Women Would Vote for Hitler
A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.
Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.
Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.
How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?
Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?
Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.
The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.
Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.
But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.
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is it a “girly-man” aka a “Feminist male” pretending to be a normal guy? is it a member from one of the legions of the “Womyn from Hell”?
who knows, but my experience is this.
It is unfortunate but I have been at locations in the military where ral behavior such as is described above happened.
Those who did it don’t talk about doing such things.
Not before the “action”, rarely during the “action”, and never after the “action”.
Only wannabees talk like that. Or freaks who think they’d LIKE to be able to do the described actions, buy who would poop themselves, should such shikt actually begin to occur.
now THOSE, i HAVE seen and heard a lot of/from.
if guys, they always seem to have short life-spans.
if “girls”, then they are usually fatter than the Hindenburgh, and mad violent crazy. in other words, “Super Bull Dykes”.
you left out that when Hitler spoke, at rallies mostly attneded by women, for real, women wouold “swoon” by the dozens.
Nearly everything that evil fucker said, the women signed of on.
Last word, NEVER say this to a German woman when you have your dick in her mouth!
WOmen……….still an unknowable species.
Most women are frigid cunts and worthless pieces of garbage.
A woman by any other name is still a woman.
It’s about the fascism. Unlike women, Hitler knew what he was talking about. The best way to define Hitler would be an “evil genius,” and everyone knows a woman will never be considered a genius by anyone with an above average IQ.
Most women are racist, sexist cunts who only look out for their own selfish interests first. After all, when was the last time any man received something of value from a woman who was not related to him?
No, because Anglos see boys as expendable.
But nobody will call it a hate crime, because infant boys are not a special interest group. Maybe they should get organized.
What about a lesbian couple in power? They’re great at beating up people weaker then them.
Too bad Hitlary didn’t make it. Got her ass kicked by a man. A black man she didn’t think could win.
No bigger tyrant than a women with power.
Because you’re a typical female Nazi cunt.
This is entertaining.
Maybe I would vote for Hitler, now that you mention it.
Wow are u serious?
if either man or women dissappear from the earth either sex is fucked through reproduction anyways but supposing we can all suddenly asexually reproduce I sort of want to explore this topic. Men have made almost all major technologies in the world and we have also invented things to help women too like the tampon. While as women have brought along very little compared to acheivements created by men and still have not done very much from my eyes to improve the world. And honestly should the earth be put in this situation i think men would be fine where as women would divide into small barbaric tribes. Women are too obsessed with vanity and little else (cleaning, appearance etc.)and are often to stubborn or to judgemental to solve a conflict and with none of the smarter women workin toegether they would slowly work themselves back into the stone age. Men have made earth thrive where women have kept the species goin.
Personally I find this article fucking hilarious, and for the most part true. Yeah it may be a bit of a generalization, all of the articles are. But when it boils down to it 98% of women are like that.
And could you please QUOTE for me one time when he says men ARE perfect?
I bet you think you’re so clever, why don’t you go fuck yourself and DO something that may earn you a tiny bit of respect from the men.
correction: I don’t believe Dick should be put to death, nor would I decapitate him or disembowel him. I merely am saying I would tell him that he is spreading hateful propaganda for no good reason other than to boost his own ego. I was not being serious, and do not wish any harm on to Dick. I hope he understands the consequences of his actions: namely, he is making broad generalizations and speaking rashly.
It’s funny that you mention Hitler in this because the same way that Hitler spoke about the Jews during the 1940s is the exact same attitude we find being displayed here. When Dick is being quoted saying, “Women are free loading citizens who leech off the beautiful body of society,” just replace “women” with Jews, and that’s a direct quote from Hitler. I’m going to go ahead and say that I won’t go for the easy jokes about Dick being gay based on how much he raves that he loves Penises. But tell me, if vaginas are so bad, why are they the sole motivator for 95% of the actions? People on the site who believe this crazy propaganda should be shot in the face. More importantly, everyone should know that women could function in a world without men, Men could never exist in a world without women. Remember that next time you decide to go off on how women are incapable of working, decision-making, or being anything more than shallow and materialistic creatures. You all have mothers, and maybe a small group of you have wives or girlfriends, try and remember to show a little respect. Just like you wouldn’t want someone pointing and laughing at your micro penis, No one likes to be ridiculed of in a malicious fashion.
Lastly, Dick should be a fucking man and tell everyone where he’s from and who he is. I think we all know he’s afraid to because an angry mob wielding fire and pitchforks will come after him. Funny enough, if he ever got cornered, he’d probably piss himself and cry like a little girl, only exclaiming “It was all just a joke! I just did it for attention! Ha ha! Pretty funny guys, right?! RIGHT?!” And if I ever met him, which I hope I don’t, I would gut the motherfucker like a deer. Then I’d decapitate him, mount his head on a stick and parade it around town, to say “this is what happens to stupid assholes who talk senseless shit.” Then I’d put the post in my front yard along with his entrails just to remind everyone what happens when hate spills out of you like a verbal diarrhea. We know that Dick’s just trying to ride the wave of fratire literature. Its just that instead of trying to pull a Don Rickles and be funny like Tucker Max, Dick comes off as the Michael Richards of the bunch, and is just painfully unfunny and lacks any redeemable qualities whatsoever. Just like Hitler, Dick should be put to death, if for nothing else, just to stop us from hearing anymore incessant rambling.
American and Canadian women are frigid cunts and worthless pieces of shit.
Hitler did not ‘win’ anything. The Nazis did well in the elections because of economic catastrophe in the Thirties, but not well enough to form a legitimate government. The unrest they were causing led Hindenburg to invite Hitler to form a government within a constitutional framework. Hitler then demolished all constitutional constraints and democratic processes to become dictator by imprisoning or killing his opponents. All that can hardly count as ‘winning’ in the democratic sense.
George Bush wouldn’t be a good dictator. However, he might have a chance if Karl Rove was in charge of propaganda :)