Women Would Vote for Hitler
A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.
Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.
Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.
How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?
Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?
Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.
The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.
Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.
But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.
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Do the world a favour and rid the world of…yourself….
you are beyond shit, boy. :)
Watch your sorry mouth around a woman, RUNT……here’s hoping a good woman kicks your balls in up to your neck…..
Good suck off Daddy, boy and then go kill yourself. That’s right, the rest of the world thinks how your good momma does….you’re a piece of unnecessary shit.
Stupid MALE……run along now, GARBAGE. :)
You can’t even spell, you inferior piece of crud. Run along now, faggy boy…..continue being jealous, male.
Stupid prick….. :)
This site is a joke, right? I could never imagine a person who wasn’t molested, beaten and mentally abused as a child being able to create this site seriously. But being that Dick is such a big jokester, we know his shit has never been pushed in – it only comes out… and somehow gets published? Oh, wait! It’s all just a big, hilarious joke! One so great that Dick is actually a brilliant master mind in exposing the followers of this webpage for the kind of people they really are. He is writing his thesis on male behavior and this site is his research center.
The next segment of his research will have him delving into the pasts of his specimens. He will find out just how much of the wrong ingredients (violence, molestation, hatred, etc.) mixed with unfortunate personality traits (insecurities, temper, deviance, neuroticism, etc.) it will take to make the so-called “male chauvinist.” Stay tuned!
post under this was a response to alina
idiot
http://hoffstrizz.typepad.com/.a/6a0128773aba66970c0133f23140c6970b-80 0wi
STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME YOU STUPID BITCH
No women could even come close to the Greatness of that man.
HE IS OURS!
HEIL HITLER!
LOL that was the funniest thing I ever read XD.
http://www.misandryreview.com/misandry-review/2009/10/16/mens-rights-m ovement-launches-mrm-magazine/
New MRm downloadable magazine, try and read it fella’s
It’s very ironic how men here call femenists “femenazi’s” and they’re also worshipping hitler
very Very VERY Ironicly Funny
DemonLord17, lets start with:
“And by the way, the saddest thing about women is that they keep trying to prove these things wrong. Disagree? look at all these women replying to this. This means that women searched these things on the internet hoping to find one and say. “Your sexist!” “Men are dumb too!” “Women can do ANYTHING!”. I rest my case.”
If someone is going to say something stupid, someone is going to call them an idiot, it is the natural order and a means of progression in the world.
“They ate the apple from the tree and dammed us all.”
So a fictional book written by men puts us in a bad light, does this mean all men are trying too discredit and oppress females? No.
Men voted for Clinton as well, and Bush.
You may not be able to get the housework done and find time to vote, but than again you’re not a woman =P
ignore that comment
work on your grammar chick
Women should never vote. They ate the apple from the tree and dammed us all. Now they want a say in who should lead us. Women shouldn’t vote because Clinton was an idiot, but he was cute to women, so he was president. Women shouldn’t vote because they should be doing housework. The End
And by the way, the saddest thing about women is that they keep trying to prove these things wrong. Disagree? look at all these women replying to this. This means that women searched these things on the internet hoping to find one and say. “Your sexist!” “Men are dumb too!” “Women can do ANYTHING!”. I rest my case.
Yeah well if Hitler actually bombed the British airfields instead of London like his generals told him too….
No women could even come close to the Greatness of that man.
HE IS OURS!
HEIL HITLER!
F.Y.I. Hitler was HAWT! id rub my squeaky clean vag on his furniture any day. mmm. and i would only vote for him because he had nice shoes and money.
whoa! no way timmy? my mind = blown right now.
women and children too?!! fuck i would totally vote for that guy!!! count me and my two breasts in!! :D