Women Want To Fuck Squid
Women are as adventurous with their culinary tastes as waiting in line for a ski lift — a ski lift that leads to the DMV.
Would the lady care for some calamari this evening?
Ew, gross! It’s squid!
How about some veal?
Ew, gross! I care more about baby cows than I do about the African children who mined these diamond earrings!
And everyone knows it.
Women hate to eat anything new. They hate to try anything new as well. That’s where the phrase “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks” comes from. They’re talking about women.
Ever wonder why no one has invented a new sexual position in a thousand years? It’s because women won’t try them out and won’t pass them on. I’ve invented three myself, but they’ll die with me because the women I’ve tried them with said they were “stupid” and “uncomfortable”.
I’ll tell you what’s “stupid” and “uncomfortable”; going to a Married With Children Series Finale wrap party and have your date walk up to Griff saying, “Oh my god! You’re the cop aren’t you!”
No, honey. He’s just black.
Oysters, calamari, snails, and other gross delicacies are great appetizers precisely because they’re gross. Grossness is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Why do you think women are so in love with French men? It’s not because French men are romantic. They talk like they have marbles in their fucking mouths. Is the teacher from the Peanuts cartoons romantic? No.
French men are disgusting. And that makes them irresistible to women.
All the French get 200 Man Points for that. I don’t know what the conversion rate for Man Points is these days, but if I recall correctly, whoever belongs to the country currently at war gets the multiplier.
La guerre est masculin.
Aphrodisiac is a Greek word for something that kick-starts a woman’s dormant sexual desires to fuck a football team and lands them right in your lap. While you and I, as men, look at squid, oysters, and all creatures on Earth as food, women see everything as a sexual Rorschach. It’s how God made them.
Sea creatures, and by extension sea food, arouse women’s sexual fantasies. That’s why they won’t eat them.
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These women just get more and more stupid as their comments go on…Its ridiculous and makes all women look even worse. I myself am a woman, and I agree 100% with everything Dick says, women are life drainers.
I myself am fighting against the natural instincts I have, and trying to pretty much bitch slap women everywhere to wake the hell up and stop being manipulative whores…Which of course will never happen, and as each generation passes they just get worse and worse..(ex. the girls in cali who are all under 16 that made a pact to get prego. By random people. Which I dont think is fair because the men who did it are now getting charges pressed on them, which is bullshit. Those girls should be given a forced abortion and should be sterilized.)
But I agree with the fish thing, except the smell of fish or anything else for that matter makes me throw up, lol. Hence, I refuse to eat it or try it. Like you said! =]
I think Ive rambled enough about random shit, so…Just saying..
Keep up the good work, dear Dick.
You are the only man brave enough to say the truth, and I and my Master applaud you.
Thank you Sir!
It’s actually La guerre est masculinE.
Dick, do you sit their all day thinking about the most moronic thinhs to say?
We are aroused by sea animals and that is why we don’t eat them?
Some people do not like seafood and some do, their gender has nothing to do with it.
Seafood happens to be my favorite type of food, hmmm an exception.
I doubt there have been anyone in the world who has been aroused by seafood.
I’d rather spend all day and all night on here than spend 1 nanosecond with a horrid female like you.
Damn you boys are idiots!! I mean women do not have rights… uh wake up and smell the roses, we do and you are probably a fat ass how sleeps all day which is why you dont know that. Stop being so selfish and get a life. I mean you seem to spend alot of time on here why dont you go out and get a girlfriend or boyfriend (depending on who you like). And women just keep on pointing out the facts of life.
FUCK OFF :P
Just a quick word aimed mostly at the women. Though SotS and Coderch may seem indistinguishable to some posting here, I’ve a lot of respect for SotS. He’s been in harm’s way, and gone through a lot of garbage, some caused by feminism.
No, I don’t agree with how he says what he says, and I disagree with at least half of what he says. But he’s more than earned the right to say it.
If you want to tweak his tail, that’s your right too. Just don’t be surprised if you lose a hand while doing so. (Yes, speaking metaphorically, if the ‘tail’ part of it didn’t already give it away).
-wolfe
Well, I am sure you have exercised your right of whoring around and trolling pretty well.
Talking about rights? Women. do. not. have. them.
I can assure you my bite matches my bark.
One day perhaps a demonstration will be requisite.
And thus sots rampant hostility for me goes on unabated. Poor sots.
Catherine, it’s funny and what they don’t realise is that the more harsh their insults and swearing, the funnier and more harmless they appear.
Makes me think of these
http://www2.unipr.it/~bottarel/epi/defin/puppies/puppies.jpg
Catherine only in your imaginary life you fucking failure.
Pshh… terrible humor. I expected it to be much funnier… In my opinion what you named is all pretty common, regular food. Besides, it sounds as if you only ever date stupid ninnies. Who the fuck won’t try calamari?
That has to be the most bollock talking post I have ever read in my life and I’ve read some bad shit.
minus a billion man points for you tricky dicky
Have you found all that much of genuine interest here, Female? I’m still relatively new here, and I have found much to amuse me, some interesting characters, a good point here and there, and lots and lots for material for analyzing the male psychology, but very little I care to enter into a debate about.
These men seem happier for your harsh tutelage, but what are you getting out of it?
Sincere question, answer if you want to. Don’t have to. As females, we are free to exercise the right to do whatever the hell we feel like doing, whenever we feel like doing it. :)
They cant accept the fact that they got kicked shitless and try to run to another issue then get pwned again and repeat the entire process. Dumb bitches.
No, I don’t think so MansVoice. I think you and I both know that I definately did not say anything like that to you, and that you are either deliberately making it up or you are confusing me with someone else. If you want to have a debate with me, you just have to ask nicely :)
Or post something that I might find interesting, calling me names, won’t have the desired effect.
I am also not in the mood to debate right now.
hahaha.. your still around, doesnt this constitute trolling?
I especially like the>> “I am also not in the mood to debate right now”
That is such a typical female responce when they get owned. I really like it when they use it in the coporate environment, like where Im at, they use a similar statement when the work gets too demanding.
“I dont need this kind of frustration” or “This is not what Im suppose to be doing”
Always ready with an excuse, no matter what the situation is. Your pathetic ‘Female’, you and most of your gender.
Oh, it wasnt a debate then. I just royally pawned whatever you said. Unlike you women who ride around points, missing out the important and unfair issues like the Ontario’s bills etc, we men tackle everything that is/was said so really, dont give me that bullshit crap. I take it then that everything you have not contested should be passed? Wait, it cant. Why? Because you are a hypocritical bitch.
I think calling you names have the desired effect of cracking you up.
Thanks for the smile though. It proves that women like jerks and abuse. Thats how women should be treated, owned eh? Feel free to be our property.
No, I don’t think so MansVoice. I think you and I both know that I definately did not say anything like that to you, and that you are either deliberately making it up or you are confusing me with someone else. If you want to have a debate with me, you just have to ask nicely :)
Or post something that I might find interesting, calling me names, won’t have the desired effect.
I am also not in the mood to debate right now.
We men here at MABTW.com dont give a shit about women’s empowerment or women’s rights. Fuck, if a man’s dignity and respect has to be threatened by scum like you, it goes to show he got on the wrong “boat” and should just fucking get out.
You are a bitch through and through. You think that women deserve every thing. Well, look at the news bitch. It aint 1950 but you women are still lost and basically just screwing up. Get the fuck back into the kitchen. I gladly let you lead me if you were capable and can earn my respect.
You achieved neither. On our last debate(which i totally kicked the ass out of you as usual), you just fled off proclaiming you “wont talk to me” because i “oh so dont suck you off” and “speak your lingo”. Listen bitch, this was never a woman’s world. We men especially here at MABTW.com arent going to butter you up or give a shit about what you think. If you arent happy, thats fucking sad. Suck it up but just know, you CANT debate or argue for pie so stop doing a catherine and get off your high horse.
We men own you both at life and on this forum. Blow me away, bitch.
Oh? And what does “empowerment” mean to you? Definition, please. And be sure about it.
Empowerment is not the same as feminaziism….get a grip people…sinners come in both sexes…and we can all be a bit stupid…using gender as an excuse for anything,,,is just a cop out.