Young Women Drivers are Still Women

Young, female-type drivers have lower insurance premiums all over Earth. Even in ancient times, this was true.

What is not true, however, is that young women are better drivers than young men. The truth is exactly the opposite. Young men are better drivers than women.

Don’t believe me? Then you’re probably a woman and you should just use all the money you save on your car insurance to buy a fucking clue.

Man Points.

Actually, you should use all that money to pay off your credit card bill. Just because it’s called a “credit” card, doesn’t mean it’s a good thing.

Young women have lower auto insurance premiums than young men because they are worse at driving.

Since when did being cheaper mean something was better? I can drink water from a muddy hole in the ground, but you know what? I don’t. Fuck that it’s free. I pay more for water than I pay for gasoline. I’m a man and I can appreciate the value of good fucking water.

Young man drivers are reckless, impatient, and prone to error. Have you ever seen a young man on the side of the road next to a car that has its underbelly facing skyward? That’s what we in the business of man-ing it up call a “mistake”. Car insurance companies call it a “Fuck You”, but that’s beside the point.

The point is: men learn from mistakes — no matter what their age. Women don’t. Men are better drivers than women when they’re behaving recklessly because they’re testing the limits of physics. Fuck physics. Fuck physics and physics will fuck you is what being a male teenage driver teaches you. That’s an important fucking lesson. That way when a man has a wife and two kids in the cab in ten years, he knows exactly what he can and can’t do on a rainy night going to some shitty wedding reception that he won’t bitch about because men never do. Also, women are shitty at parking.

If you know anything about statistics, the claim that young women are better than young men at driving because of statistics should make you shit in your pants (especially if that’s where you keep your calculator). It’s just plain dumb. The only way to fairly compare the safety of men and women as a function of insurance premiums is to take an average of insurance premiums over the lifespan of both. In doing that, the conclusion is obvious.

Women fucking suck at driving.

The real reason women have to pay less than men for auto insurance is that none of them fucking pay it. Read that twice because there isn’t a typo. No young woman pays for her own auto insurance. Her father does. Not so for young men. Young men are stuck out in the lurch on their own, left to their own devices, and take care of business without any bullshit.

Think about it like this: if fathers had to pay as much for their daughter’s insurance as they did for their son’s, would they do it? Would you do it? Fuck no. The little trollop will just hook up with some degenerate anyway and get schlepped all over town in exchange for God knows what. Fuck her insurance.

And that’s why it’s cheaper. It’s straight economics.

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Comment by Kevin B
2008-06-13 18:37:05 - IP Man-Hash: 9f6f090658376

Totally fucking awesome!

“Since when did being cheaper mean something was better? I can drink water from a muddy hole in the ground, but you know what? I don’t. Fuck that it’s free. I pay more for water than I pay for gasoline. I’m a man and I can appreciate the value of good fucking water.”

This is why Dick is the best. Fuck off whores!

 
Comment by Yeah
2008-05-16 12:34:43 - IP Man-Hash: 3c01ac124574e

Tom said:

Karu said:

Jason said:
dont anger aristotle now. And such the hypocrite tells you you fail at logic because you attack personality when he did the same. I firmly believe you are a hypocrete, socratese.

 
Comment by Tom
2008-04-23 08:45:02 - IP Man-Hash: 7df871ec47ee7

Karu said:

Jason said:

since when did cheaper mean better? when the product is exactly the same, whether you pay less for it or not. oh, and the correct grammar would be “since when DOES cheaper mean better”, you have tense confusion.

despite all these blazingly obvious examples of your idiocy, i still firmly believe that you are a raging homo who has a bit too much of a fascination with dicks. and wears sunglasses inside.

And I firmly believe that you are a woman. Or maybe a transvestite.

Personality assasination does nothing to prove your point. You fail to use logic, and as such, your attack on the point is invalid

 
Comment by Tom
2008-04-23 08:43:50 - IP Man-Hash: 7df871ec47ee7

Ironically, while men have better spatial awareness, they take more risks, which results in a higher amount of accidents. Thus, statistically, while men are generally “better” drivers, they more often than not have more contributing factors, such as speed or recklessness, leading to a higher instance of accidents.

 
Comment by Kain
2008-04-17 20:38:07 - IP Man-Hash: 0ccfb0180d42a

Statistics are used as a valid point in some of your other arguments, so why do they become bullshit when they aren’t what you need them to be??

 
Comment by Karu
2008-04-12 00:22:58 - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90

Jason said:

since when did cheaper mean better? when the product is exactly the same, whether you pay less for it or not. oh, and the correct grammar would be “since when DOES cheaper mean better”, you have tense confusion.

despite all these blazingly obvious examples of your idiocy, i still firmly believe that you are a raging homo who has a bit too much of a fascination with dicks. and wears sunglasses inside.

And I firmly believe that you are a woman. Or maybe a transvestite.

 
Comment by Jason
2008-04-08 19:27:38 - IP Man-Hash: d8240145bca1b

since when did cheaper mean better? when the product is exactly the same, whether you pay less for it or not. oh, and the correct grammar would be “since when DOES cheaper mean better”, you have tense confusion.

despite all these blazingly obvious examples of your idiocy, i still firmly believe that you are a raging homo who has a bit too much of a fascination with dicks. and wears sunglasses inside.

 
Comment by Rick Steve
2008-04-03 08:52:46 - IP Man-Hash: 330d8972f1a5e

Fuck Yeah, Men are kinda fun drivers but women hella crash… For example, myself being 17 havent got in any accident but on the other hand my sister being 18 got in 3!!!! yes 3 accidents 2 being her fault and 1 hitting her freind in her bmw!!! at her all girl school…. Not to mention that the girls driving are typically yano…… azn : /

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-26 11:00:52 - IP Man-Hash: 704442c4e98b2

Men are not better drivers.

 
Comment by Zardoz
2008-01-15 05:03:56 - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390

I think the prevalence of women perpetrating vastly more “fender benders” which rarely get put through the insurance agencies owing to their relatively low damage and costs to fix, is proof that even at low speeds, with all the supposed “care” they take, they’re demonstrably worse drivers on average than men. Especially so when taking into account the facts they themselves put forth in that on average men drive faster, more often, and greater distances. Even with these facts (and the fact only women whom are exceptions to the norm manage to qualify as race car drivers, and of those whom have, none have ever proven to be the best on an annual circuit), they still try to assert that they’re equal to men on the road? I wonder how many men compared to women have lost their license for being overly cautious on the roads like several women I know have done. Going too slow is as much a menace to traffic as going too fast can be injurious.

JK said: what would you rather?….a woman driving at a slow and steady pace through a green light…
or a man whizzing through a red light risking his life and the passengers too…?

Red lights? Green lights? Again I find myself asking, why is fallacious logic so popular to females in trying to prove their point of being “equal”? Oh wait, I know the answer to that. They have nothing else to support it. At least I hope schools aren’t teaching such nonsense as logical argument.

 
Comment by mike5150
2008-01-15 03:54:58 - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874

Just like a “woman” you have to take everything in a literal sense. The point was on the whole men are better drivers. Not the worst male driver on the face of the earth was better than the best female driver.

Women have fewer accidents? Of course. They don’t drive nearly as much as men. When they do they look like your 90 year old grandfather on the road. 10mph under the speed limit at all times.

 
Comment by JK
2008-01-15 03:29:46 - IP Man-Hash: 7bc1dcbf72119

my mum got her license first go
dad-second go

my mum has had to take the wrap for many of my dad’s speeding tickets, just so he doesn’t loose his job,
even though my mum has a job that is just as important and it’s his responsibilty to cop the fines

& i can prove dick wrong again [[as i always do in every other segment he writes]]
…it is proven that young women are better drivers than young men simply because sterio-typically men are supposed to have no fear, drink before they drive & be dangerous….
…tht usually results in a life lost…yet again

men might love their cars, but you can never trust one behind the wheel….

what would you rather?….a woman driving at a slow and steady pace through a green light…
or a man whizzing through a red light risking his life and the passengers too…?

oh and congratulations KL on your BMW….money YOU earnt well spent :)

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-06 19:10:53 - IP Man-Hash: 557cf002c6a29

Elitist_Prick said:

kl said:

No its my money

You mean the money your dad gives you and says is yours, right?

Of course I’m right.

No eric, the money I HAVE AND MAKE. Daddy didnt buy my BMW, I DID :)

 
Comment by Delia Florea
2007-11-21 15:05:19 - IP Man-Hash: ac00ac26116be

Actually I paid my insurance and bought my own car from the money I made at 18. But that’s besides the point. Women are worse on average at driving due to the way the woman’s brain is and the mapping skills women have are worse.

Still, if someone would be smart enough to teach them, they should use details around them to guide themselves since women are better at that(scientifical fact). So, when a woman says she sucks at driving, but men taught her, she’s right. lol. But not because man are bad at teaching, but beause they think differently.

 
Comment by Jillian
2007-11-08 20:31:14 - IP Man-Hash: 8db2e28da89ce

and it’s also true than men and women have a tendency to notice the faults of theiir outgroups moreso than their ingroups. which helps explain why men think women are bad drivers and vice versa. men will for sure notice when a woman makes a bad turn or brakes too suddenly, and they will attribute the mistake to her personality rather than any situational/external factors. but when a man sees a man make a driving mistake, it’s the opposite ; he attributes the mistake to external factors, or doesn’t acknowledge it all.

 
Comment by Jillian
2007-11-08 20:26:20 - IP Man-Hash: 8db2e28da89ce

women have lower insurance premiums not because they are worse drivers or better drivers than women. it’s because women are involved in less accidents when driving. women are more cautious and take less risks.call your insurance agent and ask them yourself.

 
Comment by it
2007-11-06 19:41:40 - IP Man-Hash: 64762c387ed92

also where is the proof that women do not work/ all i have read is “not your money” etc,

I for one work for my money, I’m 14 i work at a restaurant, while the boys in my grade mooch off of others, really at school that is all they do.

 
Comment by it
2007-11-06 19:39:00 - IP Man-Hash: 64762c387ed92

proof, numbers, statics please.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-06-14 05:07:23 - IP Man-Hash: 7731ffb5cf47d

kl said:

men are shit at driving. Thats why their insurance is so high! I drive a brand new bmw and im young and i have low insurance ! couldnt believe it

Women drivers SUCK on the road. You couldnt believe what? Your “low insurance” or the fact that you are actually “driving”. You blow… balls.

Enuff said.

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-06-14 04:51:35 - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf

Elitist_Prick said:

Of course I’m right.

You’re a man, it’s given.

 
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