Women Suck Twice As Hard At Multitasking
Hey here’s a bunch of bullshit:
Men are good at focusing. Women are good at multitasking.
I had to break that woman-maxim into two sentences because not even my mighty man brain could process the fucked up logic there. It’s like trying to dump a bowl of Mueselix into a state of the art DVD player.
Women are shit at doing things — and definitely not as good as men at anything. So we’re supposed to believe that if they do a shitload of things they’re not very good at all at the same time, women suddenly turn into a one-man band with the cymbals between their legs?
Fuck you.
I don’t want to link to an article at the bottom of this page that details an SUV crash in which a woman’s severed arm was found some distance away from the site with a cell phone gripped in her talons like an otter with a delicious clam, but I’m going to. It’s one small example of how shitty women are at doing things at the same time — at multitasking. And that is: completely shitty.
No man anywhere needs any examples on this. Just look at women and their fat asses. If they could multitask at all, they could be running some laps while beating their gums all day long, but they can’t so they don’t. End of story.
The real technical foul here is women and their hand-me-down attitudes toward heaping awards on themselves. It’s women and their society of leftovers. Let me explain.
If men are good at doing things, then women must be good at doing lots of things at the same time, right? Yin and Yang and all that bullshit that no woman has ever actually read but feels as though it speaks to her soul. If men are good at mechanics, women must be good at nurturing. If men are good at making money, then women must be good at managing money or spending it. That’s all a bunch of piddly nonsense.
True, men are good at all those things. Men are good at everything, but no woman has ever proved the same to herself. It’s called the scientific method, proving things, but it should just be called the Man Method because that’s what it is.
Women and their made up Mad Lib character traits, like nurturer and comforter, are like the little brother who gets his older brother’s Batman costume for Halloween and then proclaims loudly that it’s exactly what he’s always wanted.
Then why is there a Superman poster in your room, kid? Why is there a Superman poster?
Harmless Driver. Oops, I meant Armless Driver.
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AC Schnitzer is like AMG for Mercedes?
That’s a shame. Sounds like a nice car. Which model?
Well… statistically, BMW is the most popular make of car for men to buy their mistresses (in Asia at least. Being a man, I’ll say that applies to the whole world.) If we assume that men driving BMW’s and men driving other cars are, being men, equally polite, and equally good at driving, logically, we can conclude that gold-digging mistresses are incredibly rude and selfish. This seems a logical conclusion.
It’s cliche, but I had forgotten how much I liked that style of tossing in beaucoup in front of an english word. Thanks Doubt.
As for the rest, Female is quite correct in at least one thing. I find P Coderch ultimately rather boring. After s/he’s ranted for the dozenth time about faggots, and killing people, it gets just plain tedious.
For people for whom the pinnacle of their lives is ranting angrily on message boards and becoming level 46 in Warcraft, well, frankly, they aren’t that interesting as people. No matter what they say.
-wolfe
You are nothing more than pussy-whipped buffoon, plain and simple. You lack the traditional MASCULINE characteristics of: courage, determination, assertiveness, fortitude and individualism. You believe that I should bow down to the establishment because a ream man doesen’t complain, when in reality only a pussy-whipped male accepts abuse without doing anything about it. I have benn abused by the establishment for being male, both through chivalry as a child and as an adult fby the system , so my anger is completely justified. My hatred for you is that you advocate chivalry, which is nothing more than service to women. There is nothing edifying or masculine about opening doors or pulling chairs to women: it is actually humiliating and pathetic. You are basically servicing women in the way a slave would serve his master. Not only that, you ahve already stared that, if you have children, you will treat your daughters better than your sons and teach your sons to be chivalrous and poen doors to them and pulls chairs. I find it amazing that you will demean your sons like that. Finally, stop using big words, sophisticated syntax and trying to sound pedantic, becauese you’re frankly not that smart. also, the fact that you believe in God and Jesus Christ goes to show that there is an illogical component to you. As Steve Weinberg, Nobel prize winner in physics once said:”Every thinking man is an atheist.” As another example of your lack of logic, you advocate chivalry and tyreating girls better than boys despite the scientific evidence that little boys are weaker than little girls. Also, a lot of your arguments are poor and full of sophistries. In conclusion: you are a guy that represents a personality type that I despise, and I find you intellectually unstimulating.
P Coderch
Could you be any less confused PC? Let’s count the ways and number of your confusion so far.
1. You thought I was a paedophile, however, when I didn’t crack onto you, that threw that theory out the window.
2. You thought you had defeated me in debate, thus revealing for the first time the sheer extent of your delusions.
3. You experienced confusion in your sexual orientation and wished to be gay, believing this would somehow be an easier lifestyle.
4. You thought wolfe had children and made sexual overtures about them, suggesting that you condone paedophilia when you wish to practice it. I could mention the lament you made about not being able to have sex with 15 year olds, and I just did.
5. You mistake passivity for boredom.
I donºt want to have sex with 15 year’olds, you dumb bitch - even though Nature says it’s ok -, but you seem to think that it’s ok to show pictures of semi-naked 15 year old boys. Then, you have the hypocrisy of bitching about 15 year old girls modeling. Pot. Kettle. Black.
And I did defeat you in that argument we had when I pointed out that it is women who like fashion shows and who watch them, so the “exploitation” of these girls is done by their fellow women. The last time I checked, heterosexual men don’t go to fashion shows nor do they spend money on fashion, so it is women who are to blame for underage girls modeling. You were so stunned by my argument that you simply didn’t reply. I also pointed out that underage girls are prohibited from modeling lingeries and other intimate clothes so your point is mute. To make it worse, you condoned the book “The Boy”, by that bitch Germaine Greer, which showed boys as young as 14 in their underwear. Pot. Kettle. Black. Apparently, for you what’s good for the goose is not good for the geeze! And finally, you said that it’s ok for a grown woman to fuck an underage boy because “he wants it”, which goes to show who’s the real paedophile.(winks) Apparently, you believe that laws should be arbitrary regarding gender, giving special protection to girls.
“Female”, you got brutally OWNED by me and you lack the intellectual capacity to even formulate a cogent, concisive argument. You obviously have a low I.Q and is a cynical hypocrite that no one takes seriosuly. My anger directed toward feminists is that you’re hurting children of my gender, which I regard as the most heinous of all crimes. Now go away and don’t ever try to argue with me again.
P Coderch
Yeah, he is really something, isn’t he? I mean, no more ludicrous than the next anonymous internet closet-fag, but ridiculous nonetheless.
PC, before you bravely type down anonymous internet threats and continue to associate yourself with the cultured, sophisticated internet-griefer crowd, what does it say about your personality if we are having trouble telling if you really are male? I think you’re jealous of those sluts for more things than I’m willing to imagine. I envy their privileges, but I can simply ignore them. They are simply a function of society, and are more imaginary than anything I dream. Just a product of the collective conscious, non-tangible. You, on the other hand, are the kind of gimp who screams at ‘faggots’ on the DDR for treading on a sacred gurl-only zone. You also seem to impose many restrictions on the male gender, and therefore I resend my previous statement claiming we were the only group who remotely resembled your extreme ways.
We believe men deserve equal rights and views in society and the law, and to not be burdened down because of our greater mean strength and intellect. We (on average) believe that the free-flow if ideas and, more importantly, on taking responsibility for one’s own actions. Girls stand apart from this because of how lightly the court system is on them. You attack anyone who wishes to be sensible, and are generally dull and uninspiring. While a case-study in yourself, you nonetheless are under the impression that you are more welcome here than anywhere else.
YAWN…WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR, FAGGOT?! I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I’M NOT AFRAID OF YOUR FUCKING LAWS AND YOUR FUCKING COURTS, AND ANY COP WHO COMES AFTER ME WILL TAKE BULLETS UP HIS ASSHOLE!! GO AHEAD FAGGOT AND CALL THE COPS ALREADY!!!!! BITCHES THAT BARK DON’T BITE!!!!!!
P Coderch
LOL You are hilarious!
Agreed.
Daily on my walk to work.. I see nothing but woman after woman driving while doing her makeup, drinking a coffee, smoking and talking on the cell phone.. or a combination of the these.
makes me glad I am kinda safe on the sidewalk and not driving on the road with them.
Wrong, Women are the rudest driver.
You’re in dreamland Doubt.
Coderch is a man.
…Or furiously masterbating over images of female swordswomen:
http://forums.swordforum.com/showthread.php?p=878975
AC Schnitzer is like AMG for Mercedes?
That’s a shame. Sounds like a nice car. Which model?
Well… statistically, BMW is the most popular make of car for men to buy their mistresses (in Asia at least. Being a man, I’ll say that applies to the whole world.) If we assume that men driving BMW’s and men driving other cars are, being men, equally polite, and equally good at driving, logically, we can conclude that gold-digging mistresses are incredibly rude and selfish. This seems a logical conclusion.
It’s cliche, but I had forgotten how much I liked that style of tossing in beaucoup in front of an english word. Thanks Doubt.
As for the rest, Female is quite correct in at least one thing. I find P Coderch ultimately rather boring. After s/he’s ranted for the dozenth time about faggots, and killing people, it gets just plain tedious.
For people for whom the pinnacle of their lives is ranting angrily on message boards and becoming level 46 in Warcraft, well, frankly, they aren’t that interesting as people. No matter what they say.
-wolfe
Could you be any less confused PC? Let’s count the ways and number of your confusion so far.
1. You thought I was a paedophile, however, when I didn’t crack onto you, that threw that theory out the window.
2. You thought you had defeated me in debate, thus revealing for the first time the sheer extent of your delusions.
3. You experienced confusion in your sexual orientation and wished to be gay, believing this would somehow be an easier lifestyle.
4. You thought wolfe had children and made sexual overtures about them, suggesting that you condone paedophilia when you wish to practice it. I could mention the lament you made about not being able to have sex with 15 year olds, and I just did.
5. You mistake passivity for boredom.
This ‘guy’ is just like the whites are better than blacks poster. She’s just trying to grief the forums and has no real purpose other than to force some of the frustration of her existence on someone else.
If a guy did this kind of thing, he’d be called out in an NY minute. And if the PC facade really was a guy, he would be going at the more ‘radical’ forums, not the folks who are closer to his extreme tangent. You aren’t intelligent, nor are you clever. You’re just being an air-headed bimbo.
At least I’ll be a bitch amongst murderers and genuinely tough guys. What is your excuse for having being made into a bitch by women and their PC policies in the office? What is your excuse for having been a bitch when the cops took your kids away from you and gave them to your wife, while still forcing you to pay your bills. What is your excuse for being a bitch when a feminist group takes your rights away from you and you simply passively accept it? What is your excuse for being a pussy-whipped bitch who opens doors to women, pulls chairs to them, like the passive faggot Wolfe? What is your excuse for being a bitch when women and other men treat little boys better than little girls and you don’t do shit about it? So who’s the bitch now, huh?
P Coderch
Yeah, you aren’t a man. However, I see you’ve been at it for a while. I suppose the exciting and adventurous life of an immature little cunt isn’t satisfying, is it? Even with all the lesbianism and faked pleasure because it is ‘totally in?’
Hey, your God must be my God. You can’t conceive any other way.
Just like a girl.
Again, saying that I’m not a man because I stick to what I believe in and am not polite and courteous to those who are keeping me down. The last time I checked, being assertive and having balls to speak your mind is a MASCULINE trait. Too bad that most modern “men”, like you, have become passive bitches and that modern women have more balls than you do. Pathetic.
P Coderch
BMW drivers are the rudest drivers on the road. FACT.
ent”>Doubt said:
PC, you deviate from our views as much as any of the cunts. We do not condone vacant, anonymous internet threats nor do we encourage being an all-around asshole. We generally have a more passive attitude towards homosexuality - as much as I hate to speak for others, I feel I am iterating their sentiments - and we debate.
Debates do not consist of threats of murder or any other form of violence. And if you have a drug problem, good for you - how man did you have to be to open your mouth, pop a pill in, and swallow? I’ll bet you didn’t even use a glass of water - wow, if you weren’t so hormonal and irritating, I might mistake your estrogen for steroids.
Of course, the above is assuming that you are not, in fact, just another slut who thinks that she is beaucoup clever by impersonating a man.
Go fuck yourself. The end.
P Coderch
the bumper of my AC Shnitzer BMW
What’d she fuck up?
I have just been rear ended by a woman whilst stationary at a red light…
This is what she said when she got out of the car…
“I’m sorry, I was trying to clean the window, it wasn’t a very good idea”
So proof women can’t do anything right, but when they try and do two things at once they just fuck up something magnificent owned by a man.
“Oh but my car is worse than yours” Yes your car is worse than mine! It was worse than mine before you hit my car. It seems you think that loud “THWACK” sound is a parking sensor or a reminder to steer in another direction.
Fuck you dear, fuck you very much.
Guys like PC end up as somebodies bitch in prison..
Yeah, you aren’t a man. However, I see you’ve been at it for a while. I suppose the exciting and adventurous life of an immature little cunt isn’t satisfying, is it? Even with all the lesbianism and faked pleasure because it is ‘totally in?’
Hey, your God must be my God. You can’t conceive any other way.
Just like a girl.