Women Would Vote for Hitler

A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.

Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.

Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.

How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?

Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?

Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.

The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.

Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.

But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.

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Comment by Anonymous
2010-03-17 16:23:20 - IP Man-Hash: 0f8ebc7c627eb

Bravo, you just succeeded in taking another step towards being assassinated. Your gonna take it to far one of these days, and someones gonna snap.

Comment by Watcher.
2010-03-18 00:47:13 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Assassinate? What a women becoming an assassin?

Impossible – they’re too clueless.

“Oh darn! I forgot the ammo thingy”

or

“Oh no! I’ve broken a nail pulling back the bolt”

 
 
Comment by DMH
2010-03-16 14:45:04 - IP Man-Hash: d8300d8c9138b

For mancake:”who let this bitch out of the kitchen and onto a computer?”

Mancake.. you did state that men were better than women …sooo you just switched places with her right? Men can do it better.. right?..Remember to make sure you have the right ratio of soap to water.. BTW.. do not overcook the roast..350 degress for 1.5hrs and sweet tea must be brewed fresh.. Thanks mancake. Just think about it.. a computer is like typing and who did the typing back in the day.. women right.. so you just switched places.

 
Comment by DMH
2010-03-16 14:37:08 - IP Man-Hash: d8300d8c9138b

To mancake: “you fail at understanding our motives. We like women. Actually we just like their vaginas, but the point is, we don’t want to eradicate them, just put them in their place, i.e. the kitchen and the bedroom.”
The same goes for the women but we want you in your place as well.. (fixing the car making sure that it is functional and not to exceed $200.00 budget”be creative”, building a shed from scratch so do not use precut kits from LOWES, mowing the grass,trimming the shrubs, fixing up the house interior and exterior including a new roof after 10 years, sex whenever we ask for it, flushing the toilet, repaving the driveway, put in a gravel walkway.. lay down marble tiles in the kitchen you know etc.. the list goes on
and but you can do that all in a month’s time..

 
Comment by DMH
2010-03-16 14:27:15 - IP Man-Hash: d8300d8c9138b

For J: ““gurls like this end up eating other gurls shit” yeh, there seems to be allot of those ‘gurls’, & many of them are on the internet, great viewing.
fact: Hitler only had 1 testicle. what happend to the other? he dissagreed with his wife.”
LOL.. Now that is a good one.. I could not stop laughing J.. That was quick witted of you.. good one.

 
Comment by DMH
2010-03-16 14:21:43 - IP Man-Hash: d8300d8c9138b

To anna: “hahaha why is everyone taking this so seriously? this site is obviously the work of a satirist and frankly, its hilarious :P”

I have to agree that it is funny but nobody seems to be posting until after 5:00..oh well I know it is a school night.

 
Comment by DMH
2010-03-16 14:20:03 - IP Man-Hash: d8300d8c9138b

ND stated “It was a mistake to give women the vote.
Women and weak men voted in both Clinton and Bumma.
Neither one of those guys had any balls. Women vote emotionally, and history shows their patterns of weak decisions.Fuck women, don’t let them vote.

Really ND.. did not know that.. obviously we are not in the 1800-1900s so your point is off. “Women vote emotional and history has shown that”.. like how please explain your point but add facts to ensure you prove your point or it is considered a bias attempt. Do not add testimonials because that is not considered fact only opinion.

 
Comment by DMH
2010-03-16 14:13:07 - IP Man-Hash: d8300d8c9138b

For Studley: “My gf is much worse than Hitler. She wants to get a Pomeranian, a stinky, yappy little Pomeranian, then neuter one of us, not sure which.”

Well it could not be you..LOL Now how is your girlfriend worse than Hitler? and how long have you two been dating? I know she can not be that bad or you would not be with her.

 
Comment by DMH
2010-03-16 14:10:09 - IP Man-Hash: d8300d8c9138b

“Remember satire needs to be based on truth to work” commented by watcher
Let’s take a moment here.. truth or opinion… there are always 2 sides if not more to every statement. We see all these statements about the opposite sex being (from both party lines) in the “right”. But all in all.. it is the individual.. how that person thinks and reacts and how do they treat other people. I see all these statements about how men are better than women but again “bad apples in every barrel” in all sexes. Poor Raj7.. Sorry to hit a nerve. Just explaining the basics of life..

 
Comment by DMH
2010-03-16 14:00:07 - IP Man-Hash: d8300d8c9138b

For Raj7 :”I am young and am not married, I have learnt from other men’s mistakes of getting married too quickly and getting manipulated easily. You are the one that assumes feminist, I know and am still learning.”

Nobody forces anyone to marry. You either say “no” or “yes”.It just plain and simple. Individuals must have the courage to say the answers, both men and women. Ultimately you make the choice and follow it through. It is always good to learn. There is nothing wrong about that. Try not to be uptight about life and relationships.

 
Comment by anna
2010-03-11 17:19:04 - IP Man-Hash: 13edb1f9ae51e

hahaha why is everyone taking this so seriously? this site is obviously the work of a satirist and frankly, its hilarious :P

Comment by Watcher.
2010-03-11 17:54:02 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Remember satire needs to be based on truth to work.

 
 
Comment by Studley Doright
2010-03-07 18:13:15 - IP Man-Hash: 3c88b4e87e48e

My gf is much worse than Hitler. She wants to get a Pomeranian, a stinky, yappy little Pomeranian, then neuter one of us, not sure which.

 
Comment by kevin
2010-03-04 10:27:20 - IP Man-Hash: c1f20c4661042

nice irrelevant analogy!!!!

 
Comment by anonymous
2010-02-28 21:17:01 - IP Man-Hash: ecd41e90d084b

Couple of points which I would like to add……….to what Studioline has
said so far…………………..

1. MAKE A WIMMIN DEPEND ON YOU FAR MORE………..THEN YOU GET
TO DEPEND ON WIMMIN………………

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO DRILL THE SIMPLE NOTION INTO BITCH’S
HEAD THAT WHILE YOU ARE INDISPENSABLE TO HER………..FOR YOU
SHE IS PERFECTLY DISPENSABLE………..THAT MEANS YOU ARE FAR
MORE WORTHY TO HER………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU………..

IN SIMPLE TERMS IT MEANS SHE STANDS TO LOSE FAR MORE FROM
THE RELATIONSHIP IF IT BREAKS DOWN THEN YOU STAND TO LOSE
& THE WIMMIN GAINS FAR MORE FROM THE RELATIONSHIP THEN YOU
GAIN FROM IT.

THIS HAS TO BE UNDERSTOOD IN PROPER CONTEXT……………

YOU DON’T MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE TO HER BY SENDING
HER UNENDING STREAM OF BOUQUETS, BOOKING MOVIES &
RESTAURANTS,GOING ON SHOPPING & WORLD TOUR WITH HER &
CATERING TO ALL THE UNNECESSARY WANTS,DESIRES OF BITCH WIMMIN & NEITHER YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY
MARRYING A HIGH SALARIED BITCH & PLAYING THE ROLE OF MALE
HOUSEWIFE BY INVOLVING YOURSELF IN HOUSEHOLD CHORES &
RUNNING TO SUPERMARKETS ON GROCERY ERRANDS………..

YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY PLAYING THE ROLE OF
HUNTER GATHERER & PROTECTOR………………CALL IT ALPHA MALE,
EGOCENTRIC MALE, CHAUVINIST MALE……..OR WHATEVER NAME
FOR THAT MATTER……………….THE TRADITIONAL MALE ROLE WHICH
MEN HAVE PLAYED FOR EONS……………

FACE IT GUYS & WRITE IT IN GOLDEN WORDS SOMEWHERE…………A WIMMIN LOVES A MAN WHO PLAYS THE ROLE OF LEADER. A MAN WHO
PLAYS THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN & STEERS THE BOAT OR SHIP………

HOWEVER HARD THE FEMINIST BRAINWASHED PIG BITCHES MIGHT
TRY TO CONVINCE YOU, DETRACT YOU…………….THE GOLDEN TRUTH

IS NO…NO.. WIMMIN RESPECTS/SHOWS REGARD/FEARS A MAN WHO
ABDICATES/ABSCONDS THE ROLE OF LEADERSHIP & HANDS IT TO
A WIMMIN.

FACE IT GUYS…………….THE MAN COMMANDS RESPECT ONLY WHEN
HE ASSUMES/PLAYS THE ROLE OF BOSS. IF THE FEMINIST BITCH
HARPS ON EQUALITY SHIT………..MUTUAL RESPECT & OTHER CRAP
CRAP………BLAH BLAH……….SHE IS OPENLY LYING…………THE
TRUTH IS SHE WANTS TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOU & BECOME YOUR
BOSS……………..THAT IS THE TRUTH GUYS…………

THE FACT IS YOU COMMAND RESPECT…………..YOU DON’T DEMAND
IT & IT IS NOT HANDED OVER TO YOU BECOZ YOU WANT IT.

{{FUNNY HOW MANY FEMINIST PIG WIMMIN COME OVER HERE & PUT IT AS A
MATTER OF FACT THAT MAN = WIMMIN ,SO MUTUAL RESPECT……..
SO MAN SHOULD RESPECT WIMMIN & WIMMIN RESPECTS MAN & BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…………….FUCKING BS.}}

TO COMMAND RESPECT………YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF FAR MORE WORTHY TO A BITCH………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU……..

TELL THAT FUCKING BITCH………EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE INVOLVED
IN A REGULAR JOB, YOU HOPE TO SEE YOURSELF AS PRESIDENT OF
COMPANY 10-20 YEARS DOWN THE LINE OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T SEEM TO BE HEADING ANYWHERE 10 YEARS DOWN……..SAY YOU MIGHT
START YOUR OWN BUSINESS/COMPANY & BECOME ITS CEO……..

WIMMIN LIKE MEN WHO ARE AMBITIOUS OR AT LEAST HAVE A LONG
TERM PLAN………..

ALSO KEEP YOURSELF PHYSICALLY ACTIVE & FIT BY GOING TO GYMN SO THAT THE STUPID BITCH FEELS SHE IS HAVING A BODYGUARD TO
PROTECT HER………

2. MAKE A WIMMIN NEED YOU MORE THEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED HER…

TRY TO FULFILL A WIMMIN’S NEEDS/WANTS WHICH ARE LEGITIMATE
& RATIONAL BUT ON ONE CONDITION………..THE BITCH HAS TO WORK & EARN FOR IT IN A PROPER MANNER/WAY.

TO EARN IT, THE WIMMIN SHOULD FIRST TRY TO FULFILL THE NEEDS/WANTS/WHATEVER TASKS A MAN ASSIGNS TO HER.

IF A WIMMIN SEEKS TRUE LOVE/AFFECTION OR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION, SHE SHOULD BE TOLD TO EARN IT THE HARD WAY.

IN SEX A WIMMIN HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN TO SATISFY HER.
…………{{UNLESS THE WIMMIN HAPPENS TO BE A PORN STAR CAPABLE OF PYROTECHNICS)…………THE BITCH USUALLY LIES ON
THE BED LIKE A DEAD LOG & THE MAN HAS TO PUT IN ALL THE
PASSION & EFFORT TO AROUSE HER & KEEP THE SEXUAL ACT GOING
……………….THE CONTRIBUTION OF BITCH IN THE ACT IS USUALLY NIL………SO THE FUCKING BITCH HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN
TO KEEP GOING & SATISFY HER UNTIL & UNLESS THE BITCH HAS
EARNED THAT TREAT FROM MAN BY HARD WAY…………….UNTIL &
UNLESS THE MAN FEELS THE BITCH DESERVES IT………

ONE MORE POINT……………TO KEEP THE BITCH ON HER TOES, KEEP
HER ALWAYS GUESSING & NEVER ALLOW THE BITCH TO TAKE YOU
GRANTED AT ANY POINT IN LIFE…………..

Comment by mancake
2010-03-13 17:33:21 - IP Man-Hash: 0f06a83a8ec52

cool story bro

 
 
Comment by ND
2010-02-22 09:04:55 - IP Man-Hash: 4052c45cc5475

Can you imagine… that emotional little cunt votes.

 
Comment by ND
2010-02-22 09:04:00 - IP Man-Hash: 4052c45cc5475

Bitch, Hitler killed maybe 10 million Jews. Western women have killed TEN TIMES THAT NUMBER since 1973. Women who think babies are blobs are emotional wrecks and seek escape at the receiving end of a salt dispenser and suction wand.

Go suck a cock to completion, for once.

 
Comment by ND
2010-02-22 08:57:46 - IP Man-Hash: 4052c45cc5475

It was a mistake to give women the vote.

Women and weak men voted in both Clinton and Bumma.

Neither one of those guys had any balls. Women vote emotionally, and history shows their patterns of weak decisions.

Fuck women, don’t let them vote.

 
 
Comment by AlamosRock :D
2010-02-16 15:19:07 - IP Man-Hash: 951a4e734d3bc

Hitler is one of the examples of why women are better then men. So yeah vote for him to make society rethink on the nature of men. This artical is a epic fail.

Comment by Watcher
2010-02-16 15:23:55 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

You are an example of why men are better than women.

 
Comment by Harry
2010-02-16 15:54:41 - IP Man-Hash: d9add72814294

”Hitler is one of the examples”

Typical female thinking and behaviour. One man is a paedophile, all men are paedophiles. One man’s a wife beater, all men are. One man is a rapist, all men are. One man was hitler, all men are.

Comment by Violet Jovovich
2010-02-23 04:06:46 - IP Man-Hash: 1fc4536005c67

“Typical female thinking and behaviour. One man is a paedophile, all men are paedophiles. One man’s a wife beater, all men are. One man is a rapist, all men are. One man was hitler, all men are.”

Typical idiot thinking behaviour. Not men, YOU. One woman’s a whore, all women are whores. One woman thinks like this, typical women thinks like this. One woman slut, all women are sluts.

You are supporting a site that crushes ALL women, fuck-tard. and YOU think that women are typical because they comment something like, one man bad, all men bad. When YOU YOURSELF STARTED to agree to one woman bad, all women bad.

Don’t worry, am not bashing the whole male clan, just infants like you.

Hypocrite. You are such a fucking retard.

Go read a book.

 
Comment by Violet Jovovich
2010-02-23 04:07:24 - IP Man-Hash: 1fc4536005c67

You embarrass men

 
Comment by anonymous
2010-02-26 22:09:33 - IP Man-Hash: 50ed9ba00547a

Dear Harry,
Typical male thinking more like it.

What do you think this whole site is about ? Fucking wake up, this Dick person is calling women incompetent whores, who don’t have the right to vote simply because ‘we don’t know any better.’
‘One man was hitler, all men are’, one women sucks dick for a twenty, and what ? All of sudden the rest of the female population does as well ?
You Harry, are a hypocrite.

 
 
Comment by rournix
2010-02-18 04:10:28 - IP Man-Hash: c37ab5d3b1438

More women voted for hitler than men, sorry but its true.

Comment by anonymous
2010-02-26 22:10:12 - IP Man-Hash: 50ed9ba00547a

Because you were there and everything.

 
 
 
Comment by M>W
2010-02-15 21:10:59 - IP Man-Hash: b51386f8c9a44

I see

 
Comment by Jane
2010-02-14 06:20:19 - IP Man-Hash: d46785c517f05

I HATE MEN BECAUSE OF YOU DICK MASTERSON!!!!!! I WILL NEVER TRUST ANOTHER MAN EVER AGAIN. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU… AND I HAT FUCKING MEN

Comment by Dick Masterson
2010-02-14 10:48:55 - IP Man-Hash: 936b00273ca70

Anything that keeps you desperate hooker cunts off this site is fine with me.
I actually LOVE the woman……… till she makes me cum .Then she becomes useless of course.

 
Comment by Harry
2010-02-14 11:19:25 - IP Man-Hash: d9add72814294

She’ll never trust another man, not because of you. She found out her wallet catcher wasn’t good enough to snare a host and leech off of him. Keep up the good work Dick, what ever you’re doing. Time they learned, their feminist ignorance comes with a price.

OUR FREEDOM!

 
Comment by studioline
2010-02-14 12:03:42 - IP Man-Hash: 9d2089225581d

In fact…

gurls like this end up eating other gurls shit.

Comment by Harry
2010-02-14 12:16:28 - IP Man-Hash: d9add72814294

”In fact…

gurls like this end up eating other gurls shit.”

They might aswell, they can’t stop talking feminist shit, seems fitting they eat it too.

Comment by studioline
2010-02-14 12:26:46 - IP Man-Hash: 9d2089225581d

Exactly that’s the idea behind all the feminism trend – get women used to eat shit as ideology, then it seems a logical steap to actually DO it literally, so lesbos can shit into gurls mouths.

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Comment by J
2010-02-24 13:11:00 - IP Man-Hash: fad7f8117a50a

“gurls like this end up eating other gurls shit” yeh, there seems to be allot of those ‘gurls’, & many of them are on the internet, great viewing.

fact: Hitler only had 1 testicle. what happend to the other? he dissagreed with his wife.

 
 
Comment by Mary
2010-02-15 20:27:06 - IP Man-Hash: 689e94416a7db

One other thing I’d comment upon is that this woman is, obviously, extremely dramatic. I really hope that even if you consider women inferior, you don’t stereotype based on this one.

 
Comment by Mister Derp
2010-02-19 10:38:35 - IP Man-Hash: c35b8180e2ba5

You hat men eh? Proof women only care about clothes.

 
Comment by anonymous
2010-02-26 22:15:23 - IP Man-Hash: 50ed9ba00547a

Cannot believe how much of a dumb bitch this Jane girl is. Are you seriously going to reach the extremes with this, and never trust another man alive ?
I am a women, and I feel sorry for you, only because your letting yourself be emotionally effected by someone who is named Dick!
Suck it up, and stop exaggerating you lunatic.