Women Take Candy From Strangers
The number one way to get whatever you want out of a woman is to withhold attention.
Top Three Ways to Get What You Want From a Woman
3. Be Rich or Famous
2. Insult Her
1. Withhold Attention
Is she lipping off at the mouth? Withhold attention.
Is she a great big fat person? Withhold some attention.
Is she not putting out? Withhold that fucking attention!
Today, I have proof of the above other than just the barometer of my thermometer.
To those of you who are unlearned in the school of meteorology, a barometer is a device used to measure a change in pressure of the local atmosphere. This change is commonly used to detect impending rain. Here I have used it to indicate the “wetness” of my penis, a very clever joke and possibly a new all time great in the lexicon of sex euphemisms.
And I’ve done this before 9 AM. Like I’ve always said, “Men do more world changing before 9 AM than women do in their whole worthless lives.” I just proved it.
Women are four times more likely to give out personal information in exchange for candy. Throw “free candy” on the list.
An interesting study has revealed that 10% of men are willing to give out personal information to a random stranger in exchange for a chocolate bar, while a whopping 45% of women will do the same.
Yes, that’s right. Researchers used chocolate as an incentive. They also used entry into a “drawing for a free trip to Paris”, and other shit that sounds like such an obvious fucking scam my wallet is crawling out of my pants as we speak and creeping away with my money just in case I come down with a random bout of the Retard Flu.
The problem with women having money, jobs, or a say in anything, is not that they’re slightly more stupid than men. The problem with women is that at a much higher frequency than men, they will do something so catastrophically fucking dumb, it’ll take fifty men and a million dollars to put everything back on track — or one man and fifty million dollars. Just ask all the men and companies who’ve had to buy off trampy secretaries and other useless office eye-candy sluts who’ve pulled the “hostile workplace” card out of their bras like it’s money for their pimp.
The workplace is supposed to be hostile, you stupid cunts. Business is about taking money from other people. That’s as hostile as it gets.
10% of men will give out personal information for chocolate. So the fuck what? Without an imaginary gender who’s perfect, 10% is the benchmark for perfection. Men are perfect. There’s an old saying that goes, “If you’re in a glass house, don’t throw rocks at people.” What that means is that as long as a woman can maintain a career, but still drive four days with her parking brake on without knowing it, she can shut the fuck up.
Women are 4.5 times more likely to give out personal information for candy. Women are 4.5 times more likely to do something catastrophically fucking dumb.
Ever wonder why women are such obnoxious shrews when it comes to raising kids?
Wear a jacket!
Look both ways before you cross the street!
Don’t take candy from strangers!
It’s because they have to remind themselves of that same shit every day. Because they are too goddamn stupid to figure it out on the spot.
The moral of this story is, don’t hire women, don’t tell women sensitive information, and keep your fat daughter off MySpace. If girls would give out personal information for chocolate, imagine what they’d give out for a compliment.
Is it just me or does it seem like the only thing young girls like to do these days more than eat is dress like sluts and take pictures of themselves.
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Withholding attention is just being counterproductive and gets nothing done. I actually saved the company I worked for a whopping amount of cash and the screw up was caused by a man! You might want to check into your research again Dick and stop assuming because it makes an ass of u and me. Mostly you though.
That’s a good point. Allow me to retort:
You are a lying sack of shit.
You’re only saying that because you are in denial of a woman saving a company ;)
i think all u women haters are wrong, women write many wonderful things for example caryl churchill, sarah kane, eve ensler, paula vogel, emily bronte and i could name a million others, u guys r just full of shit
Brilliant fucking comment there, “georgie”. If all those women are so fucking great, how come I’ve never heard of any of them? You should stop stealing and raping my name, and follow that prerequisite epiphany with some spelling and grammar lessons.
well then obviously you have never been to school
I went to school and studied Emily Bronte (I think she wrote Wuthering Heights if memory serves), but you never went to school because you didn’t capitalize their names you stupid bitch and your grammar sucks grade school ass.
This site is NO WOMEN ALLOWED idiot. Get off the site, woman.
Haha, this article is so true. Last night I was at a bar with some man-friends trying to drink and have a good time as we always do, and this woman who was a friend of someone kept trying to get my attention. Ignoring her and watching her desperately trying one dumb thing after another to get me to talk to her was hilarious and far more satisfying than putting up with talking to her for a boring few hours/minutes/seconds (depending on how easy she is …)
She resorted to asking me dumb questions that didn’t lead anywhere, and eventually pulled out the “didn’t we go to the same school?” card … my answer was “no, we didn’t.” And that was the end of that. I went back to talking to my man-friends and she went back to looking deflated. It didn’t stop her making almost constant eye-contact for the rest of the evening though. What a joke … if someone’s not giving you attention it’s because they’re obviously not interested. Yet women lap that shit up and keep bashing their heads into the brick wall of a man not giving a fuck. It’s funny as hell.
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No you have missed compleatly. I talk with my mom about women. She has many female friend at my age, as they are calling her constantly and asjing her for an advise how to deal with men. My mom thinks that all these women are whores, thay only think how to use men without giving anything from themselves.
I wonder if Nelson Mandela would agree.
*snort*
oops did i hit a nerve??
Sorry, you missed 1) you’re gay 2) you have a tiny penis. That means you’re not eligible for our Stupid Female Comment of the day award.
woman haters - would you speak to your mums like that?how dare you speak about women like that!the person who started this clearly isnt getting any, or has been played majorly by a woman, otherwise they wouldnt be ranting and raving about it. your not men, your just sad little boys with sad little lifes. im only looking at this website, because i was researching for my dissertation, “behind every great man there is a great woman” thats right a woman is doing a dissertation, and it is showing how great woman are, and for youe information, a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bycicle, and thats why you guys are sooo angry at the world. i think its funny and i pity u.
haha, oh wow.
3/10 for trying to hard if you are trolling
I feel like I’m a tape recorder. Women actually do need men, sweetheart.
No Manhole, you have to consider why these outstanding male minds came to be. It seems very obvious why male intelligence evolved. To get laid. All that calorific investment is for a reason. The occasional asexual genius is an evolutionary aberration, there is no point in being smart as a bastard if you don’t pass those genes on.
In more robust times than the present a man in his late 20’s was in his physical prime, and it went rapidly downhill from there. So it would be reasonable to expect his mental powers to peak at the same time.
The last line sums up so much. No, the whole article does actually. All women do is fish for compliments and attention.
And Tor is the shit!
If she uses open proxies, her ISP will not be identifiable. You’d need access to a database of compromised IP addresses. Last time I heard wikipedia had like half a million of those. Then there’s Tor.
Fail. You see, the IP would be blocked which would only mean that screen name and email would mean nothing in this situation since you still can’t access the website. Computer may be more practical but I have this feeling you’re not in access to infinite computers, which would mean after 5 you should just might as well give up. Now if you knew anything about computers you would say “hey, you can change the IP address/use a proxy!” Another fail would come with this as you can also block ISP. Now unless you’re willing to change your ISP (retarded just for mabtw.com) you will not be seeing this site for awhile :D.
There have been some absolutely outstanding male minds in Math and Science that were never married and presumably sex may have not been that important to them (eg Newton, J. Willard Gibbs). I suspect the rest of the great male M/S minds that were married did their great thinking even though they were not getting enough from their wives. Also, there is one general commonality of the great theoretical physicists–they did their most creative, Nobel prize winning work in their late 20’s–so this creative capacity may have been independent of sexual frequency, more dependent on the age of the brain.
Muzalon, you are wrong. This is a feminized society, and you have internalized the message. All great works are male, and they are carried out as part of the eternal quest for pussy. There is nothing disreputable about lusting after fine young pussy, it is the most noble of callings. It is our birthright as men, and this feminized society would deny us our birthright. Was Genghis Khan a low-grade moron? I doubt it, low-grade morons don’t usually rule the world. One in 12 Chinese men are direct descendants of the Great Khan, so it is clear what motivated him to conquer the world. It is also clear that, even if his achievements are someday forgotten, his seed will survive. That’s probably more than you or I can say. As Dick says, “Men do more world changing before 9 AM than women do in their whole worthless lives.” Genghis Khan conquered the world while we were still at breakfast.
It’s the same story from every woman that decides it’s her ” duty ” to post.
Oh dick is a big douchebag that doesn’t get laid, doesn’t have any intelligence and for sure doesn’t have life experience. You’re all just pissed off cause while you’ve been sitting at home crying about how life isn’t fair Dick put it infront of you, AND YOU HATE IT. But what do women do when they hate something? Bitch, nag, bitch, nag, bitch, nag, put there own opinion into it. Hate to break it to you but your own opinion is the same thing as bitching and nagging, no one wants to hear it. Just accept the fact that you can’t do anything right and live with it. Every woman is looking for the ” perfect man ” what does that mean? Has money, buys you shit, puts up with your shit and doesn’t tell you how much you fuck up. Once a chick finds a guy that doesn’t constantly point out her millions flaws that’s the perfect man, he’s not perfect though just horny and fucking stuipd.
She always has to get the last word in, doesn’t she?
No, great male works are the sublimation of sexual desire. Only low grade morons are obsessed by cunts.
Thanks for bringing this back to something I can understand Commander. What was all that whining shit about, anyway?
You’re right about men being the only sex able to create worthwhile literature. Or art. It’s a given that women don’t create anything useful in the technical fields, with a very few notable exceptions, but we need to understand that this general uselessness extends to just about every other field of worthwhile endeavor. Men even write better self-help books, and found better religions. When was the last time you came across a religion founded by a woman? You might wonder why a man would found something as intrinsically evil as a religion, or a self-help book, but the answer’s simple. He does it for the same reason he creates great art, or invents serious shit, or conquers the world… to get laid. That’s all. A man needs to get laid. Prophets and conquerors get laid plenty.
Go forth and multiply…
Don’t bother. I wouldn’t fuck you with Dick’s dick.
You should open a school and teach this full time Dick. I’d pay more than I pay for college now.
For the last time, why don’t these frigid cunts (bola, michelle etc.) just get the fuck off the site? It’s almost as if these functionally illiterate whores have difficulty understanding the meaning and symbolism behind the phrase: SOD OFF.
As a further observation, I would like to point out that the notion that women have greater linguistic or verbal ability than men is really a chivalrous concession on the part of the once dominant male patriarchal establishment. Whatever empirical evidence exists strongly suggests that women have a kind of “gift of the gab,” in which they are capable of speaking in run on sentences for lengthy periods of time. I suppose this is what the Greek poet Hesiod meant when he spoke of Pallas Athena punishing man by giving the woman a certain way with words… well, atleast as far as the art of deception is concerned. However, it should be obvious to all that the overwhelming majority of women are not capable of using language as a means of expressing complex problem-solving with high-level abstractions. As a matter of fact, the vast majority of women are so deficient in their linguistic abilities as to be completely unable to comprehend a simple publication on mechanical engineering or basic science and arithmetic for that matter, even when such literature is produced incorporating purely descriptive content and containing no mathematical symbology whatsoever.
Additionally, men invented language and are responsible for the crucial invention of both the alphabet and the art of writing. The first written records ever to be produced were done so only by men, and often both meticulously and painstakingly enough with nothing more but a stylus in hand and a few rolls of papyri; all of the greatest literature ever written, from Homer to Shakespeare to Leo Tolstoy, has been produced exclusively by males. Therefore, I conclude that the notion that women possess greater linguistic abilities is an egregious falsehood of mythical proportions; MEN HAVE GREATER LINGUISTIC/VERBAL ABILITY THAN WOMEN; WOMEN ARE MENTAL PARROTS WHO USE MALE INVENTION AND CREATIVITY FOR THEIR OWN SELFISH NARCISSISTIC ENDS.
I guess women have lower intelligence than men because being exposed to significant quantities of estrogen can potentially cause serious brain damage.
menarebetterthanwomen.
I kiss you, I kiss you!
Clean your mother out when you’re finished with her next time cunts.
I’m serious.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
What a fucking’ typical female failure.
Enjoy your misery, bitch.
I love it when you get all worked up and frothing at the mouth.
Is that a proposal??
Where’s the ring.
I’ve never even met you so it better be NICE.
5 CARATS or more.
. . . . no thanks, I would rather stick needles in my eyes.
He he he, won’t you marry me, honey?
Michael has more female traits than male.
He has an inability to comprehend humor, and he takes jokes as fact and remembers them to “win” arguements
I would rather be born a starving Arab bedouin than suffer Michael’s delusional and confused life without father figures.
Disturbed - Enough
Why do you stupid cunts always talk like MEN are interested in your approval?? Fuck, that’s hilarious. And the reason you will FAIL as a woman.
You can’t call me a “SINNER” if –>> there is no God.
You can’t call me a “SINNER” if –>> I never made a vow to you.
You can’t call me a “SINNER” if –>> I ALWAYS keep the promises I DO make.
So try harder. Then ram 3 fingers up your ass.
Thanks, but WE don’t want to have ANYTHING to do with you, failure.
You’re a liar. And you’re ASLEEP at the wheel of life.
Leave.
Talking about intellectual age.
Yeah, cause everyone who has and who ever will read this site, will all read whatever post it was where you said your real age. Chris, certainly knew your age, didn’t he? Your intellectual age, that is. This game is over.
Don’t be silly, idiot. People here know my age.
Whatever lameboy. You exposed yourself when you realised you’d have to if you ever wanted to comment here again without people telling you to get off because you were too young (as I knew you would). Epic fail right there. You played moves that were destined to fail. Then with the inevitable sock-puppeting, right on schedule, followed by the endgame self-disclosure of your rampantly stupid moves. You fail at the internets.
Nice try, Michael, but no cigar.
There’s no need to expose someone when you can lead them to out themselves quite easily. I led you to the barrel and you almost humped it in your enthusiasm to roll over it.
Too late, Michael. If you want to expose a prankster you need to expose him before he exposes himself. Saying afterward that you weren’t fooled doesn’t get you points.
Oh I’m quite cocky alright. 18cm worth of cockiness, right here, baby.
I think Michael is too cocky for is own good, meaning, he will fuck up other people’ lives.
As for Chris: I’ll be quite frank: in my dealings with women, I seem to be much better in the LTR stage than in the courtship phase. I have never seen anyone internalize the rules of courtship (however cynical they are) as well as Chris–its like he’s reading from a book written by a man about meeting women (ala Brett Tate “The professional bachelor”). Although I thinks the ends that Chris has are not for me, I think it’s useful for me and others to listen to him to improve our “game”–the attraction phase. I think seduction should benefit both man and woman but the ugly fact is you have to play a well-choreographed game with women while dating to build attraction. I don’t like this, but that’s the way it goes. I know I can learn something from Chris. Just my opinion.
Never believed you were 12, bola, was just playing along as it was quite hilarious watching you dig that hole deeper and deeper. The father sockpuppet was a very lame touch, I admit. Sorry, but no, he didn’t scare me. I liked the line where you said you would discipline yourself. Please do.
In any case, you’ve now outed yourself an an adult who pretends to be a child when you get owned, crying and making BS legal threats. When that doesn’t work, you pretend to be an attorney to scare off your interlocuters. You definitely need to grow a pair, retard.
What happened between you and Michael? Last time I was here you were friendly. I specifically tried to avoid attacking him, because I thought you guys preferred me not to, but he keeps asking for it! :-)
He’s quite an astute observer, isn’t he? No wonder he’s a flaming mangina, he takes everything at face value. If you tell him you’re 12 years old, he believes it. A couple of weeks ago I told people I was a retired multi-billionaire, I guess he would have believed that too.
Chris, you know I don’t approve of you, because you are a SINNER :-). But at least you are AWAKE. And I’d rather to be in the company of men who are awake, no matter how bad they are, than in that of any backstabbing sellout.
As for the punching bag. I tailor my responses to those of the commenters. If a woman comes here and gives a normal response, she gets a normal response from me (or none). If some caustic bitch comes here with her cheap condescension, I pay her back in kind.
No more mister nice guy.
An, he’s one. Good. Mr Harris, you may want to look into implementing netnanny or some other security device on your home computer that will restrict your child’s usage. Honestly, get a fucking clue. If your child is precocious, then surely you should know that you need to take extra measures to guard his activities, here and everywhere else. Perhaps you should do a full scan on his temporary internet files to see what other pages have been accessed.
In short, the further action I suggest you take is to improve your parental supervisory skills and responsibility. You may also like to read this thread in it’s entirely, as you may discover that your child has frequently asked women posters to continue to visit this site as he would like to use them as a punching bag. As such, I’m not sure what kind of a role model you are providing to your child, but on bola’s posts here alone, it certainly doesn’t look like you’re a very good one.
Really??
I should think everyone here would be more disturbed that YOU think he should LIE about it!!
Yeah. He or she is only 12 and it’s trying to give out information to others on women. What a fucking laugh. And watch out, if you use the word ‘penis’ it runs off crying to it’s mommy and daddy. CHILDREN SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THE INTERNET. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PARENTS???
Sir,
You are quite right in pointing out that my son has no business on this website which seems to be intended for an adult public. I’m afraid he’s rather precocious and quite clever in circumventing our restrictive measures. You can rest assured that he will be appropriately disciplined.
I’m a bit disturbed by his claim that he informed you of his young age. I don’t have time right now to review the content of this message board, since we have guests arriving. That’s why I will defer my decision on whether any further action needs to be taken to a later date.
Sincerely,
Malcolm S. Harris
“Conservative”???? . . . . or 12!
Big difference.
LOL!!!!
You are one retarded chick. Now you may as well stop imagining me in my luxury apartment surrounded by hoes, salivating over my member cause you’ll never be invited to the party.
Nah. Just doing the citizenry a great favor *SLAP!!!!* So long, raper-boy.
As a man, it is my duty to get all women and children off this site. It’s the Birkinstock drill, men!! Women and Children, throw them all off!
Chill, Chris. Bola is just a little on the conservative side.
I didn’t accuse you of stalking me here no manhole, I said you were obsessed with me, which clearly, you are. Just like this brat of a kid.
Hey! Is Bola a in minor / underage cunt?????
Is ‘bola’ really a minor / underage cunt by her own admission?????? Her daddy will get all mad n’ stuff when he finds out she fingers her own teen pussy while reading all day and night at menarebetterthanwomen.com . After all he’s paying for the internet access.
Fuck off this website you child toilet whore.
See you on the pole in a few years . . .
LMFAO!!!
Fucking LOLZ, this kid is a laugh. I can’t wait. I guess you’re also going to tell them that this is a private room rather than a public message board which anyone can read? Yeah, probably. Make up more bullshit to go with your fantasy of what has been happening here.
If you read my comments, then that’s your problem. Hopefully your parents will do the appropriate thing, which would be to put this site on the ‘banned’ list on the home computer so you can’t access it ever again.
Oh, and by the way. Michael, since you have accused me of stalking you here like in the forums, it is clear that you are one and the same Michael as you are in the forums, despite your lie that you were not the one called “Michelle”. Nice little lie, bitch, but it was pretty clear. Oh, you’ll make a fine lawyer, but a horrible husband and father. What kind of woman and child can trust a high-Mach guy like you, bitch?
Your bitch slap has no bite, precisely because it is a bitch slap. Learn to punch with a decent amount of force. Oh that’s right, you can’t. You’re not built for power. Of any kind.