Young Women Drivers are Still Women
Young, female-type drivers have lower insurance premiums all over Earth. Even in ancient times, this was true.
What is not true, however, is that young women are better drivers than young men. The truth is exactly the opposite. Young men are better drivers than women.
Don’t believe me? Then you’re probably a woman and you should just use all the money you save on your car insurance to buy a fucking clue.
Man Points.
Actually, you should use all that money to pay off your credit card bill. Just because it’s called a “credit” card, doesn’t mean it’s a good thing.
Young women have lower auto insurance premiums than young men because they are worse at driving.
Since when did being cheaper mean something was better? I can drink water from a muddy hole in the ground, but you know what? I don’t. Fuck that it’s free. I pay more for water than I pay for gasoline. I’m a man and I can appreciate the value of good fucking water.
Young man drivers are reckless, impatient, and prone to error. Have you ever seen a young man on the side of the road next to a car that has its underbelly facing skyward? That’s what we in the business of man-ing it up call a “mistake”. Car insurance companies call it a “Fuck You”, but that’s beside the point.
The point is: men learn from mistakes — no matter what their age. Women don’t. Men are better drivers than women when they’re behaving recklessly because they’re testing the limits of physics. Fuck physics. Fuck physics and physics will fuck you is what being a male teenage driver teaches you. That’s an important fucking lesson. That way when a man has a wife and two kids in the cab in ten years, he knows exactly what he can and can’t do on a rainy night going to some shitty wedding reception that he won’t bitch about because men never do. Also, women are shitty at parking.
If you know anything about statistics, the claim that young women are better than young men at driving because of statistics should make you shit in your pants (especially if that’s where you keep your calculator). It’s just plain dumb. The only way to fairly compare the safety of men and women as a function of insurance premiums is to take an average of insurance premiums over the lifespan of both. In doing that, the conclusion is obvious.
Women fucking suck at driving.
The real reason women have to pay less than men for auto insurance is that none of them fucking pay it. Read that twice because there isn’t a typo. No young woman pays for her own auto insurance. Her father does. Not so for young men. Young men are stuck out in the lurch on their own, left to their own devices, and take care of business without any bullshit.
Think about it like this: if fathers had to pay as much for their daughter’s insurance as they did for their son’s, would they do it? Would you do it? Fuck no. The little trollop will just hook up with some degenerate anyway and get schlepped all over town in exchange for God knows what. Fuck her insurance.
And that’s why it’s cheaper. It’s straight economics.
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Totally fucking awesome!
“Since when did being cheaper mean something was better? I can drink water from a muddy hole in the ground, but you know what? I don’t. Fuck that it’s free. I pay more for water than I pay for gasoline. I’m a man and I can appreciate the value of good fucking water.”
This is why Dick is the best. Fuck off whores!
Personality assasination does nothing to prove your point. You fail to use logic, and as such, your attack on the point is invalid
Ironically, while men have better spatial awareness, they take more risks, which results in a higher amount of accidents. Thus, statistically, while men are generally “better” drivers, they more often than not have more contributing factors, such as speed or recklessness, leading to a higher instance of accidents.
Statistics are used as a valid point in some of your other arguments, so why do they become bullshit when they aren’t what you need them to be??
And I firmly believe that you are a woman. Or maybe a transvestite.
since when did cheaper mean better? when the product is exactly the same, whether you pay less for it or not. oh, and the correct grammar would be “since when DOES cheaper mean better”, you have tense confusion.
despite all these blazingly obvious examples of your idiocy, i still firmly believe that you are a raging homo who has a bit too much of a fascination with dicks. and wears sunglasses inside.
Fuck Yeah, Men are kinda fun drivers but women hella crash… For example, myself being 17 havent got in any accident but on the other hand my sister being 18 got in 3!!!! yes 3 accidents 2 being her fault and 1 hitting her freind in her bmw!!! at her all girl school…. Not to mention that the girls driving are typically yano…… azn : /
Men are not better drivers.
I think the prevalence of women perpetrating vastly more “fender benders” which rarely get put through the insurance agencies owing to their relatively low damage and costs to fix, is proof that even at low speeds, with all the supposed “care” they take, they’re demonstrably worse drivers on average than men. Especially so when taking into account the facts they themselves put forth in that on average men drive faster, more often, and greater distances. Even with these facts (and the fact only women whom are exceptions to the norm manage to qualify as race car drivers, and of those whom have, none have ever proven to be the best on an annual circuit), they still try to assert that they’re equal to men on the road? I wonder how many men compared to women have lost their license for being overly cautious on the roads like several women I know have done. Going too slow is as much a menace to traffic as going too fast can be injurious.
Red lights? Green lights? Again I find myself asking, why is fallacious logic so popular to females in trying to prove their point of being “equal”? Oh wait, I know the answer to that. They have nothing else to support it. At least I hope schools aren’t teaching such nonsense as logical argument.
Just like a “woman” you have to take everything in a literal sense. The point was on the whole men are better drivers. Not the worst male driver on the face of the earth was better than the best female driver.
Women have fewer accidents? Of course. They don’t drive nearly as much as men. When they do they look like your 90 year old grandfather on the road. 10mph under the speed limit at all times.
my mum got her license first go
dad-second go
my mum has had to take the wrap for many of my dad’s speeding tickets, just so he doesn’t loose his job,
even though my mum has a job that is just as important and it’s his responsibilty to cop the fines
& i can prove dick wrong again [[as i always do in every other segment he writes]]
…it is proven that young women are better drivers than young men simply because sterio-typically men are supposed to have no fear, drink before they drive & be dangerous….
…tht usually results in a life lost…yet again
men might love their cars, but you can never trust one behind the wheel….
what would you rather?….a woman driving at a slow and steady pace through a green light…
or a man whizzing through a red light risking his life and the passengers too…?
oh and congratulations KL on your BMW….money YOU earnt well spent :)
No eric, the money I HAVE AND MAKE. Daddy didnt buy my BMW, I DID :)
Actually I paid my insurance and bought my own car from the money I made at 18. But that’s besides the point. Women are worse on average at driving due to the way the woman’s brain is and the mapping skills women have are worse.
Still, if someone would be smart enough to teach them, they should use details around them to guide themselves since women are better at that(scientifical fact). So, when a woman says she sucks at driving, but men taught her, she’s right. lol. But not because man are bad at teaching, but beause they think differently.
and it’s also true than men and women have a tendency to notice the faults of theiir outgroups moreso than their ingroups. which helps explain why men think women are bad drivers and vice versa. men will for sure notice when a woman makes a bad turn or brakes too suddenly, and they will attribute the mistake to her personality rather than any situational/external factors. but when a man sees a man make a driving mistake, it’s the opposite ; he attributes the mistake to external factors, or doesn’t acknowledge it all.
women have lower insurance premiums not because they are worse drivers or better drivers than women. it’s because women are involved in less accidents when driving. women are more cautious and take less risks.call your insurance agent and ask them yourself.
also where is the proof that women do not work/ all i have read is “not your money” etc,
I for one work for my money, I’m 14 i work at a restaurant, while the boys in my grade mooch off of others, really at school that is all they do.
proof, numbers, statics please.
Women drivers SUCK on the road. You couldnt believe what? Your “low insurance” or the fact that you are actually “driving”. You blow… balls.
Enuff said.
You’re a man, it’s given.
You mean the money your dad gives you and says is yours, right?
Of course I’m right.
Women don’t have floating point arithmetic units.
Or any arithmetic units for that matter…
- Beautiful Day (Paul Oakenfold 2004 Mix)
Long time reader, first comment.
All i can say is that women know fuck all about cars. A lady friend of mine passed her test and she doesnt even know what the difference between a 1.2 litre engine and a 1.6 litre engine
but then again, a lot of women do cry their way out of tickets… ehk.
Like which route to fuck off?
i call it consierge, what i mean is he talks to me through the car, i push a button and he talks to me, gives directions or any other information id like
No its my money
yes, a brand new BMW roadster, heated seats, bluetooth, consierge
A BMW? You must be fellating a really successful man.
men are shit at driving. Thats why their insurance is so high! I drive a brand new bmw and im young and i have low insurance ! couldnt believe it
Today I saw a fetching young woman trying to get off the mark on a ramp. One gorgeous, glossy black, brand new Alfa Romeo. One gorgeous, glossy lady driver, two exquisite beauties paired. One underground passage with a stop lit intersection at the exit. Nuff said.
For a moment there I was somewhat worried. The light had turned green for some time now, yet for reasons unbeknownst nobody was moving an inch. No horns blowing either, clearly they people in front knew more than I did. I switched lane (a few hours ago, dead of night, low traffic) and came up to that heavenly sight. Still had time to catch the light too.
The whole time, no one, not one driver - including myself - , sounded the horn. Neither before nor after I knew what was going down. How’s that for gentlemanly?
Course, it helps when you look the way she does or are clearly a woman. For we men know better than to honk the horn at a woman doing something dumb behind the wheel, as in dumber than being behind the wheel in the first place, lest she might surprise everyone in sight with a stupendously stupider stunt in her frantic panicking.
I see a common thread in many of these responses, and so I shall blame the men for their predicaments.
In many of these stories, the women driving the car has always seemed to be a wife or girlfriend. You guys would never lnd your car to any other type of female, so why should you make an exception just because the woman gives you head?
If a woman is to drive, buy her a nice and small used car that is as inexpensive as possible. And never let a woman drive your car.
Jerk, jerk, prod, prod, stomp, stomp, crash, crash, cry, cry. That’s all they know.
She must have kept her foot on the throttle for the longest time. Then again, high end engines aren’t as tolerant as 1.4l toy engine.
What is it with women and sticking it to the throttle? It seems like it’s intrinsic trait of females. They just shove their hooves down for no damned reason at all, and keep pressing. As if it churns out bonbons, or smth.
We all love our cars. That’s agreeable, right? Okay. Now, women seem to have an instinct that makes them want to destroy anything thats commands our atention. So they go after our cars. I learnt how to do both drag-racing and drifting during my 16th year. of course, I had a girlfriend who wanted to be able to do the same. We were in an empty space, a whole lot of gravel aand nothing else. I was sliding with her in the passenger seat. She asked for a go. I let her, but only because the nearest trees were 100 fucking metres away. She immediately went into first, turning the wheel. Then she wanted to shift to second. Now, my Nissan 200SX was a mean car. Clutch, exhaust system, piggyback ECU and pod filter, and a mean system to listen to. Anyway, all of that went away, because as she shifted, she forgot to let her foot off the accelerator. Goodbye, beloved engine. She blew it up. And then offered her apologies, because she “didn’t mean to”. I got a tow truck. She got dumped. the biggest investment I ever made, gone. Now only I ever drive my car. You should always think before letting a woman drive, because I guarantee she won’t.
Rooster, that was a very interesting story. I have never, and will never make the mistake you did, ableit for a different reason.
The day I went to take my drivers’ test, I saw some amazing shit. A woman who was taking her ‘practical’ had panicked trying to back out of her parking space and ended up hitting the accelerator too hard. She started screaming and she let go of the wheel so that she could hold her head, all the while going full speed in reverse. She ended up smashing into four different cars, almost giving the examiner a heart attack, and totally ruining the credibility of her driving instructor.
Since that day, I have affirmed that the closest a woman will ever be to getting behind the steering wheel of my car is if she bumps the back of her head on it (on her way back up).
Hey, I resent that! At least we still have manual boxes here.
As a victim of a similar round of stupidity (only she demo’d my car so it had to be written off) I agree completely. Let them buy their own silly, little four cylinder cars with cute names, and hope not too many trees are killed in the process.
Harrowing tale. It’s true. Women don’t understand anything at all.
-Dick
Maybe that should read ‘near the driver’s seat’ instead?
Indeed. Let your lower half drive instead. It will do a much better job.
You just sit on the back seat and buckle up.
I was dumb enough to let a woman drive my 1st car. I took it to an abandoned road that was at least 15 times wider than my car was - This road was designed for big-ass trucks so it was massive. We are casually driving along the road, eventually getting towards the end of it, doing about 40kph (i was smart enough to limit her speed!). Seeing the end of the road appraching and not wanting her to actually drive on an actual road, i asked her to do a U-turn and head back the way we came…
The car was suddenly turned 90 degrees heading straight for one big, solid fucking gutter! It never occured to her to brake before attempting a 180 in a car! As we are heading towards the gutter, I made yet another mistake in assuming that common sense would prevail and the brakes would eventually be used (cause we wanted to fucking STOP at that point so one would assume that one uses the brakes, damnit!!!).
The bitch panicked and it seemed that she ramdomly chose one of the 3 pedals at her feet - she chose the accelerator! We slammed straight into the gutter, completely fucked my rim, busted a tire, and bent pretty much anything and everything connected to the front axel! She showed that she was still in control though by screaming, letting go of the wheel, hitting any pedal her foot landed on, and covering her eyes! And then afterwards she gave a stupid ‘oops’ giggle and tried to convince me it was a simple mistake!
MORAL TO THE STORY: NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER LET A WOMAN NEAR YOUR CAR! I dont care if you have been ripped in half somehow and need to drag your bleeding torso to hospital - DONT LET HER DRIVE!
Bloody hell. I’m in love with my car.
One must understand one’s vehicle to some respectable level before claiming any competence in driving. Thus it follows that all women are incompetent drivers.
You only have to watch a woman shift gears to know just what abominable deeds are up. It’s just… wrong.
When I shift I actually feel the cogs and sprockets mesh in the transmission and my hand zig zags guided by with the stick. I follow the path of least resistance. I don’t force it straight in, I push it lightly in, following it’s own receedings. The feeling is especially proeminent when I shift into third. A passenger has actually noticed it.
Besides actually watching me shift and hearing the engine drop slightly then soar a little again or the momentary lapse in acceleration there’s little to tell by that I’m working up through the gears. No hick-ups, no jerky sudden transmission engagings, no pronounced deceleration.
I also like to underrev cruise and to go as near to stalling the engine when off the mark as I confidently can. Taking care to make the wear on the clutch disk as slight as possible is the main reason. This way it takes less for the transmission to fully engage and the overall discrepancy of rpms between the engine and gearbox is less. And I still get off the mark first most of the time when I’m upfront.
No burnouts or skid-offs the mark for me, thank you.
During the eighties I spent five years working in fleet management in a large government department. We bought cars ex sales tax and most of the time could sell them after 50k, or two years, at a profit. Almost without exception the cars incurring the greatest lifetime maintenance cost and/or the lowest ultimate profit to the department were those allocated to branches largely staffed by women. No respect.
Each shift is like a new birth, a reincarnation. I suppose I live 5 distinct existences when I’m driving and one governing one, that unites and rules over all of them.
Oh, the trials and tribulations of reverse-in parking!
Those damned misogynistic men and their likewise patriarchal car contraption thingies running off the goddess’ juices.
Been in any supermarket carparks recently?
OK, guys. Here’s the thing. Ever wonder why you don’t see a woman in the F1? Or for that matter, the D1? It’s because women in cars have an inverse relationship between their control of a vehicle and their speed. Hence, a woman travelling at around 10mph has some control. A woman on a crowded race track at 220mph has absolutely none. I mean hey, ever see a woman sliding a car sideays on purpose? No. That’s because she fucking can’t.
Mike, I’m just upset I didn’t think of that myself. Excellent point.
This is certainly worthy of study.
I just had an epiphany. Wouldn’t running cars on hairspray, or at least a combination of petrol and hairspray injected through the carb, maybe actually be cheaper than using methanole?
Can oxygenated water or hydrogen peroxide be somehow used as fuel also for a 4 stroke car engine? Does it need electric ignition or can it be compression ignited also and be used for diesel engines? Trying it on a Diesel engine might be risky because it runs at higher pressures and compression ratios as is, with a low octane fuel.
Another great use is spraying it into the carb. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, I’ve never done that when I had the chance and lacked the sanity.
hairspray flame thrower… mmm. Fond memories.
Don’t forget women’s copious use of CFC laden hairsprays during the 80’s which helped destroy the ozone layer.
Oh sorry, I forgot the hypocrites are absolved from all blame entirely, my bad.
Both of which were instigated and instituted by men.
Just to throw a wrench in everbody’s works, and given that a recent report to the UN apparently holds men responsible for global warming, I was under the impression that women didn’t drive cars at all. (Or even breath or fart for that matter.)
Oh, my.
So the best pilots are the ones who don’t fly, because that ruins the environment?
Female, you’re completly full of shit.
Who the fuck is Shumacher?
women are better than men at factoring in environmental concerns and emissions tests.
and fuck the environment! We’re talking about driving here, damned woman.
I beg to differ. Fuel and consumables like radiator fluid/oil/transmission fluid etc should be included. These directy impact on the environment and can be measured in volume and $, and they very clearly show who is the more efficient/better driver. Efficiency in fuel savings also demonstrates efficiency in how one drives with respect to speed/turning/changing gears etc.
I would so beat you in a race Sonyad.
-Shumacher
Exactly.
It did smell a little of burnt though.
The best driver is the guy (a guy - naturally) with the highest average speed over the scarcest, least maintenance overhauls. As in driven hours*km/h/maintenance $ in a given car. Fuel and other consumables not included.
That’s the skill ratio right there.
BTW. Today I head the enviable opportunity to hear a 1.4l renault engine, unleaded petrol, fuel injected, straight 4 run like a Lamborghini v12. In sound, I mean. Completely indistinguishable. I swear, I thought a piston was going to burst through the hood the next moment and fly into orbit. That puny thing doesn’t seem like it was meant to go 7000 rpm. Appearences, however…
I guess you can tell by yourselves what sex the driver was.
Thus, I relearnt 2 very valuable lessons today. Or rather, had them reiterated to me for the millionth time.
1. Every preconceived idea I had about women driveresses, except they weren’t preconceived at all,… they’re absolutely true.
2. Beneath the dogged, rusty and unappealing exterior of each iron horse I ever saw soils the heart and hurts the soul of a steel stallion that will never tire.
Interesting how she also managed to not miss each and every single bump and hole in the road for the length of the trip.
And the gear shifts… the horror… the horror…
But I digress. This will surely be next occurence I blog because of.
Women think that the best drivers are the ones who drive nice…and…slowly, in order to avoid accidents.
In my mind, this is akin to thinking that the best driver on the F1 track is not Michael Schumacher or Fernando Alonso, but the guy who drives the safety car…
Dick,
You forgot to mention that men crash more often because women don’t get head jobs while they are driving.
The Prez
Women don’t appreciate the favours graciously granted them by men. To spend one’s daily yang essence on an ungrateful woman like that, with no regard for one’s own health through ying-yang ration disturbance…
Yet more corroborating evidence. Men are better than women.
Loss of man-points for me there. I just can’t do a wide range of women. I guess I have too many standards that impede upon my sex-life. I need to take on-board the golden rule:
Well, I’d fuck a fat lady. But I’m not a depraved fuck like Flood is. Though I believe every woman deserves to be fucked I have a strict carry rule on this.
Don’t touch any bacon you can’t carry home. I’m sorry corpulent ladies. What can I say to assuage your monumental dissolution at this?
You’ll just have to make due with the next apollonic stud.
And I don’t do germs or feminists either. Or gun toting lovelies, for that matter.
Luka’s fat ass, though, is an entirely different matter…
I’m amazed that you should ask such a question. We all personally know ‘those’ types of men you speak of, (the ones who would fuck anything). I’m sure you have a friend or two that always seems to bring home the fattest and/or ugliest chicks in the city. Well, that is the type of man that would fuck a feminist.
Might well be. But perhaps it would be more accurate to state that distilled flood in combination with patchoully essences do…
Who’s to say? I don’t know.
I don’t understand that mangina, though. More pussy than a man could want in a life time. But what kind of man would want fugly feminist pussy in the first place?
In other news…
Looks like DigitalPoint is still out of action… hehehe…
Sonyad, isn’t it water that melts those types?
Wait a minute. It’s still night there. You’re perfectly safe.
Not at all. Female, what on Earth are you doing out loose in the daylight?
Aren’t you worried you’ll melt?
Talk about wishful thinking.
Female genuinely loves mabtw.com so much she’s providing free advertiisng on p**********.com. Aren’t you, Female?
fem, cant u just fuck off for good. all u do is post on this site which makes us men chatting, the entirety of your life. Go away or u can keep posting and contributing to the popularity of this site which is quikly rising.
Congratulations to you to Dick, it must also be your 10,000th post to me which I also don’t give a shit about.
Huh?
I am rather fascinated why “fem” stated that ” she was glad to be a women” ?
Like, there’s a choice ?
“No, I do not want to be a women today !”
“Today I will be a man”
what type of idiot are you female ?
You honestly believe that you can change that, like it’s an option ?
You are stuck being a female, that is it.
You will go through the periods, the mood swings, the irrational everything, the “it’s not my fault I am just an irrational bitch” routine and…
You expect men to take you seriously !
Start behaving like a reasonable human being and we will think about it.
We will let you know….Don’t hold your breath…
Congratulations gentlemen, you’ve got yourself a buyer for your stereotypes.
Did somebody say something ?
Congratulations, Female. It’s your 10,000th post that no one gives a shit about.
Who says virtual reality is different than actual reality. Neither gives a shit about Female.
-Dick
Congratulations gentlemen, you’ve got yourself a buyer for your stereotypes.
http://whatmenthinkofwomen.blogspot.com/2006/10/women-drivers-hidden-h ealth-risk-to.html
Strangly enough I just did a topic here on my blog…..
Here a sample….
“Their data suggests that if only women drove:
There would be 23,879 more traffic fatalities each year.
There would