Women Take Candy From Strangers
The number one way to get whatever you want out of a woman is to withhold attention.
Top Three Ways to Get What You Want From a Woman
3. Be Rich or Famous
2. Insult Her
1. Withhold Attention
Is she lipping off at the mouth? Withhold attention.
Is she a great big fat person? Withhold some attention.
Is she not putting out? Withhold that fucking attention!
Today, I have proof of the above other than just the barometer of my thermometer.
To those of you who are unlearned in the school of meteorology, a barometer is a device used to measure a change in pressure of the local atmosphere. This change is commonly used to detect impending rain. Here I have used it to indicate the “wetness” of my penis, a very clever joke and possibly a new all time great in the lexicon of sex euphemisms.
And I’ve done this before 9 AM. Like I’ve always said, “Men do more world changing before 9 AM than women do in their whole worthless lives.” I just proved it.
Women are four times more likely to give out personal information in exchange for candy. Throw “free candy” on the list.
An interesting study has revealed that 10% of men are willing to give out personal information to a random stranger in exchange for a chocolate bar, while a whopping 45% of women will do the same.
Yes, that’s right. Researchers used chocolate as an incentive. They also used entry into a “drawing for a free trip to Paris”, and other shit that sounds like such an obvious fucking scam my wallet is crawling out of my pants as we speak and creeping away with my money just in case I come down with a random bout of the Retard Flu.
The problem with women having money, jobs, or a say in anything, is not that they’re slightly more stupid than men. The problem with women is that at a much higher frequency than men, they will do something so catastrophically fucking dumb, it’ll take fifty men and a million dollars to put everything back on track — or one man and fifty million dollars. Just ask all the men and companies who’ve had to buy off trampy secretaries and other useless office eye-candy sluts who’ve pulled the “hostile workplace” card out of their bras like it’s money for their pimp.
The workplace is supposed to be hostile, you stupid cunts. Business is about taking money from other people. That’s as hostile as it gets.
10% of men will give out personal information for chocolate. So the fuck what? Without an imaginary gender who’s perfect, 10% is the benchmark for perfection. Men are perfect. There’s an old saying that goes, “If you’re in a glass house, don’t throw rocks at people.” What that means is that as long as a woman can maintain a career, but still drive four days with her parking brake on without knowing it, she can shut the fuck up.
Women are 4.5 times more likely to give out personal information for candy. Women are 4.5 times more likely to do something catastrophically fucking dumb.
Ever wonder why women are such obnoxious shrews when it comes to raising kids?
Wear a jacket!
Look both ways before you cross the street!
Don’t take candy from strangers!
It’s because they have to remind themselves of that same shit every day. Because they are too goddamn stupid to figure it out on the spot.
The moral of this story is, don’t hire women, don’t tell women sensitive information, and keep your fat daughter off MySpace. If girls would give out personal information for chocolate, imagine what they’d give out for a compliment.
Is it just me or does it seem like the only thing young girls like to do these days more than eat is dress like sluts and take pictures of themselves.
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Withholding attention is just being counterproductive and gets nothing done. I actually saved the company I worked for a whopping amount of cash and the screw up was caused by a man! You might want to check into your research again Dick and stop assuming because it makes an ass of u and me. Mostly you though.
That’s a good point. Allow me to retort:
You are a lying sack of shit.
You’re only saying that because you are in denial of a woman saving a company ;)
i think all u women haters are wrong, women write many wonderful things for example caryl churchill, sarah kane, eve ensler, paula vogel, emily bronte and i could name a million others, u guys r just full of shit
Brilliant fucking comment there, “georgie”. If all those women are so fucking great, how come I’ve never heard of any of them? You should stop stealing and raping my name, and follow that prerequisite epiphany with some spelling and grammar lessons.
well then obviously you have never been to school
I went to school and studied Emily Bronte (I think she wrote Wuthering Heights if memory serves), but you never went to school because you didn’t capitalize their names you stupid bitch and your grammar sucks grade school ass.
This site is NO WOMEN ALLOWED idiot. Get off the site, woman.
Haha, this article is so true. Last night I was at a bar with some man-friends trying to drink and have a good time as we always do, and this woman who was a friend of someone kept trying to get my attention. Ignoring her and watching her desperately trying one dumb thing after another to get me to talk to her was hilarious and far more satisfying than putting up with talking to her for a boring few hours/minutes/seconds (depending on how easy she is …)
She resorted to asking me dumb questions that didn’t lead anywhere, and eventually pulled out the “didn’t we go to the same school?” card … my answer was “no, we didn’t.” And that was the end of that. I went back to talking to my man-friends and she went back to looking deflated. It didn’t stop her making almost constant eye-contact for the rest of the evening though. What a joke … if someone’s not giving you attention it’s because they’re obviously not interested. Yet women lap that shit up and keep bashing their heads into the brick wall of a man not giving a fuck. It’s funny as hell.
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No you have missed compleatly. I talk with my mom about women. She has many female friend at my age, as they are calling her constantly and asjing her for an advise how to deal with men. My mom thinks that all these women are whores, thay only think how to use men without giving anything from themselves.
I wonder if Nelson Mandela would agree.
*snort*
oops did i hit a nerve??
Sorry, you missed 1) you’re gay 2) you have a tiny penis. That means you’re not eligible for our Stupid Female Comment of the day award.
woman haters - would you speak to your mums like that?how dare you speak about women like that!the person who started this clearly isnt getting any, or has been played majorly by a woman, otherwise they wouldnt be ranting and raving about it. your not men, your just sad little boys with sad little lifes. im only looking at this website, because i was researching for my dissertation, “behind every great man there is a great woman” thats right a woman is doing a dissertation, and it is showing how great woman are, and for youe information, a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bycicle, and thats why you guys are sooo angry at the world. i think its funny and i pity u.
haha, oh wow.
3/10 for trying to hard if you are trolling
I feel like I’m a tape recorder. Women actually do need men, sweetheart.
No Manhole, you have to consider why these outstanding male minds came to be. It seems very obvious why male intelligence evolved. To get laid. All that calorific investment is for a reason. The occasional asexual genius is an evolutionary aberration, there is no point in being smart as a bastard if you don’t pass those genes on.
In more robust times than the present a man in his late 20’s was in his physical prime, and it went rapidly downhill from there. So it would be reasonable to expect his mental powers to peak at the same time.
The last line sums up so much. No, the whole article does actually. All women do is fish for compliments and attention.
And Tor is the shit!
If she uses open proxies, her ISP will not be identifiable. You’d need access to a database of compromised IP addresses. Last time I heard wikipedia had like half a million of those. Then there’s Tor.
Fail. You see, the IP would be blocked which would only mean that screen name and email would mean nothing in this situation since you still can’t access the website. Computer may be more practical but I have this feeling you’re not in access to infinite computers, which would mean after 5 you should just might as well give up. Now if you knew anything about computers you would say “hey, you can change the IP address/use a proxy!” Another fail would come with this as you can also block ISP. Now unless you’re willing to change your ISP (retarded just for mabtw.com) you will not be seeing this site for awhile :D.
There have been some absolutely outstanding male minds in Math and Science that were never married and presumably sex may have not been that important to them (eg Newton, J. Willard Gibbs). I suspect the rest of the great male M/S minds that were married did their great thinking even though they were not getting enough from their wives. Also, there is one general commonality of the great theoretical physicists–they did their most creative, Nobel prize winning work in their late 20’s–so this creative capacity may have been independent of sexual frequency, more dependent on the age of the brain.
Muzalon, you are wrong. This is a feminized society, and you have internalized the message. All great works are male, and they are carried out as part of the eternal quest for pussy. There is nothing disreputable about lusting after fine young pussy, it is the most noble of callings. It is our birthright as men, and this feminized society would deny us our birthright. Was Genghis Khan a low-grade moron? I doubt it, low-grade morons don’t usually rule the world. One in 12 Chinese men are direct descendants of the Great Khan, so it is clear what motivated him to conquer the world. It is also clear that, even if his achievements are someday forgotten, his seed will survive. That’s probably more than you or I can say. As Dick says, “Men do more world changing before 9 AM than women do in their whole worthless lives.” Genghis Khan conquered the world while we were still at breakfast.
It’s the same story from every woman that decides it’s her ” duty ” to post.
Oh dick is a big douchebag that doesn’t get laid, doesn’t have any intelligence and for sure doesn’t have life experience. You’re all just pissed off cause while you’ve been sitting at home crying about how life isn’t fair Dick put it infront of you, AND YOU HATE IT. But what do women do when they hate something? Bitch, nag, bitch, nag, bitch, nag, put there own opinion into it. Hate to break it to you but your own opinion is the same thing as bitching and nagging, no one wants to hear it. Just accept the fact that you can’t do anything right and live with it. Every woman is looking for the ” perfect man ” what does that mean? Has money, buys you shit, puts up with your shit and doesn’t tell you how much you fuck up. Once a chick finds a guy that doesn’t constantly point out her millions flaws that’s the perfect man, he’s not perfect though just horny and fucking stuipd.
She always has to get the last word in, doesn’t she?
No, great male works are the sublimation of sexual desire. Only low grade morons are obsessed by cunts.