Women Would Vote for Hitler
A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.
Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.
Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.
How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?
Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?
Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.
The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.
Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.
But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.
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Germany - mid 1700’s saw the advent of enlightened absolutism, advanced by a handful of highly educated monarchs, including Marie Therea.
The enlightened served the state by pushing for reform in the government in order to stamp out unequal treatment before the law and preserve rights and property.
and that’s the demise of those but-headed ravings about women and facism.
The “equal rights” movement for women has turned into hegemony. They don’t want equality, they want to be superior in terms of rights. And because of the sexist past, the idiot courts are going to give them it. They are fucking facists. It is ironic. They blame their problems on men, still imposing sexist shackles.
BULLSHIT. Femifacists simply stole the key. Men no longer tell women how to act, WOMEN DO. Men no longer set out lifestyles for women, WOMEN DO. Men do not cry if she does not comply, WOMEN DO. They are facist, Hitler sucking bitches.
Okay, first let me say that I’ve never seen this site before today and it’s kinda depressing… I wish I’d discovered it LONG before I got married! If my hooke… Umm, I mean: wife, were to see this (and she will since she’s ALWAYS snooping on the ‘net to make sure I’m not on a dating site or something) she’d be CERTAIN to threaten me with violence. I liked what you said about women being the first ones to hit during any dispute because I’ve never seen anything more accurate! Here’s the deal: Women KNOW they can get away with hitting a guy. A woman can hit a guy and it’s called “self-defense” but if a guy hits a woman it’s called “abuse” or “battery”. What a load of crap!!!! No one can tell me that a woman can’t infilict major damage either, especially with them damn claws they spend SO much time on!!! I’ve got a permanent scar from a woman raking her claws down my forearm. Anyway… I’m glad I finally discovered this site and will frequent it as much as I possibly can.
That’s quite strange, all the Irish guys I know are very decent people who know the value of hard work and respect other people’s opinions. I’ve rarely if ever heard any criticism of the US from Irishmen. Actually I once told an Irish lass that she had an American accent (as a Frenchman I confuse my accents quite often) and she seemed quite flattered. So sorry “Pixie” but please display your opinions as your own, don’t say they’re your country’s.
I think the current Irish gov is very competent, mainly because of the huge unemployment rate that used to be present in Ireland meaning only the most competent people could get jobs and are now in the highest positions of power. Heard that from an Irish MAN btw, I trust his opinion! More than the opinion of female-only tea parties who try and discuss politics based on their feelings.
My thoughts exactly Wolfe, maybe no man wants the job. It certainly is an unusual country with it’s ongoing war(hopefully finished) one end and it’s gourging on Eu subsidies on the other.
I’m not sure about the verb “pont”; presumably this is some Gaelic word with which I was previously unfamiliar.
As Dick says, a wee charming racist bit of bigotry. Nice one. What’s rather sad for Pixie is that the Irish in general, and the Scots-Irish in particular are arguably the single ethnic group most responsible for defining America.
And they defined it, of course, in reaction to, and rejection of what they’d fled from.
It’s rather sad, really, for a country to haemorrhage its best and brightest for centuries. I’m sure what’s left is very nice, and very capable of spending giant EU subsidies, but the fact that the lovely country of Ireland is reduced to having a sequence of very nice women “Presidents” does suggest something to the outside observer.
-wolfe
I’m upgrading this weekend, christianj.
That should fix a lot of it.
-Dick
Ah Yes the Irish laugh at America, what with our being the wealthiest country, and the LONE superpower and all our humanitarian efforts. How silly we must look and the Irish when they gave us…………..Sinead O’Connor……thanks for all your wonderful help to the world.
This spam is seriously starting to suck. Even more annoying than some females we get on here.
Pixie obviously has no idea what the fuck she’s talking about.
Overt racial prejudices. How impressive.
-Dick
Oh Yeah,the president of my great country is a women……so Dick…..I’m sure she knows a thing or two more than you.Haha *ponts at funny man*
Oh yeah…..I’m Irish and we all laugh at you Americans and think your stupid.Which you are….most of ya…but not all.
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA yeah they make me laugh too
Uncle Jim Bob,
What is wrong with you?
Strength and Honor
I originally posted here because you all seemed like that sort of people I like to make fun of. After seeing how incredibly seriously you all take yourselves I have only one thing left to say: Thank you for making me laugh. Now I will GET OF THIS SITE before I turn into one of you.
WELL DONE OLDONE YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED AND NOW WE WILL COURT YOUNG CHILDREN.
IBTY said: “However inspite of my penis, which I’m pretty sure is a lot larger than your’s…”
Ah yes, the “Small Schwartz” attack, employed on a continual basis by mother’s in-law, effeminate boys and feminazi’s. Thanks for the originality.
IBTY Said: “Go fuck yourselves.”
The superhuMAN agility needed for such a task makes this mechanically impossible, what a stupid suggestion and stupid people do make me so very angry.
now
GET OF THIS SITE
THE FAILURE OF THE VAGINA, POLITIK.
Iambetterthanyou said:
You do know that just because you say that women want to fuck you doesn’t mean that any do.
I agree.
You’re a very sad man.
I don’t agree at all, your OPINION actually has nothing to do with it, he could be the happiest man in the world, how do you know? Did Dr. Phil tell you that?
Also, on “gender confusion”, are you aware that some one can say something and not mean it to be taken completely literally? Amazing isn’t it.
Indeed I am thoroughly amazed by it, however when you attempt to insult people, use poor grammar, and then say that you are debating “logically”, you lose respect in my book.
And implying my dick is larger than your’s isn’t “obsession with sex” as you put it, just an simple insult because I don’t like you. When constructing a “logical arguement” using actual logic helps. Go fuck youreselves.
You’re absolutely right, it actually implies that you cannot form a concise or clear point of view without randomly insulting someone.
Strength and Honor
QED.
-wolfe