
Women are unworthy of life.
April 2nd, 2007 at 5:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
For a guy who never finds a girl he will live in peace and harmony once he becomes aware of the truth. The truth is women don’t make good wives nor do they make anyone happy.
Women are unworthy of life.
amen brother
July 15th, 2007 at 9:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
I’m level 46 at Warcraft, and that makes me better at multi-tasking than 99.9999%+ of the women of the World. Coderch for leader of the World.
P Coderch
July 15th, 2007 at 10:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
… of Warcraft.
July 15th, 2007 at 11:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
… of Warcraft.
You retarded queer, Warcraft demands far more multi-tasking than anything else you can do. If I can play Warcraft this well, then I can multi-task better than any woman. Why can’t you comprehend this? Coderch for leader of the World.
P Coderch
July 15th, 2007 at 11:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
I’m level 71 in Lusternia (Text MMORPG). Thats damn well harder I’d think than WoW.
July 15th, 2007 at 12:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7a9b87ff90380
RPG’s are a mind trap.
July 15th, 2007 at 1:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
If I’m a retarded queer for suggesting a guy like you should be leader of the World of Warcraft, then I can only imagine the creative adjectives I would be tagged with for even considering you as a candidate for leader of the world.
July 15th, 2007 at 3:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
Actually, I would be nice to you if you suggested that I should be made leader of the World. Did you see how Augustus became leader of the World in “Rome”? If a 19 year old can do it, then Coderch certainly can, too.
P Coderch
July 15th, 2007 at 3:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
STFU, Son of the Cunts. I’m talking about Warcraft III, not World of Warcraft. That’s real time multi-tasking. You couldn’t hold my jock strap on Warcraft.
July 15th, 2007 at 3:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
Guys, I’m adddicted to “Rome”. Too bad it was canceled. What I loved the most is how the Romans trated women as the inferior scum that they truly are. The best part was when the adolescent Augustus told his mother to shut up, after Caesar was murdered and he became the paterfamilias of the gens Julia. No effeminate chivalry for the mighty Romans! basically, Roman men had absolute authority over the women and children of their family: they could beat them up,
July 15th, 2007 at 3:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
sell then into slavery, mutilate them and kill them if they were unloyal or arrogant. Ah, the good old days, when men were men and women and boys lived in fear. Can you guys imagine “Female” being a Roman woman of that time? Sure, she’ll never get married in our current World, but in Ancient Rome, women were given to marriage by their fathers, so she wouldn’t have a choice. Just imagine she raising her voice to her paterfamilias, and getting beaten up every time she did it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…great fun! Of course, the bitch wouldn’t give in, which would eventually end with her husband having her nailed to a cross. I would love to see that cunt agonizing for hours as begs for mercy and not getting any. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
P Coderch
July 15th, 2007 at 3:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b57beb2b5128
No one cares if you’re good at video games.
And Rome wasn’t canceled, it simply ended.
July 15th, 2007 at 6:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
Son of the Cunts, “Rome” was canceled due to budgetary issues. If you weren’t such a stupid, arrogant fuck, you’d know that. HBO simply didn’t have the money to continue bankrolling a production that cost U.S10000000.00 per episode. As for me being good at videogames, I can tell you that I’m also good at beating the shit out of fags like you. How’s that cunt that you call you sister, by the way? Tell her I sent her a kiss in that rotten cod fish cunt of hers.
P Coderch
July 15th, 2007 at 6:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5b127f583a318
Yes people who are great at video games are always the best fighters/warriors ever and probably future rulers of the world.
July 15th, 2007 at 6:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
Quite right. I just indulged a bit. It does take stamina and patience though. Important to a man.
July 16th, 2007 at 5:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
Didn’t P Coderch promise to never frequent this site again? ‘Twas a very dramatic leave-taking.
July 16th, 2007 at 7:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
I thought he did, but Dick does that to people. Makes them come back wanting more.
July 16th, 2007 at 7:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 37d1a3ac6e062
I think P Coderch and Son of the Suns would make a fine couple.
July 16th, 2007 at 8:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
I think you and your dildo make a fine couple.
July 16th, 2007 at 8:35 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@Necro re “no one cares if you’re good at video games” was more aimed at P Coderch, I think. To me, skill in video gaming is of some value. Certainly, to pick one example, soldiers that I’ve met that were good at gaming are fluid and adept at using technology. Generally true of US, Canadian, European and Australian soldiers. Contingents from third-world countries? Not so much.
Now SotS is generally quite right — when he sarcastically speaks of the best video gamers being obviously the best warriors and leaders. All I’m speaking of above is competence in technology.
As for Lusternia, I’d never heard of it. I googled it and read up. Fascinating. As to whether or not it’s more difficult to become proficient at that world than, say, at a graphical RPG, I don’t know.
I’d point out graphical RPG’s can have some fairly complex elements. When I was a student I spent a while playing a particular game, and running large-scale (40-70 people) raids. This required having a team — someone to handle loot distribution and collection, someone to handle moving the raid physically on a macro level, someone to handle acquiring targets, someone to handle group distribution and micro (tactical) positioning, people to handle the various skill-based teams (tanks, healers, artillery, and crowd control), scouting teams to spread out over the world looking for targets, and someone to handle the inevitable diplomatic negotiations with other players that would arise in contested situations.
And of course coordinating all of the above, and having a great deal of game knowledge to determine targets, strategies and tactics.
But the ‘real world’ is what’s important. And I could only handle that kind of timesink for a year while a grad student. I feel rather sorry for people who immerse themselves completely in alternate worlds. There was a couple recently that let their children starve and nearly die while they played “Dungeons and Dragons Online”. (you can google for it).
As for the rest, SotS and diamatik seem to be acquitting themselves quite well against young P Coderch, 46th level Orc Queen of Warcraft or whatever s/he is.
@Z indeed.
@Luka Well it would be less cruel a pairing for SotS than Female and SoTS. But I don’t think Coderch would last long.
-wolfe
July 16th, 2007 at 9:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
I’d throw either of them out of a moving plane.
July 16th, 2007 at 10:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
Ok children we’re all people here so lets not bite each others heads off.
July 16th, 2007 at 11:33 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@Necro, agreed, though frankly I think Luka walked into that one. I like and respect her, but it was kind of a gratuitous random insult. (And yes, SotS has insulted her plenty of times in the past).
-wolfe
July 16th, 2007 at 12:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
Still we aren’t feminists :).
July 16th, 2007 at 8:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Cruel for sots? I’d be throwing myself out of that plane willingly, before enduring such an unholy pairing.
July 16th, 2007 at 9:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
THIS COMING FROM THE FAGGOT WHO OPENS DOORS TO WOMEN, PULLS CHAIRS FOR THEM, MISTREATS BOYS WHILE PAMPERING GIRLS AND IS A RETARD WHO BELIEVES IN GOD AND JESUS CHRIST. HILARIOUS! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
July 16th, 2007 at 9:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
It’s very easy to say this shit while cowering behind your computer screen, now isn’t it, you passive faggot?! Funny that I challenged you to a fight and you ran with you tail between your legs like the little bitch of a man that you are. There is nothing left to be said. You are pathetic, Wolfe, you son of a cunt, and I despise you.
P Coderch
July 16th, 2007 at 9:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
I never thought that I could end up hating and despising someone over the internet like I despise this fucking retard called Wolfe. He represents everything that I hate in this World, and I swear by my very blood that if he were in my presence I would deck him.
P Coderch
July 16th, 2007 at 9:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
I WANT TO MURDER THIS MOTHERFUCKER. I REALLY DO!!!!!!!!! NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT TO ME AND GETS AWAY WITHOUT SOME PUNISHMENT!!!!!!
P Coderch
July 16th, 2007 at 9:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
I promised to leave, but some people made some comments about me and I couldn’t leave it unanswered. I am going to have this site deleted from my archives and back-ups and forget about it. Why? Because otherwise someone will misquote me or say something about me and I will be forced to respond.
P Coderch
July 16th, 2007 at 9:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
WOLFE THE INTERNET BITCH WITH HER TAIL BETWEEN HER LEGS IS GOING TO GET WHAT SHE DESERVES!!! I AM SEARCHING WHERE EXACTLY HIS IP CONNECTS TO AND WHO HIS INTERNET PROVIDER IS. I AM GOING TO HAVE A WORD WITH THIS LITTLE SHIT AND LETS SEE IF HE HAS ANY MANHOOD IN HIM WHEN IM IN HIS FACE KNOCKING HIS TEETH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(I’M DEAD SERIOUS. KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKERS ALREADY!!!!!!)
P Coderch
July 16th, 2007 at 9:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M NOT INTO TRANNIES!!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
July 16th, 2007 at 9:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 19968a06a2a3c
Some slut is impersonating.
Way to break the ’stereotypes’ about little girls being prudish, slutty, self-righteous, and stupid little cunts. Wow, I would love to see your sobbing, tearing face, makeup getting smudged, lipstick flaking off, when your hubris breaks.
And when did you start giving out oral sex? 11? That’s rather nasty, whore, to be nothing more than a bleeding sex object. It must really suck to be you if this is what you have to do to further your own little a