Women With Male Friends Are Delusional
Women think if you leave a head of lettuce at the bowling alley, it will eventually turn into a bowling ball.
Now I don’t have anything personally against women, but that is fucking dumb.
Sack of dirt dumb.
Women also think having a bunch of male friends makes them better than other women. Women are raving, hateful misogynists in that way. Apparently “misogyny” means a hatred of women, and I can’t think of anything more hateful than thinking you’re better than someone just because you’re not friends with them. That borders on racism.
Women are also wrong. Having male friends doesn’t make a woman special or not a bitch. Actually, it makes her ten times the bitch.
Maybe women think these things about bowling balls and themselves because the majority of their lives revolve around laundry. If you put a bunch of white shit in with something red, all the whites get ruined. Well life doesn’t work that way.
Women with male friends are not more fun to be around — despite how often they repeat the exact opposite. Fun doesn’t work by osmosis. And fun sure and shit doesn’t work by telling everyone how fucking phenomenally fun and laid back you are. Being a fun person is like being a pedophile. The more you tell people you are one, the less likely they are to believe you.
Women who have only man-friends are also not magically less high maintenance than other women. They’re actually much more high maintenance. Just look at the numbers. They’re so high maintenance, they need five or eight guys just to keep their egos properly stoked. Does that sound fun to you?
If it does, you’re a man, so the first thing you wouldn’t do was hammer it down everyone’s throat. We get the fucking picture. You think you’re incredible. Now how exactly does that make you different from other women?
It doesn’t.
Where do women even get this shit? Do women think hanging around a bunch of pilots makes you a pilot? Do women who know mostly psychologists start charging by the hour to espouse their bullshit philosophies on life?
Women have no philosophies on life.
Women who have mostly male friends are just lazy. See, being friends with men is easy as ruining toast. Men are natural friendsters and that’s all there is too it. That’s why that myth about women not liking “nice guys” is so stupid. All men are nice. We’re like fucking Sesame Street.
Women are horrible friends. Actually, that’s the reason women hate sports. They’ve turned the act of being friends into a sport all on it’s own — a Bloodsport. It’s got winners and losers, consequences, and it’s as competitive, cut-throat, and bloody as boxing, hockey fights, and stabbing someone in the gut all rolled into one. To women, friendship is a sport — a sport by jackasses, for jackasses.
Women who have mostly male friends are just quitters. Or lousy competitors. Whatever they are, they’re not better than other women like they repeat time and time again. That should be the first give away. They’re still got all the same lesserness than men of other women, except they couldn’t stand the heat of the kitchen, so they took their sorry ass into the man-den to nurse their wounds.
What are we going to do, kick them out? Please. Men have been propping women up for a hundred thousand years.
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Another one bites the dust. Chalk up another win for us!
To the women who have nothing but male friends, I’ll answer a question you may or may not have in your heads….
YES, THEY ALL WANT TO BANG YOU. The ones who say they don’t are either LYING or GAY.
That is nothing to be proud of and it’s certainly not an achievement.Watching porn than most men means that you are prevertly depraved woman, normal woman shy away from porn and find it disgustingly repulsive.
Now stop trying to act like men by watching porn and go watch oprah.
Are you really so naive to think the world revolves around sex? There is a point where it just don’t matter much anymore. I can get it anytime but refuse it. Women stink and aren’t worth the trouble. Sex is so over rated when you grow up. Female welder… my guess is you smell like haddock 24/7.. I can hear her now… Hey guys will you hold this for me while I _____…
Welding takes two handed coordination, some strength as well as mulitasking skills, things women don’t normally have. Always some guy to pick up a womans slack while they boast about the pay.
I am a female welder who works in a male dominated industry and who has lots of male friends and is low maintence…i am married and I don’t ask my husband for money because i make dam good money all by myself…. I don’t like to “shop”…I have an crazy sex drive and love just “sex” and i think i watch more porn than most men…I am also not a butch i am 5′4″ 120 lbs not your avarage welder type…so what i am saying is that i’ve met sour men like u who have been used by women and i feel sorry for u but your the only who let it happen it’s not my fault or anyone elses…but because of one bad egg we are all bitches….. good luck getting some ass…
John, there is a simple explaination for that typical female bullshit. Women like the attention and adoration they get from nice guys, but they want sex and relationships from guys who treat them like shit.
I know this makes no sense, but then again they’re women, and as such cannot do any better.
We are our own worst enemies guys. We are told never to give up in life, in this case, even when a girl says she just want to be friends, we stay around and around and do nice things, wonderful things for the female friend only to have her remind you that she once told you she wanted to be friends and that she is not responsible at all for whatever feeling you have. Guys, if a woman just want to be friends, take it as it is and move on. Don’t waste your time. She said that so she could cover her own conscience if she really didn’t like you later but still enjoy your attention. I know because I was and still am locked into this love/hate relationship with a whore. Women know if a guy is interested yet they enjoy the benefits.
You’re just playing with heads and cockteasing to get a group of insecure boys to give you money, attention and protection from fellow girls who would probably kick your slut ass. Some “friend� you are. Sounds more like a parasite. Those boys should all hold you down and gang rape you like the whore you are, then all cum on your face, cover you in “friendship� spunk .. lol.
well fucken said
lol
Of course she is a player.
Marcella said: “Granted im sure my guy frens would like to f*** me but i dont care. there guys what can i say. Not sayin i do f them but if they only want my frienship for that then they dont bother if they dont mind just being frens then we are frens its as simple as that. ”
You’re just playing with heads and cockteasing to get a group of insecure boys to give you money, attention and protection from fellow girls who would probably kick your slut ass. Some “friend” you are. Sounds more like a parasite. Those boys should all hold you down and gang rape you like the whore you are, then all cum on your face, cover you in “friendship” spunk .. lol.
Wrong there are many more who come through here.
Like the one with a guys name that end with the ewwww sound.
There is only one truly, incurably delusional person here and their name starts with a ‘D’ and ends with an ‘ick’.
True x100. Also, when you ask for something, they always go back to ’so thats allIm good for?’
Women get things from men. Not only attention but they nickel and dime you to death. Women don’t make good friends.
her: If you’re my friend you will help me out with this. Don’t you like me?
to tell u the truth what he is saying is somewhat true even though im a girl I know we are a evil bunch dont know y but we are. (stupid eve its all her fault lol) but anyways i can see were u get that from ive seen some girls like that but we are not all like that.I chill out with guys, cuz they dont bad mouth people as often as girls do, and I like to keep myself from that. its usually guys start to be my frens and i dont have a problem with that if i like u i like u if i dont i dont. Granted im sure my guy frens would like to f*** me but i dont care. there guys what can i say. Not sayin i do f them but if they only want my frienship for that then they dont bother if they dont mind just being frens then we are frens its as simple as that.
But most of the time its because my man-emotions can’t bare to see women collapse or have their fragile female psyche shattered unless they deserve it.
Oh okay.
This is what I do. I love women, and treating them like sisters. But most of the time its because my man-emotions can’t bare to see women collapse or have their fragile female psyche shattered unless they deserve it.
Lol, good one Dick.
Why comment when Billy said it so perfectly? It never fails; women with only man friends will be world class CUNTS. Get your piece of pussy and move on.
I’m not an attention whore.
Most of my guy friends treat me like I’m their sister.
I don’t see anything wrong with it.