Women With Male Friends Are Delusional
Women think if you leave a head of lettuce at the bowling alley, it will eventually turn into a bowling ball.
Now I don’t have anything personally against women, but that is fucking dumb.
Sack of dirt dumb.
Women also think having a bunch of male friends makes them better than other women. Women are raving, hateful misogynists in that way. Apparently “misogyny” means a hatred of women, and I can’t think of anything more hateful than thinking you’re better than someone just because you’re not friends with them. That borders on racism.
Women are also wrong. Having male friends doesn’t make a woman special or not a bitch. Actually, it makes her ten times the bitch.
Maybe women think these things about bowling balls and themselves because the majority of their lives revolve around laundry. If you put a bunch of white shit in with something red, all the whites get ruined. Well life doesn’t work that way.
Women with male friends are not more fun to be around — despite how often they repeat the exact opposite. Fun doesn’t work by osmosis. And fun sure and shit doesn’t work by telling everyone how fucking phenomenally fun and laid back you are. Being a fun person is like being a pedophile. The more you tell people you are one, the less likely they are to believe you.
Women who have only man-friends are also not magically less high maintenance than other women. They’re actually much more high maintenance. Just look at the numbers. They’re so high maintenance, they need five or eight guys just to keep their egos properly stoked. Does that sound fun to you?
If it does, you’re a man, so the first thing you wouldn’t do was hammer it down everyone’s throat. We get the fucking picture. You think you’re incredible. Now how exactly does that make you different from other women?
It doesn’t.
Where do women even get this shit? Do women think hanging around a bunch of pilots makes you a pilot? Do women who know mostly psychologists start charging by the hour to espouse their bullshit philosophies on life?
Women have no philosophies on life.
Women who have mostly male friends are just lazy. See, being friends with men is easy as ruining toast. Men are natural friendsters and that’s all there is too it. That’s why that myth about women not liking “nice guys” is so stupid. All men are nice. We’re like fucking Sesame Street.
Women are horrible friends. Actually, that’s the reason women hate sports. They’ve turned the act of being friends into a sport all on it’s own — a Bloodsport. It’s got winners and losers, consequences, and it’s as competitive, cut-throat, and bloody as boxing, hockey fights, and stabbing someone in the gut all rolled into one. To women, friendship is a sport — a sport by jackasses, for jackasses.
Women who have mostly male friends are just quitters. Or lousy competitors. Whatever they are, they’re not better than other women like they repeat time and time again. That should be the first give away. They’re still got all the same lesserness than men of other women, except they couldn’t stand the heat of the kitchen, so they took their sorry ass into the man-den to nurse their wounds.
What are we going to do, kick them out? Please. Men have been propping women up for a hundred thousand years.
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Yeah, I know this, this is just rehashed old news we have here.
lol , little girls these days. Talking about single mothers ?
Maybe if you had some responsibility to not let a man fuck you without a condom. YOu wouldnt be a single mother , Oh its ok go get an abortion. women are pathetic
doubt , You’re a great man
Does dick have a college degree ? this guy is really smart and gets his point across in a very intellectual manner. I mean fuck
To Doubt
*Handclap*
This is just horrible!!! It makes me vomit!!
Being friends with a woman is one of the most pathetic things I can think of actually. Brilliant writing here!!
@ Doubt. — Someone please, oh please give that Man a fucking cigar!
- Sgt. Reyes
Note: for those who do not have jizz for brains, I have posted this in the teen mommies section. The little girly-girls can look, too. After all, it seems they fail to grasp the fact that visiting a website does not make them ‘the leader of hacking sites.’ How long has it been since that bitch talked about fags and dicks, 6 months?
How could I ever learn so much from so few words that say so little? Oh, right, you’re a stupid little toenail-painting, whore-paint-smearing, blame men for the fact that you’re a frigid bitch who can not cum girly-girl.
Yeah, interesting that this applies equally to both of you - that’s right, you’re just another defective sex toy in a used-up fuck box, whore!
youre gay and you know it ..are you mad bacause woman get all the man ..and you have to fuck whats left….baaa baaa poor thing..or is it so little that noone wants to play with you..
Holy shit, three western whores who are perfectly different! But I thought that one or two of you bitches was ‘not like all of the other stupid, ignorant girls.’
So… would you kindly remind me why I would not want to push you off my boat? Oh, I have a small Dick?
*Splash*
No free ride for you! Let’s backtrack for a second…
For a bitch who has been proven wrong, you sure do keep your jaw flapping. And exactly what do you plan to accomplish by whining and crying about this site to people who couldn’t care less if you decided to play chicken with a train tell US about YOU? Self-absorbed, self-centered, repulsive personality - just a typical girly-girl who never earned a thing in her life. You may notice I showed the mathematical equations at work. And to think that you kept at it. Oh well, I suppose the stupid American bitch has something else to do now. I liked the whole ‘losing faith in American men’ too. I can’t remember which trannie whore wrote that, but it shows a fuck load of ingenuity. Hell, maybe one day you bitches can build your own rocket to the moon. Oh, and if you’re planning on moving overseas and seeing how they treat girly-girls there, you can read through this before giving me a lecture about how much more a sheltered white girl knows about the world than we do. http://www.singleabroad.com/articleasia.html Hahahahaha! You’re dumb as fuck, so there’s no fucking way your dirty, pasty, chunky self could ever compete with a slender Asian whore who would:
1. Shut up
2. Sit down
3. Leave the next morning
So far, transsexual bitches like Michelle with her little abortion fetish aren’t really discouraging men from getting a broader perspective on exactly what a normal woman is. Let me reiterate: Yes, yes I would rather have a hollow shell of a girly-girl with D cups WITHOUT the vendetta against men. Sorry, whores, if you’re dirty, fat, or too stupid, you just don’t make the cut of how a normal person should act. And the most plausible explanation thus far is: You lose, slut! It turns out that knowledge is never dangerous for anyone except those who profit from ignorance! Without your petty little pussified society and laws privileging the stupid whore, you have nothing.
Now, let’s look at some other evidence:
Don’t fuck around with the rest of her message, I just had to read the first part to realize that she’s introverted and stupid like any other pasty little girly-girl.
If you go to a library and analyze the information given at the chart right at the bottom HERE:
http://christianparty.net/sfh.htm
you will find that it falls in accordance with the information offered. It is not questionable - if you cared so much about proving us wrong, you would go to a fucking library. But this is a stupid little girly-girl - she’s the kind of bitch who cries, screaming about how somehow she has a right to marry a man for his money but then a man is sexist for not marrying her ugly, fat ass. Well, let’s see, are you intelligent? Well, you have to constantly insist on your superiority but no.
Moving on, because our little whore is having trouble with comprehension, I will prove her wrong:
In accordance to the Texas juvenile prison records:
% Prison Population % of All Families Factor Relative to 2-parent Household
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Single Mother Household 75% 26% 2.9:1 9.3X
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Single Father Household 1% 6% 1:6 0.5X
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Read:
YEAH, BITCH, YOU’RE WRONG - NOW EAT SHIT AND DIE, CUNT, YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG AND IT’S IN YOUR FAT FUCKING FACE!
Ya know what would make you shut up? My cock in your mouth. Don’t try to breathe out your mouth, you’ll choke ;D
http://www.myfreegraphics.com/images/fulls/fat-girls-give-the-best-hea d.0.jpg
Want to prove me wrong? Pull up some census data, cockmongling whore. Won’t that feel good? Proving me wrong with facts, not just talking about how the fact your boyfriend titfucked you last night somehow makes you better than me?
Now, I know for a fact that she did not check the site or else she would have attacked the source for the fact that they have a few outrageous things out there. However, once again, that is not the way you question statistics. The only way to fight statistics is with additional statistics, complete with a reputable source and… oh, wait, I’m talking to a self-centered cunt who would see a man beaten to death if it made her look like less of a whore. For the rest of us, I’m going to slowly but surely pull out that wild card I’ve kept pressed against her eyeballs. I hope this doesn’t catch her by surprise.
I would love to directly quote the census, but then for some reason sociology reports these days seem bad at giving plain numbers and charts, but rather twisting things out so that ‘camwhore mother’ becomes ‘hitting the streets to feed her children’ and all of the other mental-masturbation bullshit you whores gobble up.
Who raised them? See, you need to accept the fact that you’re just mediocre scum, just like any rich white camwhore slut.
What does all of this mean? Well, all of the girly-girls I have quoted can be summed up in this simple article:
It really is ridiculous that you fail to see such blindingly obvious FACTS. Not opinions, little bitch, FACTS. We differ on our political views, but this is like the fact that the earth is round - you can’t make a logical argument against it. I mean, I know that you think you know a lot - you’re basically too stupid or too self-obsessed to step back and see how mediocre you are - but really, you can’t see how absurd it is for some platform-sandal-wearing 17-year-old schoolgirl to talk about manhood and masculinity as though she knows shit about anything outside of her sheltered existence? You aren’t funny. You don’t ‘rib’ people, you just piss them off with your lame, overused small dick jokes. You notice how your audience isn’t cheering for you? There are many different people here from many different backgrounds, and even differing political views. However, we share the fact that we are well-educated in our opinions - hence the only way you, in your ignorance, know to counter them is to devolve a logical argument into a series of childish insults. You then proceed to contradict yourself by attacking our maturity and once again using ignorance as an excuse for cruelty. Do you notice how no one seems to learn anything about themselves from your own emotional beliefs about them, and yet they seem to learn so much about you? According to you, I am homosexual, I am homosexual because I feel that society treats homosexual men better than straight men, have small genitalia, wish I was a girl to the same extent that you wish you were a man, I am mentally inferior to you, and have never had any positive sexual experience whatsoever in a single day of my life. You do not devote a single sentence of explanation to back up those claims. However, I know that you sound just like the other stupid whores who pester us on our site. You are emotional, vacant, and impatient. When I say you are emotional, I mean that you rarely use logic in your thinking but rather use the same type of egotistical viewpoint a three-year-old uses. You are also self-obsessed and boastful, both flaws of the character. You frequently flaunt your self-proclaimed superiority and achievements as backing for your illogical personal attacks. Of course, those are just a few of the observations about you. Pretty much, you have every negative personality trait I can think of at the moment. You have probably suggested suicide to someone not as a joke, but rather as just a vacant uttering of your own selfishness. I mean, if you don’t like one thing about him, what right does he have to live? However, you undoubtedly frequently threaten personal bodily harm to those who can not help but to unconditionally love you in one form or another. Perhaps through your promiscuity, the vacant, attention-whoring way you dress, or your excessive compensation of your body and the current social privileges allowed for short, effeminate little girly-girls for actual wit and talent. You also undoubtedly find your sexual habits define very much about who you are. If you are a virgin, your stress it indefinitely, as though not putting out after being paid to do so somehow makes you superior in mind and body than a girl who upholds her promise. If you dress like you want to be fucked, you’d better be planning on getting fucked tonight. Otherwise, you’re just teasing and manipulating men who, through social conditioning, have been taught to believe that some ungrateful whore like you is all they have to settle for. And then you bitches complain about men stalking you. Really… and is the whole ‘convince men that they are already rapists’ mentality working out so well for you little girls? I mean, if we’re already damned beyond salvation, then we’ll most certainly straighten our act out. Typical feminist brilliance at its shittiest.
Now suck my dick.
Always harping on the same stupid accusation. It’s cool JollyMolly. We hear this one all the time.
Why is it that women come on this site to toss around senseless insults rather than argue/debate about anything sensible at all? If you don’t agree with it give a valid argument back. Oh I’m sorry; valid, sensible, intelligent: words lost to a woman. A woman’s sensibility?
Fucking please!
So, JollyMolly; can you make sense? Ever? No of course not. You’re a woman.
- Sgt. Reyes
Interesting
so.. dick.. do you get laid….ever?
I have to be blunt about this article Dick. It was a load of BULLSHIT! I do not have guy friends to feel better about myself and I don’t brag to my girl friends that I have mostly guy friends…I don’t really think about it really. Yah, guys make me laugh more, and I enjoy laughing, but the girl friends i do have also make me laugh.
If anything having a guy friend makes me more aware of what I am doing stupid. Guy Friends do not point out your best points. In fact guy friends make fun of you when you do something stupid. I doubt that is the type of attention women want. But of course, you are the expert on us aren’t you? *sarcastic smile*
@sonyad:
(1) Personally? No. But I can make a great batch of chocolate chip cookies. If you’re interested, you can look for an abstract by Y. Ismail on the topic.
(2) Cosmologist. Cog in a big wheel. Not in charge of the budget. Oh, and did I mention ‘past tense’?
(3) Quantum gravitation / string theory / supersymmetry / M theory are all popular topics in the media. Truthfully the wheels grind pretty slowly; it’s been 30+ years since anything truly new has been proved. If someone proves the Higgs Boson, I’m sure it will be in all the papers.
If you’ve a true interest in particle physics, check out CERN on the interweb. Heh.
You don’t get a fucking genious badge for that!
That’s like drinking/eating almost-curdled milk picked from a batch of curdled-milk cartons and saying it tastes “Fucking Good!”
No, it’s still curdled milk. A girl with a shred of dignity is still a girl nonetheless. More importantly, she may look okay compared to the weaker half of the population, but she’s mediocre compared to the other half.
1. Have you managed to model a solar system with relativistic gravitation yet?
2. How many billions of dollars more will it be till you realise you can’t prove universal granularity but accept that it must exist.
3. What’s the latest ‘proof’ for quantum gravitation?
So, it’s not just me. Glad to hear someone endures the way that I do.
@Sam Adams: Perhaps it helps women in challenging jobs to be more focused; I haven’t once wondered about your endowments.
Cheers.
@e v i l e d d y:
“As of July 1st 12 noon, the woman who finds the most spelling mistakes on this website, made by yours truly, will be given her choice of $50 or I will purchase a video game for a starving child. I’ll leave the choice up to her, so I think we all know which she’s going to pick.”
DM himself addressed the women who are prohibited from his site.
@e v i l e d d y: Same here. I prefer conversation with men rather than women, for exactly the reason you describe.
@ Dr Z: You’d be the exception. My brother’s an astrophysicist who hates research. He teaches at a local college and loves every part of it except grading. I enjoy having him explain, say, Gaussian distribution, over beers because he does it so well and he’s very enthusiastic. (He actually has a chalkboard in his back yard near the grill that he uses for party games and discussions of this sort.) I would probably enjoy listening to you explain the nature of quasars, but in all likelihood I would start imagining what you look like naked after a few minutes. That’s not meant to detract from your intellectual prowess or conversational talents. I’m sure you know by now that MOST men do that because it’s part of our nature. (Even now, I’ve been writing this for about 10 minutes and have wondered several times how you’re endowed.)
Which is exactly why friendships between men and women who are not married to each other are difficult.