Hitler was a MAN.
MEN voted Hitler into power.

Therefore your stupid little argument is totally invalid and stupid.

I’m a woman. I wouldn’t vote for Hitler. You cannot define me. You can’t say that all women are this and all women are that because for every bad thing you say about women you can say something equally as bad about men.

Oh and I took this quote from some idiot called john or something down there:

“Notice the completely unverified points and lack of citations. Notice the ceaseless personal attacks and broad, generalized statements. Notice the awful grammar and American grade-school level of spelling. All of these points taken together point to one thing:”

You can apply that same point to THIS STUPID WEBSITE!

ITS ALL LIES, MEN ACTING LIKE WHINY FEMINISTS.

IT’S NOT MALE Chauvinism

its the male version of FEMINISM.

And its just as ridiculous.

well Id say most of the things dick says paralell hitler, like killing women and such

Women suck sooo much

JESUS WAS A MAN!!!!
NOT A FEMALE
A MAN!!!!
but other then that this is sexcist

I’d just like to point out that it was men who voted Hitler into power to begin with. Futhermore, Hitler himself was a MAN.

So by all means, point out why women, hypothetically, would vote for Hitler. Just don’t forget that man himself already made that mistake.

but if it wasnt for men women wouldnt be here either

This is just fucking funny. There are so many ignorant pricks on here who think they are so much better than women. If it wasn’t for women you wouldn’t be here today. What’s this you say? Women are whores? Ha, okay… That makes your Mum a whore. Stupid, juvenile boys, grow up.

YOU ARE A FUCKIN BIG FUCKING ARSEHOLEE BURN IN FUCKING HELL

i would, mainly because he got shit done, not a fan of the whole holocaust thing though definitely would put him out of office before that happened

Some of what Dick says is true.

Some of it is partly true.

Some of it is nonsense,often backed up by fabricated data.

Most of it is amusing.

But what is bad about this site is the cynicism.

Cynicism and happiness do not go together.

Men, the right woman for you is out there. Believe she exists and pray you will meet her.

Hitler was charismatic and promised a future for Germany. No one anticipated what was about to happen. I mean, Hitler was one hell of a speaker. They didn’t know that it’d cause another world war and millions of deaths. I don’t blame ‘em for votin’ for him. Just like how if another Hitler came along, and we had the same circumstances Germany had after WWI, sure, he’d probably get voted in.

i’m a woman and i’m jewish… lol

#1 They try to talk about sex immediatly. As soon as you meet them via in person or online right away they start asking you sexual questions and ask what you like to do in bed. I feel like I need to start charging 1.99 a minute. Sex with you has gone from a distantly remote possibility to no chance absolutely zilch when this happens! I get your a guy and want to have sex as soon as possible. You don’t need to spell it out for me.

#2 They flatter insincerly. Somehow they they think telling you how awesome you are when they don’t know anything about you will increase there chances of getting laid. Also they will tell you they’re crazy about you/love you and anything else they imagine some poor niave girl would love to hear.

#3 They use their lame excuses to cheat. They site primal instincts as a reason for cheating and being a douche bag. They claim to have a mysterious and suspect drive to procreate the population of earths women with their seed. We used to be barbarians and live in caves. We also killed each other, men raped women, we wiped our shit with our hands, ect,. We have all evolved past this but men say it is still an instinct to lie and cheat.

#4 They don’t understand emotions. Men think emotions are weak and stupid. I think they’re just to stupid to understand them. It is fact that emotions are a higher brain function that evolved above our primal ape brain. Men say things are “stupid” they are to slow to understand. They’d much rather spend their life having meaningless sex and farting.

#5 They mean something one day then the next they don’t. Men can actually sometimes believe the outlandish bullshit promises they make, or mean they care about you, at the time they’re saying it. The next day, or next week they won’t even remember what they said to you if you bring it up.

#6 They’re followers of other men. They’ll spend their whole lives with a woman who takes care of them and who admirably deals with their selfish ways. But the minute another man grunts at them and says they’re being a pussy, they’ll turn on you and be an asshole to impress their guy buddy who still owes them that 200 dollars and slept with their high school girlfriend.

#7 They don’t appreciate anything. Save your mans life and be the slave of his dreams and they still won’t appreciate it or thank you. They’ll dump you for the next thing that walks by in a second if they’re not already cheating on you.

#8 They say women are gold diggers. Men only want to use women for sex yet complain women are only after their money. Every man I’ve ever met is a woman using whore and only 1 woman I’ve ever met was a gold digger. Even if it was true, why would they care?

#9 They cheat. Men are selfish. This is the real reason for their cheating. They only care about #1, themselves. You could be the greatest wife/girlfriend in the universe, the and the most beautiful person who ever lived and it wouldn’t matter. They’d still do it.

#10 They put you down. Men treat women like crap, but a standard tactic for them is to put a girl down for their hair, cooking, boob size, anything they can thing of as a reason for treating you like shit and somehow making it your fault.

#10 They don’t listen. They don’t understand most of what women say and they don’t care either. They could care less about your bad day at work, a guy who is harrasing you, your mother dying. They just want to defecate in the toilet and watch the game.

#11 They try to control you. Men are weak, slow, ect, so in order to feel empowered they try and lord over you, control you and have power over you. They will use any dirty tactic to keep you under their thumb and keep themselves from feeling like the inferior sex that they are.

#12 When they say sorry they don’t mean it. Come on ladies wake up. They only reason men apologize is if they’re worried about losing their nookie bag. Men are like deviant Catholics. They’ll tearfully tell you they’re sorry and then do the same thing an hour later.

#13 They enjoy bodily functions. Much on par with their base ape-like stupidity, men enjoy talking about, and hearing their shits and farts.

#14 They only care about your relationship when you’re going to leave. You can try and talk about and explain why they’re an asshole and need to stop in so many ways before you’ve finally had it. Suddenly when your out front with suitcases waiting for a cab they get out of their lazy apathetic stoop and try to get you to talk to them and convince you they actually care when they haven’t cared for months. When you go back, they will become the same old useless loser again. Usually within a few hours.

#15 They forget important moments. Men are dumb and selfish. I’ve said this before. They can remember play dates of their favorite teams from the present back to ‘69 but won’t remember your birthday when you’ve been married 20 years. Men do not care about you!

#16 Their egos. Men’s egos are as vast as space. This is why they’re always flirting to get attention, acting dominant, comparing themselves to other men and constantly seeking attention from strangers.

#17 They’re pedophiles. Men are all borderline pedophiles. Checking out teen, preteen and if it was accepted younger girls. They sexualize children in the media and love taking advantage and preying on young girls who haven’t figured out what they’re all about.

#18 They judge sluts when they’re all whores. They won’t marry a “loose woman” who sleeps around like they do and will call them sluts and use them for sex. Then they’ll want to marry a virgin after they’ve “sowed their oats” and slept with over 100 women.

#19 They want you to be their slaves. Men want women to cook and clean and take care of their lazy selves while they whine about taking out the trash or doing any housework at all.

#20 They don’t trust you. As much as men are lying whores, remarkably they don’t trust women who are much less so. They’re always sneaking and checking things out behind your back and accusing you of things they’re already doing.

#21 They won’t commit. Men are always looking for someone who doesn’t want them as much as their loving partner so they can prove how manly they are and lay them. Don’t be deceived by his excuses. Your man won’t commit because he’s just keeping you around while he’s on the lookout for something better. He will soon leave this new girl for someone better and so on. Men just want to sleep with different women to stroke their child-like egos. Men won’t commit because it means you’ll be able to get more justifiably angry at them when they cheat and leave you.

#22 They decieve. Men can look you right in the eye with a crocodile tear and tell you any sort of nonsense and its so believable you could give them an academy award. Its all bullshit don’t believe it.

#23 They’re different syndrome. Every guy will tell you he’s different or its all those other guys who are asshole or even agree and say men are pigs. They’re exactly the same and often worse than the honest pigs. When they pull this tactic run!

#24 They don’t fix shit! You’ll cook them a seven course dinner and slave away for them but how many times have you asked them to fix the fence or help you with a small task around the house? They’ll never get around to it. Keep waiting ladies.

#25 They take our jobs and make more money. Men have a history of repressing women since women are better than them in every way and their fear us. Men stick together and pay each other more and promote within their own group.

#26 The media. All the discusting over sexualization of women you see splattered all over TV is from men’s rule of the media. Women are told it is cool to act and dress like sluts. Men love to have sex with a variety of women because they’re selfish and love to watch non-stop TV which supports this fantasy.

#27 They’re unevolved. If there were no women men would likely still be swinging from tree to tree in the jungle. It is fascinating to women how so many of mens characteristics are so ape-like. Lack of higher emotions, warmongering, rapers, low intellect, driven by base needs. Women are more like humans and men are like apes.

#28 Fighting. Men love cockfights, bloody battles, violence, and war. Fighting is another way they express their base retarded selves, still imagining we’re in huts where the strongest man gets the most food. They haven’t yet realized the supermarket is a reality and the hunting days are over. Maybe in 1000 years they will catch up to where we are now.

#30 They only care about what you look like. Men seldom realize there is more to a person than how tight there ass is. You could be mother Theresa inside and they wouldn’t care if you looked below average. It is all 100 percent on the outside with men. Their goal is to get a trophy to show off to other vulgar males. They’re constantly berading you about your looks since this is all that matters to their dense, shallow minds.

#31 They’re heartless. Hitler, Attila the Hun, Vlad the Impailer. The most heartless cruel acts are orchastrated by men. No one can be a cold, heartless, or robotic as a man. It’s especially shocking to women who are capable of kindness and empathy.

#32 They love dogs for a reason! Ah, Man’s best friend. It is truly how they envision their dream woman. Subserviant, dumb, happy to see them no matter how much they smell, unable to talk, a slobbering mindless worm. Keep dreaming boys.

#33 They’re all gay. Men are all closet homosexuals. Which is why they’re always postrating and as acting as macho as possible. They hope other men won’t catch on but its the silent secret all men share.

#34 Acting Macho. Somehow they think acting tough makes them tough. When they’re just acting like children. The weakest of men roars the loudest.

#35 They’re competitive. Always trying to size up each others cocks, men are insecure around other men especially. They all know they’re all weak but have to try and outdo each other and belittle each other to feel better about it.

#36 They’re pro prostitution. Heck they’re the reason prostitution exists. Thousands of nasty pedophile men fly overseas to abuse impoverished children and have sex with them. Most women have been sexually abused by a man. (1 in 4) and continue this sad cycle of abuse by becoming prostitutes to be abused my more sick heartless men.

#37 They have sick fantasies. Two women at once? Sound familiar. It’s every dung slinging, unfaithful guys fantasy. Men are selfish and insecure. The more women the better they feel like a god.

#38 Most of them suck in bed. Wam Bam thank you ma’am. Men suck in bed, are to lazy for foreplay, last for less than 5 minutes and then complain when women get “headaches” because they can’t endure the torture of their crappy lovemaking. If a woman hates sex it is completely the mans fault. Many men are to lazy and selfish and could care less if the women enjoys it, so as long as they blow their load.

Uh… Dick, speaking of Hitler… your attitude toward women is the same as Hitler’s attitude toward the Jews.
Such an attitude, by the way, is caused by sexual insecurity (it’s true, ask any psychologist). Your rage toward women must be caused by your inability to please them in bed.
Love,
Tracy

Goodness! Compared to Hitler, women can be more oppressive! Have a look at this, it’s a comedy classic!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWjCkcAmzDc

what’s his problem with fascism? it certainly beats this freedom/democracy you pansies keep bragging about. i can’t understand people whining “oooh, hitler was mean, he sent people to concentration camps…”. what’s wrong with that? women rock and so does fascism!
sieg heil

Bring Your Wife to Dick,

Most husbands today suffer from their talkative wives. We, men, do not like to talk about silly issues, or ask silly questions. However, because some men still marry the inferior sex, they have to bear and bear this fact.

No, there is a solution. In a study we’ve made, we found out that the woman’s mouth is always active: If she doesn’t eat, she talks. That is, she talks just because there is nothing to eat. If there is no piece of cake, no banana, no chewing gum, or no Dick, she would talk. When you see a woman talking, just remember that this is a sign from their small brain that there is nothing to eat. She would be happy if you understand that message sent from her brain, and bring her to Dick.

On the other page, Top-Ten, I asked women a simple question, which should be just the simplest in their long journey to becoming equal to us. I asked them just if they can chase men. None have answered so far.

I wonder if they know what they talk about when they say they have become equal to men!

I wouldn’t waste my time and your time by asking them if they can invent something like the plane, for instance, because I know the answer. I just asked them that very very simple question.

So you all hate your mothers then?

P.S. Bob sucks donkey cock

I was in Iraq/Kuwait for one year and I noticed how different there society was to ours. There women didn’t speak back to the men or try to use them for money or attention. The men seemed to be the head of the household and there families were very structured and well behaved. While I was there as a soldier I saw how life could be in marriage and became very depressed when I compared it to how marriage is in the States. Our women are evil things. They don’t think before they open there mouths. They can’t give a good reply to anything Mr. Masterson has said about them. Most women just scream some nonsense about his dick being small and hang up afterwards like they’ve accomplished some great goal. All you did we prove you’re a fucking retard and he was right about you. LOL!!! Who cares about the size of his dick? He just said you’re too dumb to breath without being reminded by a man to do so. He just said you’re always looking for a way to get something out of a man because you’re too incompetent to do it for yourself. Women just respond with anger and stupidity. I have yet to see one that actually rebutted intelligently. I have decided not to get married in my lifetime because of this. My experiences with women have all ended badly because I couldn’t understand them and I wouldn’t give up my happiness to pamper grown women. I just wish more men would wake up and see women for what they are…useless.