Women With Male Friends Are Delusional

Women think if you leave a head of lettuce at the bowling alley, it will eventually turn into a bowling ball.

Now I don’t have anything personally against women, but that is fucking dumb.

Sack of dirt dumb.

Women also think having a bunch of male friends makes them better than other women. Women are raving, hateful misogynists in that way. Apparently “misogyny” means a hatred of women, and I can’t think of anything more hateful than thinking you’re better than someone just because you’re not friends with them. That borders on racism.

Women are also wrong. Having male friends doesn’t make a woman special or not a bitch. Actually, it makes her ten times the bitch.

Maybe women think these things about bowling balls and themselves because the majority of their lives revolve around laundry. If you put a bunch of white shit in with something red, all the whites get ruined. Well life doesn’t work that way.

Women with male friends are not more fun to be around — despite how often they repeat the exact opposite. Fun doesn’t work by osmosis. And fun sure and shit doesn’t work by telling everyone how fucking phenomenally fun and laid back you are. Being a fun person is like being a pedophile. The more you tell people you are one, the less likely they are to believe you.

Women who have only man-friends are also not magically less high maintenance than other women. They’re actually much more high maintenance. Just look at the numbers. They’re so high maintenance, they need five or eight guys just to keep their egos properly stoked. Does that sound fun to you?

If it does, you’re a man, so the first thing you wouldn’t do was hammer it down everyone’s throat. We get the fucking picture. You think you’re incredible. Now how exactly does that make you different from other women?

It doesn’t.

Where do women even get this shit? Do women think hanging around a bunch of pilots makes you a pilot? Do women who know mostly psychologists start charging by the hour to espouse their bullshit philosophies on life?

Women have no philosophies on life.

Women who have mostly male friends are just lazy. See, being friends with men is easy as ruining toast. Men are natural friendsters and that’s all there is too it. That’s why that myth about women not liking “nice guys” is so stupid. All men are nice. We’re like fucking Sesame Street.

Women are horrible friends. Actually, that’s the reason women hate sports. They’ve turned the act of being friends into a sport all on it’s own — a Bloodsport. It’s got winners and losers, consequences, and it’s as competitive, cut-throat, and bloody as boxing, hockey fights, and stabbing someone in the gut all rolled into one. To women, friendship is a sport — a sport by jackasses, for jackasses.

Women who have mostly male friends are just quitters. Or lousy competitors. Whatever they are, they’re not better than other women like they repeat time and time again. That should be the first give away. They’re still got all the same lesserness than men of other women, except they couldn’t stand the heat of the kitchen, so they took their sorry ass into the man-den to nurse their wounds.

What are we going to do, kick them out? Please. Men have been propping women up for a hundred thousand years.

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Comment by Kris
2008-06-09 22:54:30

Yeah, I know this, this is just rehashed old news we have here.

 
Comment by Dr.Howard
2008-05-25 18:30:14

lol , little girls these days. Talking about single mothers ?

Maybe if you had some responsibility to not let a man fuck you without a condom. YOu wouldnt be a single mother , Oh its ok go get an abortion. women are pathetic

 
Comment by Dr.Howard
2008-05-25 18:28:52

doubt , You’re a great man

 
Comment by Dr.Howard
2008-05-25 18:21:55

Does dick have a college degree ? this guy is really smart and gets his point across in a very intellectual manner. I mean fuck

 
Comment by A Soldier
2008-04-16 02:07:00

To Doubt

*Handclap*

 
Comment by Wim
2008-04-08 03:17:56

kristina said:

I have to be blunt about this article Dick. It was a load of BULLSHIT! I do not have guy friends to feel better about myself and I don’t brag to my girl friends that I have mostly guy friends…I don’t really think about it really. Yah, guys make me laugh more, and I enjoy laughing, but the girl friends i do have also make me laugh.
If anything having a guy friend makes me more aware of what I am doing stupid. Guy Friends do not point out your best points. In fact guy friends If anything having a guy friend makes me more aware of what I am doing stupid.make fun of you when you do something stupid. I doubt that is the type of attention women want. But of course, you are the expert on us aren’t you? *sarcastic smile*

This is just horrible!!! It makes me vomit!!

 
Comment by Wim
2008-04-08 03:16:20

Being friends with a woman is one of the most pathetic things I can think of actually. Brilliant writing here!!

 
Comment by Sgt. Reyes
2008-01-26 19:16:24

@ Doubt. — Someone please, oh please give that Man a fucking cigar!

- Sgt. Reyes

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-01-26 18:49:23

Note: for those who do not have jizz for brains, I have posted this in the teen mommies section. The little girly-girls can look, too. After all, it seems they fail to grasp the fact that visiting a website does not make them ‘the leader of hacking sites.’ How long has it been since that bitch talked about fags and dicks, 6 months?

JollyMolly said:

so.. dick.. do you get laid….ever?

How could I ever learn so much from so few words that say so little? Oh, right, you’re a stupid little toenail-painting, whore-paint-smearing, blame men for the fact that you’re a frigid bitch who can not cum girly-girl.

KL said:

Interesting

Yeah, interesting that this applies equally to both of you - that’s right, you’re just another defective sex toy in a used-up fuck box, whore!

maria said:

youre gay and you know it ..are you mad bacause woman get all the man ..and you have to fuck whats left….baaa baaa poor thing..or is it so little that noone wants to play with you..

Holy shit, three western whores who are perfectly different! But I thought that one or two of you bitches was ‘not like all of the other stupid, ignorant girls.’

maria said:

dont worrie were not racist..we like a man that can do something in the bedroom ….and you must be one of those little weeney ones …..what to do that to do …….we gona take the kids the alimony….and live happy ever after with a nice man we feed from your money …baaaaa baaaaa baaaaa

So… would you kindly remind me why I would not want to push you off my boat? Oh, I have a small Dick?
*Splash*
No free ride for you! Let’s backtrack for a second…
For a bitch who has been proven wrong, you sure do keep your jaw flapping. And exactly what do you plan to accomplish by whining and crying about this site to people who couldn’t care less if you decided to play chicken with a train tell US about YOU? Self-absorbed, self-centered, repulsive personality - just a typical girly-girl who never earned a thing in her life. You may notice I showed the mathematical equations at work. And to think that you kept at it. Oh well, I suppose the stupid American bitch has something else to do now. I liked the whole ‘losing faith in American men’ too. I can’t remember which trannie whore wrote that, but it shows a fuck load of ingenuity. Hell, maybe one day you bitches can build your own rocket to the moon. Oh, and if you’re planning on moving overseas and seeing how they treat girly-girls there, you can read through this before giving me a lecture about how much more a sheltered white girl knows about the world than we do. http://www.singleabroad.com/articleasia.html Hahahahaha! You’re dumb as fuck, so there’s no fucking way your dirty, pasty, chunky self could ever compete with a slender Asian whore who would:
1. Shut up
2. Sit down
3. Leave the next morning
So far, transsexual bitches like Michelle with her little abortion fetish aren’t really discouraging men from getting a broader perspective on exactly what a normal woman is. Let me reiterate: Yes, yes I would rather have a hollow shell of a girly-girl with D cups WITHOUT the vendetta against men. Sorry, whores, if you’re dirty, fat, or too stupid, you just don’t make the cut of how a normal person should act. And the most plausible explanation thus far is: You lose, slut! It turns out that knowledge is never dangerous for anyone except those who profit from ignorance! Without your petty little pussified society and laws privileging the stupid whore, you have nothing.
Now, let’s look at some other evidence:

Your stats are flawed because of the fact that there are more single mothers than single fathers. I thought you would have had the intelligence and mathematical skills to use ratio, to make the point slightly more reliable

Don’t fuck around with the rest of her message, I just had to read the first part to realize that she’s introverted and stupid like any other pasty little girly-girl.
If you go to a library and analyze the information given at the chart right at the bottom HERE:
http://christianparty.net/sfh.htm
you will find that it falls in accordance with the information offered. It is not questionable - if you cared so much about proving us wrong, you would go to a fucking library. But this is a stupid little girly-girl - she’s the kind of bitch who cries, screaming about how somehow she has a right to marry a man for his money but then a man is sexist for not marrying her ugly, fat ass. Well, let’s see, are you intelligent? Well, you have to constantly insist on your superiority but no.
Moving on, because our little whore is having trouble with comprehension, I will prove her wrong:
In accordance to the Texas juvenile prison records:
% Prison Population % of All Families Factor Relative to 2-parent Household
(Removed to avoid confusion)
Single Mother Household 75% 26% 2.9:1 9.3X
———–
Single Father Household 1% 6% 1:6 0.5X
———–
(Removed to avoid confusion)
(Removed to avoid confusion)

Read:
YEAH, BITCH, YOU’RE WRONG - NOW EAT SHIT AND DIE, CUNT, YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG AND IT’S IN YOUR FAT FUCKING FACE!
Ya know what would make you shut up? My cock in your mouth. Don’t try to breathe out your mouth, you’ll choke ;D
http://www.myfreegraphics.com/images/fulls/fat-girls-give-the-best-hea d.0.jpg
Want to prove me wrong? Pull up some census data, cockmongling whore. Won’t that feel good? Proving me wrong with facts, not just talking about how the fact your boyfriend titfucked you last night somehow makes you better than me?

Now, I know for a fact that she did not check the site or else she would have attacked the source for the fact that they have a few outrageous things out there. However, once again, that is not the way you question statistics. The only way to fight statistics is with additional statistics, complete with a reputable source and… oh, wait, I’m talking to a self-centered cunt who would see a man beaten to death if it made her look like less of a whore. For the rest of us, I’m going to slowly but surely pull out that wild card I’ve kept pressed against her eyeballs. I hope this doesn’t catch her by surprise.

I would love to directly quote the census, but then for some reason sociology reports these days seem bad at giving plain numbers and charts, but rather twisting things out so that ‘camwhore mother’ becomes ‘hitting the streets to feed her children’ and all of the other mental-masturbation bullshit you whores gobble up.

My faith in american men has waned yet again, and I love the way that you couldn’t say anything about the fact that the majority of people held in prison and detention centers were male =)

Who raised them? See, you need to accept the fact that you’re just mediocre scum, just like any rich white camwhore slut.
What does all of this mean? Well, all of the girly-girls I have quoted can be summed up in this simple article:
It really is ridiculous that you fail to see such blindingly obvious FACTS. Not opinions, little bitch, FACTS. We differ on our political views, but this is like the fact that the earth is round - you can’t make a logical argument against it. I mean, I know that you think you know a lot - you’re basically too stupid or too self-obsessed to step back and see how mediocre you are - but really, you can’t see how absurd it is for some platform-sandal-wearing 17-year-old schoolgirl to talk about manhood and masculinity as though she knows shit about anything outside of her sheltered existence? You aren’t funny. You don’t ‘rib’ people, you just piss them off with your lame, overused small dick jokes. You notice how your audience isn’t cheering for you? There are many different people here from many different backgrounds, and even differing political views. However, we share the fact that we are well-educated in our opinions - hence the only way you, in your ignorance, know to counter them is to devolve a logical argument into a series of childish insults. You then proceed to contradict yourself by attacking our maturity and once again using ignorance as an excuse for cruelty. Do you notice how no one seems to learn anything about themselves from your own emotional beliefs about them, and yet they seem to learn so much about you? According to you, I am homosexual, I am homosexual because I feel that society treats homosexual men better than straight men, have small genitalia, wish I was a girl to the same extent that you wish you were a man, I am mentally inferior to you, and have never had any positive sexual experience whatsoever in a single day of my life. You do not devote a single sentence of explanation to back up those claims. However, I know that you sound just like the other stupid whores who pester us on our site. You are emotional, vacant, and impatient. When I say you are emotional, I mean that you rarely use logic in your thinking but rather use the same type of egotistical viewpoint a three-year-old uses. You are also self-obsessed and boastful, both flaws of the character. You frequently flaunt your self-proclaimed superiority and achievements as backing for your illogical personal attacks. Of course, those are just a few of the observations about you. Pretty much, you have every negative personality trait I can think of at the moment. You have probably suggested suicide to someone not as a joke, but rather as just a vacant uttering of your own selfishness. I mean, if you don’t like one thing about him, what right does he have to live? However, you undoubtedly frequently threaten personal bodily harm to those who can not help but to unconditionally love you in one form or another. Perhaps through your promiscuity, the vacant, attention-whoring way you dress, or your excessive compensation of your body and the current social privileges allowed for short, effeminate little girly-girls for actual wit and talent. You also undoubtedly find your sexual habits define very much about who you are. If you are a virgin, your stress it indefinitely, as though not putting out after being paid to do so somehow makes you superior in mind and body than a girl who upholds her promise. If you dress like you want to be fucked, you’d better be planning on getting fucked tonight. Otherwise, you’re just teasing and manipulating men who, through social conditioning, have been taught to believe that some ungrateful whore like you is all they have to settle for. And then you bitches complain about men stalking you. Really… and is the whole ‘convince men that they are already rapists’ mentality working out so well for you little girls? I mean, if we’re already damned beyond salvation, then we’ll most certainly straighten our act out. Typical feminist brilliance at its shittiest.
Now suck my dick.

 
Comment by Sgt. Reyes
2008-01-26 17:26:31

JollyMolly said:

so.. dick.. do you get laid….ever?

Always harping on the same stupid accusation. It’s cool JollyMolly. We hear this one all the time.

Why is it that women come on this site to toss around senseless insults rather than argue/debate about anything sensible at all? If you don’t agree with it give a valid argument back. Oh I’m sorry; valid, sensible, intelligent: words lost to a woman. A woman’s sensibility?

Fucking please!

So, JollyMolly; can you make sense? Ever? No of course not. You’re a woman.

- Sgt. Reyes

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-26 13:00:45

Interesting

 
Comment by JollyMolly
2007-12-14 13:09:18

so.. dick.. do you get laid….ever?

 
Comment by kristina
2007-09-23 21:52:24

I have to be blunt about this article Dick. It was a load of BULLSHIT! I do not have guy friends to feel better about myself and I don’t brag to my girl friends that I have mostly guy friends…I don’t really think about it really. Yah, guys make me laugh more, and I enjoy laughing, but the girl friends i do have also make me laugh.
If anything having a guy friend makes me more aware of what I am doing stupid. Guy Friends do not point out your best points. In fact guy friends make fun of you when you do something stupid. I doubt that is the type of attention women want. But of course, you are the expert on us aren’t you? *sarcastic smile*

 
Comment by Dr_Z
2007-06-06 20:20:49

@sonyad:

(1) Personally? No. But I can make a great batch of chocolate chip cookies. If you’re interested, you can look for an abstract by Y. Ismail on the topic.

(2) Cosmologist. Cog in a big wheel. Not in charge of the budget. Oh, and did I mention ‘past tense’?

(3) Quantum gravitation / string theory / supersymmetry / M theory are all popular topics in the media. Truthfully the wheels grind pretty slowly; it’s been 30+ years since anything truly new has been proved. If someone proves the Higgs Boson, I’m sure it will be in all the papers.

If you’ve a true interest in particle physics, check out CERN on the interweb. Heh.

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-06-06 19:39:50

Dr Z said:

@Sam Adams: Perhaps it helps women in challenging jobs to be more focused; I haven’t once wondered about your endowments.

Cheers.

You don’t get a fucking genious badge for that!
That’s like drinking/eating almost-curdled milk picked from a batch of curdled-milk cartons and saying it tastes “Fucking Good!”
No, it’s still curdled milk. A girl with a shred of dignity is still a girl nonetheless. More importantly, she may look okay compared to the weaker half of the population, but she’s mediocre compared to the other half.

 
Comment by sonyad
2007-06-06 15:16:12

2) Cosmologist for NASA. Past tense at this point in time.

1. Have you managed to model a solar system with relativistic gravitation yet?

2. How many billions of dollars more will it be till you realise you can’t prove universal granularity but accept that it must exist.

3. What’s the latest ‘proof’ for quantum gravitation?

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-06-06 14:02:48

e v i l e d d y said:

At that point I just start imagining myself having ludicrous sexual relations with her to keep myself from falling asleep.

So, it’s not just me. Glad to hear someone endures the way that I do.

 
Comment by Dr Z
2007-06-06 13:54:28

@Sam Adams: Perhaps it helps women in challenging jobs to be more focused; I haven’t once wondered about your endowments.

Cheers.

 
Comment by Dr Z
2007-06-06 13:53:32

@e v i l e d d y:

“As of July 1st 12 noon, the woman who finds the most spelling mistakes on this website, made by yours truly, will be given her choice of $50 or I will purchase a video game for a starving child. I’ll leave the choice up to her, so I think we all know which she’s going to pick.”

DM himself addressed the women who are prohibited from his site.

 
Comment by Sam Adams
2007-06-06 13:46:53

@e v i l e d d y: Same here. I prefer conversation with men rather than women, for exactly the reason you describe.

@ Dr Z: You’d be the exception. My brother’s an astrophysicist who hates research. He teaches at a local college and loves every part of it except grading. I enjoy having him explain, say, Gaussian distribution, over beers because he does it so well and he’s very enthusiastic. (He actually has a chalkboard in his back yard near the grill that he uses for party games and discussions of this sort.) I would probably enjoy listening to you explain the nature of quasars, but in all likelihood I would start imagining what you look like naked after a few minutes. That’s not meant to detract from your intellectual prowess or conversational talents. I’m sure you know by now that MOST men do that because it’s part of our nature. (Even now, I’ve been writing this for about 10 minutes and have wondered several times how you’re endowed.)

Which is exactly why friendships between men and women who are not married to each other are difficult.

 
Comment by e v i l e d d y
2007-06-06 12:38:20

I’ve never had a dull time having conversations with men only.

Women however… can talk for 15 minutes to have me go “uh huh” and then they talk for another 15 minutes… get to the point… relay the information without the “his sister is that chick whom we saw at the mall wearing those shoes that my friend Jesabelle wants from seeing that movie about those aliens that take over yer mind.. anyways.. so she’s standing there..”

At that point I just start imagining myself having ludicrous sexual relations with her to keep myself from falling asleep.

 
Comment by Dr Z
2007-06-06 12:29:55

1) I’ve spent my entire adult life “swimming upstream” and perhaps it’s only habit. There are some regular posters from whom I have gained insight that I find valuable in raising boy-children to become good men. Of late, there are a fair number of men who are the antithesis of that characterization, but I’m able to discern the difference. Abuse? Pfft. Nothing said changes the truth, and I know the truth about myself. As for the clear prohibition, without the friction created by the female contingent, the complexion of the discussion would be very different, and (dare I say?) a bit dull.

2) Cosmologist for NASA. Past tense at this point in time.

 
Comment by Sam Adams
2007-06-06 11:28:53

Dr_Z said:

My children love me, my marriage was important to me (not so much to him), and I had a career I was quite proud of. Oh, and I stayed faithful to the end. It’s too bad that you can’t remember that there are good women out there, Dakota. At one time, you were very interesting to talk to, and even respectful of one woman’s career.

Dr_Z, I’ll probably lose “man points” for asking this, but I don’t really care because real men are self-assured enough not to give a shit what people think.

You are far more thoughtful, intelligent and articulate than 99% of women I’ve come across and seem to represent the antithesis of modern feminism, which is refreshing. Most women I come across lie, have an inherent sense of entitlement, are lazy, and see men as “providers” (read “wage slaves”) so they can do what they want while the man spends his time working.

(OK, at this point I see most of the men here rolling their eyes and saying, “Damn it Sam, stop complimenting the woman … it’ll give her ideas!” Guys, this isn’t a compliment, it’s an observation.)

You seem to be decent and fair-minded. (Damn, there go my man points again…) I’m sure you understand that this is a place where men can gripe and exchange viewpoints without the inhibiting presence of women — sort of like a titty bar, except without the strippers and beer.

I have two questions: 1) Why do you post here, despite the continuing abuse you receive and Dick’s clear prohibition against female posters? I’m just curious. 2) You mentioned your career. What did you do?

 
Comment by Sam Adams
2007-06-06 08:53:09

DakotaSmith said:

Exclusively (or even primarily) hanging around members of the opposite sex when one is married is unwise. Period. Doing so makes it far more likely that one will succumb to instinctive impulses that are almost certainly detrimental to one’s marriage.

You just don’t do it, men or women. I would have the same level of contempt for a married man who spent all his time hanging out with women as I would with a woman who hung out with men. It’s intentionally putting oneself into a situation that encourages having an affair.

Very well said, DakotaSmith. That’s it in a nutshell. That’s precisely why I never had female friends. Generally, when men spend time with their female friends, they’re thinking of ways they can have sex with them and get away with it.

 
Comment by Dr_Z
2007-06-05 20:29:42

My children love me, my marriage was important to me (not so much to him), and I had a career I was quite proud of. Oh, and I stayed faithful to the end. It’s too bad that you can’t remember that there are good women out there, Dakota. At one time, you were very interesting to talk to, and even respectful of one woman’s career.

Best.

 
Comment by DakotaSmith
2007-06-05 09:37:11

You can’t take gender out of it. Gender is the point of it.

Exclusively (or even primarily) hanging around members of the opposite sex when one is married is unwise. Period. Doing so makes it far more likely that one will succumb to instinctive impulses that are almost certainly detrimental to one’s marriage.

You just don’t do it, men or women. I would have the same level of contempt for a married man who spent all his time hanging out with women as I would with a woman who hung out with men. It’s intentionally putting oneself into a situation that encourages having an affair.

The only delineation between men and women in this instance is one of biology and self-delusion. Men usually understand that hanging out with women is a means toward sleeping with as many of them as humanly possible. Women delude themselves that the men around them are interested in something other than sex.

As to the question of maximizing one’s potential, the fact of the matter is that sometimes one can’t maximize one’s potential. You make choices based on what’s important to you.

Example: I am not presently maximizing my potential. I’m making a living in my chosen field, but in a position well below my abilities. I’m doing this on purpose so as to reserve as much time as humanly possible for visitation with my children.

The needs of my children, you see, are more important than maximizing my work potential.

Similarly, one decides if one’s marriage is more important than maximizing their potential. I would suggest that if one chooses potential over one’s marriage, then one has prioritized as to what is actually important to them.

And that’s fine: if maximizing your potential is more important than remaining faithful to your spouse, more power to you. Just don’t be surprised if you someday find yourself having sex with someone other than your spouse. It was, after all, your choice.

 
Comment by Dr Z
2007-06-05 09:17:39

Let me rephrase, then. What if a woman’s natural proclivity is toward a male-dominated field (science generally, astrophysics specifically for the sake of argument) and she has the opportunity to be gainfully employed in said field. Is it your assertion that it is better for her to turn away from the benefits, both financial and intellectual, and take a secretarial position?

Taking gender out of the argument (it’s a stretch, but humor me), do you not think it is to the benefit of an employer to have each worker fulfilling their highest potential? In other words, if a physicist takes a job as a secretary, that leaves someone whose maximum potential is to answer the phone and make coffee without gainful employement, and a physicist’s position open.

 
Comment by Dakota Smith
2007-06-05 09:02:24

Dr Z said:

@Dakota: Funniest logic stream I’ve read all week. Thanks for a chuckle.

I wasn’t actually intending to be amusing, other than to point out the poster’s objection to the article while simultaneously proving its basic tenet (”Women also think having a bunch of male friends makes them better than other women”).

In terms of her being an affair waiting to happen, I was deadly serious. Married persons should no more spend time socializing with the opposite sex than they should walk down dark alleys brandishing hundred dollar bills. Bad Things are likely to happen if you do, in either case.

What if some of us simply don’t have the skill set necessary to work in a female-dominated field?

Um … you’re kidding, right? I’ve never seen a female-dominated field whose skills couldn’t be learned in fairly short order — with the exception, I suppose, of health care.

Though I may have to re-think that, given my last hospital visit about two months ago. The nurses there were utterly incompetent, and only my own knowledge of my condition kept me from being made worse under their care.

But the average female-dominated field (secretary, receptionist, prostitute, bank teller, etc) has a skillset that can be learned in very short order by almost anyone.

 
Comment by Sam Adams
2007-06-05 08:18:36

Cate said:

I am a female welder who works in a male dominated industry and who has lots of male friends and is low maintence…i am married and I don’t ask my husband for money because i make dam good money all by myself…. I don’t like to “shop”…I have an crazy sex drive and love just “sex” and i think i watch more porn than most men…I am also not a butch i am 5′4″ 120 lbs not your avarage welder type…so what i am saying is that i’ve met sour men like u who have been used by women and i feel sorry for u but your the only who let it happen it’s not my fault or anyone elses…but because of one bad egg we are all bitches….. good luck getting some ass…

I’m not sure how to interpret this. If she’s on the level, then all I can say is finally anti-feminism is having its desired effect by a very small number of women showing male characteristics, namely independence, self-determination, an identity of one’s own, etc. Dakota Smith, chicks like this ARE better than other women. (Although they’re still not as good as men.)

But I don’t think it’s real. More likely this is the equivalent of a Penthouse letter. It’s all made up just to appeal to what we would like to imagine a good woman to be like — not crazy and parasitic. I think she’s just another ditzy 19 year old welding school drop-out chick who does IM and her Blackberry too much. It sounds too good to be true, and you know how chicks love to lie.

 
Comment by Dr Z
2007-06-05 07:37:03

@Dakota: Funniest logic stream I’ve read all week. Thanks for a chuckle. What if some of us simply don’t have the skill set necessary to work in a female-dominated field?

 
Comment by Dakota Smith
2007-06-05 06:19:14

Cate said:

I am a female welder who works in a male dominated industry

Which in your mind makes you better than other women, right?

and who has lots of male friends

Which in your mind makes you better than other women, right?

and is low maintence…

Which in your mind makes you better than other women, right?

i am married and I don’t ask my husband for money because i make dam good money all by myself….

Which in your mind makes you better than other women, right?

I don’t like to “shop”…

Which in your mind makes you better than other women, right?

I have an crazy sex drive and love just “sex” and i think i watch more porn than most men…

Which in your mind makes you better than other women, right?

I am also not a butch i am 5′4″ 120 lbs not your avarage welder type…

Which in your mind makes you better than other women, right?

Let’s just lay it out on the table: your choices are unusual and say a lot about you. You’ve chosen a field that exposes you almost exclusively to men. Furthermore, unless you’re grossly unattractive, each and every one of those men wants to have sex with you. If you tell yourself otherwise, you’re lying to yourself or you’re grossly stupid.

So … you’ve chosen to be surrounded by people who want to have sex with you, and this in spite of the fact that you’re married.

Why would you choose to do this? For most women, it would be the attention of all those men simultaneously trying to get into your pants.

Nice for you, I guess, but I’d be pretty worried if I was your husband. Ten guys around you trying to constantly get into your pants, and you with a self-admitted hyperactive sex drive? How long will it be before you get super-horny (or drunk — I’m sure your male friends and co-workers like to get you drunk) and spread your legs? Not long, I’m betting.

In fact, I’d be willing to be it’s already happened. Right? Be truthful.

One of the things an adult does is not put themselves in a situation where something bad is likely to happen. I don’t make a habit of wandering around dark alleys with hundred dollar bills hanging out of my pockets, for example. When I was married, I didn’t go socializing with women for precisely the same reason.

Women who choose to do what you’ve done are an affair waiting to happen. How about showing your husband a bit more respect and getting coworkers and friends who aren’t all trying to have sex with you?

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-06-04 20:41:32

i am fine if they stay polite. just stop with the laughing. do girls laugh at EVERYTHING?

 
Comment by Hiro
2007-06-04 14:55:49

I feel as though reading the female comments are going to end up killing me.

 
Comment by Jess
2007-06-04 09:57:07

First I just want to apologize for being here. I know you don’t want women on the site…lol - but I had to comment and admit that the majority of what you’re saying is true and it makes good sense. Especially this post.

I think the site is hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing…

You need a Television show…I would tune in every night…

Love it!
Jessica

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-06-03 22:22:56

i agree with dick on the whole osmosis thing. women like to think that hanging around with cool people ie guys in general makes them “cooler” than the rest of their clan/clique/whores whatever. we have cool guys but we never never NEvER have cool women because they simply dont exist. its a guy thing which is inbred in us… they try to get close to us or the people who are accepted as “socially cool” to be “cool and with the in” crowd but really, they just fail terribly. i am fine with that but if a bitch gets all high and mighty, by all means, give her a big FUCK you to remind her of her place in society… on her knees.

thumbs up dick, great article!

 
Comment by Elitist_Prick
2007-06-03 13:10:30

Chalk that up in the W column.

What’s that now, 9168413168479841321685494132135468-0?

Somewhere around there.

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-06-03 08:44:17

So I guess you agree that men are better than women.

 
Comment by Catherine
2007-06-03 04:26:06

This article claims that women with alot of male friends think they are better then other women. That is not true. I wish women would have something to do with me. None of the do. I can only be friends with men because men are the only ones who want anything to do with me.

 
Comment by John
2007-05-06 22:11:49

Guys, you have to consider the possibilities that Gabriella is not pretty and guys are not at all attracted to her and therefore, friendship is possible!

 
Comment by John
2007-05-06 21:59:52

Cate said:

I am a female welder who works in a male dominated industry and who has lots of male friends and is low maintence…i am married and I don’t ask my husband for money because i make dam good money all by myself…. I don’t like to “shop”…I have an crazy sex drive and love just “sex” and i think i watch more porn than most men…I am also not a butch i am 5′4″ 120 lbs not your avarage welder type…so what i am saying is that i’ve met sour men like u who have been used by women and i feel sorry for u but your the only who let it happen it’s not my fault or anyone elses…but because of one bad egg we are all bitches….. good luck getting some ass…

What is it with you women who always claim that they don’t need a man or they have their own money and will pay for themselves and such! It is such an insult to men because first it is not true, women need men like men need women unless you are gay! Does saying that makes a woman look smarter or appear more indepentant? NO!! Second, it shows men that you already think they are scums who’s can buy you for sex(or why else would you forewarn them?). Thanks to feminazis, women think men are out to get sex. Rediculas

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-05-06 16:45:25

Another one bites the dust. Chalk up another win for us!

 
Comment by lhook10
2007-05-06 16:00:38

To the women who have nothing but male friends, I’ll answer a question you may or may not have in your heads….

YES, THEY ALL WANT TO BANG YOU. The ones who say they don’t are either LYING or GAY.

 
Comment by gloinblin
2007-05-06 13:04:38

Cate said:

I have an crazy sex drive and love just “sex” and i think i watch more porn than most men..

That is nothing to be proud of and it’s certainly not an achievement.Watching porn than most men means that you are prevertly depraved woman, normal woman shy away from porn and find it disgustingly repulsive.
Now stop trying to act like men by watching porn and go watch oprah.

 
Comment by Billy
2007-05-05 17:57:04

Cate said:

I am a female welder who works in a male dominated industry and who has lots of male friends and is low maintence…i am married and I don’t ask my husband for money because i make dam good money all by myself…. I don’t like to “shop”…I have an crazy sex drive and love just “sex” and i think i watch more porn than most men…I am also not a butch i am 5′4″ 120 lbs not your avarage welder type…so what i am saying is that i’ve met sour men like u who have been used by women and i feel sorry for u but your the only who let it happen it’s not my fault or anyone elses…but because of one bad egg we are all bitches….. good luck getting some ass…

Are you really so naive to think the world revolves around sex? There is a point where it just don’t matter much anymore. I can get it anytime but refuse it. Women stink and aren’t worth the trouble. Sex is so over rated when you grow up. Female welder… my guess is you smell like haddock 24/7.. I can hear her now… Hey guys will you hold this for me while I _____…
Welding takes two handed coordination, some strength as well as mulitasking skills, things women don’t normally have. Always some guy to pick up a womans slack while they boast about the pay.

 
Comment by Cate
2007-05-05 16:46:27

I am a female welder who works in a male dominated industry and who has lots of male friends and is low maintence…i am married and I don’t ask my husband for money because i make dam good money all by myself…. I don’t like to “shop”…I have an crazy sex drive and love just “sex” and i think i watch more porn than most men…I am also not a butch i am 5′4″ 120 lbs not your avarage welder type…so what i am saying is that i’ve met sour men like u who have been used by women and i feel sorry for u but your the only who let it happen it’s not my fault or anyone elses…but because of one bad egg we are all bitches….. good luck getting some ass…

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-03-26 09:28:12

John, there is a simple explaination for that typical female bullshit. Women like the attention and adoration they get from nice guys, but they want sex and relationships from guys who treat them like shit.

I know this makes no sense, but then again they’re women, and as such cannot do any better.

 
Comment by John
2007-03-25 16:40:20

We are our own worst enemies guys. We are told never to give up in life, in this case, even when a girl says she just want to be friends, we stay around and around and do nice things, wonderful things for the female friend only to have her remind you that she once told you she wanted to be friends and that she is not responsible at all for whatever feeling you have. Guys, if a woman just want to be friends, take it as it is and move on. Don’t waste your time. She said that so she could cover her own conscience if she really didn’t like you later but still enjoy your attention. I know because I was and still am locked into this love/hate relationship with a whore. Women know if a guy is interested yet they enjoy the benefits.

 
Comment by Aaron
2007-02-24 13:36:22

You’re just playing with heads and cockteasing to get a group of insecure boys to give you money, attention and protection from fellow girls who would probably kick your slut ass. Some “friend� you are. Sounds more like a parasite. Those boys should all hold you down and gang rape you like the whore you are, then all cum on your face, cover you in “friendship� spunk .. lol.

well fucken said

 
Comment by Billy
2007-02-24 09:43:33

lol
Of course she is a player.

 
Comment by anonh8r
2007-02-24 05:17:03

Marcella said: “Granted im sure my guy frens would like to f*** me but i dont care. there guys what can i say. Not sayin i do f them but if they only want my frienship for that then they dont bother if they dont mind just being frens then we are frens its as simple as that. ”

You’re just playing with heads and cockteasing to get a group of insecure boys to give you money, attention and protection from fellow girls who would probably kick your slut ass. Some “friend” you are. Sounds more like a parasite. Those boys should all hold you down and gang rape you like the whore you are, then all cum on your face, cover you in “friendship” spunk .. lol.

 
Comment by Billy
2007-02-21 09:22:57

Drew said:

There is only one truly, incurably delusional person here and their name starts with a ‘D’ and ends with an ‘ick’.

Wrong there are many more who come through here.
Like the one with a guys name that end with the ewwww sound.

 
Comment by Drew
2007-02-21 08:27:38

There is only one truly, incurably delusional person here and their name starts with a ‘D’ and ends with an ‘ick’.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-02-14 12:10:16

Billy said:

her: If you’re my friend you will help me out with this. Don’t you like me?

True x100. Also, when you ask for something, they always go back to ’so thats allIm good for?’

 
Comment by Billy
2007-02-14 12:05:39

Women get things from men. Not only attention but they nickel and dime you to death. Women don’t make good friends.

her: If you’re my friend you will help me out with this. Don’t you like me?

 
Comment by Marcella
2007-02-14 10:06:42

to tell u the truth what he is saying is somewhat true even though im a girl I know we are a evil bunch dont know y but we are. (stupid eve its all her fault lol) but anyways i can see were u get that from ive seen some girls like that but we are not all like that.I chill out with guys, cuz they dont bad mouth people as often as girls do, and I like to keep myself from that. its usually guys start to be my frens and i dont have a problem with that if i like u i like u if i dont i dont. Granted im sure my guy frens would like to f*** me but i dont care. there guys what can i say. Not sayin i do f them but if they only want my frienship for that then they dont bother if they dont mind just being frens then we are frens its as simple as that.

 
Comment by Gabriella LaPlace
2007-02-14 10:00:59

But most of the time its because my man-emotions can’t bare to see women collapse or have their fragile female psyche shattered unless they deserve it.

Oh okay.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-02-14 06:17:51

Gabriella LaPlace said:

I’m not an attention whore.
Most of my guy friends treat me like I’m their sister.
I don’t see anything wrong with it.

This is what I do. I love women, and treating them like sisters. But most of the time its because my man-emotions can’t bare to see women collapse or have their fragile female psyche shattered unless they deserve it.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-02-14 06:16:18

We’re like fucking Sesame Street.

Lol, good one Dick.

 
Comment by Hobo
2007-02-14 02:32:42

Billy said:

Women who have many men friends are some of the biggest attention whores.

Why comment when Billy said it so perfectly? It never fails; women with only man friends will be world class CUNTS. Get your piece of pussy and move on.

 
Comment by Gabriella LaPlace
2007-02-13 23:37:44

I’m not an attention whore.
Most of my guy friends treat me like I’m their sister.
I don’t see anything wrong with it.

 
Comment by Billy
2007-02-13 22:18:02

Women who have many men friends are some of the biggest attention whores. Neither are welcome here Gabriella.

 
Comment by Gabriella LaPlace
2007-02-13 21:55:18

I have lots of male friends, and I don’t think I’m better than other women. Moreover, I am not lazy. So? Did you really make this site to prove a theory or are you just doing it for money and attention?

 
Comment by Acolyte
2007-02-13 21:54:27

Women who have only man-friends are also not magically less high maintenance than other women.
This is a gospel truth! I don’t even know why women delude themselves that this isn’t the truth. Being a woman with lots of male friends doesn’t make you better than any other women, it just makes you a woman who can’t make friends with her fellow women.

 
Comment by Billy
2007-02-13 17:22:54

Women like this can’t give up the mens den when they get into a relationship. And they see nothing wrong with this or anything women do of course. And first sign of trouble these gals take there grips to the mens den.

 
Comment by sonyad
2007-02-13 12:21:20

Fun doesn’t work by osmosis.

Gold.

 
Comment by fountain of faith
2007-02-13 11:33:18

hahaha so fucken true!

 
Comment by Censure
2007-02-13 11:16:22

I have to agree with this article, I don’t usually find the topics overtly convincing, However the part I identified with immediately was

“That’s why that myth about women not liking “nice guysâ€? is so stupid. All men are nice… Women are horrible friends”.

~Truer words…

 
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