The Man Billboard — For Real
They told me it was impossible. They told me it was too expensive. They told me it was the stupidest thing they’d ever heard.
They were wrong.
Hold onto your man beans, fellows and gentlemen, while I present the ultimate plan for the ultimate fund raiser: The Man Billboard.
The Man Billboard
The Man Billboard is an erection in the name of manliness. It’s an erection in the name of that special majority of the commuting workforce who actually get the job done every day — and bust their man ass doing it. That majority is called ‘men’. The Man Billboard is also an erection in the face and hair of the of all those chubby-ankled secretaries — those worker she-bees and profemtionals, who do little more at work each day than text message their boyfriends and annoy workmates with perfume, heels, and fuck-ups.
A penny saved is a woman fired.
Most importantly, the Man Billboard is an erection for you: the loyal readers of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
Feast your eyes on the majesty — the harmony of art and logic what comprise a ‘fuck You’ to 51% of Earth. Then feast your eyes on the donation meter because only you can make it happen.
When I first envisioned the Man Billboard more than a year ago, they told me it was impossible. I’m not talking about women here. Of course women told me it was impossible. Women think losing twenty pounds or getting married after 30 is impossible. Here’s a marriage tip for women over 30: shut the fuck up and quit chopping your hair off at the shoulder. That looks old. Women probably don’t even understand that billboards can be purchased at all. As usual, women prefer an imaginary world. In this case, one where billboards grow naturally and are aware of upcoming movies.
Advertising companies told me it was impossible. And as business usually does, it makes sense. By accepting my money, any advertising company would be subject to a rain of Molotov Tampons or other silly female retaliations — perhaps a barrage of burning paternity suits for children the advertising company didn’t father. If “not my sperm” doesn’t hold up in court anymore, why should “companies don’t have sperm”?
But thanks to me, that’s all changed.
By leveraging the mighty marketing arm of Simon & Schuster — who are owned by CBS, the channel that airs Dr. Phil — I have been given the rare opportunity to erect manliness in a major metropolitan area. All that’s needed is your help.
The goal is $6,000. I will explain why below.
$5,000 - $10,000
If donations total in this range, the Man Billboard will be erected high above the streets of a major metropolitan area for one month. Whenever I think of it, I like to imagine such a manly gesture flying high above the picket line at an abortion clinic. The symbolism is clear. Women can hold signs, but manliness will always fly high in the sky without effort, keeping an eye on everything and consoling women who are making the right decision.
$11,000 - $25,000
This will erect the Man Billboard in a high demand area and/or within sight of a freeway for one month. Think of someplace that typically has a 60-foot tall man in his underwear. Now think of getting some real manliness in that place. Men are better than women.
$25,000+
Time square, the Sunset Strip, just like when having a son, the sky is the limit with this kind of cash.
Manclusion
We’ve all had a good bit of fun over the years here at MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, but now it’s time to take that fun to the world. Give a dollar, give ten, take a collection hat around your office or army base, do whatever you can to fly manliness high and proud.
Kate - $40
jeff - $60
Omny Devi - $300
wolfe - $100
Biff - $50
buster - $100
Robert - $35
Omny Devi - $150
TruthSayer - $50
Rich - $20
Luke - $50
Pedro - $100
Michael - $10
Michael - $20
Guy - $15
Mert - $20
Julius Stronghold - $26
Bryan - $15
James - $25
Regretful Morning - $5
Are Sagebakken - $50
Andrew - $10
jose - $1
Björn - $2
Alex - $1.50
Ryan - $5
Bryan - $10
Sam - $10
bola - $10
Courtney - $1
Anonymous - $1473
Bryan - $10
Mike - $4
Eric - $20
Grewal - $1
Terry - $5
Barry - $20
Anthony - $20
Patrick - $1
Michael - $5
Sam - $10
James - $2
Massimo - $6
Sheridan - $1
Adrian - $31
Priyan - $2
Dali - $1
Alexander - $10
Erik - $10
Nicholas - $10
Susan - $10
JB - $10
Alexandru-Bogdan - $10
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Hey, I made a donation too! 10 bucks :D
I wanna see my name there
sign up here…
I Have To Agree, You Said it well…
This Shit is the ultimate troll.. look at all these tards posting… shits hilarious
The reason why Chris(tina) and various others want us to leave woman alone, is because they love women, because of sex. They want sex with women, and they want someone to do the household works. If we would put a monkey in a woman-suit, teach them the language, and teach them to cook, men wouldn’t care. Obviously men change more in the world, and the girls who go to malls, wear lots of make-up, they are pathetic. They spend days searching for “sexy” clothes. Preferrably revealing. They get new hair-cuts all the time. They color their hair. They use make-up, and wear lots of perfume, which is just purely instinct. Many of my friends (including many girls) say they don’t like the overwhelmingly stinking, over perfumed women. Me too, they make my head go dizzy, and I see no purpose in smelling as something you obviously aren’t. That shows low self-esteem, and weakness. What would happen if women wouldn’t waste our fuckin’ planet’s resources by creating new make-up and deodorants, powdering goat shit on their face? We wouldn’t know they would be women, except for the often tiny boobs, and the vagina. Oh, and long hair. Probably a metal concert wouldn’t even notice any women. Oh, and fake boobs? Huh, no comment here.
Is this gonna end someday??
If i didnt know any better this sounds a group of spurned men sitting together in a circle typing their hate for women on a website, but of course this must be the cream of society’s crop whos brilliant ideas must be heard via website. Silly me
Go shove a broom stick up your frigid cunt, you moronic bitch.
Piss off, cunt.
TheBlondBarbie, I’ve fucked and chucked you many times, please die now.
Never did I ever expect to find someone as idiotic as the man who made this site. At first I thought, how is it possible for someone to be such an asshole?
Then I saw that his name was Dick.
That gave it all away right there.
Folks, let’s just face facts: This guy is nothing more than a lonely virgin who, instead of realizing that it’s his own fault, seeks to blame women for it. There’s nothing we can do about it, besides pray for the man’s sanity.
F.Y.I. I’m a guy. Ladies, don’t worry. Not every male on the planet is as chauvanistic as this dickhead.
ACTUALLY YOU’RE RIGHT! MOST MEN ARE NOT CHAUVENISTIC.
Many men are pussy whipped little boys who were badly & improperly programmed by their mothers and sisters to care about (and wonder) what women want MORE than what THEY want . . . . who live their lives to please and appease women instead of themselves first . . . . who worship women in advance for no fucking reason . . . and HOPE to get pussy whenever they get a “chance”.
I feel sorry for those wussies.
And many of them are VERY, VERY unfulfilled by women in general.
James Bond is a sexist chauvenist who always put HIMSELF FIRST and NEVER worshipped women in advance.
Yeah so he’s just a character, but what do you think makes him the guy ALL GUYS WANT TO BE AND ALL WOMEN WANT TO BE WITH??????
Imagine if James Bond was NOT the chauvenist he was . . . if he ran around giving women flowers instead of snyde comments . . . if he took them out for dinner every time he was horny, instead of taking them to BED –>> WHERE SEX HAPPENS. WHILE “NICE GUYS” THINK THEY NEED TO BUY WOMEN DINNER IN RESTAURANTS FIRST.
Please.
You have two choices in this world.
You can be a MAN, or you can be a WUSSY.
Those are YOUR choices,
and no man here gives a FUCK what choice you make.
Why do YOU care??
He cares because HIS WAY FAILS.
That’s why he is BOTHERED by chauvenism. He doesn’t understand it. He doesn’t get why chauvenists score all the pussy, and that’s what bothers him the most. He will continue to get less pussy and suck up to women in a hope to get it when he can, but he doesn’t actually CONTROL his interactions with women. That’s why he sucks up to them.
Simple really.
I definitely see this as “Girls, you can totally have sex with me. I won’t berate you. I “respect” you.”
Ha. What a joke.
Soup, Dick?
If you pull this off, it’s epic fukken win.
In the meanwhile, how about some stickers for a touch of viral advertising?
HAHAHA! DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS.
Just found your store… sorry for thinking like a woman.
Awesome use of memes is awesome.
This is relevent to my interests.
I’ve donated $35 so far. Not much I know, but it’s what I can give. I’ve given $10-15 at a time. Not too bad. It adds up.
However I suppose it doesn’t add up to 1400$+
Outshined D:
If I was a billionaire Dick, you’d be making your point louder than any politician’s advertising campaign.
I feel sorry for all you people out there who are so willfully ignorant. I’ve met a lot of stupid people out there but you people top the list. It’s either you’re all insecure, stupid, or have serious mental problems. Hope you all grow a brain and dick one day.
I have both, which is great cos I’m intelligent enough to understand a joke when I see one, and if there is something or someone who I disagree with I can piss all over them.
You also say that you think this joke is childish, surely stooping to a child’s level doesn’t explain that what they are doing is wrong? You are in essence creating this site by being alive and donating your useless tripe to this page.
God damn, this site makes me laugh.
I accidentally a coca cola bottle from reading this comment, IT’S NOT JUST A JOKE, IT’S A LIFESTYLE.
It makes me laugh too :) I told some dudes that I thought they were gay b/c they think women are bad in bed, and they so defensive I almost split my side laughing at how easy it is to piss these guys off!
I agree with the man at the top of the page: I’m a dude, and I hope women know that most men aren’t this foolish.
why don’t you just call tom leykis?
Women do not hate gays, we hate men that endlessly hide under a facade and make gays look bad. Why is the topic of women hating gays really so important on this site?
Do you notice that they purposely shut out anything that doesn’t affirm their silly, little, childish illusions? I adore my gay friends by the way. I know a lot of guys who fear gay men as well. The losers who support this site are all wusses. The truth is that they’re scared of women (of course they won’t admit that). To any woman who supports this site: you’re scared of yourself and your real potentials.
demi, kindly STFU
i will voice my views about the inferiority of women to men anywhere. i don’t care. i am married, and when she gets out of hand, i have to shut her down.
MOST ALL OF THE FAMILY PROBLEMS STEM FROM BULLSHIT MY WIFE COMES UP WITH
Revoke Female Suffrage For Great Justice
funny because my dad caused all the problems. He didn’t work enough to cover his expenses. He plunged my family into heavy debt.
Your mother’s fault for marrying that kind of man.
ah well i’d agree with u there. I’m not crazy about either parent anyway. But point is some men can be full of just as much shit as some women. My mother had to keep him in line. That’s not a marriage and neither is that dude who says he makes his wife shut up. Notice that none of these people respect their spouses? If his wife respected him then she wouldn’t cause problems. If she respected herself then she wouldn’t cause chaos. Then again, i don’t know what their problems are. May not even be problems. Evidently he may not even be worthy of respect with the way he talks about his wife. I’ve seen both husbands and wives cause major family problems. People tend to attract those who are much similar to themselves. If any of you ever decide to man up then maybe you’ll find a woman who’s really worth her salt. Try that and you’ll see what kind of happiness you can find rather then moping about a small population of women.
Seriously Demi, shut the hell up.
If we gave a shit and a half about your life story or anything you had to say we’d go to your failspace, failbook, or fail journal. Other than being troll bait all you’re doing is giving us all fodder so… basically…
TITS OR GTFO
What are these “bullshit problems” anyway?
Where your wife tries to stand up for herself if you think all she’s good for is sex and making food? And how do you “shut her down”, by verbally or physically or abusing her? Because it really sounds like you hate your wife and think she’s near worthless.
If that is the case, I can only hope you lose her and never find another woman. Neither a man nor a woman deserves someone if they speak so disrespectfully about their mate.
If thats not the case and your wife is just one of those woman that act like they’re some fucking princess and suck the life out of you everyday, then that is your fault for marrying such a bimbo.
“Revoke Female Suffrage For Great Justice”? There’s definitely a direct opposition between those things, maybe you forgot what justice means but, revoking female suffrage and justice do not go hand in hand at all. SORRY.
I see what you did there.
You do know that it will be spray painted over on in all of 5 hours, so its a good waste of money =)
Your wrong! Dick has mentioned that it will be “erected high above the streets” and therefore out of the reach of vandals :o
Or so you think haha. Either way it is a waste of money, and will most likely just bring more of the attention you don’t want than a whole new shitload of supporters.
wow, the ignorance that you show on this site is astounding. Honestly, are you expecting the calvary to fucking show up or something? how many women do you know that google “men are better than women”? probably only you, because your insecure about your lack of penis. Once the billboard goes up, chances are it’ll just increase the number of viewers, not the ratio of men to feminatzis, but it’ll get news coverage by “Dr.” Cooper Lawrence (you know, the bitch on her own show that spouts hearsay and conjecture as fact, the term “Dr” being used in the lightest sense of the term, like Dr. Pepper), that will most likely garner many more women to the site, therefore producing more win for the site (as they will be swiftly ignored, made fun of and have all their points shown to be utterly retarted), and men are naturally attracted to win, so they will continue to visit the site. This circle will continue, or at least untill women stop caring and quit, like they always do.
yes because everyone knows vandals can’t climb…
retard.
Hi Dick,
I frequently visit your website, I have bought a book and made a small donation to the billboard.
I must say that your writing style is so hilarious that I was laughing fit to burst at every chapter.
You cannot know how much it has helped me to re-discover that being a man is ok and that 50% of world population can go and fuck off on Cosmo, Prada and beauty treatments or plastic surgery.
In a few weeks I have taken back five years of my life in which I felt horribly inadequate because of women and their stupid manipulations. Now I could not care less and I am proud of my newly found man-confidence.
Thank you Dick, keep up the great work and continue being a stalwart in a world of feminazis, manginas and people who do not realize the naked truth that having a penis and a set of balls is the manliest and coolest thing in the universe!
M.
I just want to say I love that Bill Board… Dick your the man!!!! Just learn to Trust God and Jesus… I love you man… No gayness.
I think it’s time for you now to have a bit of a lie-down.
I know… if I had 100 guys like Kalel to command, I would be ruling the Earth…!
You’d have the entire world’s scientists laughing at you for suggesting something like that.
Yeah bola you’re a dumbass. There’s never going to be enough men that hate women to get anywhere close to your ridiculous idea. Most men love women, love being with them, having sex with them, etc.
And no one seriously cares about the gays except for fanatically religious retards and homophobic guys.
Men like women - just not the Anglo-American variety…
Dick Masterson , you should use this ” It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!” in your campaign , and lets go global , to get finance for a research of a cure for the need of sex. We will make 90% of men really happy , the 2 % are the gay men , but no problem , we will hang the gay men , they were infested with estrogen in the womb, the inferiority hormon , they are mutants that need to be eradicated , burn the gays!!!!!!!! , the 8% are those that the need for sex is just overwhelming and can’t control it , and so they got married and like being married.
It’s possible to find this cure , we need to find the genes that are reponsabile , and more important the type of testosteron that is causing this, the are many types of testosteron , we need to find the one and block its action in the brain.
This is my email john.marlboro.US@gmail.com , if you have any suggestions just send them to me .
Not all homosexuality is biologically determined, as you describe. It can also be shaped by culture. For example, many ancient Greek men were homosexual, as their culture approved homosexuality as the highest form of love. The same can be said of the English upper classes of Victorian times (and indeed, today). Some homosexual men clearly have hyper-masculine brains - for example Alexander the Great, Leonardo da Vinci or the philosopher Wittgenstein.
Also, homosexuality may NOT be a mutation. It seems to often be associated with very high intellectual abilities and is associated with late birth-order. IOW, it is maintained by nature. If you want to hang anyone, hang all ministers of organised religion and all Anglo-American women under 30… preferably with barbed wire.
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
I should get a nobel prizze on that:))))
So , lets get a fund raiser to finance a research to find a cure for the need of sex , so that women will not have this card on us . The need for sex is a complete waste of time , It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!!!! wooow I really got this one nice : It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
those fucking feminist say that if you hate women its because you’re gay !! , you’re so f*cking wrong , gay men like women , women are their only friends , they bitch together , go shopping together .Why would they hate them ????? men hate gay like hell , so you cannot be more wrong , I love my wife , but also I had enough with this feminist shit!!! .Men hate women because women provoke them , and a men measure her and he sees that she’s weak , small , with a small brain , and sees no threat , but she keeps on and on and on …..that she is equal with him , and that’s not the case in any way. If a women says to a REAL MEN that she is equal with him , that men sees a threat to his throne , and if a men says to another that they are equal and if that is not the case the superior men will fight back , but with women , they don’t pose a threat , they’re just to weak in body and brain.