Women Would Vote for Hitler
A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.
Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.
Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.
How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?
Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?
Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.
The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.
Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.
But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.
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April 13th, 2008 at 9:32 am - IP Man-Hash: d684540b330d1
If this would be humor it would be acceptable. And only drunken people says things that are so stupid.
I think that dick is only a poor man afraid of vaginas, thats why he thinks that women only deserve anal sex and thats why he hides behind big police glasses and macho-gay mustache
April 13th, 2008 at 12:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
“women will be the first to hit in any kind of dispute”
You know, that might be a true granule of science right there, and I say this because of observing my own kids; my daughter is always first to haul off and belt her brother. She does it out of frustration, I guess. Not only is he three years older, he’s male. It’s happened too many times to be an accident. Then, when he’s fed up and clocks her, she’s all “oh, he hit me!”
If you can’t take the heat, don’t light the stove. If you want to play jungle games, when you grow up…you can pay the judge and be poor. I’ve told them all I know.
I believe in being fair-minded, ‘cus I love them both-you know.
On Hitler-you need look no further than Eva Brun. She simply would not, could not, differentiate the difference between right and wrong at any time.
She was the perfect individual to assassinate Hitler. If the light bulb would have gone off, think of all the suffering she could have spared humanity.
Sure, she lovvveeeedd him enough to off herself in the bunker, but not enough to be tried for his murder? What?
Inherent female malfunction: “I love you, no matter what you do…it makes me feel good to be devoted.” & “I refuse to slay anybody, except my own young.”
That’s some pretty wacky stuff, and the world keeps sufferin’
April 14th, 2008 at 10:58 am - IP Man-Hash: be133969b43bf
-cough, cough- What gender was hitler? :<
April 14th, 2008 at 1:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
I can’t stand that dumb twat anyways (are her eyes crossed, what is that?)
Furthermore, who cares what she has to say. How would women conduct themselves if they had the reality of going into a camp when they passed their prime? That’s right-no more divorce penalties after 20yrs., no custody battles, no health care expenses. Soylent Green like….
Ofcourse, you could contract them out to work in lots until they weren’t fit any longer. Look at how involved the State is in the lives of females already-what would it take.
To have some alien race take the whole responsibility for women kind off male hands, and let them live in peace?
Who is God, and why did he cast us in this miserable role?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 1edfe026b3092
This is hilarious!
Aside from the hasty generalizations, I believe it is best to read a situation, and plan accordingly.
Men, like myself, are logical - I use this to my advantage. If someone is “oppressing” me, I simply disallow such conduct, and stand my ground. Women only Run you if you let them.
April 15th, 2008 at 1:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: c1299024857ed
You should probably edit your article to explain the rising of the sun is due to earth rotating on its axis, not that it revolves around the sun.
Revolving around the sun causes the seasons.
April 15th, 2008 at 7:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5392fe71520a
fuckin too right, thats exactly how women are. FUCKin HELL!
April 15th, 2008 at 7:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b1e85f5568a
THE DUDE WHO INVENTED LIGHTNING?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
April 16th, 2008 at 12:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 1100137e0cf51
I’d really like to fuck you, just so i could say i’ve fucked the biggest dick on planet earth.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:26 am - IP Man-Hash: d7a5f74c86212
And yours smacks of chronic drug abuse.
April 16th, 2008 at 8:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef617bf1944a6
PLEASE READ
All the stupidness on this site is enough ,but what caugh my attention is not Dick’s bullshit but the little line at the bottom of every page “Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson is proudly powered by WordPress and hosted at LTTech 1,642,966 Served. ”
I can not believe ,company’s like that whom also powers big name like :Yahoo and CNN ,also powers this idiot .
I will make it a personal business to let them know how about this website ,which calls to violence and hatered ,and everybody that feels like me should do the same .
April 17th, 2008 at 12:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: d9a305f7bcc7c
You’re awesome!
Gave me the laugh of the year… Or well, probaly just the day… Anyway you should have your own show.
April 17th, 2008 at 1:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
And yet I don’t even drink alcohol, beta.
April 21st, 2008 at 9:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5cf21411827e0
There’s a lot of people that supported Hitler, he got an entire nation to back a racist belief and to follow in his crusade of racial cleansing, he didn’t just walk into the German government one day and start making decisions.
I make sexist jokes all the time, but the type of things that you’re saying are just plain ignorant. I wouldn’t go as far to say that women don’t know anything, they just don’t know as much as an average man (I did a study on it, don’t worry). The type of sexism and attempted humor that you’re using on this website isn’t very good, I’ve definitely seen much better, such as The Alphabet of Manliness (Maddox). I watched the Dr. Phil video on your front page and thought that it was pretty funny, but when I really started to read the articles, the more I realized that you’re pretty much just an idiot that established a reputation for yourself as a sexist ass, and now you’re in too deep to back out of your position.
Sexist jokes are fine, and I am an absolute supporter of sexist HUMOR, however, when the ideas are really put into practice, things don’t work the right way. Sure, it would be ideal if woman would stick to the kitchen and stay off the roads, but if they want to find a good job and start spending less of my money, then I’m game. Not all women are terribly incompetent, or whores, nor do all women posses an IQ less than that of a carrot. The world is full of females that are more competent and make more money than you, and no, not all of them are uggos.
Also, just so you know, in the definition of chauvinism, the term “prejudiced” is included, prejudice of course being “an unfavorable opinion or feeling formed beforehand or without knowledge, thought, or reason.” So, when that definition is included, your beliefs would be classified as a hatred of women formed without knowledge, thought, or reason, which I feel to be a pretty damn apt description. All of the posts on this page practically flaunt holes in both logic and continuity. Although I would have to agree with feminism being stupid, and to quote my sister (who is gay), “Not all lesbians are feminists, but all feminists should be lesbians.”
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: fdf2444af5614
Dick’s GAY!! thats all i have to say. no more & no less.
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: ada3dffc55235
Maybe no one told you Hitler was a man…?
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 7df871ec47ee7
You claim in another of your articles (10 reasons why men are better than women, point Two) that men created marriage and that it has turned out well. You directly contradict yourself in this statement.
Further, Women historically voted in greater numbers for the centre party than any other in the 1928-1933 period. Men Voted originally for a variety of parties, before ultimately having a greater swing towards Hitler’s leadership of the NSDAP. Thus, men were the greater contributing factor in hitler’s rise to power
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 7df871ec47ee7
you both sound like retards. Man up and get the fuck over it
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:14 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Can you teach us all how to “man up”?
I mean since you’ve been here 10 minutes and have no clue what you’re talking about.
April 24th, 2008 at 7:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: c6b236d0d5588
This guy needs to die. SLOOOW PAINFUL TORTURE, BY A WOMEN TOO!