Women Would Vote for Hitler

A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.

Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.

Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.

How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?

Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?

Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.

The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.

Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.

But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.

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Comment by Arbalest
2008-07-08 12:04:48

studioline said:

Arbalest said:

Minus 100 points for thinking she was worth talking to.

No she was not and I knew that. I was the one worth talking too. She never knew a man who talked with her this way or told her what I did. Now she loves me and hates herself and she is trying to rationalize it that’s the opposite. But she said she knows about secondary rationalization, so she wont be able to fool herself. Now she at least knows that men actually exist and that was the point.

While I see where you’re going with that, I still think you’re giving her and women in general too much credit. Rational thought is not something women are generally capable of.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-08 12:03:57

Arbalest said:

Come on, you shouldn’t have wasted time on her pass the who started feminism bit. It was started by ol Rockerfeller who convinced women they were somehow neglected somehow and the whole movement got pushed by women like the sheep they are.

Yep, everyone can see for themself what feminism is, like she said I should be rightly sued for being a man.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-07-08 12:00:21

Come on, you shouldn’t have wasted time on her pass the who started feminism bit. It was started by ol Rockerfeller who convinced women they were somehow neglected somehow and the whole movement got pushed by women like the sheep they are.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-08 11:57:07

Arbalest said:

Minus 100 points for thinking she was worth talking to.

No she was not and I knew that. I was the one worth talking too. She never knew a man who talked with her this way or told her what I did. Now she loves me and hates herself and she is trying to rationalize it that’s the opposite. But she said she knows about secondary rationalization, so she wont be able to fool herself. Now she at least knows that men actually exist and that was the point.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-08 11:45:37

My case rested Bagle, Bye, Bye,

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-07-08 11:44:16

Minus 100 points for thinking she was worth talking to.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-08 11:42:00

bagel said:

studioline said:

I a Pole live in Poland.

Polish women are beautiful and hard working and nothing like what the men on this site describe. You don’t know how good you’ve got it.

Ok you see now ; what can you advise us men if we agreed to have an honst conversation and you can’t sustain it, even an honest conversation. And you are asking what’s our problem, cos you dont understand. It’s a rethorical question too.

And Im not being sarcastic here just honest.

Also read your sentence which I qouted above, and tell me what you notice. Ok Ill tell you. You notice the difference between polish women and thoese in the west. And the difference is in favor of polish women. You see they are more normal comparing to their western counterparts they are working and such. So how at the same tiime you can be saying that these men who notice same thing as you are doing wrong by noticing the same difference you are noticing???

 
Comment by bagel
2008-07-08 11:34:59

Oh ya! I forgot about your expertise with relationships. I wish there was someone on this site to laugh at this with but I guess by definition there isn’t. I’m out of here. You’re a simpleton, dear. Look that one up. And go easy on those imaginary ladies.

 
Comment by bagel
2008-07-08 11:31:50

studioline said:

@ B

Dont forget that Im the expert here.

Well I guess when it comes to Polish things you are more expert than me, but if you go to the US or the UK you are in for a big shock. Polish and Irish women are very conservative by comparison. Presumably it’s a Catholic thing. American women would not tolerate that kind of talk. They’d sue you. And rightly so. It’s primitive, frankly.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-08 11:30:53

@B

Ok so why our “honest” conversation must go so slow??? It’s rethorical question.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-08 11:25:47

Over 2U

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-08 11:23:06

What I represent as an expert in relatioships with women has nothing to do with my nationality.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-08 11:21:33

@ B

Dont forget that Im the expert here.

 
Comment by bagel
2008-07-08 11:14:08

studioline said:

I a Pole live in Poland.

I live in Dublin, Ireland. There are LOADS of Polish people here. I used to work with a Polish guy who didn’t think too much of women either but we ended up getting along very well. You’re crazy! Polish women are beautiful and hard working and nothing like what the men on this site describe. You don’t know how good you’ve got it.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-08 11:09:54

@B
Ok you need to spead up you typing a little. Remember you have agreed to be honest, so typing whithout planning what to say shoud be easy,

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-08 11:04:14

I a Pole live in Poland.

 
Comment by bagel
2008-07-08 11:02:08

Oh it’s just an expression. It just means officially female or definately female. I think it might have come from the McCarthy era- ‘card carrying Communists’ but I’m not sure about that. Where are you from?

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-08 10:58:08

bagel said:

Well now you’re going to ruin my fun and I’ll have to leave. I’m a card carrying female.

.

I knew that you are female and that’s why I asked you this question, and I was wandering if you choose “fun” or honesty.

Ok because english is my secong languague I did not understand what “card carrying” means, so what is it?

 
Comment by bola
2008-07-08 10:57:05

bagel said:

Well now you’re going to ruin my fun and I’ll have to leave. I’m a card carrying female.

But I’m just so amazed by this site. I haven’t done anything wrong to anyone. I mind my own business and I read and I collect records and watch old movies and I have lots of male friends and sometimes boyfriends who I have done nothing mean to nor have I allowed them to do so to me. This will be my last time on the site but now you guys be honest. Why should I be despised? What have I done wrong? Why are you so angry? I get along really well with men and none of the stuff you guys are describing is familiar to me at all.

War is hell.

 
Comment by bola
2008-07-08 10:52:52

bagel said:

Sigh! Actually I assumed everyone knew this stuff but I’ll go back to basics.

You can can sigh all you want. You should really respond to the challenges of your first rant, before you come in lay more of that stuff on us.

 
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