Women Suck Twice As Hard At Multitasking
Hey here’s a bunch of bullshit:
Men are good at focusing. Women are good at multitasking.
I had to break that woman-maxim into two sentences because not even my mighty man brain could process the fucked up logic there. It’s like trying to dump a bowl of Mueselix into a state of the art DVD player.
Women are shit at doing things — and definitely not as good as men at anything. So we’re supposed to believe that if they do a shitload of things they’re not very good at all at the same time, women suddenly turn into a one-man band with the cymbals between their legs?
Fuck you.
I don’t want to link to an article at the bottom of this page that details an SUV crash in which a woman’s severed arm was found some distance away from the site with a cell phone gripped in her talons like an otter with a delicious clam, but I’m going to. It’s one small example of how shitty women are at doing things at the same time — at multitasking. And that is: completely shitty.
No man anywhere needs any examples on this. Just look at women and their fat asses. If they could multitask at all, they could be running some laps while beating their gums all day long, but they can’t so they don’t. End of story.
The real technical foul here is women and their hand-me-down attitudes toward heaping awards on themselves. It’s women and their society of leftovers. Let me explain.
If men are good at doing things, then women must be good at doing lots of things at the same time, right? Yin and Yang and all that bullshit that no woman has ever actually read but feels as though it speaks to her soul. If men are good at mechanics, women must be good at nurturing. If men are good at making money, then women must be good at managing money or spending it. That’s all a bunch of piddly nonsense.
True, men are good at all those things. Men are good at everything, but no woman has ever proved the same to herself. It’s called the scientific method, proving things, but it should just be called the Man Method because that’s what it is.
Women and their made up Mad Lib character traits, like nurturer and comforter, are like the little brother who gets his older brother’s Batman costume for Halloween and then proclaims loudly that it’s exactly what he’s always wanted.
Then why is there a Superman poster in your room, kid? Why is there a Superman poster?
Harmless Driver. Oops, I meant Armless Driver.
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July 24th, 2007 at 12:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: de2cd56635395
spoken like a true woman…disgraceful
July 24th, 2007 at 2:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
YES, CUNT, GO AHEAD AND PRETEND THAT YOU DIND’T GET OWNED. YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN’T HANG WITH ONE WORD I SAID. LOL…SAYING THAT MEN EXPLOIT WOMEN THROUGH THE FASHION INDUSTRY DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT IS WOMEN WHO KEEP THE FASHION INDUSTRY ALIVE. LOL…CAN YOU GET ANY STUPIDER? AND IT GOES TO SHOW WHAT A STUPID CUNT YOU ARE THAT YOU PARROT THAT FAGGOT’S WOLFE REPLIES TO ME. WHO LACKS IMAGINATION, DYKE?
P Coderch
July 24th, 2007 at 2:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
True, Z. I hereby issue an apology to all five year olds. Probably even the female ones.
-wolfe
GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU LITTLE BITCH OF A MAN WITH YOUR TAIL BETWEEN YOUR LEGS.
P Coderch
July 24th, 2007 at 2:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
TO ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS AND CUNTS HERE WHO CRITICIZE ME, YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!!! I AM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS BUT TO EXPOSE MY IDEAS, AND THOSE WHO DON’T LIKE IT CAN KISS MY ASS!!!!!!! I WILL ONE DAY BE A VERY POWERFUL MAN AND I WILL EXECUTE ALL OF YOU MOTEHRFUCKERS LIKE THAT PUSSY-WHIPPED CHIVALROUS FAGGOT WOLFE!!! YOU ARE EITHER WITH CODERCH OR AGAINST HIM!!!!! I WILL SHOW NO MERCY AND I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!! I HAVE ALREADY ALMOST BEATEN A MAN TO DEATH IN A FIGHT SO ALL OF YOU BITCHES ARE NOTHING BUT TURDS TO ME!!!! I AM ASUPERIOR TO YOU AND UNLIKE YOU I WANT’T BORN TO BE A PUSSY-WHIPPED OBEDIENT FAGGOT LIKE WOLFE!!!!
P Coderch
July 24th, 2007 at 4:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
P Coderch said:
TO ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS AND CUNTS HERE WHO CRITICIZE ME, YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!!!
@diamatik, yeah, this person’s very confused about the human anatomy.
Is that what you call them?
I’ll govern myself accordingly. I’ll give you this one caution, once only. I don’t believe in giving a man who says he will murder me a remotely fair fight.
-wolfe
July 24th, 2007 at 4:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
“I AM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS BUT TO EXPOSE MY IDEAS, AND THOSE WHO DON’T LIKE IT CAN KISS MY ASS!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU BITCHES ARE NOTHING BUT TURDS TO ME!!!!”
Sounds like someone’s due a refund from Dale Carnegie.
July 24th, 2007 at 7:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9888544e58a87
@ wolfe; I hear you , loud and clear. I’ve also noticed something else. It seems as if the quote function has proven to be rather difficult to others as well. So much so that certain cosmologists have chosen to abandon its use altogether, rather than looking like a complete jackass every time they fail at using it. Perhaps we have found the rare occasion where a woman has been better than a ‘man’.
July 24th, 2007 at 7:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: fe35829a9c492
You hear things.
Apparently if you were called a faggot, the context should have hinted that you were not a man who slept with other men, but rather an annoying cunt who makes anonymous death threats. I don’t care what your views are - if you try to force your views on others by force, you are as bad as any of the sluts here. You are not as dangerous because you are not huddled up in a cowardly, phobia-driven and damned in-crowd, but nonetheless a danger to society and a dishonorable coward.
I really can’t discern what your views are between the pointless death threats and idiotic murmurings, but I do know that whatever they are, they are weak to the point that you have to threaten others.
You’re just hot air, pussy. Angsty, emotional, and crazy, just like any other slut who has been forced through the vaginal contractions of the quota system. If you really are ‘male,’ pardon my confusion.
July 26th, 2007 at 8:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
Yeah, I know. You’re the kind of dishonorable coward who doesen’t fight fair. This is why I will just shoot you in the face. I never expected a fair fight from you. Only real men fight fair.
P Coderch
July 26th, 2007 at 8:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
You hear things.
Apparently if you were called a faggot, the context should have hinted that you were not a man who slept with other men, but rather an annoying cunt who makes anonymous death threats. I don’t care what your views are - if you try to force your views on others by force, you are as bad as any of the sluts here. You are not as dangerous because you are not huddled up in a cowardly, phobia-driven and damned in-crowd, but nonetheless a danger to society and a dishonorable coward.
I really can’t discern what your views are between the pointless death threats and idiotic murmurings, but I do know that whatever they are, they are weak to the point that you have to threaten others.
You’re just hot air, pussy. Angsty, emotional, and crazy, just like any other slut who has been forced through the vaginal contractions of the quota system. If you really are ‘male,’ pardon my confusion.
You see, the problem is that it is you fags who want to force your views on me, and not the other way around. If a chivalrous loser, like “Wolfe”, had his his way, he would support things like the military draft, which is essentially saying that the life of a man is less valuable than a woman’s What you want is not male emancipation; what you want is a return to the 1950s, when women stayed in the kitchen and men had a series of obligations that I don’t want to have - because they are cruel and unfair. I want women to fend for themselves, having the same rights and ogligations as men. A return to the 1950s would be an improvement on the situation that we have now, when women have all the rights that men have but none of the obligations - back then, women had no obigations but no rights either. I want women to continue having the rights they have now, but I want chivalry to end. Do you comprehend this? And don’t call my writings idiotic, because they are far more logical, objective and thought out than the bitching that you guys do.
P Coderch
July 26th, 2007 at 9:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: fe35829a9c492
You contradicted yourself there. Think, then type.
July 27th, 2007 at 4:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
@diamatik: Touche. But who gives a rat’s ass?
July 27th, 2007 at 5:06 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@diamatik so it would seem.
@Doubt good point.
Again you reveal your ludicrous ignorance and lack of reading comprehension. I despise the draft and think it’s a form of slavery. I’ve said so on this site on a number of occasions.
We comprehend it, we’ve responded to it. Chivalry is over dude. Talk to the middle ages. Evidently you don’t comprehend plain English.
It’s not simply your writing that’s idiotic.
On the contrary, you’ve been warned of the terms of engagement and the price of failure. I think that’s more than fair.
The job of a real man is not to fight ‘fair fights’. It’s to terminate threats to his country, his family, and himself.
Best instruction I probably ever had was one where we were taught dirty fighting by a tough marine. Opened my eyes.
I’m with Patton. My job is not to die for my country, or my family, or myself. My man-job (if necessary) is to make some other SOB die for himself, his family, or his country.
As for ‘dishonorable coward’, what would one call a ‘man’ who repeatedly curses, screams invective, and threatens to murder others all over the safety of the internet from his mother’s basement?
What you fail to realize, level 46 orc-queen Coderch, is that you’ve long since ceased to be something we care about. You’re simply a running joke to us, and your latest self-ownage just makes for even more merriment.
By all means, post some more and we’ll laugh some more. But your time might be better spent by finishing highschool or even getting that coveted level 47.
-wolfe
July 27th, 2007 at 7:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
@ Dr_Z: It wasn’t a rat’s ass, for I was merely throwing you a bone.
@ wolfe: “Come outta there ya flea bitten varmint before I blast the fir clean off a your carcass.”
July 27th, 2007 at 9:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 0da82aefb99ab
@diamatik: I only meant that no one should care what I post here, or whether I learn to use the quote function. And, er, I’m gonna pass on your bone. Thanks just the same. ;)
July 27th, 2007 at 9:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
@ Dr Z: Fine by me. After all, you’re a cosmologist and you’d get lipstick and make-up all over my bone anyway.
Houston, we’ve had a problem. We’ve had a main B bus undervolt.
July 30th, 2007 at 12:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
Again you reveal your ludicrous ignorance and lack of reading comprehension. I despise the draft and think it’s a form of slavery. I’ve said so on this site on a number of occasions.
We comprehend it, we’ve responded to it. Chivalry is over dude. Talk to the middle ages. Evidently you don’t comprehend plain English.
It’s not simply your writing that’s idiotic.
On the contrary, you’ve been warned of the terms of engagement and the price of failure. I think that’s more than fair.
The job of a real man is not to fight ‘fair fights’. It’s to terminate threats to his country, his family, and himself.
Best instruction I probably ever had was one where we were taught dirty fighting by a tough marine. Opened my eyes.
I’m with Patton. My job is not to die for my country, or my family, or myself. My man-job (if necessary) is to make some other SOB die for himself, his family, or his country.
As for ‘dishonorable coward’, what would one call a ‘man’ who repeatedly curses, screams invective, and threatens to murder others all over the safety of the internet from his mother’s basement?
What you fail to realize, level 46 orc-queen Coderch, is that you’ve long since ceased to be something we care about. You’re simply a running joke to us, and your latest self-ownage just makes for even more merriment.
By all means, post some more and we’ll laugh some more. But your time might be better spent by finishing highschool or even getting that coveted level 47.
-wolfe
Yawn, you’re a coward, plain and simpel. I challenged you to a fist fight, and you responded by saying that you won’t fight fair. That’s cowardice. So I responded that I already knew that you wouldn’t fight fair, so I will just shoot you in the face - I’m dead serious.
And you are chivalrous. That is a fact. You have already admitted that, if you were to have children, you would treat your daughters in a more caring way, will teach them to open doors to women, pull chairs to them, etc. That is classical chivalry. If you were on the Titanic, I bet that you would die so that some woman could live.
Ajnd chivalry is not dead. Men are still expected to pay the check, to bring home the bread, to serve their countries in times of war and to willingly sacrifice their lives so that women can live when the push comes to shove. The difference is that it was fairer in the past, when men had to act chivalrous but had several political rights that women lacked. Of course, regarding the life of a woman as being more important than man’s is outrageous notwithstanding all the other rights that men had and women didn’t, but at least men were thrown a bone back which they don’t have anymore. Men are now officially second class citizens.
And I couldn’t care less what you fags think about me: I have laready stated several times that I’m not here to mnke friends or be diplomatic, but to expose my ideas no matter what. I don’t want even one of you fags to say:”I like Coderch”, or “I agree with you”, or I respect you both as a man”. I don’t want even a single one of you to say that I changed your mind or that you respect me.I don’t give two shits about what you think of me. Suffice to say, “Wolfe”, I am far more of a man than you are because I speak my mind and I don’t seek approval - it is women who are always seeking social approval. You are nothing but a loser, a beta-male in some low end job who is pissed at women becaue they won’t date your sorry ass. Again, I find the fact that you don’t regard me as a real man to be hilarious, because I have nothing but contempt for your manhood. Coderch just owned you. Yet again.
P Coderch
July 30th, 2007 at 12:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
You contradicted yourself there. Think, then type.
No, you iidiot, I didn’t contradict myself because I chalenged him to a fist fight, and he responded by saying that he won’t fight fair. So I have no obligation to fight fair since he won’t. Think before you criticize mighty Coderch, you queer.
P Coderch
July 30th, 2007 at 1:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
And I find is amazing that a fag who believes that a circumcised Jew who lived two millenia ago is the embodiment of a super-natural entitity for which there is no eivideced of it’s existence has the nerve to criticize my posts. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…
P Coderch
July 30th, 2007 at 9:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c8b05bf321cc
Low end job? He’s a professor.