Women Would Vote for Hitler
A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.
Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.
Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.
How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?
Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?
Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.
The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.
Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.
But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.
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December 1st, 2005 at 11:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 70588d331c539
The motion is carried.
December 2nd, 2005 at 1:03 am - IP Man-Hash: e1702f4af0072
Actually a study on US voting discovered (surprise, surprise) that the majority of Americans vote based on who is the better looking candidate.
La La land alright. I can’t understand how come oh so normal Tom Cruise isn’t yet comfortably ensconed in the Oval Office. Makes no sense…
I wish Jake Gyllenhaal would migrate to Oz and run for Prime Minister. Thoughts create reality, so lets have a big group think about this.
December 2nd, 2005 at 1:36 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
My God. What an unfortunate soul you are, Female. Get help.
-Dick
December 2nd, 2005 at 4:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: e1702f4af0072
Fully qualified to help myself, but thanks for asking.
December 2nd, 2005 at 5:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Those two statements are actually mutually exclusive.
-Dick
December 2nd, 2005 at 6:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: e1702f4af0072
Shut up and start lobbying Jake.
December 6th, 2005 at 3:45 am - IP Man-Hash: bc0e974c91242
I don’t think so, your past it.
December 9th, 2005 at 4:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: fe0f19eacf664
Mein Fuhrer knew what to use women for though, baby making machines, nothing more nothing less. A woman should never be in a position of authority or responsibility, they have the mind of a child. The suffrage laws need to be repealed, they are bogus from the word go.
And these laws have done nothing to help men in America. In fact it has made the lives of ordinary white males in America pure hell. The conniving manipulating women need to be locked in cages, or have Lotus Foot like the ancient Chinese men knew about.
December 9th, 2005 at 5:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
wolfe, please put your gun to good use on the poster above.
December 9th, 2005 at 11:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 94bbe3affbced
I think the ape like monkey men will put their guns to good use on you female :)
December 10th, 2005 at 8:43 am - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
I disagree with much of what UP has to say here and elsewhere (though he’s right about suffrage laws), but specific gun use is not something one jokes about, Female. You once again prove your nature.
December 10th, 2005 at 8:55 am - IP Man-Hash: b48584d3d3034
Wolfe, women will kill you quicker than a man if given a chance ! Just ask any cop about the truly violent primitive nature of women. Did you know there was a mother who cut the arms off of her baby, and let it bleed to death ?
Now that is some sick demonic shit ! That’s why these bitches like female deserve NO pity, your feelings of good will are wasted on 97 percent of all women, FACT…
December 10th, 2005 at 3:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b3045c12f605
Who said I was joking? He’s an oxygen thief, a racist white supramacist, a redneck hick who advocated me to be swinging from a noose (I’m sure you’d find that amusing), suggested something indecipherable about monkey men or some such shit having their way with me (so I also assume he’s a rapist and/or a gangbanger), and no doubt will never offer anything meaningful to society. Much like this site. A bullet seems almost humane.
December 10th, 2005 at 3:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4f745068c01dd
Female=penis envy :)
December 10th, 2005 at 3:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8dd3dc862afae
So someone who “offers nothing to society” should be put to death? Charming fascist utopia you have there, Female.
-Dick
December 10th, 2005 at 3:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b3045c12f605
The problem is not only he, or indeed you, offer nothing to society, it’s also that you take away much of the value in it.
Considering animal species are culled when their populations become unsustainable, I see no reason why humans should not start instigating this practice now that the planet is under extreme stress. Selection of who gets to go must be made on the basis of emotional intelligence. Anyone scoring less than 100 on EI, and who also displays any form of prejudice, must be culled. That gets rid of discriminatory issues such as education/class disadvantage and all other forms of irrational prejudice related to colour, religion, culture, whatever. Perfectly logical. I don’t expect you to understand being a misogynist, prejudiced bigot.
December 10th, 2005 at 3:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4f745068c01dd
Lets start with culling spinster feminist females from the herd, you have all proved over and over again that you are less than useful. Unless your pride and glory Oprah Winfrey is considered to be the God of stingy behavior and useless whore babble :)
December 10th, 2005 at 3:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4f745068c01dd
Emotional intelligence ? HA HA HA, LMFWAO :) That’s a good ern female. No such thing. The only type of intelligence there is, is LOGIC !
Lets see you land an airplane or do a deep space mission with “emotional intelligence”. And I’ll sell you the Brooklyn Bridge too !
December 10th, 2005 at 3:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b3045c12f605
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You show your ignorance yet again. Like I advised previously, get yourself an education. In fifty years, it may be essential if you want to live.
Oh and all US talkshows are the garbage on which the masses of your nation feed.
December 10th, 2005 at 3:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b3045c12f605
Is that right you fool. Why don’t you google emotional test and see if it’s a fairytale or whether it exists. I used to think the movie Gatacca was a nightmare, now I’m beginning to think it’s a necessary cultural evolution.