Women Take Candy From Strangers
The number one way to get whatever you want out of a woman is to withhold attention.
Top Three Ways to Get What You Want From a Woman
3. Be Rich or Famous
2. Insult Her
1. Withhold Attention
Is she lipping off at the mouth? Withhold attention.
Is she a great big fat person? Withhold some attention.
Is she not putting out? Withhold that fucking attention!
Today, I have proof of the above other than just the barometer of my thermometer.
To those of you who are unlearned in the school of meteorology, a barometer is a device used to measure a change in pressure of the local atmosphere. This change is commonly used to detect impending rain. Here I have used it to indicate the “wetness” of my penis, a very clever joke and possibly a new all time great in the lexicon of sex euphemisms.
And I’ve done this before 9 AM. Like I’ve always said, “Men do more world changing before 9 AM than women do in their whole worthless lives.” I just proved it.
Women are four times more likely to give out personal information in exchange for candy. Throw “free candy” on the list.
An interesting study has revealed that 10% of men are willing to give out personal information to a random stranger in exchange for a chocolate bar, while a whopping 45% of women will do the same.
Yes, that’s right. Researchers used chocolate as an incentive. They also used entry into a “drawing for a free trip to Paris”, and other shit that sounds like such an obvious fucking scam my wallet is crawling out of my pants as we speak and creeping away with my money just in case I come down with a random bout of the Retard Flu.
The problem with women having money, jobs, or a say in anything, is not that they’re slightly more stupid than men. The problem with women is that at a much higher frequency than men, they will do something so catastrophically fucking dumb, it’ll take fifty men and a million dollars to put everything back on track — or one man and fifty million dollars. Just ask all the men and companies who’ve had to buy off trampy secretaries and other useless office eye-candy sluts who’ve pulled the “hostile workplace” card out of their bras like it’s money for their pimp.
The workplace is supposed to be hostile, you stupid cunts. Business is about taking money from other people. That’s as hostile as it gets.
10% of men will give out personal information for chocolate. So the fuck what? Without an imaginary gender who’s perfect, 10% is the benchmark for perfection. Men are perfect. There’s an old saying that goes, “If you’re in a glass house, don’t throw rocks at people.” What that means is that as long as a woman can maintain a career, but still drive four days with her parking brake on without knowing it, she can shut the fuck up.
Women are 4.5 times more likely to give out personal information for candy. Women are 4.5 times more likely to do something catastrophically fucking dumb.
Ever wonder why women are such obnoxious shrews when it comes to raising kids?
Wear a jacket!
Look both ways before you cross the street!
Don’t take candy from strangers!
It’s because they have to remind themselves of that same shit every day. Because they are too goddamn stupid to figure it out on the spot.
The moral of this story is, don’t hire women, don’t tell women sensitive information, and keep your fat daughter off MySpace. If girls would give out personal information for chocolate, imagine what they’d give out for a compliment.
Is it just me or does it seem like the only thing young girls like to do these days more than eat is dress like sluts and take pictures of themselves.
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Thanks for bringing this back to something I can understand Commander. What was all that whining shit about, anyway?
You’re right about men being the only sex able to create worthwhile literature. Or art. It’s a given that women don’t create anything useful in the technical fields, with a very few notable exceptions, but we need to understand that this general uselessness extends to just about every other field of worthwhile endeavor. Men even write better self-help books, and found better religions. When was the last time you came across a religion founded by a woman? You might wonder why a man would found something as intrinsically evil as a religion, or a self-help book, but the answer’s simple. He does it for the same reason he creates great art, or invents serious shit, or conquers the world… to get laid. That’s all. A man needs to get laid. Prophets and conquerors get laid plenty.
Go forth and multiply…
Don’t bother. I wouldn’t fuck you with Dick’s dick.
You should open a school and teach this full time Dick. I’d pay more than I pay for college now.
For the last time, why don’t these frigid cunts (bola, michelle etc.) just get the fuck off the site? It’s almost as if these functionally illiterate whores have difficulty understanding the meaning and symbolism behind the phrase: SOD OFF.
As a further observation, I would like to point out that the notion that women have greater linguistic or verbal ability than men is really a chivalrous concession on the part of the once dominant male patriarchal establishment. Whatever empirical evidence exists strongly suggests that women have a kind of “gift of the gab,” in which they are capable of speaking in run on sentences for lengthy periods of time. I suppose this is what the Greek poet Hesiod meant when he spoke of Pallas Athena punishing man by giving the woman a certain way with words… well, atleast as far as the art of deception is concerned. However, it should be obvious to all that the overwhelming majority of women are not capable of using language as a means of expressing complex problem-solving with high-level abstractions. As a matter of fact, the vast majority of women are so deficient in their linguistic abilities as to be completely unable to comprehend a simple publication on mechanical engineering or basic science and arithmetic for that matter, even when such literature is produced incorporating purely descriptive content and containing no mathematical symbology whatsoever.
Additionally, men invented language and are responsible for the crucial invention of both the alphabet and the art of writing. The first written records ever to be produced were done so only by men, and often both meticulously and painstakingly enough with nothing more but a stylus in hand and a few rolls of papyri; all of the greatest literature ever written, from Homer to Shakespeare to Leo Tolstoy, has been produced exclusively by males. Therefore, I conclude that the notion that women possess greater linguistic abilities is an egregious falsehood of mythical proportions; MEN HAVE GREATER LINGUISTIC/VERBAL ABILITY THAN WOMEN; WOMEN ARE MENTAL PARROTS WHO USE MALE INVENTION AND CREATIVITY FOR THEIR OWN SELFISH NARCISSISTIC ENDS.
I guess women have lower intelligence than men because being exposed to significant quantities of estrogen can potentially cause serious brain damage.
menarebetterthanwomen.
I kiss you, I kiss you!
Clean your mother out when you’re finished with her next time cunts.
I’m serious.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
What a fucking’ typical female failure.
Enjoy your misery, bitch.
I love it when you get all worked up and frothing at the mouth.
Is that a proposal??
Where’s the ring.
I’ve never even met you so it better be NICE.
5 CARATS or more.
. . . . no thanks, I would rather stick needles in my eyes.
He he he, won’t you marry me, honey?
Michael has more female traits than male.
He has an inability to comprehend humor, and he takes jokes as fact and remembers them to “win” arguements
I would rather be born a starving Arab bedouin than suffer Michael’s delusional and confused life without father figures.
Disturbed - Enough
Why do you stupid cunts always talk like MEN are interested in your approval?? Fuck, that’s hilarious. And the reason you will FAIL as a woman.
You can’t call me a “SINNER” if –>> there is no God.
You can’t call me a “SINNER” if –>> I never made a vow to you.
You can’t call me a “SINNER” if –>> I ALWAYS keep the promises I DO make.
So try harder. Then ram 3 fingers up your ass.
Thanks, but WE don’t want to have ANYTHING to do with you, failure.
You’re a liar. And you’re ASLEEP at the wheel of life.
Leave.
Talking about intellectual age.
Yeah, cause everyone who has and who ever will read this site, will all read whatever post it was where you said your real age. Chris, certainly knew your age, didn’t he? Your intellectual age, that is. This game is over.
Don’t be silly, idiot. People here know my age.
Whatever lameboy. You exposed yourself when you realised you’d have to if you ever wanted to comment here again without people telling you to get off because you were too young (as I knew you would). Epic fail right there. You played moves that were destined to fail. Then with the inevitable sock-puppeting, right on schedule, followed by the endgame self-disclosure of your rampantly stupid moves. You fail at the internets.
Nice try, Michael, but no cigar.
There’s no need to expose someone when you can lead them to out themselves quite easily. I led you to the barrel and you almost humped it in your enthusiasm to roll over it.
Too late, Michael. If you want to expose a prankster you need to expose him before he exposes himself. Saying afterward that you weren’t fooled doesn’t get you points.
Oh I’m quite cocky alright. 18cm worth of cockiness, right here, baby.