Women Would Vote for Hitler
A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.
Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.
Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.
How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?
Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?
Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.
The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.
Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.
But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.
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March 23rd, 2008 at 2:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
What do you think English lecturers have degrees in?
March 23rd, 2008 at 2:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
Plus, they all kick the ass of doubt’s third class degree form the university of life now don’t they?
March 23rd, 2008 at 2:55 am - IP Man-Hash: c1d62f4b9e829
Why is that? Because you earn three bucks an hour in Border’s with your pointless liberal arts degree in underwater basket-weaving?
It has everything to do with gender. Anglo-Saxon women are set on pedestals from day one because of Anglo puritanism, because sex in a puritanical culture has scarcity value. This is why women stifle foreign marriages, porn and prostitution: all diminish the scarcity value of sex, which they need to retain as it forms the cornerstone of their manipulative power.
March 23rd, 2008 at 2:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Oh, here she is. Look at what she’s wearing on this show after her intelligence was very much in question. All of that education and she sounds dumber than shit. I’ve been on national television and I know that if I fucked up, I would first take full responsibility for any poor judgment on my part.
That’s called not being an arrogant fucktard, and people like you more if you don’t glorify your stupid 18-year-old cunt self.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQKNvPn3V-8&eurl=http://encyclopediadra matica.com/Miss_South_Carolina
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
“What does an English major do?”
“She teaches other English majors.”
(Superior answer:
Goes into law)
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:02 am - IP Man-Hash: c1d62f4b9e829
C’mon, very few English Grads get those lecturing jobs. They are few, and those who want them are many. This is why English Grads mostly work in bookshops and low income public sector positions. In any case, self-employed plumbers STILL earn a good deal more than most lecturers, it must be said. The college Degrees that command big bucks are all in the business, engineering and computing fields. All require maths and symbolic logic. Such skills are rare in the West, and thus have high scarcity value. We’re back to Adam Smith, once again (clever bloke, that).
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
Doubt hasn’t got one.
Lots of people have them, but they don’t all have good grades.
If it is suitable for your desired career path, you need one, if it bothers you so much others have them, get a masters.
70% of jobs don’t care what degree you have, just that you have one.
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
Not everyone wants to go into law though do they.
Some of them want to teach.
If you wanted to law , you would major in law to begin with.
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
She certainly shows poor mathematical skills if she thinks that for every English student the world needs one English teacher. She’s all awkward and frustrated, just like that stupid bitch who fucked up for the world to see.
Wait, I need to specify. Well, that jig-dancing bitch with the black hair is one, she has a lot of fuckups. Then Miss Teen USA, who thinks she’s a lot smarter than she actually is (they both do, but MTU is far more dangerous because some actually believe that she would be capable of high-responsibility occupations). I’d go with the latter.
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
I know - that kind of shows you the value of such a feminized degree.
There we go. That’s our MTUSA, forget about knowledge.
I love the system, it’s so wonderfully exploitable.
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
I was talking about my own personal reasons for why I think I am superior to you. They are not gender related. They are because I think you are a retard.
My degree is necessary to my chosen career, so slag it off all you like, it is integral to the job I want, and I damn well enjoy it.
I am still studying, so even if I did work in Borders, considering its a part time job, theres nothing wrong with it.
I’m pretty sure they earn more than three bucks an hour though.
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
I think you misunderstand, they don’t care what specific degree you have, but they very much care that you have a degree. So you are still very much out of the loop on that one.
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
You assume every English student graduates and wants to be an English teacher. They clearly don’t.
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
She has low practical intelligence, and any test scores were artificially inflated. But then we already know that all feminists are full of shit.
I love the way she assumes she knows anything about my educational background. She’s just an inferior, stupid whore.
Notice how she has special ‘quirks’ - this is a textbook americunt.
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
I am not a feminist. You are poorly educated.
It’s not rocket science, it’s quite simple really.
“I love the way she assumes she knows anything about my educational background. She’s just an inferior, stupid whore.”
Wow. You sure are good at arguing a carefully constructed and supported point. Maybe you did get an education after all, supported statements like that and all.
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:21 am - IP Man-Hash: c1d62f4b9e829
Grades don’t matter babe, it’s the subject you study. As I said, Grads can earn big bucks but only if they study subjects in short supply that the economy needs (management, IT, Medicine, business law, accountancy). Economic value is determined by economic need - and how many mumblers of Shakespeare does the economy need? That’s it - none. Plumbers are needed and in short supply so they earn big bucks. Experts in Chaucer are not needed and in surplus - and so they stack books for a pittance. Simple, really.
I have an MPhil in business and economics and I really know a lot about these issues. Adam Smith’s original observations have been embellished, but never superseded.
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Ha ha, this bitch thinks we give a shit. Let me just bring the lead pipe down on the back of her head:
MTUSA has innumerable scholarships. Did that stop her from fucking up twice over - once when she had time to plan ahead?
No, it did not. We have won, and she’s left doling out baseless personal attacks.
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
You just need to get into the masters program. Einstein was not a straight-A student, and yet he knew that a well-rounded education raped good grades.
She just says the garbage you get on those pamphlets and expects us to be impressed. No, she’s a pest and she isn’t even worth the trouble of a quick IP-range ban and a mass deletion of her posts.
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
You think you can foresee what I look like, what I dress, my promiscuity and now my nationality.
Always way off the mark.
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 58a31988ac25d
Doubt, you’re not even trying, don’t you know that…
You can be better than that
Let it get the better of you
What could be better than that?
Life’s not about what’s better than
You can be better than that
Let it get the better of you
What could be better than that?
Life’s not about what’s better
All the time while ya’ lookin’ away
There are things you can do, man
There’s things you can say
Undo the, the ones you regret
When you’re spending today
Get your gaze out tomorrow
And come what may, because
You can be better than that
Let it get the better of you
What could be better than that?
Life’s not about what’s better than
You can be better than that
Let it get the better of you
What could be better than that?
Life’s not about what’s better
- John Butler