Women Want To Fuck Squid
Women are as adventurous with their culinary tastes as waiting in line for a ski lift — a ski lift that leads to the DMV.
Would the lady care for some calamari this evening?
Ew, gross! It’s squid!
How about some veal?
Ew, gross! I care more about baby cows than I do about the African children who mined these diamond earrings!
And everyone knows it.
Women hate to eat anything new. They hate to try anything new as well. That’s where the phrase “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks” comes from. They’re talking about women.
Ever wonder why no one has invented a new sexual position in a thousand years? It’s because women won’t try them out and won’t pass them on. I’ve invented three myself, but they’ll die with me because the women I’ve tried them with said they were “stupid” and “uncomfortable”.
I’ll tell you what’s “stupid” and “uncomfortable”; going to a Married With Children Series Finale wrap party and have your date walk up to Griff saying, “Oh my god! You’re the cop aren’t you!”
No, honey. He’s just black.
Oysters, calamari, snails, and other gross delicacies are great appetizers precisely because they’re gross. Grossness is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Why do you think women are so in love with French men? It’s not because French men are romantic. They talk like they have marbles in their fucking mouths. Is the teacher from the Peanuts cartoons romantic? No.
French men are disgusting. And that makes them irresistible to women.
All the French get 200 Man Points for that. I don’t know what the conversion rate for Man Points is these days, but if I recall correctly, whoever belongs to the country currently at war gets the multiplier.
La guerre est masculin.
Aphrodisiac is a Greek word for something that kick-starts a woman’s dormant sexual desires to fuck a football team and lands them right in your lap. While you and I, as men, look at squid, oysters, and all creatures on Earth as food, women see everything as a sexual Rorschach. It’s how God made them.
Sea creatures, and by extension sea food, arouse women’s sexual fantasies. That’s why they won’t eat them.
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Maybe the reason it’s a man’s world is because men built the world.
Listen, female, why don’t you just abstain from cock if it gets you into so much trouble? It’s not like sex is good for you - ever seen a happy hooker? Just ask yourself, ‘Is social acceptance really worth the trouble?’ And besides, girls rock. We’re just Neanderthals. We no know what to do. Use that feminine brain of yours, girlies. Think yourself out of this mess you’ve gotten yourselves into.
Thank God I was born male, hahaha. Silly cunt.
Do you honestly believe that? If so, you are a bigger idiot than I at first thought you were. Before you speak of such matters you should really do some reading on domestic/family violence. Men who beat women are men who take out their frustration at having no power in this world, on their wife. They are cowards and incredibly ignorant regarding the harm that their behaviour causes and where their anger stems from. But they don’t just beat their wifes, they isolate the women from possible sources of support and avenues of escape, ie, family, friends etc. They threaten the women with death or threaten to kill the children if the wife dares tell anyone, or tries to leave.
Below I have put a linke to a site that contains an educational video.
Scroll down and watch the saga of Dawn Rowan. Libertarians will just love it.
While the video is long, about midway through you will see and hear a former wife beater say what he once threatened to do to his wife, and IIRC, he also mentions that he told his mates what he planned to do, or did it to her in front of them, and they all just had a psychotically ignorant, neanderthal laugh about it. The thinking back then (70s, 80s) being that the correct way to sustain a marriage was to keep your wife under control, though the use of fists if necessary. And everyman on this site appears to have the same, pathetically stupid mentality. Thank God for feminism. Thank God that women no longer have to put up with this kind of treatment.
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Apparently you haven’t heard of subconscious projection, mini-Einstein. You may find that the human sex drive is nestled deep within the core of the brain, with other such primitive functions.
You may find violence and love are closely interconnected, genius-whore. Have you ever noticed that the asshole, abusive wife-beaters are the ones who are always bailed out of jail by their slutty housewives, and not the kindly men who dare to roll on their wife’s side of the bed while they’re sleeping?
The latter sluts are looking for ammunition to use against their beta-husbands. The former know that he beats her because he knows he has to keep her in her place. She loves being abused. And modern feminism seeks to reverse the roles, to force the male to enjoy abuse, hence the encouragement of ass-ugly ‘dominatrixes.’ Nonetheless, it is impossible to control someone else’s life when you are not even connected with reality.
And the projection part?
Do you normally have readjust your own morals for your own disgusting ways mid-thought? Wow, it must be exhausting being a girl - having to put aside all of that space in your already-sub-par brain for those two complicated sets of laws for you to obey and everyone else to obey. Having to swap and mix-and-match - no wonder you bitches are so fucked up.
Please point out to me the logical connection between a women posting here and a desire to have sex with you.
If a woman posts, “You are all dickheads, shut up and go kill yourselves” how does that translate in your brain into “Alright! another chick who wants to have sex with me, whoohooo, I’m da man!!”
I’ll be kind and give you the answer. The only way it could possibly translate into that for you is if you are either one seriously deluded narcissist or if you have never before received any attention from a female and you are therefore confusing any attention whatsoever with a desire to get in your pants.
So let me clarify something for you, negative attention does not mean you are perceived positively. In other words, no means no.
Another example of projection.
Doubt, just because you have a thought, that doesn’t mean it is accurate, true or correct. The best advice I can give you is not to confuse infallibility with having a penis.
How are we supposed to believe you? Are you somehow different from all of the other sluts who just can’t get enough of us? The ones who post under different names from the same IP address? So far, we have been less than impressed by the specimens of feminine intellect and honesty thus far.
And you have no idea what you want or do not want. Jess here claims she wants to suck a dick, and she’s an 11 year old little girl. I find the concept of you arriving here for any reason other than personal and social neglect impossible. Good luck trying to reign in your own life, let alone someone else’s. And sorry about losing that pussy pass.
Never before have I seen such spectacular projection. Billy, if you knew anything about normal women, you would realise that this site is one massive libido killer. If I was Dick I’d be advertising it as such on forums for the over-sexed.
“French men are disgusting. And that makes them irresistible to women.”
Dick I think women love it too when they have no idea what men are saying. It turns them on.. Just like here @ MABTW many women ignore the “no women allowed signage” like a groupie in heat.
I’m willing to bet that female has her panties off everytime she visits here.
“Ew, gross! I care more about baby cows than I do about the African children who mined these diamond earrings!”
That is so accurate it’s almost scary. My ex said I was a bad person when I started working at a slaughter house, because “cows are cute”, as if something was worth more because it was cute. This in spite of her eating the very meat coming out of those slaughter houses. Women and logic.
“Ew, gross! I care more about baby cows than I do about the African children who mined these diamond earrings!”
Pretty much sums up a womans mind right there. Couldn’t have put it better myself.
Logic has no place in the hysterical sex drives of women.
-Dick
LMAO! Now that was funny. I’d rather eat a squid that fuck one though, they’re too soft…
hahahaha. Dick, I have to tip my hat to you on this one my friend. This is truely work of a genius.