A Woman’s Shelf Life Is Not 30
A lot of people will tell you women are no good after the age of 30. It’s called a shelf life; the age at which the utility of a woman — the benefits of starting a relationship with her — no longer outweigh the staggering and nearly Herculean downsides. The second the clock strikes 12 on that fateful day, a woman’s skin wilts and her hands turn into wax paper. It’s not a pretty sight.
The real question is: is it true? Are women really that bad after 30? Should they be avoided at all costs?
No. Women’s shelf life isn’t 30. It’s 23.
You can’t fuck with women over 23 and I’ll tell you why. First of all, you have to keep in mind that no woman under the age of 23 has ever supported herself. She might have gotten a cute little job running errands for a playboy or selling clothes to other women under 23, but those aren’t real jobs. Real jobs have titles like Doctor or Junior Blank. Feel free to fill in that blank with your man-job.
At the age of 23, the real world hits women like a ton of fucking bricks going about a million miles an hour. That’s fine for us men. We’re made out of mighty man-putty. That’s why men are so flexible and fun to be around. We’re pliant and if you stick newspaper to our face, it leaves a copy behind without also acting like a total bitch about it for the next week.
Women, however, are as stubborn and stupid as cement mules. When real life comes tearing up the tracks of their 24th birthday, full of swearing and guys in suits who offer them 500 dollars in exchange for a blowjob for being in the obviously wrong place at the obviously wrong time, it shatters their fragile woman psyche.
As a man, psyches aren’t important. They’re a silly thing mostly left to psychoanalysts and other professions made specifically to pick up the pieces of things women have broken. Psyches are important to women though. And if they’re broken, women are fucked. They get all kinds of stupid ideas in their heads — kind of like opinions, but twisted and bent like you’re hearing them through a fun house mirror.
Women over the age of 23 have their heads screwed on the wrong fucking way and also have the threads misaligned so the screw in part gets all fucked up. That’s why college is such a colossal waste of money for women. It’s not like they need to learn anything. If women aren’t married by the time they’re 23, they’re fucked anyway. I don’t have the statistics for that on-hand, but I think it’s something like a woman over 23 has a better chance of being eaten by a bear on fire than getting married to someone who isn’t in prison.
Even if that’s not true, I’m not going to sit here and listen to anyone tell me women need to go to college to meet guys. College guys have parties and they don’t card hot women at the door for their fucking student IDs do they?
No, they don’t.
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August 1st, 2006 at 1:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 12a058b6dc4b3
I think it depends from woman to woman. Some women’s shelf life is 19. But in many cases it starts out after their first year of college. I once dated an 18 year old. She was fine for a white until she went to college. When she came back that year she became a bitch.
The only way women get into colleges in the first place is because of government handouts, subsidies, and/or affirmative action.
August 1st, 2006 at 1:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90c8a15c54218
That’s completely true in every respect, silverbackman. Good points.
-Dick
August 1st, 2006 at 6:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
23 is a very good rule of thumb. She’s generally experienced [no, whining female idiots, I don't mean sexually] but not bitter. Brutal bitterness can indeed occur at an early age; silverback’s point is well-taken.
-wolfe
September 15th, 2006 at 12:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 997f6f123c119
I just have to chime in. I have been reading this web site for several days now and I love it. Women suck. I have a 38 year old hag ex-wife and a 25 year old bitch that said she could not get pregnant and now I have a 3 year old with her. I earn about 140K per year and have to act like I am broke. If I don’t they are all over me. Point to the thread is that the 25 year old got married to another guy at 24, now is getting divorced, and she is back coming after me now. She informed me that “she wants to be a stay at home mom� So do I. I want to fucking stay at home and live my life on permanent vacation while someone else pays the bills. I will even put out and most likely paint and do shit to make the house look better. No wait, no I won’t, I’ll start watching Opra and maybe if I hit the mute button during the Tyra skank show I can get hot enough to jerk off to it. How about a little lesbo action with Opra and Tyra? Maybe then men would tune in, as a means to puke. Fucking women, can’t live with them and dig a hole deep enough over night.
September 15th, 2006 at 2:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: dc4b477cfd13b
Check out the forums, londog. I’ve got a thread there that seriously suggests that men are better off with a RealDoll.
I’m not kidding. I might have been before my last breakup, but I’m not any more.
Women don’t like “nice guys” and are incapable of appreciating them when they have them. Women like men who are self-centered, callous jerks at best and violent drunks at worst.
This pretty much lets me out of their consideration.
Not that it’s a problem, because women are too much work with not enough return:
Chaos and artificial drama descends as they constantly vie to be the center of attention wherever they go. They nag, bitch, and carry on. They lie to your face and never bat an eyelash. They’re vain and spiteful.
And they never once even consider that their actions might be immoral, unethical, or just downright selfish.
They make lousy companions. They’re all smiles and excitement when you’re doing what they want to do. When you’re doing what you want to do, be prepared for spiteful vengance.
They’re a constant and useless drain on your finances. Under the best of circumstances, you have to pay for dinner, movies, events, etc. Under the worst, you end up paying for their lazy asses the rest of their lives.
And how many of us haven’t ended up loaning one or more of them “emergency money” for rent, groceries, utilities, etc. that we never got returned?
You want children? Well, be prepared to raise them yourself even if you’re married. What’s more likely is that she’ll divorce you, take you for every penny, use the children as a bargaining chip, and then run off with them for some man with more money. They’re rotten parents and would just as soon not be saddled with the apples of your eye.
Do women bring anything of value to a relationship? No, not a damned thing.
Emotional support? Modern women are more likely to kick you when you’re down than to help you back up again. Time was, if you lost your job your wife would kiss you and say, “I’m not worried. I know you’ll be on your feet in no time. We’ll tighten our belts for a while, but I have faith in you.” Nowadays, lose your job and the skank will be out looking for another man to pick up her bills before you even have a chance to take your shoes off.
A good, home-cooked meal? Nowadays, women know less about cooking than men. They make the same microwavable dinners that we do. We don’t need them to eat any better than we already do.
A clean home? Nope: along with cooking, women abandoned housekeeping when they got themselves “liberated.” Men were required to pick up the slack, and now we keep house at least as well or better than they do.
Regular sex, even? Nope — you’ll have far more sex before you’re married than after. Particularly after she has all the kids she thinks she wants, you can kiss your sex life goodbye.
So … given all of the above, what the hell do we need women for?
One thing: sex. Sex with a woman is still better than masturbation.
Well, sort of. Even sex is generally lackluster. Oh, sure, you can have an orgasm, but in general, women are clueless in bed. My last girlfriend was awesome, but she was bipolar — and it turns out that hypersexuality is a symptom of bipolar.
Normal “well-adjusted” women make crappy lovers. They tend to just lay there. They don’t have any concept of the male body, nor do they appear to have any interest in exploring it. If you want them to do something, you practically have to give them blueprints, step-by-step instructions, and a set of motivational tapes.
Notice all those “women’s magazines” on the shelves like Cosmo and Seventeen that purport to tell women what men love in bed? Have you ever read one of those articles? It all boils down to, “Fool around, experiment, and see what he likes.” Men don’t need to be told that, we fool and around and experiment with our lover’s body for fun.
Oh, and the stuff that men really like? They’ll generally do it — but grudgingly, and they’re likely to bitch about it afterward. Never mind that the stuff they really like we do even if we’re not all that thrilled about it, and we don’t bitch. Hell, we’re afraid to, for fear they’ll withhold their bodies from us out of spite.
Furthermore, they’re incapable of appreciating a good lover when they have one. I don’t mind saying that I’m quite good in bed. I’m not hung like a horse and I don’t look like Brad Pitt, but I work hard and I use a variety of accoutrements to make absolutely damned sure that my lover enjoys herself.
Wasted effort, as it turns out.
So seriously, what does a human woman have that a RealDoll doesn’t? A certain level of interactivity, and that’s all. But given that most women just lie there anyway, is that additional interactivity worth all the madness and expense a human woman will give you?
Hell, no, it isn’t!
The sad, inescapable truth is that women are so useless, expensive, and amoral, that their they are no longer worth having a relationship with.
I’m giving up relationships and getting a RealDoll. I’m totally serious.
Sure, it’ll cost me $6K, but amortized over time, that’s only $400 a year for 20 years. I dare you to find a woman that won’t cost you ten times that amount a year — and the RealDoll will do what you want, not bitch, not complain, not give you artificial drama, not lie to you, and not make you wait until she feels like having sex.
Seriously: women aren’t worth the trouble. Buy a RealDoll.
September 15th, 2006 at 2:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
Good points, londog. That’s a shame to have happened to you.
-Dick
January 28th, 2007 at 5:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: be4d0b8b8e273
FUCK! I only have 5 years left on my expiry date. Shit!
January 28th, 2007 at 6:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
damn, and im already 17. i better enjoy these last 6 yrs before im “no good and fucked up”.
January 28th, 2007 at 10:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2d5f294fd2234
Yeah Sandra you should hurry and get your whore on soon.
Get your STDs before you expire.
January 29th, 2007 at 9:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 74f0e4cb4ab20
I’m expired by 13 years, LOL. I got my masters by 30 after managing restauraunts and had to put myself through school. Education was king in my family growing up and I had to work my way through school waitressing, which is fine and I love being self sufficient. I noticed the majority of females I worked with who were in school were there to make spending money because they still lived at home and mommy and daddy paid their way. Their number one goal was finding a husband. At college. I was too busy studying and working to date. I run into these women today, and they are either divorced or unhappily married. They are no longer cute and pretty bitter. I almost took the plunge, but thank goodness I did not. I enjoy my career and my life and have found the best type of man is one that wasted time with an uneducated loser who was more worried about her next manicure or shopping excursion to waste his money.
Another thing Dick failed to mention is that women typically let themselves go, especially after they get married or after this age. To me, it is even more important to look even better after you find a partner. And whatever you do, realize that sex can be very enjoyable and don’t use it as a tool. They make jokes that after marriage, sex goes away. And the women are most likely to blame, which shows how stupid they are. They are the ones missing out too. If I were a man, I would be pissed off if the woman I ended up with did this.
Ladies, you can get pissed off at what you read and rant stupid bitchfits, or learn. Being as young as you say, take heed to what is being said here. Women in general only have themselves to blame that men think like this.