Women Suck Twice As Hard At Multitasking
Hey here’s a bunch of bullshit:
Men are good at focusing. Women are good at multitasking.
I had to break that woman-maxim into two sentences because not even my mighty man brain could process the fucked up logic there. It’s like trying to dump a bowl of Mueselix into a state of the art DVD player.
Women are shit at doing things — and definitely not as good as men at anything. So we’re supposed to believe that if they do a shitload of things they’re not very good at all at the same time, women suddenly turn into a one-man band with the cymbals between their legs?
Fuck you.
I don’t want to link to an article at the bottom of this page that details an SUV crash in which a woman’s severed arm was found some distance away from the site with a cell phone gripped in her talons like an otter with a delicious clam, but I’m going to. It’s one small example of how shitty women are at doing things at the same time — at multitasking. And that is: completely shitty.
No man anywhere needs any examples on this. Just look at women and their fat asses. If they could multitask at all, they could be running some laps while beating their gums all day long, but they can’t so they don’t. End of story.
The real technical foul here is women and their hand-me-down attitudes toward heaping awards on themselves. It’s women and their society of leftovers. Let me explain.
If men are good at doing things, then women must be good at doing lots of things at the same time, right? Yin and Yang and all that bullshit that no woman has ever actually read but feels as though it speaks to her soul. If men are good at mechanics, women must be good at nurturing. If men are good at making money, then women must be good at managing money or spending it. That’s all a bunch of piddly nonsense.
True, men are good at all those things. Men are good at everything, but no woman has ever proved the same to herself. It’s called the scientific method, proving things, but it should just be called the Man Method because that’s what it is.
Women and their made up Mad Lib character traits, like nurturer and comforter, are like the little brother who gets his older brother’s Batman costume for Halloween and then proclaims loudly that it’s exactly what he’s always wanted.
Then why is there a Superman poster in your room, kid? Why is there a Superman poster?
Harmless Driver. Oops, I meant Armless Driver.
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spoken like a true woman…disgraceful
I believe she was just saying that as a child she prefers adults. Female want don’t support such activity here.
Please go to MrRogers.com
No women or children are allowed here.
True, Z. I hereby issue an apology to all five year olds. Probably even the female ones.
-wolfe
Who said anything about sex with children? He was just suggesting a method of medication.
Sorry, I don’t have sex with children.
I can’t believe you honestly expect us to care about anything you have to say when you are nothing but an abusive idiot. Stop being so unbelievably boring and stupid. You still can’t quote correctly and I am disappointed that I was so bored by your unimaginative and non-witty response that I was unable to see the humour in your dumbness.
The quote function triumphs spectacularly yet again over Coderch. Indeed, I’ve never seen as great a victory. While he’s quoting a post wherein I say:
Words fail me. Good times, good times.
Here’s how you’re emotional. At the drop of a hat, you start shouting in all caps; you threaten virtually everyone on the board, repeatedly, with violence for imagined offenses; you fight and argue with nearly everyone; you use silly insulting playground language to attack people; and you generally act like a spoiled five-year old.
Moreover, you assume the rest of as are as emotional as you are. You assume that I might be angered and others might be moved by the ad-hominem issues you bring up — “a circumcised Jew”. It amuses me that you attempt to push on a rope that reveals so much about yourself.
What you fail to grasp — evidently demonstrating that you have not merely the emotional maturity of a five-year-old, but the mental maturity of one — is that logic, faith, and emotion are all separate axes. A matter of faith is no more a matter of hysteria than a matter of logic is.
As for English not being your native language, no, I’ve no slack to cut you on that one. I’ve time all day for Sony, since he’s generally polite and intelligent. By contrast, you come in, demonstrating an absolute mastery of gutter language and proceed to attack everyone in sight (with the possible exception of Dick). If you can master English well enough to swear like that, then you need no assistance.
-wolfe
Keep running away from me, you passive faggot. I maintain everything I said 100%: I don’t like you and, if we met, I would deck you. Let’s see who has achieved more in life 20 years from now, queer. And you probably have a mutilated dick just like your Jewish hero.
P Coderch
Yawn…you got owned so badly that you haven’t refuted anything I wrote. My reply is there for anyone to read. And the quote function? What the fuck has to to do with anything, bitch? I quoted your idiotic post perfectly and my reply is there.
P Coderch
Men own at wit, sarcasm and jokes. Yeah.
That was an excellent one there. Gold medal and blue ribbon humour all in one.
The fees arent cheap! Hear hear!
I have coated my penis in powdered aspirin.. would you like to take your medication orally or anally?
:)
“evidently demonstrating that you have not merely the emotional maturity of a five-year-old, but the mental maturity of one”
Five-year-olds everywhere are offended, and rightly so.
Indeed. The thought that women would enter these hallowed virtual halls is very sad.
-wolfe
PC, if you are going to respond you’d best figure out that quote button. But my god it will be hilarious if you still can’t.
The quote function triumphs spectacularly yet again over Coderch. Indeed, I’ve never seen as great a victory. While he’s quoting a post wherein I say:
Words fail me. Good times, good times.
Here’s how you’re emotional. At the drop of a hat, you start shouting in all caps; you threaten virtually everyone on the board, repeatedly, with violence for imagined offenses; you fight and argue with nearly everyone; you use silly insulting playground language to attack people; and you generally act like a spoiled five-year old.
Moreover, you assume the rest of as are as emotional as you are. You assume that I might be angered and others might be moved by the ad-hominem issues you bring up — “a circumcised Jew”. It amuses me that you attempt to push on a rope that reveals so much about yourself.
What you fail to grasp — evidently demonstrating that you have not merely the emotional maturity of a five-year-old, but the mental maturity of one — is that logic, faith, and emotion are all separate axes. A matter of faith is no more a matter of hysteria than a matter of logic is.
As for English not being your native language, no, I’ve no slack to cut you on that one. I’ve time all day for Sony, since he’s generally polite and intelligent. By contrast, you come in, demonstrating an absolute mastery of gutter language and proceed to attack everyone in sight (with the possible exception of Dick). If you can master English well enough to swear like that, then you need no assistance.
-wolfe
Please stop whining, I have a headache.
Well said Billy. This site is like a special place for us men and its to be respected. Its sacrosanct. We dont go intruding into any of those feminist’s sites yet we get this shit from all the women. Wow, what double standards.
lol are you done? Still haven’t quite mastered the quote function yet have you? Even worse, you can’t even blame it on the fact that English isn’t your first language because you’ve already used that excuse once.
Ha ha ha ha…hilarious that he said that my arguments are “emotional and subjctive”, coming from a guy who believes in things for which there is no empirical evidence whatsoever. Yeah, this faggot is so logical…(rolls eyes)
P Coderch