Women Suck Twice As Hard At Multitasking
Hey here’s a bunch of bullshit:
Men are good at focusing. Women are good at multitasking.
I had to break that woman-maxim into two sentences because not even my mighty man brain could process the fucked up logic there. It’s like trying to dump a bowl of Mueselix into a state of the art DVD player.
Women are shit at doing things — and definitely not as good as men at anything. So we’re supposed to believe that if they do a shitload of things they’re not very good at all at the same time, women suddenly turn into a one-man band with the cymbals between their legs?
Fuck you.
I don’t want to link to an article at the bottom of this page that details an SUV crash in which a woman’s severed arm was found some distance away from the site with a cell phone gripped in her talons like an otter with a delicious clam, but I’m going to. It’s one small example of how shitty women are at doing things at the same time — at multitasking. And that is: completely shitty.
No man anywhere needs any examples on this. Just look at women and their fat asses. If they could multitask at all, they could be running some laps while beating their gums all day long, but they can’t so they don’t. End of story.
The real technical foul here is women and their hand-me-down attitudes toward heaping awards on themselves. It’s women and their society of leftovers. Let me explain.
If men are good at doing things, then women must be good at doing lots of things at the same time, right? Yin and Yang and all that bullshit that no woman has ever actually read but feels as though it speaks to her soul. If men are good at mechanics, women must be good at nurturing. If men are good at making money, then women must be good at managing money or spending it. That’s all a bunch of piddly nonsense.
True, men are good at all those things. Men are good at everything, but no woman has ever proved the same to herself. It’s called the scientific method, proving things, but it should just be called the Man Method because that’s what it is.
Women and their made up Mad Lib character traits, like nurturer and comforter, are like the little brother who gets his older brother’s Batman costume for Halloween and then proclaims loudly that it’s exactly what he’s always wanted.
Then why is there a Superman poster in your room, kid? Why is there a Superman poster?
Harmless Driver. Oops, I meant Armless Driver.
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Son of the Cunts, “Rome” was canceled due to budgetary issues. If you weren’t such a stupid, arrogant fuck, you’d know that. HBO simply didn’t have the money to continue bankrolling a production that cost U.S10000000.00 per episode. As for me being good at videogames, I can tell you that I’m also good at beating the shit out of fags like you. How’s that cunt that you call you sister, by the way? Tell her I sent her a kiss in that rotten cod fish cunt of hers.
P Coderch
No one cares if you’re good at video games.
And Rome wasn’t canceled, it simply ended.
sell then into slavery, mutilate them and kill them if they were unloyal or arrogant. Ah, the good old days, when men were men and women and boys lived in fear. Can you guys imagine “Female” being a Roman woman of that time? Sure, she’ll never get married in our current World, but in Ancient Rome, women were given to marriage by their fathers, so she wouldn’t have a choice. Just imagine she raising her voice to her paterfamilias, and getting beaten up every time she did it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…great fun! Of course, the bitch wouldn’t give in, which would eventually end with her husband having her nailed to a cross. I would love to see that cunt agonizing for hours as begs for mercy and not getting any. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
P Coderch
Guys, I’m adddicted to “Rome”. Too bad it was canceled. What I loved the most is how the Romans trated women as the inferior scum that they truly are. The best part was when the adolescent Augustus told his mother to shut up, after Caesar was murdered and he became the paterfamilias of the gens Julia. No effeminate chivalry for the mighty Romans! basically, Roman men had absolute authority over the women and children of their family: they could beat them up,
STFU, Son of the Cunts. I’m talking about Warcraft III, not World of Warcraft. That’s real time multi-tasking. You couldn’t hold my jock strap on Warcraft.
Actually, I would be nice to you if you suggested that I should be made leader of the World. Did you see how Augustus became leader of the World in “Rome”? If a 19 year old can do it, then Coderch certainly can, too.
P Coderch
If I’m a retarded queer for suggesting a guy like you should be leader of the World of Warcraft, then I can only imagine the creative adjectives I would be tagged with for even considering you as a candidate for leader of the world.
RPG’s are a mind trap.
I’m level 71 in Lusternia (Text MMORPG). Thats damn well harder I’d think than WoW.
… of Warcraft.
You retarded queer, Warcraft demands far more multi-tasking than anything else you can do. If I can play Warcraft this well, then I can multi-task better than any woman. Why can’t you comprehend this? Coderch for leader of the World.
P Coderch
… of Warcraft.
I’m level 46 at Warcraft, and that makes me better at multi-tasking than 99.9999%+ of the women of the World. Coderch for leader of the World.
P Coderch
For a guy who never finds a girl he will live in peace and harmony once he becomes aware of the truth. The truth is women don’t make good wives nor do they make anyone happy.
Women are unworthy of life.
amen brother
For a guy who never finds a girl he will live in peace and harmony once he becomes aware of the truth. The truth is women don’t make good wives nor do they make anyone happy.
Women are unworthy of life.
I doubt Dick wants a cock sucking whore who would sell themselves for money or slit their moms throats for sex.
U r the worst kind of guy!!! this website is full of shit! i bet u got dumped by some girl, and now this website is just your way to get back on us.
what a loser, your gonna become one of those old guys who doesn’t have a wife, living alone and rotting away by yourself. hope that you will NEVER find a girl!!
Unmuted mutilated multitasking mutalisk.
Phew. I’ve outdone myself.
Unmuted mutilated mutalisk.
Despite the grim humor, I do feel sorry for the creatures. I would not wish that on anybody. Managing to lose a limb some distance from the vehicle’s final resting place is noteworthy though. Images of Carmageddon and Michael Caine spring to mind.
Good thing they both got through the ordeal with their lives. Must’ve been the seatbelts, I wager.
Indeed, women are quite apt at “inventing new and exciting ways of being stupid”. Manufacturers of all sorts of goods should really study female behaviour to better fool proof their products.
If women are such amazing mutitaskers, then why can’t they even walk in a fucking straight line down the street, while on the phone?
Ive lost count of the number of women who zig-zagged into the paths of others, including my own, while yapping away about some trivial bullshit.
Baby steps, Joey. That’s a fine method of walking women through life.
Completely masculine kudos to you.
-Dick