Women’s Blogs = Logs
Between jobs and drinking buddies, there are a lot of inane clutterings about the world men know little about. Sewing is one of them. Scrapbooking is another of these things. Scrapbooking is so womanly that I have banned myself from ever appearing in a scrapbook. Such a notion sickens me.
Life is meant to be lived, fellows and gentlemen. It’s not a science project. You don’t hit life with a noxious aerosol concoction of chlorine and formaldehyde and then mount it in a shadow box.
I am a man. I am the anti-scrapbook.
Another lame activity men know little about is called “blogging”.
The process of writing things down regularly and putting them on the internet is called blogging. In my research for this article, however, it seems to me that writing things down for about three months and putting them on the internet is called “blogging”.
What I also found during my research is that all internet blogs can be categorized thusly: blogs that are content rich and provide information or a unique perspective into given events and social phenomena, and blogs that are full of whiny shit and smiley faces.
In other words, blogs have as many genders as people.
Here’s some startling facts to shock and amaze you:
1. 95% of blogs are written by men.
2. The rest are absolute shit.
Women blog like they speak. They have limited vocabularies stunted by gingivitis and Teen Dream magazine, and all they do all day long is talk about themselves. Women hate themselves; and their blogs all suck because that’s all they fucking talk about.
Today I thought about my cats!
Tons of perverted guys are emailing me! Gross!
I have bipolar!
You do not fucking have bipolar.
You don’t have A.D.D. You don’t have dyslexia. You don’t have a slow metabolism. You don’t have psychic abilities. You don’t have trust issues. You don’t have any problems in the whole goddamn world. You just have a vagina and an internet account and not a clue how to use either.
Men, on the other hand, are so great and positive about ourselves that sometimes I tell a boring story about me even when I know it’s boring. I don’t even fucking care. Women just want to make themselves sound as dumb as possible, both in the real world and in their shit blogs — or should I say: shit logs? It’s how they attract mates.
Men will never stop trying to fix a problem. It’s in our man natures. That’s why the show House MD is such a great show. It’s realistic. Fuck Cosmo and seventeen, the real way to keep a man forever is to constantly behave like a hapless fuck up.
Write about what you love. A great man once told me that, or perhaps I figured it out for myself and also have enough humility to assign it to a great man. Do what you love. Maybe that’s what a great man once told me.
Well women hate themselves. That combined with their inability to write makes them a noxious concoction of shitty “blogging”.
Women can’t blog for shit. Men are better than women.
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You don’t have to “STEAL” money from women.
When they are willing to GIVE it to you.
Stealing is crooked, corrupt, and wrong.
Here’s what I do.
Whenever a girl says something stupid, such as:
• “Do you love me?”
• “Does my ass look fat in these pants?”
• “Where you looking at that other girl?”
…. I immediately ask her if she can break a $20 bill.
(and they never can)
So then I tell her to GIVE me $20… and she does.
You can make alot of money this way.
Magic.
My two fiancee’s found out I was playing both of them. I didn’t care because they was caking me with money and paying for my bankruptcies and loans. This is how I do my sistas!
The thing is, women rarely, if ever, seem in a hurry to do combat duties. Being killed and mutilated on the battlefield is something women are happy for men to do. The fact that women make useless soldiers is besides the point. Women are cowards. Men are better then women.
Perhaps the reason women’s blogs are so unpopular is because subconsciously, no one wants to read the rantings of a coward.
And this just proves that heretic is an idiot. You know nothing of women so until you at least have some sort of inkling of what women are shut your fucking trap. You have as much intelligence as a rock. You are in fact pathetic.
You are more a coward than I could ever be-of that I’m sure.
shut up iain sillars
dickmaticcccccc is the man wooooooooooooo ha ha
iain?
iain?
Yes they would, JM!
That’s a good point. I’ll keep it in mind next time women try to get my site kicked off the internet.
-Dick
Hey dick:
If women hate themselves, and they blog about themselves, wouldn’t female written blogs qualify as anti-woman hate speech?
LMFAO!
What’s the matter, Heretic?
You don’t think it’s fair that when women get captured then rescued by Black Berets and the female is called a “hero”?
What kind of mysoganist are you?
Gwallan, nice find.
Isn’t that an interesting counterpoint to today’s world where a female’s word is always taken over that of a male.
From West Aus in the past week.
Six-year-old boy accused of sexual harassment
Innocent boy’s jail nightmare
@Female - Check you wolfy PM inbox tomorrow
I’m not denying that, occasionally, women do combat duty. Merely, I’m sick of the way that men are generally expected to do-and-die, whereas women are only expected to cower in air-raid shelters. I never heard of a female-only military draught.
Generally speaking, women are disingenuous cowards and that’s one of the reasons men are so resentful towards them.
Israel is a puny country who’s only success comes from American equipment and funds.
Take away US aid and arms and see how their women fight.
Well in England women and men feature in the adverts for the army. Maybe thats why we are so kick ass.
Heretic, that sounds just great but there are better ways to get me to answer your statement on women in the military. Ive been involved in discussions on women in the military before and those didnt turn out too well if I remember correctly. But fine, Vietnam - Viet Cong; Israel; Kashmir? Special Unit - combat; Australia; UK; USA - backend ops and medics. Just yesterday I saw a recruitment ad on TV for women to join the Aust Army Reserve. This is the first time Ive seen an army ad targeting women.
Female, would you like me to shit down your neck? It can be arranged.
Indeed.
The thing that made this all possible is the widespread and cheap availibility of digital movie making tech. As it becomes even cheaper and easier to use, expect more average white Westerners to make more movies of their own without “whitey is evil” historical revisionism.
SOTS, you’re bang on the money there! The Talmudic Jews in Hollywood seem to despise European males.
Although it wasn’t perfect, the 300 at least showed European males in a positive light. I remember thinking at the time how the black, Persian king was made to look evil and immoral compared to the white Spartans. Still, they all died in the end though…