Young Women Drivers are Still Women
Young, female-type drivers have lower insurance premiums all over Earth. Even in ancient times, this was true.
What is not true, however, is that young women are better drivers than young men. The truth is exactly the opposite. Young men are better drivers than women.
Don’t believe me? Then you’re probably a woman and you should just use all the money you save on your car insurance to buy a fucking clue.
Man Points.
Actually, you should use all that money to pay off your credit card bill. Just because it’s called a “credit” card, doesn’t mean it’s a good thing.
Young women have lower auto insurance premiums than young men because they are worse at driving.
Since when did being cheaper mean something was better? I can drink water from a muddy hole in the ground, but you know what? I don’t. Fuck that it’s free. I pay more for water than I pay for gasoline. I’m a man and I can appreciate the value of good fucking water.
Young man drivers are reckless, impatient, and prone to error. Have you ever seen a young man on the side of the road next to a car that has its underbelly facing skyward? That’s what we in the business of man-ing it up call a “mistake”. Car insurance companies call it a “Fuck You”, but that’s beside the point.
The point is: men learn from mistakes — no matter what their age. Women don’t. Men are better drivers than women when they’re behaving recklessly because they’re testing the limits of physics. Fuck physics. Fuck physics and physics will fuck you is what being a male teenage driver teaches you. That’s an important fucking lesson. That way when a man has a wife and two kids in the cab in ten years, he knows exactly what he can and can’t do on a rainy night going to some shitty wedding reception that he won’t bitch about because men never do. Also, women are shitty at parking.
If you know anything about statistics, the claim that young women are better than young men at driving because of statistics should make you shit in your pants (especially if that’s where you keep your calculator). It’s just plain dumb. The only way to fairly compare the safety of men and women as a function of insurance premiums is to take an average of insurance premiums over the lifespan of both. In doing that, the conclusion is obvious.
Women fucking suck at driving.
The real reason women have to pay less than men for auto insurance is that none of them fucking pay it. Read that twice because there isn’t a typo. No young woman pays for her own auto insurance. Her father does. Not so for young men. Young men are stuck out in the lurch on their own, left to their own devices, and take care of business without any bullshit.
Think about it like this: if fathers had to pay as much for their daughter’s insurance as they did for their son’s, would they do it? Would you do it? Fuck no. The little trollop will just hook up with some degenerate anyway and get schlepped all over town in exchange for God knows what. Fuck her insurance.
And that’s why it’s cheaper. It’s straight economics.
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October 12th, 2006 at 6:32 am - IP Man-Hash: ecf72d58bf105
Congratulations to you to Dick, it must also be your 10,000th post to me which I also don’t give a shit about.
October 12th, 2006 at 11:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
fem, cant u just fuck off for good. all u do is post on this site which makes us men chatting, the entirety of your life. Go away or u can keep posting and contributing to the popularity of this site which is quikly rising.
October 13th, 2006 at 12:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Female genuinely loves mabtw.com so much she’s providing free advertiisng on p**********.com. Aren’t you, Female?
October 14th, 2006 at 9:51 am - IP Man-Hash: ecf72d58bf105
Talk about wishful thinking.
October 14th, 2006 at 10:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Not at all. Female, what on Earth are you doing out loose in the daylight?
Aren’t you worried you’ll melt?
October 14th, 2006 at 11:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Wait a minute. It’s still night there. You’re perfectly safe.
October 15th, 2006 at 6:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 434ffd9748984
Sonyad, isn’t it water that melts those types?
October 15th, 2006 at 9:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Might well be. But perhaps it would be more accurate to state that distilled flood in combination with patchoully essences do…
Who’s to say? I don’t know.
I don’t understand that mangina, though. More pussy than a man could want in a life time. But what kind of man would want fugly feminist pussy in the first place?
In other news…
Looks like DigitalPoint is still out of action… hehehe…
October 15th, 2006 at 9:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 434ffd9748984
I’m amazed that you should ask such a question. We all personally know ‘those’ types of men you speak of, (the ones who would fuck anything). I’m sure you have a friend or two that always seems to bring home the fattest and/or ugliest chicks in the city. Well, that is the type of man that would fuck a feminist.
October 15th, 2006 at 10:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Well, I’d fuck a fat lady. But I’m not a depraved fuck like Flood is. Though I believe every woman deserves to be fucked I have a strict carry rule on this.
Don’t touch any bacon you can’t carry home. I’m sorry corpulent ladies. What can I say to assuage your monumental dissolution at this?
You’ll just have to make due with the next apollonic stud.
And I don’t do germs or feminists either. Or gun toting lovelies, for that matter.
Luka’s fat ass, though, is an entirely different matter…
October 15th, 2006 at 2:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8dc7aa395ab62
Loss of man-points for me there. I just can’t do a wide range of women. I guess I have too many standards that impede upon my sex-life. I need to take on-board the golden rule:
October 16th, 2006 at 12:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Women don’t appreciate the favours graciously granted them by men. To spend one’s daily yang essence on an ungrateful woman like that, with no regard for one’s own health through ying-yang ration disturbance…
Yet more corroborating evidence. Men are better than women.
October 16th, 2006 at 11:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a1869d75e1db
Dick,
You forgot to mention that men crash more often because women don’t get head jobs while they are driving.
The Prez
October 17th, 2006 at 11:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 1e9dacab61935
Women think that the best drivers are the ones who drive nice…and…slowly, in order to avoid accidents.
In my mind, this is akin to thinking that the best driver on the F1 track is not Michael Schumacher or Fernando Alonso, but the guy who drives the safety car…
October 17th, 2006 at 12:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
The best driver is the guy (a guy - naturally) with the highest average speed over the scarcest, least maintenance overhauls. As in driven hours*km/h/maintenance $ in a given car. Fuel and other consumables not included.
That’s the skill ratio right there.
BTW. Today I head the enviable opportunity to hear a 1.4l renault engine, unleaded petrol, fuel injected, straight 4 run like a Lamborghini v12. In sound, I mean. Completely indistinguishable. I swear, I thought a piston was going to burst through the hood the next moment and fly into orbit. That puny thing doesn’t seem like it was meant to go 7000 rpm. Appearences, however…
I guess you can tell by yourselves what sex the driver was.
Thus, I relearnt 2 very valuable lessons today. Or rather, had them reiterated to me for the millionth time.
1. Every preconceived idea I had about women driveresses, except they weren’t preconceived at all,… they’re absolutely true.
2. Beneath the dogged, rusty and unappealing exterior of each iron horse I ever saw soils the heart and hurts the soul of a steel stallion that will never tire.
Interesting how she also managed to not miss each and every single bump and hole in the road for the length of the trip.
And the gear shifts… the horror… the horror…
But I digress. This will surely be next occurence I blog because of.
October 17th, 2006 at 12:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
It did smell a little of burnt though.
October 17th, 2006 at 1:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9dacab61935
Exactly.
October 17th, 2006 at 2:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 12ba2642e47bb
I beg to differ. Fuel and consumables like radiator fluid/oil/transmission fluid etc should be included. These directy impact on the environment and can be measured in volume and $, and they very clearly show who is the more efficient/better driver. Efficiency in fuel savings also demonstrates efficiency in how one drives with respect to speed/turning/changing gears etc.
I would so beat you in a race Sonyad.
-Shumacher
October 17th, 2006 at 7:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8dc7aa395ab62
and fuck the environment! We’re talking about driving here, damned woman.
October 17th, 2006 at 8:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
women are better than men at factoring in environmental concerns and emissions tests.