One Small Step for Man, One Enormous Step Backwards for Women

From the point of view of a sportsman, there is nothing worse than watching children at play. Unforced errors, misunderstandings of basic rules and protocols, a complete disregard for fundamentals; all of these and more plague little leagues across the Earth. However, as a man, there is nothing more fulfilling than watching these same children playing in a league that is all their own — free to excel and set the bar as they see fit in a system that’s bent over backwards to suit them.

That’s exactly how I feel about Hilary Clinton being inducted into the Women’s Hall of Fame.

Women have a hall of fame? Isn’t that cute.

Such notables in the Women’s Hall of Fame are:

Dr. Rita Rossi Colwell - the first female director of the National Science Foundation; honored for getting a fucking job, which truly is a feat for women.

Antonia Novello - the first lady Surgeon General of the United States. Wait a minute. I’m seeing a theme here.

If you were to look up the entrants in the Men’s Hall of Fame you wouldn’t find any because there is no Hall of Fame for men. That’s actually called history. That’s why it starts with the “his” prefix, because women don’t mean shit in it. Things like the women’s hall of fame are exactly why. If women spent less time talking about how fucking great they were and more time doing things like inventing wheels, fire, and nuclear bombs, they might have a footnote in the appendix. As it stands, however, Lassie is the most famous bitch in history. I can’t see that changing.

Go scroll through the list of beatified broads for yourself. You’ll find that usually all it takes to get into the Women’s Hall of Fame is a single career — something that a man will have six or seven of by the time he is done sticking it to the business world. Unless you’re Hilary Clinton. She got into the Women’s Hall of Fame for not giving any kind of a shit when her rich and powerful husband went on a Sausage Party all over town. But if you think about it, what could possibly be a more laudable female trait? A woman who gets her panties in a twist about matrimonial indiscretion is like a man with a coke problem. Everything could be running along smoothly and then BAM! The whole thing’s blown to hell in a hand basket all because she couldn’t keep her nose out of it.

The Women’s Hall of Fame (just like the Women’s Chess League and Valentine’s Day) is just one knot is a long yarn of female self congratulatory bullshit. It’s just like little league football or baseball. The rules are totally different, you can take timeouts whenever you want because someone skinned their knee or got pregnant and no one calls you out for being a fucking hypocrite for doing it, and unless you have to watch and give a shit about the whole pathetic deal, you don’t.

The first woman that refuses admission into this joke of a Hall gets the much more prestigious, male-endowed MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month Award.

Browse through all the greatest women that history doesn’t give a shit about.
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Comment by Ross
2008-07-02 06:35:51

man killer said:

I DONT NEED TO LISTEN TO YOUR SHIT AS IF .YOU ALWAYS ASUME IM A LITTLE GIRL DON’T YOU HA HA AND IT’S MUMMY YOU FOOL AND WHAT THE HELL MUMMY AND DADDY? ER NO JUST WEIRED BOYS THAT SPEND TO MUCH TIME ON THE COMPUTER AND I DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT MY SPELLING AND DONT NEED TO SPELL IN MY LINE OF WORK YOU ALL SHOULD NOW I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT . ESPECIALLY WOLFE AND DICKMATIK. I WILL LEAVE THIS SITE SOON AS I HAVE TO GO TO WORK CAN U GUESS WHAT SORT OF JOB I DO?

Then I guess we don’t need to listen to yours, hmm?

 
Comment by bola
2008-06-21 04:40:26

KristinM said:

http://www.lycaeum.org/books/books/psychedelic_experience/tib2.html

One giant step forward for me, then…:)

You’re clutching to straws.

 
Comment by KristinM
2008-06-14 10:28:52
 
Comment by Darrel Harb
2008-04-09 07:25:54

Clearly mankiller feels she has had some very bad days with a man or men. I’ll bet that whatever evil happened to her, (a)woman (including herself) that should have had her back actually facilitated it by omission or commission.
Honey, most likely you were done in by your own weaknesses and now you’re willing to kill off anyone ( ie men) who possess the clarity of thought and perspecuity to identify it and bring it BACK to your attention.

Respectfully submitted
Darrell Harb

 
Comment by Darrel Harb
2008-04-09 07:11:12

“Man killer”: Woman doing ‘man’ badly. Typical misguided penis envy. Pathetic, pathologic, purile, proving Dicks’.. every… single… point.

 
Comment by Benignbullet
2007-11-18 03:32:46

Yes, and please remember to make them wear condoms.

 
Comment by Benignbullet
2007-11-18 03:29:44

man killer said:

YOU ARE ALL FAT YANKS AND CAMEL RIDERS I HATE EVERY ONE I KILLED MY LAST HUSBAND AND I WILL HUNT YOU ALL DOWN AND SLAUGHTER YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AND I WILL KILL AND KILL EVERY MAN ALIVE

Since you’ve already proven to us that you’re an idiot, I won’t even bother your female emotions…I mean, er, brain, with asking you to prove just one of your ASSertations.

 
Comment by 1989
2007-07-15 04:49:45

WOW this is some funny shit. I’m a woman but I must confess that none of this is offensive to me, and I belive that it shouldn’t be offensive to any other woman either. For the last thirty years feminists have been completely slandering men, making future generations think all men are pigs. And to tell the truth most of this stuff is so true about women, just face it sometimes we are lousy at certain things. The thing about pointing the flashlight into space is so true. For me at least. The only website I have found offensive to women is chauvinisto.blogspot.com, and only because he refers to every woman as a cunt and only good for blowjobs, but its still has its funny moments. Everybody just needs to lighten up.

 
Comment by Recentsingledad
2007-07-12 19:09:35

I recently stumbled on this website - and have to admit; I love the man-way of thinking. You guys will love this. I’m pretty sure my wife of 10 years has left me for one of those “lesbians” you all so eloquently discuss here.

Here’s my deal tho……I have the kids, the 3 bedroom house, and have her paying the car…..

She thinks when she can make enough $$, that the roles will reverse, and she’ll ’stick it’ to me like the bitch she is.

I’m tired of being the one who gets crapped on, and I’m not standing up to her bullshit anymore. My atty has already told me I’d more than likely win in court, as she was the one who ‘abandoned’ us.

Thanks for all your insights, and I’ll be reading more soon!!

 
2007-03-29 09:40:18

Just out of curiosity, how many ladies in here are lesbians?

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-03-29 08:07:14

diamatik said:

Necroswordsman, the name of the game is “ignore the whore.” Do not respond or refer to the little fem-bot slut.

Damn. Loss of manpoints for me then :(

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-03-29 04:35:56

Ralohcs Denreal said:

As a child I used to wonder why our forefathers wouldn’t let black people learn to write. “What could be the harm in that?”, I thought…

… and?

 
Comment by BlackMage
2007-03-28 18:32:02

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics.
Even if you win you’re still retarded.

That being said, mankiller’s whole ‘internet tough guy’ act is the funniest thing I’ve seen all night.

 
Comment by Oldone
2007-03-28 16:47:22

Well, see what happens when women learn to write. It is all down hill from there.

-Oldone

 
Comment by Ralohcs Denreal
2007-03-28 16:34:56

That’s actually called history. That’s why it starts with the “his” prefix,

Wow. I never thought of it that way! History = His Story. Geez, I learn something new every time I listen to a man.

“I don’t think there has ever been a better time to be a woman than in the United States of America in the 21st century,” [-Hillary Clinton]

So, Hillary is saying that 98.67% of women being manic-depressant, divorced, can’t-live-without-my-Prozac, fucked-n-chucked by 37 guys, welfare queens is a better time than any in his-story for women?

Even Hillary was fucked-n’-chucked by her husband in the broad public domain for all to see. Ya gotta wonder…

Sorry Hill, but even if I did value the opinion of the 3-holed option packages, it wouldn’t be the opinion of a fucked-n’-chucked one.

man killer said:

YES OK THEN SON OF A SLAG YOU ARE VERY ANGRY JUST LIKE ME I WANT TO KILL MOST MEN NOT ALL I LIKE SOME OF THEM BUT REALLY I HAVE BEEN TO PRISON FOR KILLING MY LAST HUSBAND…

As a child I used to wonder why our forefathers wouldn’t let black people learn to write. “What could be the harm in that?”, I thought…

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-03-28 13:38:39

Necroswordsman, the name of the game is “ignore the whore.” Do not respond or refer to the little fem-bot slut.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-03-28 13:35:15

man killer said:

I DONT NEED TO LISTEN TO YOUR SHIT

Then why do you?

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-03-28 12:50:21

Dakota Smith, the name of the game is “ignore the whore.” Do not respond or refer to the little fem-bot slut.

 
Comment by Dakota Smith
2007-03-28 12:46:06

man killer said:

I WANT TO KILL MOST MEN

Whatever, cavern cunt — as if you’re capable of hurting anyone, much less a man.

Now slink off back to your bedroom and play with your diseased little snatch.

 
Comment by man killer
2007-03-28 12:42:37

YEAH OK IM GETTING BORED NOW I HAVE TO GO LOVE YOU ALL LOADS .

 
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