The Man Billboard — For Real
They told me it was impossible. They told me it was too expensive. They told me it was the stupidest thing they’d ever heard.
They were wrong.
Hold onto your man beans, fellows and gentlemen, while I present the ultimate plan for the ultimate fund raiser: The Man Billboard.
The Man Billboard
The Man Billboard is an erection in the name of manliness. It’s an erection in the name of that special majority of the commuting workforce who actually get the job done every day — and bust their man ass doing it. That majority is called ‘men’. The Man Billboard is also an erection in the face and hair of the of all those chubby-ankled secretaries — those worker she-bees and profemtionals, who do little more at work each day than text message their boyfriends and annoy workmates with perfume, heels, and fuck-ups.
A penny saved is a woman fired.
Most importantly, the Man Billboard is an erection for you: the loyal readers of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
Feast your eyes on the majesty — the harmony of art and logic what comprise a ‘fuck You’ to 51% of Earth. Then feast your eyes on the donation meter because only you can make it happen.
When I first envisioned the Man Billboard more than a year ago, they told me it was impossible. I’m not talking about women here. Of course women told me it was impossible. Women think losing twenty pounds or getting married after 30 is impossible. Here’s a marriage tip for women over 30: shut the fuck up and quit chopping your hair off at the shoulder. That looks old. Women probably don’t even understand that billboards can be purchased at all. As usual, women prefer an imaginary world. In this case, one where billboards grow naturally and are aware of upcoming movies.
Advertising companies told me it was impossible. And as business usually does, it makes sense. By accepting my money, any advertising company would be subject to a rain of Molotov Tampons or other silly female retaliations — perhaps a barrage of burning paternity suits for children the advertising company didn’t father. If “not my sperm” doesn’t hold up in court anymore, why should “companies don’t have sperm”?
But thanks to me, that’s all changed.
By leveraging the mighty marketing arm of Simon & Schuster — who are owned by CBS, the channel that airs Dr. Phil — I have been given the rare opportunity to erect manliness in a major metropolitan area. All that’s needed is your help.
The goal is $6,000. I will explain why below.
$5,000 - $10,000
If donations total in this range, the Man Billboard will be erected high above the streets of a major metropolitan area for one month. Whenever I think of it, I like to imagine such a manly gesture flying high above the picket line at an abortion clinic. The symbolism is clear. Women can hold signs, but manliness will always fly high in the sky without effort, keeping an eye on everything and consoling women who are making the right decision.
$11,000 - $25,000
This will erect the Man Billboard in a high demand area and/or within sight of a freeway for one month. Think of someplace that typically has a 60-foot tall man in his underwear. Now think of getting some real manliness in that place. Men are better than women.
$25,000+
Time square, the Sunset Strip, just like when having a son, the sky is the limit with this kind of cash.
Manclusion
We’ve all had a good bit of fun over the years here at MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, but now it’s time to take that fun to the world. Give a dollar, give ten, take a collection hat around your office or army base, do whatever you can to fly manliness high and proud.
Kate - $40
jeff - $60
Omny Devi - $300
wolfe - $100
Biff - $50
buster - $100
Robert - $35
Omny Devi - $150
TruthSayer - $50
Rich - $20
Luke - $50
Pedro - $100
Michael - $10
Michael - $20
Guy - $15
Mert - $20
Julius Stronghold - $26
Bryan - $15
James - $25
Regretful Morning - $5
Are Sagebakken - $50
Andrew - $10
jose - $1
Björn - $2
Alex - $1.50
Ryan - $5
Bryan - $10
Sam - $10
bola - $10
Courtney - $1
Anonymous - $1473
Bryan - $10
Mike - $4
Eric - $20
Grewal - $1
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I thought your post was well written. Not all women are as you have described, but certainly there seems to be more and more going that way as the years go on. I agree with the points you’ve made, including your PC comments in your second post. Political correctness breeds hostility and achieves absolutely nothing productive.
Dick made similar observations to yours (the point you made about women thinking they are equal to men) when discussing female tennis players wanting to be paid the same as male ones. Of course they shouldn’t be paid the same. Men have to play the best out of 5, whereas women play the best out of 3.
Largefather, the reason women come here and misinterpret what Dick says, is because he keeps using the word ALL. He says ALL women are this and that. We are not all like that. In fact, I happen to agree with many of the comments posters have made here. But don’t you guys want to act better than the feminists, rather than stooping down to their level by bashing all women in your fight? That’s what the feminists do…..they place all males as worthless, lazy, brainless idiots. I’m not saying you have done this LargeFather in what you have written. You have shown a good balance to your views, that other men on this site could learn from.
Well there is still hope for some people. I refuse to hang around with the men and women who are ruining gender roles in society and instead congregate with people of a like mind.
Women who know they have a specific role to play in life that doesn’t revolve around running a credit card through their cunt, and men who refuse to put up with shit from men or women, about how they aren’t being politically correct.
Fuck political correctness, being PC is admiting to being a giant pussy. And I’m a Dick.
~LargeFather
That was fucking amazing and well said. I realize I’m a female agreeing with this truth (gasp! oh knoes!), but this is how I view it too. Other women who randomly post here will never EVER grasp the facts on who they really are: selfish whores.
As a long time lurker to this site I think it nessicary to point out a few things the women who visit seem to misinterpret.
While i can’t speak for everyone on the site, it is my belief that there are two types of women dragging down society as a whole:
-femi-nazis
-manipulative females
Now why are these two types of women hurting humanity you might ask? They lack any common sense. femi-nazis for instance claim that women are equal to men. The sheer stupidity of that pains me. the genders are not equal and never will be, the same as people of a different race or economic background are not the same. To make matters worse this claim was believed to be true and in doing so opened the job market open to everone. If there is a woman who can do back breaking construction work as well as a man then ill eat my hat. Women were not made with the same skill sets and physical capabilities as men.
The icing on the cake with “girl-power” females is that they demand special treatment while doing the jobs and activities they claim to be equal to men at doing. Does that not seem counter intuitive?
As for manipulative females, society has gone out of it’s way to make girls believe that they can make men do whatever they want because they have magic sacks called breasts and a slot between their legs. And sadly they are right, most men now a days have no spine thanks to a media that despises real men who run their life with authority. Now don’t take this to mean i don’t enjoy sex, but if women use sex as a bargaining chip to get what they want, she better pack her fucking bags and get out of my house before I throw her out.
I will end the post at that, because there are men who are ruining it for the rest of us as well.
~LargeFather
The proof is in the pudding. The rotten, molded, gelatinous pudding that this site exposes that is the modern femi-nazi Western woman. Read on. You’ll find proof.
AND FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME… Nobody on this site hates women and hopes they’d all die. How many times do we have to tell you?
- Sgt. Reyes
I really couldn’t give a shit. You are stupid - that’s all I could ever care to know about you. The reason so many people consider you stupid is because we know that you are, and your constant need to validate yourself only furthers our convictions against you.
Real mature, Doubt. Then again, I can’t expect men to be at the same maturity and intelligence level as I am. Which is pretty sad, if you know my age.
Ok how about this? Men AND women create babies. You can`t have one without the other. It just so happens that we WOMEN are the ones who actually GIVE birth to the damn child. Did I ever say in my previous post that it was “women magic”? Jeezus christ, you guys really need to grow up.
I need not answer any of your other questions, since, if you can even PROCESS anything I am saying, counters your argument.
Why are you guys so close-minded? Even as I am writing this, I am not even GROUPING all men into one category. I know there are men in the world who think differently of this. Yet why do YOU guys even HATE women? What have we done to you that you haven`t done to us?
@Belinda and all you other women whom seem to think creating children is somehow the sole province of woman magic, I have only this to say: “My father gave me life, my mother gestated me.”
However, I will add this question. If woman magic is the sole reason children appear in the world, then why do you chase men for child support? You did it all on your own after all, it’s your magic that created that little wonder, it’s your body, your decision, your entire province according to you. So what the fuck is with child support if men are not in any way responsible for creating that life too?
Why, I have this feeling that without men you women would be utterly worthless, since you yourselves seem to define pregnancy as the magical be all and end all of what makes you equal to men. Indeed, without men not only would there be no people, but there would be none of the civilisation which you ungratefully fucking enjoy.
So remember folks: “My father gave me life, my mother gestated me.“
Say, I’ve seen you from somewhere!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bcunKPjjjCk
Why are you so against women? Did something happen to you or something? An ex? A female family member? Your mother? Speaking of which, how would you be living today, had it not been for your mother, the FEMALE and WOMAN who went through pain and 9 months to nurse you in her stomach, who gave birth to you? If you hate women, how will you have sex? With a prostitute? You categorize every ONE of us INDIVIDUAL females as an “American slut/whore/bitch” when you don’t have any reason or proof to back that up. You cannot make such an accusation with no reason. And what IS your reason for judging every women alive on this face of this earth?
You are a troubled, troubled man. And you spread your hatred of women to other men. But you have no justification. You make this world unsafe for your mate as you laugh at our existence. But is it NOT because of our existence that YOU are alive? That YOU have male companions to talk your lowly opinions to?
Hell yes it was.
It creates a hysterical frenzy in a lot of gossipy women who will give this site loads of word of mouth advertising and it creates a beacon of hope for countless men who will be thinking about this site and its premise everyday on their way to or from work for an entire month.
It brings men here and the contributions that this place makes to society will become even more noticeable in the months following this gargantuan advertisement.
Great post Doubt.
But my question is what does this money create? A billboard in some city that Men can view? Fair enough. Another question, what exactly does it do for Men in this society? Personally, I don’t give a fuck about telling bitches what they are, however the purpose itself, that to me is important.
-Strength and Honor-
Anti-women. That’s the only word I needed to see.
Fuck you, whore. You bitches are as interchangeable as my lightbulbs - you ugly americunts, watch me sum up another complex whore-persona with a technique I call cut and paste. It suits you well, you perverted American garbage-whore. You still aren’t a virgin, though, so you get pushed into the water with all of the other trash and filth smelling up my boat. I mean, I know that you think you know a lot - you’re basically too stupid or too self-obsessed to step back and see how mediocre you are - but really, you can’t see how absurd it is for some platform-sandal-wearing 17-year-old schoolgirl to talk about manhood and masculinity as though she knows shit about anything outside of her sheltered existence?
You aren’t funny. You don’t ‘rib’ people, you just piss them off with your lame, overused small dick jokes. You notice how your audience isn’t cheering for you? There are many different people here from many different backgrounds, and even differing political views. However, we share the fact that we are well-educated in our opinions - hence the only way you, in your ignorance, know to counter them is to devolve a logical argument into a series of childish insults. You then proceed to contradict yourself by attacking our maturity and once again using ignorance as an excuse for cruelty.
Do you notice how no one seems to learn anything about themselves from your own emotional beliefs about them, and yet they seem to learn so much about you? According to you, I am homosexual, I am homosexual because I feel that society treats homosexual men better than straight men, have small genitalia, wish I was a girl to the same extent that you wish you were a man, I am mentally inferior to you, and have never had any positive sexual experience whatsoever in a single day of my life.
You do not devote a single sentence of explanation to back up those claims. However, I know that you sound just like the other stupid whores who pester us on our site. You are emotional, vacant, and impatient. When I say you are emotional, I mean that you rarely use logic in your thinking but rather use the same type of egotistical viewpoint a three-year-old uses. You are also self-obsessed and boastful, both flaws of the character. You frequently flaunt your self-proclaimed superiority and achievements as backing for your illogical personal attacks.
Of course, those are just a few of the observations about you. Pretty much, you have every negative personality trait I can think of at the moment. You have probably suggested suicide to someone not as a joke, but rather as just a vacant uttering of your own selfishness. I mean, if you don’t like one thing about him, what right does he have to live? However, you undoubtedly frequently threaten personal bodily harm to those who can not help but to unconditionally love you in one form or another. Perhaps through your promiscuity, the vacant, attention-whoring way you dress, or your excessive compensation of your body and the current social privileges allowed for short, effeminate little girly-girls for actual wit and talent. You also undoubtedly find your sexual habits define very much about who you are. If you are a virgin, your stress it indefinitely, as though not putting out after being paid to do so somehow makes you superior in mind and body than a girl who upholds her promise. If you dress like you want to be fucked, you’d better be planning on getting fucked tonight. Otherwise, you’re just teasing and manipulating men who, through social conditioning, have been taught to believe that some ungrateful whore like you is all they have to settle for.
And then you bitches complain about men stalking you. Really… and is the whole ‘convince men that they are already rapists’ mentality working out so well for you little girls? I mean, if we’re already damned beyond salvation, then we’ll most certainly straighten our act out. Typical feminist brilliance at its shittiest.
Jenn needs her rotten shiksa cunt splitting with a hobnailed boot
It seems like Jenn is real terrified.
Suck it up, Jenn.
@ Sam: Welcome aboard.
Judging by your post count you got there, I’d say you pretty much are one of us. Hahahahaha. Keep on posting! When more people come to the site, they’ll identify you just the same as anyone here who has more than 100 posts.. that’s right: a regular.
Thank you once again on proving to the men here what a hypocrite most women are.
1) Use this twice after each period
2) the point is to expose that our culture has vilified men and is persecuting them, No the billboard will not incite a revolution, but it will mark a turning point where people start to realize that all is not well, and start a social shift back to where things make sense.
3) We don’t see Dick as a nutbar, we see him as an agent of truth and change, while his articles are on the exagerated side they are nothing compared to the hate the nutbars that call themselves feminists vomit up on countless messageboards.
This site is not anti-woman. It is pro man. Women are just the big fat zero that gets used as a reference point for achievement. And yes, I do tell everyone about this place. Hell, I even sport the shirt when I go out and women LOVE it. Nothing like a little confrontation to really get a woman’s libido fired up, eh? I imagine that’s what keeps you coming back for more abuse, Jenn.
Naturally.
-Dick
To shut loud little bitches like you the hell up? Totally worth it.
- Sgt. Reyes