Women Would Vote for Hitler
A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.
Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.
Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.
How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?
Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?
Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.
The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.
Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.
But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.
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October 30th, 2006 at 8:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a66d10276b0f
or maybe its because we all fucked yours.
October 30th, 2006 at 10:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: fa76dc731e153
Jake, I’ve seen his GF and wouldn’t touch her with a mouldy breadstick.
October 31st, 2006 at 8:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 84f7c5452f5d2
Well apparently another mangina graces these hallowed halls.
-Strength and Honor-
October 31st, 2006 at 3:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 835d366cbbe05
I doubt it’s male at all.
Have another look at “Mark’s” post. Note the exclusive use of female shaming tactics. Manginas typically try to defend women rather than attempt to shame or insult the messengers.
October 31st, 2006 at 10:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 84f7c5452f5d2
There is that gwallan, good point.
-Strength and Honor-
November 4th, 2006 at 12:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: a1c9b102c4f32
ONE YEAR through a dedicated LONG DISTANCE relationship, my girlfriend let me believe she had been raped. after coping with her move to oregon, i was completely crushed and tried desperately to support her. for six months following, i tried to encourage her endeavors to “move on” and seek justice. Eventually, she admitted in an intercepted email to a friend that the whole “ordeal” was fabricated, probably because she couldn’t break up properly, or wanted more attention, or just wanted to DESTROY MY TRUST COMPLETELY AND CAUTERIZE THE FUCKING WOUND, leaving me to end the one relationship i’ve ever believed in. i have no one now, and no one has ever pleased and destroyed me in quite the same way as that girl.
however, i’m not a misogynist. i’m a misanthropist. i hate all people equally. both men and women lie to get what they want, and they mostly reach for self serving goals. the few people who dare to care about and have faith in someone will always be the first to agonize. both feminists and chauvinists are the lowest human beings on the planet. they only serve their selfish interests at the expense of others. i don’t usually generalize, but i can safely say most of the posts on this site were motivated by selfish prejudices. i can also infer that none of you particularly care if anyone else in the world is happy, beyond your superficial interest groups. if you want to be a real “man”, support your wife in every endeavor (yes, that would imply marriage), and if you want to be a free woman, find the one man who would do anything for your happiness… and then dare to give back the same.
November 4th, 2006 at 12:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
What the hell?!!!^
November 4th, 2006 at 5:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: f07728d5ecfae
So let’s say that women all would vote for Hitler–quite a reach, but I’ll grant it. Does that somehow trump the fact that Hitler himself was a man? Is voting for Hitler somehow worse than actually BEING Hitler? Or Idi Amin? Or Saddam Hussein? Or every other leader since the beginning of time who has tortured and slaughtered his way to power–and have all, coincidentally, been men? With 90% of all murders, and virtually all mass murders and violent crimes, committed by men, the male sex is perhaps not the one that should try to get on some moral high horse. But I’m sure you have some explanaiton for this–I’d love to hear it.
November 5th, 2006 at 4:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 04ad1fd5ac10c
Hitler may not have gotten that far were it not for women’s suffrage. Need any more of an explaination?
November 5th, 2006 at 10:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a66d10276b0f
you forgot goerge bush sr. and jr. KBM804.
November 7th, 2006 at 11:42 am - IP Man-Hash: f07728d5ecfae
Yes, I do. Women are only, at most, half of the vote. So what about all the men who also voted for these other evil men (and that’s only the elected officials–the others were put into power and supported by almost, if not entirely, male governments) ? You can just as easily–and probably more accurately–say they wouldn’t have been elected without male suffrage. And that’s still completely side-stepping the issue that all these evil leaders were men, not women…as are the vast majority of murderers, pedophiles, and violent criminals. Are those somehow virtuous actions, since they’re pretty much the sole domain of the superior sex?
You have a choice here. You can either claim that women are stupid and weak, OR you can claim that any evil committed by men is women’s fault. But if women are stupid and weak, how could they “force” men to do anything? A man is so much more intelligent and logical than a woman, she could never out-wit him! And if women are able to force men to commit every evil act that they do, then women must be pretty smart and/or powerful to lead men around like helpless sheep. So which is it?
Hatred only consumes the vessel that contains it. Whether it’s your ex-girlfriend, your wife, your sister, your mommy–you’re not hurting her by writing illogical rants about how inferior she is to you in every way. You’re only hurting yourself–and therefore allowing her to hurt you–even more. Would a real man let a woman have that kind of power over his mind? The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference.
November 7th, 2006 at 1:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
And I do indeed. That is exactly what the problem with women’s suffrage is all about. The men who followed Hitler had dishonourable intentions, while the women voted for him for a myriad of silly reasons. Some may have thought that he was cute, others may have liked his moustache, while a few preferred the candidate that was a brunette. The result of women being able to vote has been etched in history even since. Dick Masterson put it best when he asserted that women voting for anything other than American Idol is a disaster.
November 7th, 2006 at 1:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43ffb8049565a
And I do indeed. That is exactly what the problem with women’s suffrage is all about. The men who followed Hitler had dishonourable intentions, while the women voted for him for a myriad of silly reasons. Some may have thought that he was cute, others may have liked his moustache, while a few preferred the candidate that was a brunette. The result of women being able to vote has been etched in history even since. Dick Masterson put it best when he asserted that women voting for anything other than American Idol is a disaster.
The non-Nazi voting men who followed Hitler had intentions of making the French and English pay dearly for the Treaty of Versailles and wiping Bolshevism off the face of the planet.
The end result of these dreams is not the point, the point is that men vote for ideas and the world they’d like to see for better or worse. Women vote for who is a non-smoker, vegan, jew killer because he has a booming voice and mustache that makes them cream their pants. Men vote with their hearts and minds, women vote with their cunts.
November 7th, 2006 at 2:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Awesomely said. I’m all misty eyed and warm and fuzzy inside. Well, not quite. Not at all, actually, but you get the idea.
- Alien Ant Farm - Smooth criminal
November 7th, 2006 at 2:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
It’s common knowledge, actually. There was even this serial documentary some time ago. “Hitler’s women” I think it was called. Or something along those lines. Most edifying.
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November 7th, 2006 at 2:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: f07728d5ecfae
Yet again, you completely side-step the issue that all these evil leaders were men, not women…as are the vast majority of murderers, pedophiles, and violent criminals. Are those somehow virtuous actions, since they’re pretty much the sole domain of the superior sex? Still awaiting a logical answer to that…
“The men who followed Hitler had dishonourable intentions, while the women voted for him for a myriad of silly reasons.” Even if we were to grant that somehow we knew that every woman voted for silly reasons, you believe that being intentionally evil is better than being merely ignorant? Just curious, how do you personally have knowledge of what specific German women were thinking almost 70 years ago? Or of what anyone, of either sex, other than yourself is thinking? Can you reference any studies quantifying even the reported motivations of women voters in Nazi Germany? Now, I’ll give you a pass on that one, since we both know your whole premise is just baseless vitriol–try again to come up with something logical. And we still haven’t explained all the non-elected evil (male) leaders who were appointed and kept in power by exclusively male governments…
All you do when you spew this hatred backed up with no facts or logic is prove how much power women hold over you–how manly is that? Squirrels are stupider and weaker than me, and their behavior can irritate me, what with the getting in attics and all, but I don’t start a website to share with others how consumed by hatred and disgust I am for them. Being stupider and weaker than I am, they’re just not important. If women are as stupid and weak as you claim to believe, then why do you devote such energy to hating them? Again I ask, how is it that women can be the cause of every evil action ever committed by man if they are weak and stupid? Your premise seems to be that women can make you–completely against your highly developed morality–rape, beat, kill, molest, commit genocide…sounds pretty damn powerful to me! How do they do that, if they have neither the ability to physically or mentally best you?
If anyone could provide logical answers to the above questions, I’d love to have an intelligent discussion. Extra points if you can manage to do it without resorting to obscenity-laden rants.
November 7th, 2006 at 3:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
KBM804, are you a woman?
-Dick
November 7th, 2006 at 3:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: f07728d5ecfae
Obviously not–I can ask intelligent questions and formulate logical arguments. If only I could get someone to answer them…
November 7th, 2006 at 4:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
And yet again you chose to ignore the fact that all the great persons in history were …
Being the prevaricator that you are, you would like to give the impression that men are evil because there were a few bad men in history. That view is as false as Pamela Anderson’s breasts. Further, the only reason why there aren’t more prominent evil women in history is because women, collectivelyas a gender, do nothing.
November 7th, 2006 at 4:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Really? Well then if you don’t like what we’re saying you can fuck off, you fucking cum-guzzling whore! How many points do I not gain for that, you silly twat?