Women Would Vote for Hitler
A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.
Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.
Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.
How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?
Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?
Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.
The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.
Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.
But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.
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hahaha why is everyone taking this so seriously? this site is obviously the work of a satirist and frankly, its hilarious :P
Remember satire needs to be based on truth to work.
My gf is much worse than Hitler. She wants to get a Pomeranian, a stinky, yappy little Pomeranian, then neuter one of us, not sure which.
nice irrelevant analogy!!!!
Couple of points which I would like to add……….to what Studioline has
said so far…………………..
1. MAKE A WIMMIN DEPEND ON YOU FAR MORE………..THEN YOU GET
TO DEPEND ON WIMMIN………………
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO DRILL THE SIMPLE NOTION INTO BITCH’S
HEAD THAT WHILE YOU ARE INDISPENSABLE TO HER………..FOR YOU
SHE IS PERFECTLY DISPENSABLE………..THAT MEANS YOU ARE FAR
MORE WORTHY TO HER………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU………..
IN SIMPLE TERMS IT MEANS SHE STANDS TO LOSE FAR MORE FROM
THE RELATIONSHIP IF IT BREAKS DOWN THEN YOU STAND TO LOSE
& THE WIMMIN GAINS FAR MORE FROM THE RELATIONSHIP THEN YOU
GAIN FROM IT.
THIS HAS TO BE UNDERSTOOD IN PROPER CONTEXT……………
YOU DON’T MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE TO HER BY SENDING
HER UNENDING STREAM OF BOUQUETS, BOOKING MOVIES &
RESTAURANTS,GOING ON SHOPPING & WORLD TOUR WITH HER &
CATERING TO ALL THE UNNECESSARY WANTS,DESIRES OF BITCH WIMMIN & NEITHER YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY
MARRYING A HIGH SALARIED BITCH & PLAYING THE ROLE OF MALE
HOUSEWIFE BY INVOLVING YOURSELF IN HOUSEHOLD CHORES &
RUNNING TO SUPERMARKETS ON GROCERY ERRANDS………..
YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY PLAYING THE ROLE OF
HUNTER GATHERER & PROTECTOR………………CALL IT ALPHA MALE,
EGOCENTRIC MALE, CHAUVINIST MALE……..OR WHATEVER NAME
FOR THAT MATTER……………….THE TRADITIONAL MALE ROLE WHICH
MEN HAVE PLAYED FOR EONS……………
FACE IT GUYS & WRITE IT IN GOLDEN WORDS SOMEWHERE…………A WIMMIN LOVES A MAN WHO PLAYS THE ROLE OF LEADER. A MAN WHO
PLAYS THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN & STEERS THE BOAT OR SHIP………
HOWEVER HARD THE FEMINIST BRAINWASHED PIG BITCHES MIGHT
TRY TO CONVINCE YOU, DETRACT YOU…………….THE GOLDEN TRUTH
IS NO…NO.. WIMMIN RESPECTS/SHOWS REGARD/FEARS A MAN WHO
ABDICATES/ABSCONDS THE ROLE OF LEADERSHIP & HANDS IT TO
A WIMMIN.
FACE IT GUYS…………….THE MAN COMMANDS RESPECT ONLY WHEN
HE ASSUMES/PLAYS THE ROLE OF BOSS. IF THE FEMINIST BITCH
HARPS ON EQUALITY SHIT………..MUTUAL RESPECT & OTHER CRAP
CRAP………BLAH BLAH……….SHE IS OPENLY LYING…………THE
TRUTH IS SHE WANTS TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOU & BECOME YOUR
BOSS……………..THAT IS THE TRUTH GUYS…………
THE FACT IS YOU COMMAND RESPECT…………..YOU DON’T DEMAND
IT & IT IS NOT HANDED OVER TO YOU BECOZ YOU WANT IT.
{{FUNNY HOW MANY FEMINIST PIG WIMMIN COME OVER HERE & PUT IT AS A
MATTER OF FACT THAT MAN = WIMMIN ,SO MUTUAL RESPECT……..
SO MAN SHOULD RESPECT WIMMIN & WIMMIN RESPECTS MAN & BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…………….FUCKING BS.}}
TO COMMAND RESPECT………YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF FAR MORE WORTHY TO A BITCH………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU……..
TELL THAT FUCKING BITCH………EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE INVOLVED
IN A REGULAR JOB, YOU HOPE TO SEE YOURSELF AS PRESIDENT OF
COMPANY 10-20 YEARS DOWN THE LINE OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T SEEM TO BE HEADING ANYWHERE 10 YEARS DOWN……..SAY YOU MIGHT
START YOUR OWN BUSINESS/COMPANY & BECOME ITS CEO……..
WIMMIN LIKE MEN WHO ARE AMBITIOUS OR AT LEAST HAVE A LONG
TERM PLAN………..
ALSO KEEP YOURSELF PHYSICALLY ACTIVE & FIT BY GOING TO GYMN SO THAT THE STUPID BITCH FEELS SHE IS HAVING A BODYGUARD TO
PROTECT HER………
2. MAKE A WIMMIN NEED YOU MORE THEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED HER…
TRY TO FULFILL A WIMMIN’S NEEDS/WANTS WHICH ARE LEGITIMATE
& RATIONAL BUT ON ONE CONDITION………..THE BITCH HAS TO WORK & EARN FOR IT IN A PROPER MANNER/WAY.
TO EARN IT, THE WIMMIN SHOULD FIRST TRY TO FULFILL THE NEEDS/WANTS/WHATEVER TASKS A MAN ASSIGNS TO HER.
IF A WIMMIN SEEKS TRUE LOVE/AFFECTION OR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION, SHE SHOULD BE TOLD TO EARN IT THE HARD WAY.
IN SEX A WIMMIN HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN TO SATISFY HER.
…………{{UNLESS THE WIMMIN HAPPENS TO BE A PORN STAR CAPABLE OF PYROTECHNICS)…………THE BITCH USUALLY LIES ON
THE BED LIKE A DEAD LOG & THE MAN HAS TO PUT IN ALL THE
PASSION & EFFORT TO AROUSE HER & KEEP THE SEXUAL ACT GOING
……………….THE CONTRIBUTION OF BITCH IN THE ACT IS USUALLY NIL………SO THE FUCKING BITCH HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN
TO KEEP GOING & SATISFY HER UNTIL & UNLESS THE BITCH HAS
EARNED THAT TREAT FROM MAN BY HARD WAY…………….UNTIL &
UNLESS THE MAN FEELS THE BITCH DESERVES IT………
ONE MORE POINT……………TO KEEP THE BITCH ON HER TOES, KEEP
HER ALWAYS GUESSING & NEVER ALLOW THE BITCH TO TAKE YOU
GRANTED AT ANY POINT IN LIFE…………..
cool story bro
Can you imagine… that emotional little cunt votes.
Bitch, Hitler killed maybe 10 million Jews. Western women have killed TEN TIMES THAT NUMBER since 1973. Women who think babies are blobs are emotional wrecks and seek escape at the receiving end of a salt dispenser and suction wand.
Go suck a cock to completion, for once.
It was a mistake to give women the vote.
Women and weak men voted in both Clinton and Bumma.
Neither one of those guys had any balls. Women vote emotionally, and history shows their patterns of weak decisions.
Fuck women, don’t let them vote.
http://www.the-spearhead.com/2010/02/18/meet-your-oppressors/
http://www.angryharry.com/
My ip addy is as above.
Hitler is one of the examples of why women are better then men. So yeah vote for him to make society rethink on the nature of men. This artical is a epic fail.
You are an example of why men are better than women.
”Hitler is one of the examples”
Typical female thinking and behaviour. One man is a paedophile, all men are paedophiles. One man’s a wife beater, all men are. One man is a rapist, all men are. One man was hitler, all men are.
“Typical female thinking and behaviour. One man is a paedophile, all men are paedophiles. One man’s a wife beater, all men are. One man is a rapist, all men are. One man was hitler, all men are.”
Typical idiot thinking behaviour. Not men, YOU. One woman’s a whore, all women are whores. One woman thinks like this, typical women thinks like this. One woman slut, all women are sluts.
You are supporting a site that crushes ALL women, fuck-tard. and YOU think that women are typical because they comment something like, one man bad, all men bad. When YOU YOURSELF STARTED to agree to one woman bad, all women bad.
Don’t worry, am not bashing the whole male clan, just infants like you.
Hypocrite. You are such a fucking retard.
Go read a book.
You embarrass men
Dear Harry,
Typical male thinking more like it.
What do you think this whole site is about ? Fucking wake up, this Dick person is calling women incompetent whores, who don’t have the right to vote simply because ‘we don’t know any better.’
‘One man was hitler, all men are’, one women sucks dick for a twenty, and what ? All of sudden the rest of the female population does as well ?
You Harry, are a hypocrite.
More women voted for hitler than men, sorry but its true.
Because you were there and everything.
I see
I HATE MEN BECAUSE OF YOU DICK MASTERSON!!!!!! I WILL NEVER TRUST ANOTHER MAN EVER AGAIN. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU… AND I HAT FUCKING MEN
Anything that keeps you desperate hooker cunts off this site is fine with me.
I actually LOVE the woman……… till she makes me cum .Then she becomes useless of course.
She’ll never trust another man, not because of you. She found out her wallet catcher wasn’t good enough to snare a host and leech off of him. Keep up the good work Dick, what ever you’re doing. Time they learned, their feminist ignorance comes with a price.
OUR FREEDOM!
In fact…
gurls like this end up eating other gurls shit.
”In fact…
gurls like this end up eating other gurls shit.”
They might aswell, they can’t stop talking feminist shit, seems fitting they eat it too.
Exactly that’s the idea behind all the feminism trend – get women used to eat shit as ideology, then it seems a logical steap to actually DO it literally, so lesbos can shit into gurls mouths.
“gurls like this end up eating other gurls shit” yeh, there seems to be allot of those ‘gurls’, & many of them are on the internet, great viewing.
fact: Hitler only had 1 testicle. what happend to the other? he dissagreed with his wife.
One other thing I’d comment upon is that this woman is, obviously, extremely dramatic. I really hope that even if you consider women inferior, you don’t stereotype based on this one.
You hat men eh? Proof women only care about clothes.
Cannot believe how much of a dumb bitch this Jane girl is. Are you seriously going to reach the extremes with this, and never trust another man alive ?
I am a women, and I feel sorry for you, only because your letting yourself be emotionally effected by someone who is named Dick!
Suck it up, and stop exaggerating you lunatic.
This site severly distresses me… I hope your not serious dude, because if you are, you are at the lowest rank of the intellectual ladder. You need to think about the young women who will read this, the young women who actually want to make a difference to the world, all your doing is putting them in a nutshell without giving them the chance to flourish.
Shame attempt, ignored.
Flourish like an STD on a prom night?
I don’t know about you Juliette, but I am a women who seeks to do great things, and I do not feel put down at all by what Mr. Dick claims. If anything, it makes me more determined in process of becoming something fantastic.
Well, why don’t you fuck off and go and become something ‘fantastic’ instead of posting to this site?
Why waste your time with ignorant, lonely, sexist, ‘women haters’ like us?
Leaving this site is surely the most sensible, rational thing you can do isn’t it?
Here’s a chance to prove us all wrong, that we don’t understand women at all, that not all women are as shallow and stupid as we say they are. How? Just don’t reply. Merely log off and go and become something ‘great’, show the world what women can really do!
No?
If I am correct, there is noway you will be able to resist the urge to vomit your cretinous opinion over this site, even though to do so would be contrary to reason, good sense or rational behaviour. So try hard to be a good little girl and stay silent!
who let this bitch out of the kitchen and onto a computer?
This site is so hillarious!
Okay, let’s see–your first Hitler assignment is too make the public feel as if women are useless and eradicate them.
Sounds like men are the Hitlers to me and this website proves it.
you fail at understanding our motives. We like women. Actually we just like their vaginas, but the point is, we don’t want to eradicate them, just put them in their place, i.e. the kitchen and the bedroom.
I’m a woman and I would’t vote for hitler… dude this guys is one huge dumb shit. And if every relationship with a woman is a facist dictatorship then why would any man be in a relationship with a woman. And is every man who loves… or even likes for that matter a woman an idiot too? Have they stooped down to the womans leval?
I love how you spell level.
trolling on an epic level! hilarious comments as well :)
Yes, that is why his army was filled with men. You know an awful lot about Hitler and you seem a bit violent yourself.
The Army was full of men becuase of Conscription and women werent aloud in the Army dumb fuck
So that is how you handle life when somebody doesn’t agree? Call names? Real class act, buddy.
Hitler is one of the most well known figures in society today, everyone knows who Hitler is, there are MANy books written about him. If you want the basic overview he convinced a whole nation to follow his cause, not just a small group of people, but a whole nation. Completely insane, but a great man with incredible skills.
Hey Femicuntwhorehookerbitchs how about I shove chainsaw’s up your hole to save MANkind, for more entertaining. Your only worth comes from spreading your legs for our pleasure and for propagating!
Your thoughts and opinions are useless you and your gender will be made to suffer for crimes against men for thousands of years to come!
Even though Hitler was a man too…
“Hitler was a man too”
Stunning observation
Stop bashing Hitler, he was a man’s man and let Germany off the leash for the first time in centuries.