Women Would Vote for Hitler
A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.
Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.
Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.
How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?
Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?
Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.
The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.
Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.
But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.
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April 22nd, 2008 at 5:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: ada3dffc55235
Maybe no one told you Hitler was a man…?
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 7df871ec47ee7
You claim in another of your articles (10 reasons why men are better than women, point Two) that men created marriage and that it has turned out well. You directly contradict yourself in this statement.
Further, Women historically voted in greater numbers for the centre party than any other in the 1928-1933 period. Men Voted originally for a variety of parties, before ultimately having a greater swing towards Hitler’s leadership of the NSDAP. Thus, men were the greater contributing factor in hitler’s rise to power
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 7df871ec47ee7
you both sound like retards. Man up and get the fuck over it
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:14 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Can you teach us all how to “man up”?
I mean since you’ve been here 10 minutes and have no clue what you’re talking about.
April 24th, 2008 at 7:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: c6b236d0d5588
This guy needs to die. SLOOOW PAINFUL TORTURE, BY A WOMEN TOO!
April 24th, 2008 at 7:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
She’s just butthurt.
April 24th, 2008 at 8:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Is there ever a time that a manhole isn’t too emotional to think?
April 27th, 2008 at 6:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 94dca62951e07
Same gender as anyone who does anything.
April 27th, 2008 at 7:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: f5342f0be1106
This is one of the dumbest websites I’ve ever been to, if the number one reason that men are better than women is that men posses a penis then doesn’t that mean you’re gay? This faggot and every faggot in here needs to stick a cock in their mouths and make sure to swallow since I’m sure it would hurt them greatly to know they wasted any of their precious man juices. You’re a bunch of ignorant morons and you’re probably so hateful because you’re all whiney little bitches who got you’re feelings hurt once and now the whole worlds gotta cry with you so you can feel better. Poor babies, poor babies. Why don’t you go rub eachothers balls and snow ball with eacher other. I bet you’re dicks are all little toothpicks so the only way to feel like a real man is to call yourself a man again and again.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
You seem to know an awful lot about homosexual practices.
April 28th, 2008 at 2:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: f1a76376cde7b
See I find this so funny. yes i am a girl, however i agree some women should not be able to vote. Key word there being vote. I’m not gonna lie there are so pretty stupid men out there! you know the kind i’m talking about, the rednecks who don’t know the diffrenece between votaire and faulkner. Then there are the poor white trash who couldn’t ever manage to pass 3rd grade math! so if women can’t vote cause they are to stupid, or can’t make rational logical desicions, than men also should not be able to vote.
April 30th, 2008 at 5:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 807a7e51c4bf3
hitler’s the only good male that ever lived. The rest of them should be castrated
April 30th, 2008 at 6:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Adolf Hitler believed that women were both biologically and intellectually inferior to men. According to Hitler, women were sub-human animals who were designed to breed for the superior male. Interestingly enough, he was also completely sexually impotent; he was physically incapable of consummating the marriage he contracted with Ms. Braun. In addition, he also had a sexual fetish for urolagnia or being daily pissed on by some woman’s frigid cunt.
In short, Hitler was a moron (though a great orator) and only a moron would idolize that badly written piece of prose surreptitiously titled “Mein Kampf.” Only a woman (mostly morons) could possibly see anything in the character of that pissed off little Austrian lance-corporal. Friedrich Nietzsche was a much more inspirational voice for entire generations to come and his great masterpiece, “Also Sprach Zarathustra,” was much better written than that illiterate piece of rubbish called “Mein Kampf.”
May 1st, 2008 at 12:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 9fca22e685283
She obviously would vote “kill or savegly beat anyone who doesn’t agree with me”
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:42 am - IP Man-Hash: ce2ebdfaba24d
Dick is right! Women should not have the right to vote. Women do not vote for political views, instead they vote for whoever the cuter candidate is. Hillary will probably win because women will vote for her just for the mere fact that she is a woman. Not her political views.
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2a495e47f1263
yeah of course thats it well done jim u have us all figured out
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2a495e47f1263
are you actually saying that aldolf hitler is great what is wrong with you really? he was a mass murderer who killed men and women he was insane yes he was very powerful but thats it he was crazy
May 3rd, 2008 at 7:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: da5eef8ca71bd
What a dumbshit. She thinks somebody gives a shit about what a defective fuckbox sputters out of her windhole.
May 4th, 2008 at 9:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6165e1f018c27
I clicked this one hoping for a logical argument without swear words all over the place. But no… and that’s too bad, too, because you could have made this a convincing article if you’d gone into Nazi policies or Hitler’s personal beliefs and promises. Hell, I could write a more convincing article.
Feeding the Attention Whore is fun.
May 5th, 2008 at 11:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7580f87dec6e7
It’s saddening to me that the majority of women who do post here are unable to do so in a logical, intelligent way. It just furthers what is being said in the articles.
Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, I have a statement or two. I would not vote for Hitler. The acts that the Nazi party committed during the Holocaust were atrocious and unthinkable. And I know a good deal about World War II. It’s entirely too fascinating. History is an amazing thing which ought not be forgotten lest we repeat the mistakes of the past. As for voting now? They’re all liars. And yes, I am including the woman! For the most part, the only campaigning I see for candidates is something along the lines of, “Don’t vote for him! He’s bad!” Instead of “If elected, I will…”
A good deal of women know nothing about politics. However, it’s more so in the new generation. The education system is failing drastically. (Don’t get me started on No Child Left Behind.) No one is taught how to vote or how to make informed decisions. Women and men alike are politically ignorant. If the situation doesn’t improve, Big Brother will be watching.