Women Want To Fuck Squid
Women are as adventurous with their culinary tastes as waiting in line for a ski lift — a ski lift that leads to the DMV.
Would the lady care for some calamari this evening?
Ew, gross! It’s squid!
How about some veal?
Ew, gross! I care more about baby cows than I do about the African children who mined these diamond earrings!
And everyone knows it.
Women hate to eat anything new. They hate to try anything new as well. That’s where the phrase “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks” comes from. They’re talking about women.
Ever wonder why no one has invented a new sexual position in a thousand years? It’s because women won’t try them out and won’t pass them on. I’ve invented three myself, but they’ll die with me because the women I’ve tried them with said they were “stupid” and “uncomfortable”.
I’ll tell you what’s “stupid” and “uncomfortable”; going to a Married With Children Series Finale wrap party and have your date walk up to Griff saying, “Oh my god! You’re the cop aren’t you!”
No, honey. He’s just black.
Oysters, calamari, snails, and other gross delicacies are great appetizers precisely because they’re gross. Grossness is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Why do you think women are so in love with French men? It’s not because French men are romantic. They talk like they have marbles in their fucking mouths. Is the teacher from the Peanuts cartoons romantic? No.
French men are disgusting. And that makes them irresistible to women.
All the French get 200 Man Points for that. I don’t know what the conversion rate for Man Points is these days, but if I recall correctly, whoever belongs to the country currently at war gets the multiplier.
La guerre est masculin.
Aphrodisiac is a Greek word for something that kick-starts a woman’s dormant sexual desires to fuck a football team and lands them right in your lap. While you and I, as men, look at squid, oysters, and all creatures on Earth as food, women see everything as a sexual Rorschach. It’s how God made them.
Sea creatures, and by extension sea food, arouse women’s sexual fantasies. That’s why they won’t eat them.
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These women just get more and more stupid as their comments go on…Its ridiculous and makes all women look even worse. I myself am a woman, and I agree 100% with everything Dick says, women are life drainers.
I myself am fighting against the natural instincts I have, and trying to pretty much bitch slap women everywhere to wake the hell up and stop being manipulative whores…Which of course will never happen, and as each generation passes they just get worse and worse..(ex. the girls in cali who are all under 16 that made a pact to get prego. By random people. Which I dont think is fair because the men who did it are now getting charges pressed on them, which is bullshit. Those girls should be given a forced abortion and should be sterilized.)
But I agree with the fish thing, except the smell of fish or anything else for that matter makes me throw up, lol. Hence, I refuse to eat it or try it. Like you said! =]
I think Ive rambled enough about random shit, so…Just saying..
Keep up the good work, dear Dick.
You are the only man brave enough to say the truth, and I and my Master applaud you.
Thank you Sir!
It’s actually La guerre est masculinE.
Dick, do you sit their all day thinking about the most moronic thinhs to say?
We are aroused by sea animals and that is why we don’t eat them?
Some people do not like seafood and some do, their gender has nothing to do with it.
Seafood happens to be my favorite type of food, hmmm an exception.
I doubt there have been anyone in the world who has been aroused by seafood.
I’d rather spend all day and all night on here than spend 1 nanosecond with a horrid female like you.
Damn you boys are idiots!! I mean women do not have rights… uh wake up and smell the roses, we do and you are probably a fat ass how sleeps all day which is why you dont know that. Stop being so selfish and get a life. I mean you seem to spend alot of time on here why dont you go out and get a girlfriend or boyfriend (depending on who you like). And women just keep on pointing out the facts of life.
FUCK OFF :P
Just a quick word aimed mostly at the women. Though SotS and Coderch may seem indistinguishable to some posting here, I’ve a lot of respect for SotS. He’s been in harm’s way, and gone through a lot of garbage, some caused by feminism.
No, I don’t agree with how he says what he says, and I disagree with at least half of what he says. But he’s more than earned the right to say it.
If you want to tweak his tail, that’s your right too. Just don’t be surprised if you lose a hand while doing so. (Yes, speaking metaphorically, if the ‘tail’ part of it didn’t already give it away).
-wolfe
Well, I am sure you have exercised your right of whoring around and trolling pretty well.
Talking about rights? Women. do. not. have. them.
I can assure you my bite matches my bark.
One day perhaps a demonstration will be requisite.
And thus sots rampant hostility for me goes on unabated. Poor sots.
Catherine, it’s funny and what they don’t realise is that the more harsh their insults and swearing, the funnier and more harmless they appear.
Makes me think of these
http://www2.unipr.it/~bottarel/epi/defin/puppies/puppies.jpg
Catherine only in your imaginary life you fucking failure.
Pshh… terrible humor. I expected it to be much funnier… In my opinion what you named is all pretty common, regular food. Besides, it sounds as if you only ever date stupid ninnies. Who the fuck won’t try calamari?
That has to be the most bollock talking post I have ever read in my life and I’ve read some bad shit.
minus a billion man points for you tricky dicky
Have you found all that much of genuine interest here, Female? I’m still relatively new here, and I have found much to amuse me, some interesting characters, a good point here and there, and lots and lots for material for analyzing the male psychology, but very little I care to enter into a debate about.
These men seem happier for your harsh tutelage, but what are you getting out of it?
Sincere question, answer if you want to. Don’t have to. As females, we are free to exercise the right to do whatever the hell we feel like doing, whenever we feel like doing it. :)
They cant accept the fact that they got kicked shitless and try to run to another issue then get pwned again and repeat the entire process. Dumb bitches.
No, I don’t think so MansVoice. I think you and I both know that I definately did not say anything like that to you, and that you are either deliberately making it up or you are confusing me with someone else. If you want to have a debate with me, you just have to ask nicely :)
Or post something that I might find interesting, calling me names, won’t have the desired effect.
I am also not in the mood to debate right now.
hahaha.. your still around, doesnt this constitute trolling?
I especially like the>> “I am also not in the mood to debate right now”
That is such a typical female responce when they get owned. I really like it when they use it in the coporate environment, like where Im at, they use a similar statement when the work gets too demanding.
“I dont need this kind of frustration” or “This is not what Im suppose to be doing”
Always ready with an excuse, no matter what the situation is. Your pathetic ‘Female’, you and most of your gender.
Oh, it wasnt a debate then. I just royally pawned whatever you said. Unlike you women who ride around points, missing out the important and unfair issues like the Ontario’s bills etc, we men tackle everything that is/was said so really, dont give me that bullshit crap. I take it then that everything you have not contested should be passed? Wait, it cant. Why? Because you are a hypocritical bitch.
I think calling you names have the desired effect of cracking you up.
Thanks for the smile though. It proves that women like jerks and abuse. Thats how women should be treated, owned eh? Feel free to be our property.
No, I don’t think so MansVoice. I think you and I both know that I definately did not say anything like that to you, and that you are either deliberately making it up or you are confusing me with someone else. If you want to have a debate with me, you just have to ask nicely :)
Or post something that I might find interesting, calling me names, won’t have the desired effect.
I am also not in the mood to debate right now.
We men here at MABTW.com dont give a shit about women’s empowerment or women’s rights. Fuck, if a man’s dignity and respect has to be threatened by scum like you, it goes to show he got on the wrong “boat” and should just fucking get out.
You are a bitch through and through. You think that women deserve every thing. Well, look at the news bitch. It aint 1950 but you women are still lost and basically just screwing up. Get the fuck back into the kitchen. I gladly let you lead me if you were capable and can earn my respect.
You achieved neither. On our last debate(which i totally kicked the ass out of you as usual), you just fled off proclaiming you “wont talk to me” because i “oh so dont suck you off” and “speak your lingo”. Listen bitch, this was never a woman’s world. We men especially here at MABTW.com arent going to butter you up or give a shit about what you think. If you arent happy, thats fucking sad. Suck it up but just know, you CANT debate or argue for pie so stop doing a catherine and get off your high horse.
We men own you both at life and on this forum. Blow me away, bitch.
Oh? And what does “empowerment” mean to you? Definition, please. And be sure about it.
Empowerment is not the same as feminaziism….get a grip people…sinners come in both sexes…and we can all be a bit stupid…using gender as an excuse for anything,,,is just a cop out.
I’d rather rot in hell than in a marriage with you.
bye fuckers! hope ya rot in hell!
@wolfe: Indeed. Bear in mind the nuisance variable inherent in all probability theory, as well as the fact that even Markov (and Chapman & Kolmogorov) were human. ‘Tis a messy bit of business.
I share this faith, however in vain it might be to do so.
To put it in a way that you’ll appreciate Sony — and every man here will mantuit, and only one woman reading this site will grasp — the human experience is not bound by Markov chains.
-wolfe
That is blind faith. I believe she will go to her grave acting like a childish little twat with no conscience.
DIAMATIK ATE ALL THE PIES xD
If we were to judge people at the moment, there would then be no criminals, baisically there would be no wrongs, as people would always adjust their behavior to be judged favorably “in the moment”. That’s not the real world, it doesn’ work that way. In the real world, whatever behavior we have, will always have an impact on our future. whether it’s an immediate or a lenghty future.
We have fixed and unchanging opinions of someone’s past because the past ,whether you like it or not, is fixed and unchangeable as well.
you’re the one with the authoritative behavior here female, you’ve attempted to convince us that people’s past doesn’t matter as long as they behave well in the present. Now if that isn’t authoritative??
i cant see ur comment LOL
Men want to fuck octopussy (Maud Adams).
girls want to fuck squid MEN WANT TO FUCK OCTOPUS
I have faith in Female.
She will yet overcome and grasp the hypocrisy of her ways.
@ sonyad; Thanks. I was going to make that exact analogy, but I was going to add on a bit about the sexual offenders lists and all the attendant registrations.
Yes. The difference is that we aren’t stupid enough to let a false sense of political correctness get in the way of sensible decision making.
Would you afford a former rapist the same unpresumptuous largesse?
- Cicada - The Things You Say
My dog does not “allow” me to have control over it. Neither does it know it’s place. It simply does the best it can and is deserving of my unending pity.
Men are better than women.
-Dick
The world that has moved on to encourage a state of perpetual parasitism and harlotry because of your kind will be wiped out by pen or by blood, Female.
Have no doubt.
The funny thing is, it just doesn’t work that way. Stripping damages the mind and soul.
There’s a reason that parents kinda-wanna kick their daughters out of the house after they’ve turned 20, still have no job, and use their gender as an excuse for their being sluts (sound familiar, female?), sleep in until 10 AM, scream at their fathers, once again using their gender as an excuse, and bring strange men into the house because, like, they’re soooo in.
And the whole moved on thing - men still built the world, honey. In a few short years, feminism will be done with, leaving the double-standard it has produced and dependent products like you behind.
Do you know how it feels to be laughed at for a flaw in your character? To be leered at because you deserve it? And to have no one stand up for you because you’re just a bad person? That’s called being human, sugar-tits. It kind of sucks, but then again, most of us have accepted the facts.
If she was known to be a good lawyer, I wouldn’t care if she had tourette’s, a fetish for spiders and a glass eye.
That I might assume, yes, but then the quiet ones are usually the more deadly.
People do and should treat people with respect based on their behaviours in the moment. Sure, if my stripper lawyer took her clothes off in court and started pole-dancing around the bar table, I certainly wouldn’t respect her, but if she acted with proper protocol, then I DON’T CARE how many poles she’s swung around in her time, she’ll still get my respect based on her current behaviour. And that’s where I differ from you people, you’ve all got this fixed, static, unchanging opinions that are black or white only, indicative of authoritarian attitudes and behaviours. Well I’m sorry to inform you but it isn’t 1950 anymore sweetchecks. The world has moved on and you missed the boat.
Would you knowingly hire an ex-stripper to represent you in court?
Further, if you were working in the same firm as she, would you not assume that there would be a higher propensity of her trying to sleep her way up the corporate ladder?
So, thanks to feminism, women’s empowerment is being a slutty supergroupie, a stripper, whore or prostitute to get what she wants, but still somehow expecting people to treat her with respect.
In what way exactly does stripping negate someone’s ability to be any good at the process of law? At the end of the day what you men cannot handle is that women are not financially dependant on you, you are simply jealous of women’s freedom and power and the fact that women do not need you. You have lost control and my god, none of you can stand it. What you don’t realise is that control is not something you can enforce, it is something that you can only have if someone allows you to have it, so therefore, in this new world of women’s empowerment, if a woman does give you control, you should perceive it as even more worthwhile, because at the end of the day, she was in a position where she didn’t have to give it to you.
Because women want to have everything both ways. They want to be ‘professionals,’ but they also want the education standards to be lowered to allow them into university, and then they also want to strip so that they can help pay their tuition … but then they also want ot be treated seriously when they graduate. Who would treat an ex-stripper-turned-lawyer with respect in her firm?
Well if you don’t think it’s such a bad idea for women not to have any dignity, why the hell are you bitching on this site about the behaviour of many women today? I know, I know, men always want to have everything both ways.
There is nothing wrong with men paying women to strip for them. The men are simply paying the women to throw away their dignity.
Always Germain Greer. It’s like she is the sites unofficial nemesis.
But she’s just our village idiot. Just FYI, Female is not the sites nemesis, but the village bicycle. Every one’s had a ride on her!
I would have thought that it would be less-than-fair that because some CEO oil-baron figurehead donates half of his salary to sluts, I have to pay about 5 cents more for gas. I don’t care if it’s to a slut or to finance a coup in Central America, it’s wrong and I’m left footing the tab.
And the whole stripping thing? You seem so eager, slut, to paste the blame on anything and anyone but - the people who make a conscious decision to work there.
No personality and out of touch with reality - another reason why your kind are not allowed on this site.
I imagine the reason you, female, must brandish cleavage and keep waving that gender card around is that if everyone around you didn’t suck as much as you as a person or want to fuck you, you’d be like a social repellent. I can swear you don’t smell pretty, you are in an artistic sense ugly-as-fuck, and you can’t really make an argument without contradicting yourself and leaning your bloated chest against the double-standard.
Oh, and one more thing. I believe the world would be a better place if everyone still went to see sluts, but never paid them.
If college tuition wasnt astronomically expensive, Im sure women wouldnt be flocking to work in strip clubs (assuming they are flocking), or do you think they are there because they want to be? Besides, you can lay equal blame on the punters, if they werent so keen to see the flesh, these places wouldnt exist - there wouldnt be a market for them. Lastly, at least women are using the money to get an education, would be far worse if they just made stripping their number one career choice.
And frankly, I am surprised you are so against women having both brains and a body. I would have thought these women would be your fantasy ideals.
I’ve already blamed that on feminism.
Throughout the history of humankind, women have always been whores or groupies of some sort, but it was only at the dawn of feminism did the whole concept of being a super-groupie (or whatever the hell that is) evolve.
One prominent feminist, (who Dick has already named as a cunt and a whore) was a ‘pioneer’ in the whole super-groupie thing. This is the type of role model that feminists have, and she clearly shows what a strong woman is all about … selling her body for money/goods/services/attention.
Feminism says that it is okay to be a whore, and women are too daft to think for themselves so they lap up all that nonsense and run straight onto the street corner. Look back at history in the 20th Century and tell me if the whole concept of a girl working in a strip-club to put herself through college happened before the feminist bullshit commonly known as the sexual revolution.
Or… I could blame it on the gurlz who choose to become prostitutes. They have no-one for themselves to blame, be it for making some very poor decisions in life or having someone make those decisions for them. There is no excuse for being a slutty little disease trap, which is why whenever you sluts go on stage, it’s just like high school. We aren’t laughing with you, we’re laughing at you. It’s just funny that still after all these years you rely solely on your body to garner any scrap of attention.
No, they should just appreciate the world we’ve made and understand that as girls, they’re just along for the ride. Girls who are sluts just suck as people. Girls who use their slutiness to manipulate others are even worse than people. Girls who break promises are world-class losers - even if it means they don’t have to put out.
And you just seem to naturally piss people off, don’t you? There’s a reason you gurlz need to learn how to shut the fuck up - again.
At least he belongs here. You don’t. Like a black person at a KKK rally.
Okay, that gave me a hearty laugh. There’s no need to apologise for your appendage, apologise instead for being ignorant and ruled by it.
LOL, I’m still laughing, thanks. So now you say that women should initiate interest straight after complaining that they are sluts and that makes them worthless. Okay, then let me try and unravel your illogic.
Women are sluts.
Women suck because they are sluts.
Women are great because they are sluts and freely give out.
Women shouldnt be sluts but they should act like sluts by being more sexually aggressive than men.
Your position is nothing but contradictory.
There are more women in the world who aren’t prostitutes or celebrities than there are. Again, turn off the television and stop frequenting the red-light district. If you really want to blame increasing prostitution on anything, blame it on drugs and the poverty trap.
No, I just like sex. You can’t really comprehend that concept, can you, because god knows your superior ass will wait for a man to initiate the contact. You gurls are just so high and mighty, aren’t you? So much better than us apish brutes. Well, I’m just sorry for having a penis.
And the whole antics thing? Well it worked for her. Go to any ratty street corner and you can see three or four Anna Nicoles and Paris Hiltons who didn’t quite make it. I’m sure they love the sex as much as your next woman, though. Wow, standing with half of your genitals showing, getting negative attention, getting robbed, beat, and murdered - the life of a whore is really something, isn’t it?
Truly the pinnacle of a girl’s existence.
Doubt, one the one hand you say you would love to be used for sex, implying you don’t often have sex, and then you turn around and say that your current system of treating women like sluts works so well. I call bullshit.
There is only one way to get into a decent women’s pants, you have to be kind. If you can’t be kind, then don’t wonder when you end up with women at the bottom of the barrel.
She’s going bankrupt and selling her house.
The average little girl I see appears as though she’s trying to look in, not tarty.
And that whole man thing - is that your new Jewish conspiracy?
I suggest you turn off your TV, as most of us already know that it doesn’t reflect reality. Not every girl is Paris Hilton or aspires to be her. Any young girl with brains would think Paris was an idiot. Any older female might instead think she is one seriously business savvy individual. She has made a multi-million dollar business out of herself and her antics. Talk about branding.
And you can thank the media (mostly controlled by men) and paparazzi (again, mostly men) for allowing her to cash in. I doubt it matters that gramps has disinherited her, she is wealthy in her own right just for making a spectacle of herself. And the more you talk about her and obsess about her, the more $$ she will make. Get over Paris.
Yeah, that explains why Michael Jackson is now living like royalty in Dubai.
Say what? I would love to be used for sex. No, it’s when they aren’t fucking ready to put out because they, like, want it to be special. And then they go and fuck your best friend because you weren’t fucking cool enough or didn’t wear the right clothes. You gurls are the biggest fucking cunts out there, and I’ve found out how to get pussy.
Female, the fact is, I know how to be myself and still get a slut to put out. I don’t need to elaborate on the facts with you. You’re just a silly little girl who doesn’t know what she wants. I mean, if you can’t see what’s in front of you, how can you see yourself in a mirror?
I’ve never been used for sex. I’ve been used for everything else, but not sex. I’ve bought sluts meals, cigarettes, clothes, chocolate, flowers… But for some reason, my acceptance and gratitude was not enough. For some reason, Female here thinks I should default back to that even though my current system works not only so much better, but feels better for me.
You are really shattering those misconceptions about how whores are stupid, Female.
You can’t see a lot of things. You can’t seem to comprehend the fact that gurlz deserve to be treated like shit. Have you ever seen Paris Hilton or ‘My Sweet 16?’ The 16 year old ‘tarty’ sluts are immature for their age. Paris Hilton is sure as fuck immature for her age.
I assume she was disinherited because her grandfather was a misogynist. Well, that seems to be the cureall for an actual argument these days, but it’s far from the truth. Even though the media portrays celebrities as Goddesses and Gods, they are still responsible for their own actions. Imagine if a man from a prominent family cried and bitched in a courtroom. And he showed up with half of his privates showing. He would end up in a Fire Bird in the bottom of a lake with two bullets in his head.
Thank God for double-standards, huh?
That’s no doubt because they can see through your insincere creepy act of being a nice guy when you so clearly aren’t one.
You don’t get their number because you treat them like sluts, you get the number because you are being genuinely who you are, not a freak who is trying to act like a nice guy when he so clearly isn’t one. And again, if you get the number of a slut, then don’t cry when she just uses you for sex, as you are clearly just using her.
Does experimenting with their sexuality involve the fact that you fuck anyone who is a sell out, and yet make a bigger point about who, you like totally wouldn’t touch with a 10-foot pole.
I was used. I know your type far better than you sluts could know yourselves. I’ve learned every single come-back there is, and I know how to break a gurl’s spirit in less than 5 minutes. I know that girls only fuck when they’re insecure, so if I make them insecure, they fuck me. And they make it too fucking easy. I just talk to them about entertainment like they do with their friends, and I know exactly what they’ll say. I master the conversation, and I make it clear that I dominate them. They feel sad and depressed, but are forced off their social ground and have to retreat into themselves.
I have lost count of how many numbers I have gotten that way.
Now when I treated them well, tried to ask about their feelings, their interests, you know what happened to me? They, like, totally thought I was, like, sooo unfab, and so I got the joy of being snickered at and made fun of.
You seem to believe that being bullied by someone who can never face you head-on is not only justified but therapeutic. Maybe there’s a reason the only three uses you had to your company were as eye-candy, to fill up the quotas/double standard (see eye candy), and as a fuck-toy.
Being that you would just as soon sue your management for sexual harassment as do any real work, they saw that it would be best to push you aside and only use you when absolutely necessary.
Maybe it’s because you just naturally piss people off, have to hide behind your gender for protection, and don’t know where you are not welcome.
And there we go, you have admitted that you think women simply deserve to be treated like shit for the fact that they won’t have sex with you. Talk about self-justification for being an asshole. I hope it all works out for you, but I just can’t see how that will be possible.
If he treated all women like fuckbags then he would be getting laid regularly. Women love to be treated like shit.
No, when I treat then with respect, they think I’m ‘weird’ and creepy, and make fun of me. When I treat them like the sluts, I get their little number, and the rest is history.
What makes you think that this is some perfect world where gurls don’t want to be treated the way they deserve to be.
‘Tarty.’ Hormones. Just excuses for being the genetic fuck-ups they are. I’m, like, experimenting with, like, Tarlesha here, but that like doesn’t make me a slut. I do it because I’m like succumbing to subtle social pressures, but I’m still totally unique for it so worship my pussy.
Little girl, allow me to state an obvious fact that has gone over your water-head. You waste your time here with insults and assumptions. There is about as much weight to that statement as there is to anything else a slut says.
Like, stop treating me like a piece of meat.
Then why the fuck do you use the guy who was nice to you, throwing him little scraps like an arm brush or some subtle bullshit like that, but then turn around and bang his best friend?
You know what, slut, even if I didn’t have any chance of getting pussy, I’d still be better off than you. You are in no position to judge someone - you don’t know how fucking stupid you sluts are.
You deserve to be beaten, slapped, punched, kicked, and thrown down stairs. Do you know why? Because you keep coming back for more - in the words of Carlos Mencia,
“You only fuck dicks.”
Somewhere deep within that thick skull of ad-hominems and hormones (HORMONES LIKE SO MAKE ME BUY GAP PUMPS) you know that you deserve to be treated like shit. And that’s why you get treated like shit.
I might say the exact thing of you. Obviously the points I do make, go straight over your head. So here is my point which hopefully will be easy enough for those of low IQ to understand.
You hate the fact that you cannot get a woman to like you. Amazingly enough, you seem to think that just by virtue of being born male, you are entitled to special treatment from women and you cannot understand why you just don’t get it* from them.
It* being respect or adoration or just casual sex. Here’s a hint. You are a rude asshole to them, you wouldn’t know how to treat a women with respect if your life depended on it and all you see them as are fuckbags.
Then, when you treat them like sluts, they think you’re an ass and make fun of you. You think this is a double standard because you think that if they dress like sluts, they must be sluts, and therefore if they are sluts, how come they don’t accept being treated like bags of meat. Most girls in their adolescence start dressing ‘tarty’, it’s called experimenting with their sexuality and is largely controlled by their hormones, much like you cannot stop watching pr0n. Does the fact that you watch pr0n mean that you are a sexual devient who will most likely go and molest anyone he sees? No, more likely you’ll just have less sex with women than a guy who doesn’t waste his desire on 2 dimensional images.
But back to my point, the reason you aren’t getting any, is because you do not treat women with respect, you treat them like utter shit based on the clothes they wear and the feelings of sexual frustration they bring up in you. Newsflash, that’s your fucking problem, not theirs and judging someone by the clothes they wear is ridiculous.
It’s too fucking bad that you can’t make a fucking argument. You’re so eager to attack someone else’s - why the hell can’t you just make a point?
If I didn’t know about this whole double-standard bullshit, I’d say you were just trolling here under the guise of internet animosity to compensate for a vacant and dull life.
And another thing:
Your sisters send the message that you are all toys. Maybe you should use that kawaii sisterhood of yours to realize that if you look like a slut, you’ll be treated like a slut. And sluts aren’t exactly treated better than men.
Knew you couldn’t do it. It’s also funny but I’ve never once said look at my tits, although I have been asked by members on this site (and the site owner) to provide a picture of myself in a child’s size shirt. Hmmm.
I have never asked for special treatment and it’s perfectly obvious you are incapable of giving it. I’m also not interested in adolescents.
You mean like assuming someone is gay just because they don’t love gurlz so much they wish they were one of them? That’s not emotional thinking, but stating an argument that you cannot trump is?
And why is it that you try to coach me on how to live out my sex-life? I’m quite content with the way it is, and generally when people want help with such private matters, they will ask for it. If I were to advise you to suck your husband’s dick and shut the hell up, you would respond like the angry, bitter harpy you are. But suddenly you try to imitate social alienation as though the whims of our effeminate western society were right for a change.
I don’t give a shit about your feelings for me. Whether you want to fuck me or not, I’m still not getting the feeling of a tit in my hand out of it. Because you sluts are always drawing attention to your bodies in a ‘oh, look at me, I have boobies’ fashion, of course that’s going to be dragged into the argument.
You are a hypocrite, and will receive no special treatment from me. In fact, I don’t give a shit about your race, income, friends, gender, clique, or social background. You will receive no bias in the eyes of the lord and sure-as-hell no bias from me.
Doubt, just because I’m not ignoring you, doesn’t mean that I have *special* feelings for you.
I asked the question because I’ve yet to see you demonstrate logic or reasoning in any of your rants about women yet. All I’ve seen is faulty, emotional thinking and ad-hominems. Now, try and give me a reply without using the word whore, or titties, or referring in any way to the female form.
What kind of fucking question is that? Is anything that makes you look bad suddenly not factual?
There’s a trillion trillion trillion stars in the universe, whore. You and every materialistic sweet-16 slut aren’t suddenly the light of my life. Oh, sorry, lyfe, womyn.
Hmmm, and when exactly can me and my kind look forward to you judging us with logic and reason?
Criticism? You mean you’re surprised that we, as stupid Neanderthals, dare to get annoyed at a precious little darling lady when she says your cocks, are, like, so small?
Oh, we’re horrified. And the anonymous death-threats? Wow, so these sluts are the result of empowerment.
Well, let’s see… guy or girl, you girls still have about half the muscle mass and are 6 inches shorter than your average man. As much as I hate to use my prejudiced deduction or awful 1st amendment, I find your death threats hardly substantial or impressive.
We really are cowardly, too. We aren’t the ones afraid to be seen outside without a gaggle, nor are we the ones who are unable to tell someone off without animosity or a few ‘friends’ backing you up.
Once again, your sex doesn’t matter. What counts is that we’ll judge you with logic and reason, a more than fair exchange for you judging us with emotions, insecurity, and social whims. We’re sorry if that hurts your widdle feelings, but then again, you need to grow the fuck up. And learn how to confront someone about any issues you may have and not have to get someone who wants to molest you to fight your battles for you. Gurl or not, that’s less than empowering or honorable.