Women Would Vote for Hitler
A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.
Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.
Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.
How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?
Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?
Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.
The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.
Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.
But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.
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March 5th, 2006 at 2:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 598f2b25b411c
I have just had a revelation. There has always been the stereotype of women which says that we love/live to complain. Here, on this site, I have discovered that there are groups of men who love to complain about women far more than women do about men. Very interesting. Continue to close the gap between the sexes, Dick. I am proud of you.
March 5th, 2006 at 2:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3b440d3c156ea
If you have the right eyes, you can see the bitchy sarcasm drip down your monitor from Lepaver’s post.
I mourn for your husband and children, Lepaver. You behave like a spoilt child.
-Dick
March 6th, 2006 at 4:09 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
In her defence, Oldone, the title of the post IS “Women Would Vote for Hitler.”
Dick: Quod erat demonstrandum.
-Big Al
March 6th, 2006 at 8:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 598f2b25b411c
Actually, Dick, I was sincere. Is there a problem with that?
March 6th, 2006 at 9:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3b440d3c156ea
Yes. Quite sincere.
I was sincere about inviting you to fuck off my site.
-Dick
March 8th, 2006 at 8:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 598f2b25b411c
Why must you become so hostile, Dick? I simply complimented you.
March 8th, 2006 at 9:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3b440d3c156ea
And another one lives up to the feminist legacy.
Congratulations.
-Dick
March 9th, 2006 at 4:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9aa4bd9693d51
Can you further explain this “feminist legacy” for me, Dick?
March 9th, 2006 at 6:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
No. Fuck off my site.
-Dick
April 2nd, 2006 at 6:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 34e3b10c32441
“Wolfe said..
A rapidly aging 30-something woman who lacks the capacity to form true attachment bonds with other human beings, and is reduced to clinging to pseudo-science and astrology to redeem herself. You’ll have her “culledâ€?? Why not?”
Fem would have to include itself, finally something intelligent.
April 3rd, 2006 at 12:55 am - IP Man-Hash: e7e948ea9b839
I love your blog , I have been reading it for quiet some time now ! I m german living in Germany, so i m a little offendet about the hitler thing !
April 3rd, 2006 at 9:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Hello, Annabell. Welcome to the site.
I assume your post is real, not a random spam since it includes no link.
As for the offended about Hitler, (how like a woman to be offended), well, yes, Hitler, and Germany, were very offensive.
I’d put it to you like this: Germans like to view Hitler as an aberration; a monstrosity not to be discussed that seized control of their country and directed them in a fearsome way.
Given the record of 3 major wars in 70 years that slaughtered millions, I think there was something a bit wrong with not just Hitler but Germany as well.
Germany remains cautious about discussing Hitler in the hope that that spirit of war can be kept at bay. I don’t think that’s the problem.
-wolfe
April 5th, 2006 at 10:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ef36cb1ef6e4
Hey guys, just looked at feministing.org and I cannot blame you for setting up this site! What a bunch of twisted old hags on there?! In fact your site is tame compared to that garbage!
I wouldn’t personally vote for Hilter but I am sure as all hell that the women on feministing.org would! (replace Jews for men - and we have the Feminist Reich!)
Is embarrassed on behalf of all the normal women out there that are not men-haters and never will be!
- Em
April 5th, 2006 at 10:58 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Em, you are absolutely correct. My point was not that women would vote for Hitler per se, but that women are all fascists — and that they would and did vote for Hitler.
-Dick
April 5th, 2006 at 1:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ef36cb1ef6e4
Well, I am not sure our views really are the same Dick - as I do not think that women are ALL fascists, just those kinds of women you find on that feminist website you link to…
And I don’t really understand your position either Dick - on the one hand you say that not that women would vote for Hitler…and then later you say that they would and did vote for Hitler…I am confused now - are women likely to vote for Hitler or not? Please clarify :-)
Em
April 5th, 2006 at 1:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ef36cb1ef6e4
Oh my God, what have I done to the poor English language - my apologies… I mean to say above that “on the one hand you say that it is not that women would vote for Hitler…”
Ooops!
Em
April 5th, 2006 at 1:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 295e38afa6bc9
I’d like to know where you get all this “evidence” from. I’m sorry if all of your past relationships haven’t worked out for you, or your mother was a hooker or something, but not all women are bad and certainly not fascists… You NEED to chill out. Any one could point out the flaws in women and try to extenuate stereotypes, and you could do that for men too, as you can tell from all the feminist websites out there. But the point is that there ARE some very flawed people in the world, men or women, but there are decent people as well. You simply need to stop judging people and I guarantee that you will be much happier and better off for it.
April 5th, 2006 at 1:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Chill out? I’m perfectly calm.
-Dick
April 5th, 2006 at 7:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Hi Sam, welcome to the site. Your comments on Dick’s mother being a hooker are in somewhat poor taste. In the event you hang around, would you like to retract them so that we may proceed in a more harmonious fashion?
Have no fear of grammar attacks from me, Em. I admit, I did get pretty fed up with female posters trashing male grammar here, and I started responding in kind. Anyone who posts reasonably intelligently here (you do)… I don’t care about typos, spelling errors, grammatical quirks, though I do care about posting reasonably intelligibly, so if you do a ‘wall of text’ with no paragraphs, yeah, I’ll make fun of you . Otherwise nope.
Here, in my view is the women — Facism link. Women like predictability. A ’strong man on horseback’ is preferable for most women to the anarchy of a shaky democracy.
So that said: yes, I genuinely believe that women would be more willing than men to give up core freedoms and vote in a dictatorship IF THERE WERE SUBSTANTIAL PRESSURES ON THEIR SAFETY OR STABILITY OF INCOME.
If you don’t think so, let’s discuss it.
No, in an ideal world with everything stable, safe, sane, women would IMO be no more likely to vote for Hitler than men. Sadly, we don’t live in such an ideal world.
Best,
-wolfe
April 5th, 2006 at 11:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: f02acd4334e0c
Samantha,
“You simply need to stop judging people and I guarantee that you will be much happier and better off for it”
You’re absolutely right but your telling the wrong sex ducky. Go and preach in Women’s studies or on one of you wommin’s feminist sites.