A Woman’s Shelf Life Is Not 30
A lot of people will tell you women are no good after the age of 30. It’s called a shelf life; the age at which the utility of a woman — the benefits of starting a relationship with her — no longer outweigh the staggering and nearly Herculean downsides. The second the clock strikes 12 on that fateful day, a woman’s skin wilts and her hands turn into wax paper. It’s not a pretty sight.
The real question is: is it true? Are women really that bad after 30? Should they be avoided at all costs?
No. Women’s shelf life isn’t 30. It’s 23.
You can’t fuck with women over 23 and I’ll tell you why. First of all, you have to keep in mind that no woman under the age of 23 has ever supported herself. She might have gotten a cute little job running errands for a playboy or selling clothes to other women under 23, but those aren’t real jobs. Real jobs have titles like Doctor or Junior Blank. Feel free to fill in that blank with your man-job.
At the age of 23, the real world hits women like a ton of fucking bricks going about a million miles an hour. That’s fine for us men. We’re made out of mighty man-putty. That’s why men are so flexible and fun to be around. We’re pliant and if you stick newspaper to our face, it leaves a copy behind without also acting like a total bitch about it for the next week.
Women, however, are as stubborn and stupid as cement mules. When real life comes tearing up the tracks of their 24th birthday, full of swearing and guys in suits who offer them 500 dollars in exchange for a blowjob for being in the obviously wrong place at the obviously wrong time, it shatters their fragile woman psyche.
As a man, psyches aren’t important. They’re a silly thing mostly left to psychoanalysts and other professions made specifically to pick up the pieces of things women have broken. Psyches are important to women though. And if they’re broken, women are fucked. They get all kinds of stupid ideas in their heads — kind of like opinions, but twisted and bent like you’re hearing them through a fun house mirror.
Women over the age of 23 have their heads screwed on the wrong fucking way and also have the threads misaligned so the screw in part gets all fucked up. That’s why college is such a colossal waste of money for women. It’s not like they need to learn anything. If women aren’t married by the time they’re 23, they’re fucked anyway. I don’t have the statistics for that on-hand, but I think it’s something like a woman over 23 has a better chance of being eaten by a bear on fire than getting married to someone who isn’t in prison.
Even if that’s not true, I’m not going to sit here and listen to anyone tell me women need to go to college to meet guys. College guys have parties and they don’t card hot women at the door for their fucking student IDs do they?
No, they don’t.
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August 1st, 2006 at 1:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 12a058b6dc4b3
I think it depends from woman to woman. Some women’s shelf life is 19. But in many cases it starts out after their first year of college. I once dated an 18 year old. She was fine for a white until she went to college. When she came back that year she became a bitch.
The only way women get into colleges in the first place is because of government handouts, subsidies, and/or affirmative action.
August 1st, 2006 at 1:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90c8a15c54218
That’s completely true in every respect, silverbackman. Good points.
-Dick
August 1st, 2006 at 6:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
23 is a very good rule of thumb. She’s generally experienced [no, whining female idiots, I don't mean sexually] but not bitter. Brutal bitterness can indeed occur at an early age; silverback’s point is well-taken.
-wolfe
September 15th, 2006 at 12:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 997f6f123c119
I just have to chime in. I have been reading this web site for several days now and I love it. Women suck. I have a 38 year old hag ex-wife and a 25 year old bitch that said she could not get pregnant and now I have a 3 year old with her. I earn about 140K per year and have to act like I am broke. If I don’t they are all over me. Point to the thread is that the 25 year old got married to another guy at 24, now is getting divorced, and she is back coming after me now. She informed me that “she wants to be a stay at home mom? So do I. I want to fucking stay at home and live my life on permanent vacation while someone else pays the bills. I will even put out and most likely paint and do shit to make the house look better. No wait, no I won’t, I’ll start watching Opra and maybe if I hit the mute button during the Tyra skank show I can get hot enough to jerk off to it. How about a little lesbo action with Opra and Tyra? Maybe then men would tune in, as a means to puke. Fucking women, can’t live with them and dig a hole deep enough over night.
September 15th, 2006 at 2:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: dc4b477cfd13b
Check out the forums, londog. I’ve got a thread there that seriously suggests that men are better off with a RealDoll.
I’m not kidding. I might have been before my last breakup, but I’m not any more.
Women don’t like “nice guys” and are incapable of appreciating them when they have them. Women like men who are self-centered, callous jerks at best and violent drunks at worst.
This pretty much lets me out of their consideration.
Not that it’s a problem, because women are too much work with not enough return:
Chaos and artificial drama descends as they constantly vie to be the center of attention wherever they go. They nag, bitch, and carry on. They lie to your face and never bat an eyelash. They’re vain and spiteful.
And they never once even consider that their actions might be immoral, unethical, or just downright selfish.
They make lousy companions. They’re all smiles and excitement when you’re doing what they want to do. When you’re doing what you want to do, be prepared for spiteful vengance.
They’re a constant and useless drain on your finances. Under the best of circumstances, you have to pay for dinner, movies, events, etc. Under the worst, you end up paying for their lazy asses the rest of their lives.
And how many of us haven’t ended up loaning one or more of them “emergency money” for rent, groceries, utilities, etc. that we never got returned?
You want children? Well, be prepared to raise them yourself even if you’re married. What’s more likely is that she’ll divorce you, take you for every penny, use the children as a bargaining chip, and then run off with them for some man with more money. They’re rotten parents and would just as soon not be saddled with the apples of your eye.
Do women bring anything of value to a relationship? No, not a damned thing.
Emotional support? Modern women are more likely to kick you when you’re down than to help you back up again. Time was, if you lost your job your wife would kiss you and say, “I’m not worried. I know you’ll be on your feet in no time. We’ll tighten our belts for a while, but I have faith in you.” Nowadays, lose your job and the skank will be out looking for another man to pick up her bills before you even have a chance to take your shoes off.
A good, home-cooked meal? Nowadays, women know less about cooking than men. They make the same microwavable dinners that we do. We don’t need them to eat any better than we already do.
A clean home? Nope: along with cooking, women abandoned housekeeping when they got themselves “liberated.” Men were required to pick up the slack, and now we keep house at least as well or better than they do.
Regular sex, even? Nope — you’ll have far more sex before you’re married than after. Particularly after she has all the kids she thinks she wants, you can kiss your sex life goodbye.
So … given all of the above, what the hell do we need women for?
One thing: sex. Sex with a woman is still better than masturbation.
Well, sort of. Even sex is generally lackluster. Oh, sure, you can have an orgasm, but in general, women are clueless in bed. My last girlfriend was awesome, but she was bipolar — and it turns out that hypersexuality is a symptom of bipolar.
Normal “well-adjusted” women make crappy lovers. They tend to just lay there. They don’t have any concept of the male body, nor do they appear to have any interest in exploring it. If you want them to do something, you practically have to give them blueprints, step-by-step instructions, and a set of motivational tapes.
Notice all those “women’s magazines” on the shelves like Cosmo and Seventeen that purport to tell women what men love in bed? Have you ever read one of those articles? It all boils down to, “Fool around, experiment, and see what he likes.” Men don’t need to be told that, we fool and around and experiment with our lover’s body for fun.
Oh, and the stuff that men really like? They’ll generally do it — but grudgingly, and they’re likely to bitch about it afterward. Never mind that the stuff they really like we do even if we’re not all that thrilled about it, and we don’t bitch. Hell, we’re afraid to, for fear they’ll withhold their bodies from us out of spite.
Furthermore, they’re incapable of appreciating a good lover when they have one. I don’t mind saying that I’m quite good in bed. I’m not hung like a horse and I don’t look like Brad Pitt, but I work hard and I use a variety of accoutrements to make absolutely damned sure that my lover enjoys herself.
Wasted effort, as it turns out.
So seriously, what does a human woman have that a RealDoll doesn’t? A certain level of interactivity, and that’s all. But given that most women just lie there anyway, is that additional interactivity worth all the madness and expense a human woman will give you?
Hell, no, it isn’t!
The sad, inescapable truth is that women are so useless, expensive, and amoral, that their they are no longer worth having a relationship with.
I’m giving up relationships and getting a RealDoll. I’m totally serious.
Sure, it’ll cost me $6K, but amortized over time, that’s only $400 a year for 20 years. I dare you to find a woman that won’t cost you ten times that amount a year — and the RealDoll will do what you want, not bitch, not complain, not give you artificial drama, not lie to you, and not make you wait until she feels like having sex.
Seriously: women aren’t worth the trouble. Buy a RealDoll.
September 15th, 2006 at 2:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
Good points, londog. That’s a shame to have happened to you.
-Dick
January 28th, 2007 at 5:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: be4d0b8b8e273
FUCK! I only have 5 years left on my expiry date. Shit!
January 28th, 2007 at 6:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
damn, and im already 17. i better enjoy these last 6 yrs before im “no good and fucked up”.
January 28th, 2007 at 10:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2d5f294fd2234
Yeah Sandra you should hurry and get your whore on soon.
Get your STDs before you expire.
January 29th, 2007 at 9:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 74f0e4cb4ab20
I’m expired by 13 years, LOL. I got my masters by 30 after managing restauraunts and had to put myself through school. Education was king in my family growing up and I had to work my way through school waitressing, which is fine and I love being self sufficient. I noticed the majority of females I worked with who were in school were there to make spending money because they still lived at home and mommy and daddy paid their way. Their number one goal was finding a husband. At college. I was too busy studying and working to date. I run into these women today, and they are either divorced or unhappily married. They are no longer cute and pretty bitter. I almost took the plunge, but thank goodness I did not. I enjoy my career and my life and have found the best type of man is one that wasted time with an uneducated loser who was more worried about her next manicure or shopping excursion to waste his money.
Another thing Dick failed to mention is that women typically let themselves go, especially after they get married or after this age. To me, it is even more important to look even better after you find a partner. And whatever you do, realize that sex can be very enjoyable and don’t use it as a tool. They make jokes that after marriage, sex goes away. And the women are most likely to blame, which shows how stupid they are. They are the ones missing out too. If I were a man, I would be pissed off if the woman I ended up with did this.
Ladies, you can get pissed off at what you read and rant stupid bitchfits, or learn. Being as young as you say, take heed to what is being said here. Women in general only have themselves to blame that men think like this.
January 29th, 2007 at 9:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
I’m going to college to learn, not meet guys/potential husbands. I’ve always cared about my schoolwork and grades. Dick said something about if you’re not married by 26, you’re screwed. That’s bullshit. Plenty of people get married past that age and nothing is wrong with you, guy or gal, if you’re not married by then. But anyways, I already got accepted to my 1st choice college back in December [and I'm so glad I don't have to do any more college applications]. But I can’t see how anyone can live w/ their parents any longer than they have to. I mean, I can’t imagine it feeling any good. You’re living in your mother’s basement, cmon. Where’s the integrity? And yeah, I agree with that last part Sparky; it’s pretty true.
-sandra
January 29th, 2007 at 10:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 74f0e4cb4ab20
Well Sandra, look at how some women come on here. They freak out. I am not offended in the slightest about what Dick said. I’m 36 and not married, but am in a pretty good relationship. I’m not saying you do this, but some really lose it here. If there is no truth in what these guys are saying when it comes to you personally, then I don’t think they need the lecture they get from some of the gals. If I get married, he will know it is simply because I love him and want him, not because I need him. I have my own place and made my own way. What is sad is the majority of the women these days are just like Dick describes. It is a fact and you will see exactly how much integrity women lack. Yes, there are men like that, but women far exceed it. I am more pissed about them than what Dick says. It’s an opinion many women have earned.
You will find in your experiences in college, much of what I say is very true in regards to women’s intentions. Furthermore, you will find the majority of these women flock to be a teacher or some other liberal arts medium and it is shameful how slutty they get. I am not saying all who aspire to teach are like this, but many are. I find it amazing how these women strive to be on those crazy videos out there as well.
Being 36 years old, it is very true that women after 23 have less of a chance getting married. I think Dick missed into other reasons though. Women let themselves go. Why do you think more women are getting heart disease at alarmingly increasing rates? In a way, I was blessed to have inheritied a high cholesterol rate which makes me watch my diet and keep in shape. I find it very sad that women do this to themselves and sadder when a women lets herself go becasue she is “safe” and “snagged” a husband. It is fraud, pure and simple.
January 29th, 2007 at 11:37 am - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
yeah, it’s kind of embarrassing when girls come on here and freak out instead of making calm, rational posts they just resort to name-calling and a bunch of exclamation points. btw- those hundreds of bitchy posts under my 2 diff ‘man-hashes’ are NOT mine ['cept the ones under 'sandra' of course]. but then again, i don’t easily get ‘offended’ by things. i don’t agree with many of the things on this site, but i’m not going to try and ‘change’ how people think, because it’s not like i can in the first place. oh, and it’s not my right to either [; P.S. if you ever have any extra time and want to read something really short you can click my name and it will take you to my myspace pg. and you can read my latest blog that i posted. it’s called “you’re dying, but at least with style”; you might like it. [:
January 29th, 2007 at 12:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
No one cares. Fuck off.
Starting sentences with “anyways” and “so” makes you seem like the immature little girl that you are.
-Dick
January 29th, 2007 at 12:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2d5f294fd2234
The words “woman” and “integrity” should never be used in the same sentence. Unless you were saying “Women have no integrity.”
January 29th, 2007 at 12:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
“Furthermore, you will find the majority of these women flock to be a teacher or some other liberal arts medium and it is shameful how slutty they get. I am not saying all who aspire to teach are like this, but many are.”
one last thing, i don’t understand why you mentioned teachers.. i have a lot of respect for them. at least the ones who don’t just sit at their desk and give us “busy work”.. but how are “many” of them “slutty”?
-sandra
January 29th, 2007 at 12:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 74f0e4cb4ab20
Sandra, read carefully. I was saying that women of that caliber usually flock to that profession IMO. It was what I witnessed.
January 30th, 2007 at 12:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
I fucked a teacher, she was a fairdinkum whore.
January 30th, 2007 at 3:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 2d5f294fd2234
One voice I jsut want to know one thing?
Did she actually teach you anything?
January 30th, 2007 at 5:28 am - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Probably some new positions ;p
January 30th, 2007 at 11:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
Probably some new positions ;p
she even sucked at teaching me those lol
January 30th, 2007 at 2:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8348ee9169e59
Statistics show that the average age of marriage for women is 25-26 in the new century. I am aquainted with many young women, but I know of only one who got married under 23. Maybe it is because of my location vs. yours. (I live in central MD)She and her then boyfriend were living together and using the pill for birth control. It failed and oops the baby came. (your very common all contemporary American saga) They got married after the conception. Guess what? Three years later, he got caught cheating. It could be his fault, her fault, or both. Maybe she didn’t provide sex after a year’s marriage. Maybe he was shallow and desired something sexier than a post pregnancy stretch marked stomach jiggling on top of his _ _ _ _. Who knows. My cousin-in-law was married at age 25. My cousin on the other side was 33. One lady at work told me she got married at age 26. Seventy Five percent of people under 30 I know are single and never married. I am actually right at age 23 and am female. I am not married, so I guess I better watch out for that bear on fire.
January 30th, 2007 at 3:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
Funny you should mention that, Sandra. You might find this little tale instructive. It’s long, but the ending explains all.
-wolfe
January 30th, 2007 at 5:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: eb4745eb5ea9e
Woman, what is your point?
January 30th, 2007 at 10:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2d5f294fd2234
I don’t think she had a point. She was just doing what women do so well, simply putting words together and pretending to be communicating.
And these women who come here breaking the rules just can’t believe that there are heterosexual men who don’t want their company.
Western women are incredibly vain.
January 31st, 2007 at 6:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
@Billy, Diamatik I did like Jennifer’s final line about the bear on fire. Dick was right. But you’re correct, that didn’t redeem the rest of that paragraphless epistle.
@Jennifer sorry (since unlike most of the women you don’t come on cursing and making 10 posts at once), but what you just wrote reads like a babbling mushy stream of consciousness with personal information tossed in.
This may work if you’re trying to pick up guys at last call, but it doesn’t really contribute to this site.
Look (for example) at what Sparky or Luka write. They address other people’s comments in the thread. Not all of what they have to say is right, valid or interesting (though that’s probably true of everyone), but it’s not random mush either.
-wolfe
January 31st, 2007 at 6:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
That bear on fire joke is way above my head. I’m guessing that it is a North American (pop) cultural reference?
January 31st, 2007 at 9:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
@Diamatik heh.
As Dick said, originally,
What Jennifer wrote wasn’t awful; it at least responded to what Dick wrote. Well sort of. It didn’t respond to any of the conversation since then.
And the ‘eaten by a bear on fire’ thing is pretty funny. As an image and in words. There’s also the whole subtext going on there, but that I’ll leave as an exercise for the reader.
-wolfe
January 31st, 2007 at 11:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
got it!
February 1st, 2007 at 12:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 71eaeac99a872
No you don’t, diamatik, how can you when it makes no sense??!!!
February 1st, 2007 at 6:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Female, humor is humor and it doesn’t have to make sense. Its only goal is to make you laugh. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan didn’t make any sense either … but we all had a good laugh.
February 1st, 2007 at 1:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2d5f294fd2234
It has to make no sense before this female would think she understood it.
February 3rd, 2007 at 6:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
Oh boy. OK. There was a meme floating about a decade ago that a single woman over 35(?) had a greater chance of being attacked by a terrorist than being married. This wasn’t (AFAIK) started by Newsweek, but it was certainly popularized by them in the US, and elsewhere in international editions.
It may not have made its merry way to Australia, but certainly it was a topic of conversation in Asia, Europe, Canada, Latin America, and the US at the time. I remember.
So, lowering the age, changing it to something less imminently threatening (post 9/11) than a terrorist, adding absurdity (not just a bear, which is threatening to someone in bear country) but a ‘bear on fire’, toss in the Colbert reference (of bears attacking) and you’ve got something quite funny.
At least for some of us.
Now I’m off to go save 23-year-old women being attacked by bears on fire and ravish them (in the non-rapine sense) before departing.
-wolfe
February 3rd, 2007 at 8:42 am - IP Man-Hash: a27ae8d015df1
The 2 week break between conference championships and Super Bowl is fucking bullshit.
March 24th, 2007 at 12:02 am - IP Man-Hash: b970e8787af34
I must say I can manage to dole out a man-point to a lady who knows it’s not prudent for a woman to utter an obscenity (”_ _ _ _”). Kudos to you for that.
I believe I may have discovered this sphinx’s riddle. This girl Jennifer is asking for advice. She has come to understand that the ideology of this site is correct, and realizing that as a girl she needs to be told, she is here like a lost child, seeking the wisdom of the oracle of our man-society to instruct her on what is best for her present situation, as all women ought.
But, like the simple child at Passover who does not know enough to ask the question, she is unable to explicitly communicate her real intention of her posting. We shall show compassion and guide her, before CSI, Sex & the City, and reality TV do.
Her concern is that even if she gets married before her rose has blossomed, her husband may still cheat, causing her more fire than her gentle heart could bear. She seems to understand that when a woman becomes lazy with regard to her post-partum upkeep that the man will (and should) seek comfort elsewhere.
I have heard it said that advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but just don’t want to admit it. Jennifer, my advice to you young child is to find yourself a nice gentleman, get married before your shelf-life expires, stop watching television, and devote yourself to being a loyal wife and mother. There you will find happiness, and if you have chosen correctly, your husband will not cheat. But it is up to you to rise to your responsibility as a woman each day. Remember you are not a man. You are women, and no one likes to hear a woman “roar”. Best regards to you.
May 27th, 2007 at 11:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 45a323ff28db9
OMFG Dick. You just explained my whole over 30 dating life. As well as american society in general. You really opened a can a worms with this deal, which i shall now probe in great detail.
HERE’s WHY: Women over 30 are for the most part, terrible, terrible dates or partners to get involved with! Its sad, it sucks, and its fucked up, but it is the truth, cant we all just get along? Ans: in 2007, no.
Reason 1: If they have kids, you probably dont want them even if they are a Playboy model and are the sweetest woman in the world :-( (Sorry ladies, its cause we will never be #1 in your life, not for 18 years anyway.)
2. If they HAVE NOT been married, its probably for a good reason - some terrible quirk, trauma, or emotional flaw. Himmler recommends: HIT IT AND QUIT IT; or PAY!
3. If they HAVE BEEN married, but have no kids, add 1 point, but they may still be angry at the last one, and as a result, guess whats comin your way pal?
4. American society is completely sociopathic and utterly merciless. You MUST stay under the radar or dont bother getting your ticket punched!!! I know. (of course, i could be wrong. ( ;-) )
The people who run shit in this motherfucking 3rd world to be, only recognizes money and ability. But no one will ever tell you as much. Think back and you will realize that you were “evaluated” since age 5. As proof, on my high school evaluation, they said i was best suited as “new car get ready man”. Since then, (1978) i got a BS degree from CSU Northridge, served in military, and got a Microsoft MCSE. Guess what i am still doing for a living?
May 27th, 2007 at 11:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 45a323ff28db9
Oh yeah and the point, as a result at age 47 i am bitter, broke, alone, and drunk. No one cares, least of all, Heinrich Hinnler, and i am fine with that. Dont fuck wit da man. Someday this war’s gonna end, son.
May 27th, 2007 at 1:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: a195d2c8d4a47
Herr Himmler, it sounds like you’re a Leykis 101 student. I recognize the “don’t date single mothers” thing and the “hit it and quit it” line. Although I don’t date, both are good suggestions. I have to disagree with any notion of giving money to women. Sam Adams: Always a good idea. Giving money to women: Always a BAD idea. (US-centric beer ad reference)
I attribute Tom Leykis to helping me grow my balls back, not to mention restoring my self-respect. All you men out there, I strongly suggest you listen to the man.
And don’t sell short the idea of being alone. God, how I WISH I were alone. I still have two teenage sons to raise, and I enjoy the short time I still have with them before they graduate college and move out, and then I’ll have my quietude, but fer crissake a little privacy now and again would be nice.
June 9th, 2007 at 10:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 1a7dd986a7b2d
I have been a stay at home mom for 7 years. I love my JOB, and I love knowing my children are safe and loved. Money could never compare. I miss having a paying job, I miss having more interaction with other adults.. I miss sick days, and bonuses, and vacation.. One thing I can say with 100% certainty is, some dumb ass at a daycare will never abuse my kids. My daughter will not be sexually molested. My kids will learn the difference between right and wrong. While other parents are out making their next dollar, I will be shaping my kids future. I know where my kids are at all times.
My question to all of you boys is this.. If women are so bad, why aren’t you gay?
June 9th, 2007 at 10:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 33b64bce6a7d6
My question to all of you boys is this.. If women are so bad, why aren’t you gay?
Because there are sluts and prudes out there to scar.
June 9th, 2007 at 10:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 44f1b11512926
“My question to all of you boys is this.. If women are so bad, why aren’t you gay?”
Who cares/ They are losers, this site is for losers.
The future is female. the y chromosone is *becoming extinct* slowly in humans, and that is a fact.
Women rock and only men who respect their sisters need exist.
These males here are nothingnesses, why bother?
June 9th, 2007 at 11:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 6468f5d359d1f
You are all fucking idiots. Women are just as smart and cool as any guys I know. Why don’t you guys out there who hate women go and fuck each other. It’s obvious that you all are either gay or latently gay and need to come out of the closet. All of my manly friends who could and would kick all of your asses, are not only married but love their wives and have the utmost respect for them. You should all get together and fuck each other in the ass and maybe stick your own thumb up your asses if you can’t find a willing guy. Guys can be the biggest pains the ass with thier stupid egos and unwillingness to change. I have found that women are more willing to listen and help others where as guys just care about sports and who they are going to fuck next. Go jack off to your porn you loser fucks, because that’s as close to a real woman as you are going to get.
June 9th, 2007 at 11:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 33b64bce6a7d6
Sisters…
Girls are whore-able liars. And nobody likes a liar. That’s right, you stupid prude.
As for the Y ‘chromosone *becoming extinct*’ - that’s just feminista bullshit. And if it ever does, which judging by the continued existence of male and female organisms throughout existence it will not, the human race will go extinct.
“Who’s gonna pay for my dinner? I’m hungry!”
Well, who’s going to fucking grow and cook your dinner you lazy cunt?
And then… silence.
Stupid whore.
June 9th, 2007 at 11:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 33b64bce6a7d6
No, I abuse my intelligence to fuck stupid sluts mentally into thinking I’m part of the ‘prude-in-crowd,’ another pussy-worshiper who actually sees girls as ‘friends,’ and then fuck their insecurities, and then just fuck them.
And it feels good. That’s why I do it. It feels good to see something that was just mother-fucking ass-naked cry as she realizes that I’ve been using her. It feels very good to see a prude knocked down a peg or two because… why not? I’ve been controlled and manipulated by girls, why not share the joy?
June 9th, 2007 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 6468f5d359d1f
Obviously, the ignorant misogynistic neanderthals on this web site have rotten mothers. If I gave birth to a subhuman like DOUBT, or his equally-moronic sidekicks, I’d kill my offspring. You all came out of a woman, and never forget that, you ignorant pieces of monkey shit. Where do subspecial creatures like you come from? Some women DO suck, and they’re called YOUR MOTHERS.
June 9th, 2007 at 11:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 33b64bce6a7d6
Look! What did I tell you?!
And so the bitch comes out and reveals who she really is. Don’t worry, you’re a superior girl! Why would you impersonate an inferior man if girls are so great?
If I found out I had a girl, I would do the Asian thing and abort her the second her second X-chromosome formed. That’s called selective equality.
1. Geoff Says:
June 9th, 2007 at 11:01 am- IP Man-Hash: 6468f5d359d1f
You are all fucking idiots. Women are just as smart and cool as any guys I know. Why don’t you guys out there who hate women go and fuck each other. It’s obvious that you all are either gay or latently gay and need to come out of the closet. All of my manly friends who could and would kick all of your asses, are not only married but love their wives and have the utmost respect for them. You should all get together and fuck each other in the ass and maybe stick your own thumb up your asses if you can’t find a willing guy. Guys can be the biggest pains the ass with thier stupid egos and unwillingness to change. I have found that women are more willing to listen and help others where as guys just care about sports and who they are going to fuck next. Go jack off to your porn you loser fucks, because that’s as close to a real woman as you are going to get.
2. Dianna Says:
June 9th, 2007 at 11:15 am- IP Man-Hash: 6468f5d359d1f
Obviously, the ignorant misogynistic neanderthals on this web site have rotten mothers. If I gave birth to a subhuman like DOUBT, or his equally-moronic sidekicks, I’d kill my offspring. You all came out of a woman, and never forget that, you ignorant pieces of monkey shit. Where do subspecial creatures like you come from? Some women DO suck, and they’re called YOUR MOTHERS.