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The Man Billboard — For Real

They told me it was impossible. They told me it was too expensive. They told me it was the stupidest thing they’d ever heard.

They were wrong.

Hold onto your man beans, fellows and gentlemen, while I present the ultimate plan for the ultimate fund raiser: The Man Billboard.


The Man Billboard

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The Man Billboard is an erection in the name of manliness. It’s an erection in the name of that special majority of the commuting workforce who actually get the job done every day — and bust their man ass doing it. That majority is called ‘men’. The Man Billboard is also an erection in the face and hair of the of all those chubby-ankled secretaries — those worker she-bees and profemtionals, who do little more at work each day than text message their boyfriends and annoy workmates with perfume, heels, and fuck-ups.

A penny saved is a woman fired.

Most importantly, the Man Billboard is an erection for you: the loyal readers of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com

Feast your eyes on the majesty — the harmony of art and logic what comprise a ‘fuck You’ to 51% of Earth. Then feast your eyes on the donation meter because only you can make it happen.

When I first envisioned the Man Billboard more than a year ago, they told me it was impossible. I’m not talking about women here. Of course women told me it was impossible. Women think losing twenty pounds or getting married after 30 is impossible. Here’s a marriage tip for women over 30: shut the fuck up and quit chopping your hair off at the shoulder. That looks old. Women probably don’t even understand that billboards can be purchased at all. As usual, women prefer an imaginary world. In this case, one where billboards grow naturally and are aware of upcoming movies.

Advertising companies told me it was impossible. And as business usually does, it makes sense. By accepting my money, any advertising company would be subject to a rain of Molotov Tampons or other silly female retaliations — perhaps a barrage of burning paternity suits for children the advertising company didn’t father. If “not my sperm” doesn’t hold up in court anymore, why should “companies don’t have sperm”?

But thanks to me, that’s all changed.

By leveraging the mighty marketing arm of Simon & Schuster — who are owned by CBS, the channel that airs Dr. Phil — I have been given the rare opportunity to erect manliness in a major metropolitan area. All that’s needed is your help.

The goal is $6,000. I will explain why below.

$5,000 - $10,000

If donations total in this range, the Man Billboard will be erected high above the streets of a major metropolitan area for one month. Whenever I think of it, I like to imagine such a manly gesture flying high above the picket line at an abortion clinic. The symbolism is clear. Women can hold signs, but manliness will always fly high in the sky without effort, keeping an eye on everything and consoling women who are making the right decision.

$11,000 - $25,000

This will erect the Man Billboard in a high demand area and/or within sight of a freeway for one month. Think of someplace that typically has a 60-foot tall man in his underwear. Now think of getting some real manliness in that place. Men are better than women.

$25,000+

Time square, the Sunset Strip, just like when having a son, the sky is the limit with this kind of cash.

Manclusion

We’ve all had a good bit of fun over the years here at MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, but now it’s time to take that fun to the world. Give a dollar, give ten, take a collection hat around your office or army base, do whatever you can to fly manliness high and proud.

Men and Honorary Men of Honor
Kate - $40
jeff - $60
Omny Devi - $300
wolfe - $100
Biff - $50
buster - $100
Robert - $35
Omny Devi - $150
TruthSayer - $50
Rich - $20
Luke - $50
Pedro - $100
Michael - $10
Michael - $20
Guy - $15
Mert - $20
Julius Stronghold - $26
Bryan - $15
James - $25
Regretful Morning - $5
Are Sagebakken - $50
Andrew - $10
jose - $1
Björn - $2
Alex - $1.50
Ryan - $5
Bryan - $10
Sam - $10
bola - $10
Courtney - $1
Anonymous - $1473
Bryan - $10
Mike - $4
Eric - $20
Grewal - $1
Terry - $5
Barry - $20
Anthony - $20
Patrick - $1
Michael - $5
Sam - $10
James - $2
Massimo - $6
Sheridan - $1
Adrian - $31
Priyan - $2
Dali - $1
Alexander - $10
Erik - $10
Nicholas - $10
Susan - $10
JB - $10
Alexandru-Bogdan - $10

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Comment by Commander Scott
2008-04-08 12:17:48

no manhole said:

son of the suns said:

manhole, I think it’s cute how you resent CS taking your spot in the tribe as the most intelligent and feel lost because you have no charisma, no vigor, and no drive for anything but spouting “social science”. CS is a new kind of intellect who doesn’t hide the truth and cower to the whims of weak, braindead, and spiritually barren harlots.

But you keep your faith in “the one”. I’m sure it’s all a test from a feminine karmic goddess.

Thrice - Burn the Fleet

I don’t pretend to be anything I’m not. You can decide for yourself if I’m smart or not, but your opinion won’t matter to me, for two reasons; 1. I have a strong sense of self, and 2. I have no interest in what a potential homicidal sociopath whimp, who wants to drag my barely animate body behind his gas-guzzling SUV on the streets of Louisville, KY, USA, thinks of me.

Commissar Scott an intellect? Laughable! An intellect does not distort facts to support ridiculous hypothesis.

I guess you are a psychophant to this fraud, Darth. That does not speak much for your intellect.

son of the suns said:

I neither drive an SUV nor do I live in Louisville or anywhere near it.

But I would like to drag your body behind my vehicle.

I would also love to fly to the United States one fine sunny day for the sole purpose of dragging that sexually frigid, lower functioning autistic Yankee whore (Miss Manhole) from the back of my rental vehicle as well.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-04-08 12:13:23

no manhole said:

son of the suns said:

manhole, I think it’s cute how you resent CS taking your spot in the tribe as the most intelligent and feel lost because you have no charisma, no vigor, and no drive for anything but spouting “social science”. CS is a new kind of intellect who doesn’t hide the truth and cower to the whims of weak, braindead, and spiritually barren harlots.

But you keep your faith in “the one”. I’m sure it’s all a test from a feminine karmic goddess.

Thrice - Burn the Fleet

I don’t pretend to be anything I’m not. You can decide for yourself if I’m smart or not, but your opinion won’t matter to me, for two reasons; 1. I have a strong sense of self, and 2. I have no interest in what a potential homicidal sociopath whimp, who wants to drag my barely animate body behind his gas-guzzling SUV on the streets of Louisville, KY, USA, thinks of me.

Commissar Scott an intellect? Laughable! An intellect does not distort facts to support ridiculous hypothesis.

I guess you are a psychophant to this fraud, Darth. That does not speak much for your intellect.

son of the suns said:

I neither drive an SUV nor do I live in Louisville or anywhere near it.

But I would like to drag your body behind my vehicle.

I would also love to fly to the United States one fine day for the sole purpose of dragging that sexually frigid, lower functioning autistic Yankee whore (Miss Manhole) from the back of my rental vehicle as well.

 
Comment by eddie
2008-04-08 10:40:05

look man if thats what you think you are more power to you but you have top look at one thing you are just a small dicked lonly ass fucker who cant get it up yes i know what happen 4 years ago you are just fucked in the head ill pray for you

 
Comment by Pietro
2008-04-06 02:30:50

sshhh I really have no respect for women any more i Know theres good women outhere im convinsed about that but im really disgusted about women they are coward and evil they have no heart at all they are so superfishall thats so discusting I just have to say that for any women reading this they thing they are so strong storng about what about a fucking boyfriend that left them and because of that they thing that all men should be treated bad because they are bad people fuck then we should all treat women bad because who are really bad is those humans that in what they just think is how to fuck up men and feel better then them ,but in my pointof view someone who really has strugle in life is humble and sometimes good people but women are just so fucking COWARD and they are just you know what im not going to loose 1 more second thinking about coward and worthless people like women. but for those women who have really struggle in life and respect any human being becuase they are good people any where you go men will respect you you can be shure about that and for Dick take care and enjoy life that life is beatifull and its so fun lets enjoy it everybody take care.and Men keep studying that thats are future and lets stop thinking so stupid and keep studying to grow as human beings and have more knowleg that women abuse of that always remember that , so every body peace and enjoy life and have fun that life is to short to be thinking on people that just are not just are not valuble. PEACE.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-03-30 05:48:15

I neither drive an SUV nor do I live in Louisville or anywhere near it.

But I would like to drag your body behind my vehicle.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-03-29 23:46:33

son of the suns said:

manhole, I think it’s cute how you resent CS taking your spot in the tribe as the most intelligent and feel lost because you have no charisma, no vigor, and no drive for anything but spouting “social science”. CS is a new kind of intellect who doesn’t hide the truth and cower to the whims of weak, braindead, and spiritually barren harlots.

But you keep your faith in “the one”. I’m sure it’s all a test from a feminine karmic goddess.

Thrice - Burn the Fleet

I don’t pretend to be anything I’m not. You can decide for yourself if I’m smart or not, but your opinion won’t matter to me, for two reasons; 1. I have a strong sense of self, and 2. I have no interest in what a potential homicidal sociopath whimp, who wants to drag my barely animate body behind his gas-guzzling SUV on the streets of Louisville, KY, USA, thinks of me.

Commissar Scott an intellect? Laughable! An intellect does not distort facts to support ridiculous hypothesis.

I guess you are a psychophant to this fraud, Darth. That does not speak much for your intellect.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-03-29 20:38:07

And that is why the system must be destroyed and rebuilt, Doubt.

manhole, I think it’s cute how you resent CS taking your spot in the tribe as the most intelligent and feel lost because you have no charisma, no vigor, and no drive for anything but spouting “social science”. CS is a new kind of intellect who doesn’t hide the truth and cower to the whims of weak, braindead, and spiritually barren harlots.

But you keep your faith in “the one”. I’m sure it’s all a test from a feminine karmic goddess.

Thrice - Burn the Fleet

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-03-29 18:17:54

Commander Scott said:

Instead of calling them beta males (alpha male poseurs), perhaps one should classify them as being gamma or epsilon males. These epithets are certainly much more applicable in this case.

Delta is after gamma and before epsilon. Go back to your net porn, Commissar Australopithecus.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-03-29 18:14:45

Instead of calling them beta males (alpha male poseurs), perhaps one should classify them as being gamma or epsilon males. These epithets are certainly much more applicable in this case.

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-03-29 17:55:14

Beta male is too good. Their type is disgusting; they are the oppressors, the ones who use the justice system as a revolving door, benefiting from the public ineptitude. Subhuman would be more appropriate, the label they do not hesitate to brand their superiors, but all the more stinging to a true subhuman.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-03-29 17:44:05

An update to my earlier post about the treachory of my friend’s ex… the one who betrayed him in front of these own eyes.

Apparently for a certain type of scum stealing a man’s female isn’t enough, because he called my friend’s place at 4am at random and threatened his and his families lives. He heard his ex laughing in the backround like a scowling witch. Then he blabbered on and on like a cow about how tough he is and he’s been imprisoned 3 times like that’s a sign of toughness rather than faggotry, idiocy, and beta-ingrained inability to not put sack-chested parasites on a pedastool.

This joke of a male is walking into the biggest counterstrike he’s ever imagined and he has no clue… it’s going to be entertaining.

 
Comment by Keb
2008-03-24 08:20:21

jaydavi said:

You say a majority of these men are not misogynist swine and that they are “sick of the modern woman of today”. As a misogynist is “A person who hates, dislikes, or is prejudiced against women.” (Oxford definition), as to be sick of implies to hate or dislike and to say that the modern woman is what they hate, it fully complies with the definition of misogyny. I personally find misogynistic men to be swine.

I know what the definition of misogynist is. Just because you are sick of something doesnt mean you hate it……so let me rephrase….maybe, “tired of”. For example, I get “tired of” it when my children talk back to me. Do I hate or dislike them…..NO!! I simply give them consequences for their actions, because I love them and want the best for them. Kind of like Dicks billboard, it’s not mean or hateful. A lot of women need a real eye opener and I think he is being a gentlemen about it.

Please tell what you think the modern woman is? Anyone who exists in this modern time with female genitalia? If so then this is extremely prejudice and extremely misogynistic. If it refers only to women with certain characteristics, you cannot blame me for thinking it was the former when titles such as “Every woman is a cheating whore” and general statements like “cunts are for fucking” do not highlight this exclusion of women who do not share these attributes.

“Every” and “All” are subjective. If it were to say “most” or “some” then every and all women would assume they did not fit into these categories.

The underlying assumption is that all women share these attributes which is in fact misogynistic because they do not.

Much of what is posted is not seen as misogynistic but common sense, when it is rarely the case, however, when a woman points this out, she is dismissed as over emotional, sensitive, without anyone taking a step back and thinking “maybe as a woman she is a better judge of what it means to be a woman?After all, she is the only one with experience”.

Your quote also implies that these men have suffered more than me or any other female who posts on this site. I can see that many of these men have been hurt by women and I offer the fact that we have all been hurt by people throughout our lives and out power lies within how we deal with it. There are a number of these posts for instance that could easily be describing my mother. However, I understand that my mother and the rest of the female population are two different things. My mother might have done some unsavoury things, but my girl friends haven’t and I haven’t. As I pointed out in an earlier post, my relationship with my partner in no way emulates the relationship of either of our parents’ relationships, and we both have a happiness neither of us saw in our families growing up. The way to making your self feel better is not through wallowing in pity and belittling others, it is through self-respect, pro-activity, its not easy, but if a woman can have big enough testicles to do it, I’m sure the manly manly men on this site can do it too.

First, I never said these men have suffered more than you or anyone else. I’m sorry for whatever you may have been threw. You seem to be bright and have good things going for you and that is great. Like I said before I can not speak for these men, all I can say is this is a place for them to vent and maybe see something positive to come from it.

I am not asking to not be judged, I am asking to be judged fairly. I am asking to be judged not by what does or does not dangle between my legs. Also, in my defense, it is the darker posts I tend to tackle.

Everyone wants to be judged fairly. I dont think its fair that my husband is afraid to hold and kiss the little girl I babysit, in fear she might one day say something nuts and land him in prison. I dont think it’s fair that my son comes home crying from school because the girls are chasing him at recess and trying to kiss him and hold his hand, but if he were to do that he would be expelled and maybe charges would be pressed against a kindergartener (it has happened). I dont think it is fair at Christmas time all you see are commercials about buying your wife or girlfriend diamonds and cars. I dont think it is fair that some women who just gave birth expect an extravagant gift for all of her hard work (like the little bundle of joy wasn’t a big enough gift). I don’t think it’s fair that in Sweden ( i think it’s Sweden) that it is legal to sell sex, but not legal to buy sex……so in other words…girl offers sex for money, man excepts, man gos to jail, girl gets offered counseling………I could go on.

You say-I am asking to be judged not by what does or does not dangle between my legs. Also, in my defense, it is the darker posts I tend to tackle.

I say- neither do they. As for the darker post…..you win some, you loose some.

Hopefully this makes since to you, I’m not so good at debating and I’m not very good with words.=)

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-03-22 09:07:34

You act as if I am not a man who has tried all avenues to stay in the light and failed.

It’s better to be an alpha in Hell than a eunich in Heaven.

A Perfect Circle - Thomas

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-03-22 08:52:28

son of the suns said:

One of my best friends took his girlfriend out for her 21st birthday last night to a club in the biggest city in KY. Naturally they wanted me to be designated driver so they could get smashed.

About an hour into it she’s dancing with everyone except him, acting like a vindictive cunt as well. They get into an arguement and her drunken ass falls on the floor. The cops make a scene and he leaves. I’m told to drive her home. Of all the nights to come out, I’m responsible for getting a drunk ameriwhore in a room full of cocks to leave? So she makes a big fucking cunt scene again to get her keys from me, I know more than anything I want to give her a axe wound, but there is cops and beta males in every nook. So I give them, 5 minutes later she’s leaving holding someone’s hand going out to the car and driving off to fuck.. pathetic. I got a ride with 5 people from my town and it’s rural periphery and all of them were beating around the bush about telling our friend. I told him everything about a half hour ago. Loyalty outweighs the secrecy of harlots one thousand fold.

It’s funny how so many people have been duped into believing men are the heartless revelrous sex fiends. If you disavow a creator being and are capable emotionally in understanding bioevolutionary forces it’s common sense that the female with all it’s lusty and beautiful outward case, it’s innerspace is empty or rotten at it’s very core.

10 Years - Beautiful

Hmmm…interesting story. What happened to you in Louisville last night happened to me about 10 yrs ago when I was living in Atlanta. The girl I was with was totally hot (and interestingly raised in Frankfort KY…what about those lovely KY women) but she went and danced with every guy but me at the club we were at, and I think she went home with some other guy. After I got to know her history, I learned she was a nymphomaniac…I predicted that she probably had up to 500 different sex partners in her life. Last time I saw her was in a parking lot at Lenox Mall, married and looking terrible….maybe she’s dying of AIDS.

Occasionally you will meet shit women like this, and usually their pretty hot, and hence the compelling frustration. Suggestion: maybe check out the women that are not quite as hot…they tend to be more modest and kind.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-03-22 08:18:32

One of my best friends took his girlfriend out for her 21st birthday last night to a club in the biggest city in KY. Naturally they wanted me to be designated driver so they could get smashed.

About an hour into it she’s dancing with everyone except him, acting like a vindictive cunt as well. They get into an arguement and her drunken ass falls on the floor. The cops make a scene and he leaves. I’m told to drive her home. Of all the nights to come out, I’m responsible for getting a drunk ameriwhore in a room full of cocks to leave? So she makes a big fucking cunt scene again to get her keys from me, I know more than anything I want to give her a axe wound, but there is cops and beta males in every nook. So I give them, 5 minutes later she’s leaving holding someone’s hand going out to the car and driving off to fuck.. pathetic. I got a ride with 5 people from my town and it’s rural periphery and all of them were beating around the bush about telling our friend. I told him everything about a half hour ago. Loyalty outweighs the secrecy of harlots one thousand fold.

It’s funny how so many people have been duped into believing men are the heartless revelrous sex fiends. If you disavow a creator being and are capable emotionally in understanding bioevolutionary forces it’s common sense that the female with all it’s lusty and beautiful outward case, it’s innerspace is empty or rotten at it’s very core.

10 Years - Beautiful

 
Comment by agentofdesire
2008-03-22 07:14:35

Doubt said:

agentofdesire said:

my feminist cock?


If you are a nigra and a white girl says you raped her despite evidence stacked so highly in your favor that it would border on a breach of everything America stands for if you were convicted, guess what? You are a rapist.
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Once comfortable, women will make all sorts of demands. They think their vagina is the only fuckhole in the world. Prove them wrong by sleeping with their sister, or at least threaten to sleep with their sister or hot friend. Keep them on the defensive and mentally fuck with them.
*My favorite, in honor of every gay joke ever told*
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*A few manholes making fools out of themselves*
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*She is a lesbian (gay4pay) - below*
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*Rape jokes again*
Sluts: Sluts are simply asking to be raped. Dumb and disgusting they deserve to be raped over and over again. About 99.9% of girls who claim to be raped are sluts…it’s like, “bitch what did you expect?” We have to teach sluts a lesson about who the superior sex is and rape the shit out of them so that they can learn their lesson. Feminists are sluts also. We need to rape every feminist out there to show them who really controls things and to show them that they’re dumb whores for thinking they can stand up to us. Unfortunately feminists are annoying butthurt mutants and there’s rarely enough alcohol on hand to justify the bestiality. 10 out of 10 men would rather rape a furry indiscriminate of gender.

-ED

You know what you and I have in common Doubt? We both love to rape… and your ass looks like one juicy little plumb to me….. Part your cheeks or I’ll do it for you.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-03-22 07:09:04

agentofdesire said:

Ha ha! There you are son of the suns…. Where have you been..? You know all that hate-talk raises my cock up 110 degrees in 0.3 seconds… and now it needs a cosy place to hide…. Will you be a little more willing this time?

Serious question, Miss Agents: where did you develop that absolutely delightful and imaginative pornographic sense of humor of yours? Were you raised with five brothers? In admiration, no manhole.

 
Comment by agentofdesire
2008-03-22 07:05:57

son of the suns said:

I witnessed something tonight happen to my friend that has destroyed any reconcilation with feminity and radicalized me for as long as I inhabit this body.

Before I die every single female will be enslaved or “liberated” from biological existance.

I will elaborate tommorrow. I must rest.

Ha ha! There you are son of the suns…. Where have you been..? You know all that hate-talk raises my cock up 110 degrees in 0.3 seconds… and now it needs a cosy place to hide…. Will you be a little more willing this time?

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-03-22 03:37:39

She seems to think she has a place here. How curious - she reminds me of Joan with her size 6 bikini and NDL award.

 
Comment by Michael
2008-03-22 03:12:23

A “NOT-MAN”??

The move into further shizoid typical gibberish has begun.

 
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