Women Would Vote for Hitler
A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.
Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.
Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.
How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?
Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?
Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.
The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.
Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.
But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.
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March 23rd, 2008 at 3:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
Bitch about it being politically correct, again i refer to the bit that says it has worked for me.
If you are going to be so pessimistic then you can’t expect any of these moral women to want to be with you. You acknowledge they are hard to come by and yet you bitch at the idea of them.
What do you think moral women are if not idealists? If they thought the world was as bleak, as dog eat dog, as you suggest then they would find little space for their morals to slot into their bleak world view.
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 71a77d86f4c0d
You know, you sound like Oprah, who said the truth is what feel good and right (with thanks to Bernard Chapin). That’s utter bull shit: Im sorry, the truth is the truth. I’m not going to change truths to be more compelling to women. I’m not go say what they want to hear just to make them happy so that I receive their love. If its an ugly reality, I may not speak it to avoid confrontation, but I’m not going to say its something that is a distortion of the truth, as a PC female way want–no more extortion from women to distort the facts. Fuck that shit.
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
It is not a distortion of truth, methinks you don’t understand the definitions of pessimism and optimism.
There are moral women out there in the world, of this we have no doubt, you believe you really don’t have a chance, you really believe that, this is a token example of pessimism. You see it for truth but it is pessimism.I believe that if you think you will find a good person you will find a good person, that is optimism, i treat it as truth but it is optimism.
Numerous studies have shown that an optimistic mind is better for your health and your luck.
It is not about distorting the facts, there is a decent chance either will happen, either you will find a moral woman or you won’t, it is about which one you choose to believe.
You act like all the moral women are taken, but who gets the moral women? Moral men. Women who have high morals look for high morals in their partner. If your not a nice guy they are not interested. “Fuck that shit” rarely frequents the gentleman’s vocabulary.
You dismiss it as pc bullshit, but psychological studies have clearly suggested people make their own chances and make their own luck.
If you want to be a pessimist it is only yourself you are going to let down.
I am moral and an optimist and I have a moral and optimistic partner. It’s not impossible.
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Our hopes and expectations are black holes and revelations.
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5a5710be66918
Thank you for your response. In my opinion, we are both right. I am right that your views are consistent with politically correct equity-feminist dogma. You are correct with the value of optimism, and I feel you are right in that happy women are not attracted to pessimistic men. However, finding a virtuous woman who is still sexually attractive has come down to an extremely frustrating and depressing numbers game with little chance of success. I think one of the things that drives single men nuts is that we have to make effort to ask girls out, and, after TONS of rejection, we may find that one virtuous women. Men have to do most of the labor and with such small chances of success, its not worth it anymore. Women are optimistic and say “that one is out there waiting for you” but its just to much effort to find her. You say there are a lot more single women than men and that is true. But for me and many other men american single women are unappealing. A lot have gotten what they lot out of life (if she is divorced, she has her children) but have become grossly overweight, nagging, demanding viragos. The ones that are reasonable have a zillion guys after them. Not good odds.
Might as well run the blockade and chat it up with an oriental.
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04adeba9bbe86
You know, I have to admit its quite fun being berated by a Brit for poor manners. I think my back straightened up when I read your email.
March 23rd, 2008 at 5:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: c6f24310788d2
Not a bad idea, right up until another westernized PC [read fascist] empowerment princess gets her claws into your newfound love. Once they start talking, you can kiss any thoughts of marriage goodbye.
March 23rd, 2008 at 6:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: c6f24310788d2
Bleak world view? Last time I checked westernized governments weren’t trying to legislate women out of existence. Being male in our society is seen as a pathologic condition. Seventy-five percent of kids diagnosed with ADHD are boys. It’s not that these kids have a problem, it’s that schools are being run by women who have no idea how to address the social needs of boys. Rather than give them what they need, these boys are simply being drugged. We can all thank Carol Gilligan for leading the assault on defenseless young boys.
If I could go to work without the fear that I’ll be accused of sexual harassment, go on a date without the fear that I’d be accused of rape, or even just go out to a public park and not have mothers try to accuse me of being some kind of child molester just because I’m male then I wouldn’t have such a bleak view of the world. You pretend to empathize, but you don’t really give a fuck! Me being pessimistic or optimistic isn’t going to change the laws or how society treats men as second class citizens.
March 23rd, 2008 at 8:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
Why? What could she possibly say to this “newfound love” to change her as a person?
That’s bullshit. Any *asian* woman (the term oriental refers to an object such as a carpet, not a person) would do anything to marry a westerner because they’re assured financial support and maybe even a ticket to america. Nothing anyone could say could change the fact that she has an opportunity to escape poverty if she just marries you. Alot of western men like that, because they can do whatever they want to the girls and never hear a complaint, but it doesn’t seem like you are like that.
If you find love somewhere abroad, thats fine. But don’t mistakenly think that a more subservient woman is that way because shes just so damn sweet. She wants your money, and to her, you’re status as a westerner makes you marraige gold.
After my parents divorced, my dad dated a thai woman who was very nice, but after a week she wanted to marry him to get citizenship. Needless to say, her suitcase was on the porch within a few hours. I felt bad for her, but when i talked to him about it i realized exactly why he had to do what he did. Thats not love, thats using your body as a bartering chip.
The best chance at love is with a person who doesn’t need you to help them escape from povery. With a person who loves you for who you are, not what you can give them.
March 23rd, 2008 at 8:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
Thats true! They tried to drug me! When i was in first grade i was bored in class and i would never pay attention, and they told my parents i needed Ritalin. My parents told them to fuck off, though (thank god) and the next year they tested me and my scores were so high they put me in advanced classes. Thats a huge fuck up! Wow. Imagine how many talented young kids are drugged up.
But to be honest, you have to put some of the blame on parents for allowing their kids to be drugged. I would beat the principal senseless with a science book before id allow my son to be drugged. These people are clearly idiots.
And also, the pharmaceutical companies, for pushing drugs on us and withholding cures.
You know, you guys should start a website about some of these issues (if you havent already) that doesn’t include a multitude of untrue blanket insults to all women. Because alot of the things you say are true, but you’ll never get anything changed if you keep being such dicks.
March 23rd, 2008 at 8:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: c828c8ac0bba4
Bishop said:
Women genuinely do not understand these issues. Has anyone else ever noticed the utter failure of female ‘empathy’ whenever adult males are involved?
March 23rd, 2008 at 8:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3d0edda86b695
What? How dare you mention such things! Don’t you know there are girls in africa who can’t get tampons?! You selfish selfish man you!
Attempt at sarcasm asside, I’ve noticed as well. I think everyone’s noticed but it happens so often it’s considered normal.
March 23rd, 2008 at 9:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: c6f24310788d2
That is precisely the kind of female superiority complex I’m talking about. Why do women assume all men want is a subservient woman? We are not all Neanderthal knuckle-draggers! What most men would kill for (not literally) is a woman who thinks that doing nice things for her man is OK. That is to say, making him dinner once in a while doesn’t make her man a sexist. Maybe I had a shitty day at the office, after working another 12 hour day. Would it be too much to ask, to save the castigation until I’ve at least gotten in the door? I’ve lived with far too many women who do this. That’s why I live alone now.
There is a far cry of difference in a woman who bows to her man’s every whim (personally that kind of thing disgusts me) and a real woman who stands by her man, and yet can be her own person with her own interests at the same time. But no, the societal picture of men is that of a sleazy misogynist, who wants a subservient whore that cooks and cleans. Don’t put that shit on me! It’s not what I want, and it’s not what 90% of the men in the western world want in a wife. Is kindness really too much to ask?
March 23rd, 2008 at 9:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: c6f24310788d2
It’s not just adult males brother. I’ve had to go down to the elementary school and speak to many a teacher for insisting that my sister’s kids need Ritalin. Those boys are fine when I babysit. Of course, they know I won’t let them run all over me either. The teacher is obviously not giving them that impression. It’s quite natural for boys to test authority.
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 15c6d3e1a3ff6
No one’s reading all that crap. Ever heard of an enter key? Go fug yourself.
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3d0edda86b695
Nice reply. That’ll show him.
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Who erased my post?
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60b9632657c7c
It was a huge wall of text calling for the death of women posted three times. I did.
-Dick
March 24th, 2008 at 6:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
I’m sure he was just venting, but I’m sure it’s best for everyone if he rephrased whatever it is that he wrote.
I think I read it - didn’t seem half bad, but then practice makes perfect. Hell, I’m a learning programmer and I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve deleted my source files and started anew.
March 24th, 2008 at 7:34 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Calling for their death is fine if you do it in one post.