Women Suck Twice As Hard At Multitasking
Hey here’s a bunch of bullshit:
Men are good at focusing. Women are good at multitasking.
I had to break that woman-maxim into two sentences because not even my mighty man brain could process the fucked up logic there. It’s like trying to dump a bowl of Mueselix into a state of the art DVD player.
Women are shit at doing things — and definitely not as good as men at anything. So we’re supposed to believe that if they do a shitload of things they’re not very good at all at the same time, women suddenly turn into a one-man band with the cymbals between their legs?
Fuck you.
I don’t want to link to an article at the bottom of this page that details an SUV crash in which a woman’s severed arm was found some distance away from the site with a cell phone gripped in her talons like an otter with a delicious clam, but I’m going to. It’s one small example of how shitty women are at doing things at the same time — at multitasking. And that is: completely shitty.
No man anywhere needs any examples on this. Just look at women and their fat asses. If they could multitask at all, they could be running some laps while beating their gums all day long, but they can’t so they don’t. End of story.
The real technical foul here is women and their hand-me-down attitudes toward heaping awards on themselves. It’s women and their society of leftovers. Let me explain.
If men are good at doing things, then women must be good at doing lots of things at the same time, right? Yin and Yang and all that bullshit that no woman has ever actually read but feels as though it speaks to her soul. If men are good at mechanics, women must be good at nurturing. If men are good at making money, then women must be good at managing money or spending it. That’s all a bunch of piddly nonsense.
True, men are good at all those things. Men are good at everything, but no woman has ever proved the same to herself. It’s called the scientific method, proving things, but it should just be called the Man Method because that’s what it is.
Women and their made up Mad Lib character traits, like nurturer and comforter, are like the little brother who gets his older brother’s Batman costume for Halloween and then proclaims loudly that it’s exactly what he’s always wanted.
Then why is there a Superman poster in your room, kid? Why is there a Superman poster?
Harmless Driver. Oops, I meant Armless Driver.
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July 16th, 2007 at 9:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
I WOULD FUCKING MURDER THIS WOLFE IF HE WERE IN MY PRESENCE. PRESUMPTUOUS MOTHERFUCKER WHO SITS ON HIS CHAIR TYPING SHIT ABOUT MEN HE DOESEN’T KNOW. THIS FAGGOT WOULD GET BEATEN UP SO BADLY BY ME IT WOULDN’T BE FUNNY. I WOULD BASICALLY MURDER THIS BASTARD WITH ONE PUNCH OR SO! WHAT ANNOYS ME IS THAT THIS FUCKING QUEER IS PROTECTED FROM ME BY INTERNET ANONIMITY AND THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
July 16th, 2007 at 9:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6c86e5f63ddb2
Yes wolfe, excuse me for insulting an invader in my land.
Get some fucking perspective and point out one time I’ve preemptively attacked the cunts on your whore coddling blog or one of their other filthy nests of scum and villiany.
And Female the lardass estrogen sack would be mourned by no one, not even by her whore mother upon her air adventure without a parachute.
Coderch: Your views on Christ being a man and a cult that worships cuckoldry, weakness, and whores is accurate, but by raging at potential allies you do nothing but burn bridges in a land full of tuna pits.
July 16th, 2007 at 9:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 19968a06a2a3c
Yeah, it does, doesn’t it? To know that you could get arrested for some of those things you type just like a good man. Really, bitch or not, what you think will translate into what you say, and as the gender gap narrows, so does the entitlement. Soon enough we will be back on a level playing field and little girls will be taken off to detention centers and prisons just like our good boys used to. Hey, think before you promote pedophilia and rape, slut!
P.S.
Are you trying to accomplish something here other than the determent of yourself and your gender? You certainly aren’t improving our views of girls if that’s what you were hoping for, nor are you discouraging us from our noble cause. If you knew anything at all, you would know that you listen, comprehend, and then speak. What goes wrong in your inferior femme brain is that you just talk talk talk. You can’t shut the fuck up, you don’t even know how to!
July 17th, 2007 at 7:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 52a169caf87c7
I am now in the process of filing charges against you for death threats and hate crime related slander.
You will be hearing from the police in a few days.
-cheers
July 17th, 2007 at 7:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c8b05bf321cc
@ Sots- Actually, you’ve preemptively (considering I never insult you and rarely even address you) insulted me plenty of times.
Also, Wolfe’s blog is hardly “whore-coddling”. He makes his views on promiscuity very clear. The fact that he allows women to post on his site, and is polite to them when they are polite, just shows civility. He codemns women when their behavior is condemnable, he just doesn’t condemn women automatically for being women. And he believes men are better than women. Also, I have no idea what his other poster’s sexual history entails, but I’m not a whore.
July 17th, 2007 at 7:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c8b05bf321cc
That said, yes, obviously the women who post can expect they’ll be insulted, since they aren’t welcome.
July 17th, 2007 at 7:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 263152a8f8269
The point is none of you are welcome here and you can’t expect to remain unchallenged.
I don’t go to the dive bar that is wolfe’s blog and insult anyone because that’s a place where soulless creatures of vanity called females are welcome.
July 17th, 2007 at 12:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
O SITS ON HIS CHAIR TYPING SHIT ABOUT MEN HE DOESEN’T KNOW. THIS FAGGOT WOULD GET BEATEN UP SO BADLY BY ME IT WOULDN’T BE FUNNY. I WOULD BASICALLY MURDER THIS BASTARD WITH ONE PUNCH OR SO! WHAT ANNOYS ME IS THAT THIS FUCKING QUEER IS PROTECTED FROM ME BY INTERNET ANONIMITY AND THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
I am now in the process of filing charges against you for death threats and hate crime related slander.
You will be hearing from the police in a few days.
-cheers
I am now in the process of filing charges against you for death threats and hate crime related slander.
You will be hearing from the police in a few days.
-cheers
I am now in the process of filing charges against you for death threats and hate crime related slander.
You will be hearing from the police in a few days.
-cheers
YAWN…GO AHEAD YOU FUCKING QUEER!!! I’M SHACKING ON MY BOOTS!!!! GO CALL THE COPS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL INSTEAD OF FIGHTING FOR YOURSELF.
P Coderch
July 17th, 2007 at 12:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52a169caf87c7
Thank you.
That was the final action they needed to see in order to process charges.
:)
July 17th, 2007 at 12:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
I am a man, you stupid fuck. It goes to show how weak and pathetcic men have become when they asociate being asssertive with being a woman. Pathetic.
P Coderch
July 17th, 2007 at 12:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52a169caf87c7
Calling people homosexual slurs and threatening to murder them is not the nature of a strong and intelligent man.. is the the signature lack of logic that most deviant females display.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
No excuse needed. Read what I wrote again. My point is that I was responding to Necro saying something about ‘can’t we all just get along’ and citing your comment. Your response was rude and insulting, in response to an unsolicited comment from Luka that was … rude and insulting. What you wrote was therefore fair game.
Indeed given the implied (homo)sexual nature of Luka’s comment, the sexual implications in your response were perfectly reasonable, given the context.
Quite true. Except for the ‘whore coddling’ bit. And I’m not sure about the ‘filthy nests’, though it’s true my blog code could use some clean up. Again, though, I don’t need perspective. My post was simply saying that I thought your response was a reasonable and proportionate one, given the insult. That’s all.
I like the scum and villainy reference, though I think you may ascribe malign intent where it does not exist.
-wolfe
July 17th, 2007 at 4:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
Anywhere outside a house where women are welcome devolves into a hive of scum and villiany.
It doesn’t matter who the owner is, how tidy and taseful it was before… it will slowly be destroyed.
PS: Luka makes random homosexual insults at me in a pathetic attempt to flirt. Her male place holder treats her too kindly and she is getting bored of him. I sense this.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
I am rather astounded that a simple post primarily aimed at Necro and talking about gaming should evince such a reaction from young Coderch. 4 posts in a row, shrieking and howling in all capitals about… well, I’m not quite sure what. Yes, yes I’m a cowardly faggot, hiding behind a computer screen, and he wants to kill me.
The funny thing is, that language does indeed, as I think evil eddy pointed out, very closely resemble what angry women post on this site, especially the coward, faggot, and hiding parts.
Now, for young Coderch the level 46 Orc Queen, here is some information about my internet connection.
My IP address appears to be 127.0.0.1. Feel free to attack that address with whatever tools are at your disposal, when not playing Warcraft.
-wolfe
July 17th, 2007 at 6:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
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Yes wolfe, excuse me for insulting an invader in my land.
Get some fucking perspective and point out one time I’ve preemptively attacked the cunts on your whore coddling blog or one of their other filthy nests of scum and villiany.
And Female the lardass estrogen sack would be mourned by no one, not even by her whore mother upon her air adventure without a parachute.
Coderch: Your views on Christ being a man and a cult that worships cuckoldry, weakness, and whores is accurate, but by raging at potential allies you do nothing but burn bridges in a land full of tuna pits.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…great post! I actually like Son of the Sons. He’s one of the least worst here. We may nost see eye to eye, but at least he’s not a boy-abusing, chivalrous pussy whipped passive bitch like Wolfe, who kow tows to women like a faggot and treats children of his own gender worse than girls. At least he’ not a submissive little shit with no manhood and who has no self respect like Wolfe, who demeans himself by opening doors and pulling chairs to women and who thinks that the lives of his own gender are less valuable than those of women.
P Coderch
July 17th, 2007 at 6:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
That is your opinion, and opinions are like assholes. I think that “guys” like you, who remain polite and courteous even when they are getting fucked in the ass by the establishment because “real men don’t complain”are the real ones who are displaying no manhood. I am more manly than you because I’m willing to fight for what I believe in no matter how much hatred I muster from people, and because I don’t believe that passively accepting mistreatment makes you manly; it actually makes you effeminate. I may not be a real man inn your book, in the same way that you are not a real man in mine, but I have alot more in common with the man who made history and changed the World than you do. Good bye, loser.
P Coderch
July 17th, 2007 at 6:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
YAWN…WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR, FAGGOT?! I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I’M NOT AFRAID OF YOUR FUCKING LAWS AND YOUR FUCKING COURTS, AND ANY COP WHO COMES AFTER ME WILL TAKE BULLETS UP HIS ASSHOLE!! GO AHEAD FAGGOT AND CALL THE COPS ALREADY!!!!! BITCHES THAT BARK DON’T BITE!!!!!!
P Coderch
July 17th, 2007 at 6:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
GIVE ME YOUR HOME ADDRESS, YOU LITTLE BITCH WITH HER TAIL BETWEEN HER LEGS, AND I’M GOING TO PAY YOU A VISIT AND SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
July 17th, 2007 at 6:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766da8096c559
No excuse needed. Read what I wrote again. My point is that I was responding to Necro saying something about ‘can’t we all just get along’ and citing your comment. Your response was rude and insulting, in response to an unsolicited comment from Luka that was … rude and insulting. What you wrote was therefore fair game.
Indeed given the implied (homo)sexual nature of Luka’s comment, the sexual implications in your response were perfectly reasonable, given the context.
Quite true. Except for the ‘whore coddling’ bit. And I’m not sure about the ‘filthy nests’, though it’s true my blog code could use some clean up. Again, though, I don’t need perspective. My post was simply saying that I thought your response was a reasonable and proportionate one, given the insult. That’s all.
I like the scum and villainy reference, though I think you may ascribe malign intent where it does not exist.
-wolfe
ARGH…MORE PASSIVE RAMBLINGS FROM MS.PASSIVITY HERSELF, WOLFE. EVERY TIME I READ ONE OF THIS “GUY’S” POSTS, I FEEL LIKE I’M ON PERCODAN OR SOME OTHER SEDATIVE. HE IS PASSIVE AND BORING AS SHIT, ALWAYS MAKING EXCUSEs FOR WOMEN AND SUCKING UP TO THEM BESIDES JUSTIFYING HIS OWN TIMIDITY AND PASSIVITY BY BELIEVING THAT ENDURING THE MISTREATMENT THAT WOMEN GIVE HIM MAkES HIM MORE OF A MAN. WHATEVER, FAGGOT.
P Coderch
July 17th, 2007 at 7:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 19968a06a2a3c
PC, you deviate from our views as much as any of the cunts. We do not condone vacant, anonymous internet threats nor do we encourage being an all-around asshole. We generally have a more passive attitude towards homosexuality - as much as I hate to speak for others, I feel I am iterating their sentiments - and we debate.
Debates do not consist of threats of murder or any other form of violence. And if you have a drug problem, good for you - how man did you have to be to open your mouth, pop a pill in, and swallow? I’ll bet you didn’t even use a glass of water - wow, if you weren’t so hormonal and irritating, I might mistake your estrogen for steroids.
Of course, the above is assuming that you are not, in fact, just another slut who thinks that she is beaucoup clever by impersonating a man.