The Man Billboard — For Real
They told me it was impossible. They told me it was too expensive. They told me it was the stupidest thing they’d ever heard.
They were wrong.
Hold onto your man beans, fellows and gentlemen, while I present the ultimate plan for the ultimate fund raiser: The Man Billboard.
The Man Billboard
The Man Billboard is an erection in the name of manliness. It’s an erection in the name of that special majority of the commuting workforce who actually get the job done every day — and bust their man ass doing it. That majority is called ‘men’. The Man Billboard is also an erection in the face and hair of the of all those chubby-ankled secretaries — those worker she-bees and profemtionals, who do little more at work each day than text message their boyfriends and annoy workmates with perfume, heels, and fuck-ups.
A penny saved is a woman fired.
Most importantly, the Man Billboard is an erection for you: the loyal readers of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
Feast your eyes on the majesty — the harmony of art and logic what comprise a ‘fuck You’ to 51% of Earth. Then feast your eyes on the donation meter because only you can make it happen.
When I first envisioned the Man Billboard more than a year ago, they told me it was impossible. I’m not talking about women here. Of course women told me it was impossible. Women think losing twenty pounds or getting married after 30 is impossible. Here’s a marriage tip for women over 30: shut the fuck up and quit chopping your hair off at the shoulder. That looks old. Women probably don’t even understand that billboards can be purchased at all. As usual, women prefer an imaginary world. In this case, one where billboards grow naturally and are aware of upcoming movies.
Advertising companies told me it was impossible. And as business usually does, it makes sense. By accepting my money, any advertising company would be subject to a rain of Molotov Tampons or other silly female retaliations — perhaps a barrage of burning paternity suits for children the advertising company didn’t father. If “not my sperm” doesn’t hold up in court anymore, why should “companies don’t have sperm”?
But thanks to me, that’s all changed.
By leveraging the mighty marketing arm of Simon & Schuster — who are owned by CBS, the channel that airs Dr. Phil — I have been given the rare opportunity to erect manliness in a major metropolitan area. All that’s needed is your help.
The goal is $6,000. I will explain why below.
$5,000 - $10,000
If donations total in this range, the Man Billboard will be erected high above the streets of a major metropolitan area for one month. Whenever I think of it, I like to imagine such a manly gesture flying high above the picket line at an abortion clinic. The symbolism is clear. Women can hold signs, but manliness will always fly high in the sky without effort, keeping an eye on everything and consoling women who are making the right decision.
$11,000 - $25,000
This will erect the Man Billboard in a high demand area and/or within sight of a freeway for one month. Think of someplace that typically has a 60-foot tall man in his underwear. Now think of getting some real manliness in that place. Men are better than women.
$25,000+
Time square, the Sunset Strip, just like when having a son, the sky is the limit with this kind of cash.
Manclusion
We’ve all had a good bit of fun over the years here at MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, but now it’s time to take that fun to the world. Give a dollar, give ten, take a collection hat around your office or army base, do whatever you can to fly manliness high and proud.
Kate - $40
jeff - $60
Omny Devi - $300
wolfe - $100
Biff - $50
buster - $100
Robert - $35
Omny Devi - $150
TruthSayer - $50
Rich - $20
Luke - $50
Pedro - $100
Michael - $10
Michael - $20
Guy - $15
Mert - $20
Julius Stronghold - $26
Bryan - $15
James - $25
Regretful Morning - $5
Are Sagebakken - $50
Andrew - $10
jose - $1
Björn - $2
Alex - $1.50
Ryan - $5
Bryan - $10
Sam - $10
bola - $10
Courtney - $1
Anonymous - $1473
Bryan - $10
Mike - $4
Eric - $20
Grewal - $1
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
I hope this will placate her much like throwing a steak into a wood chipper.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Almost_raped
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:15 am - IP Man-Hash: e44e864cdfb16
Doubt- Settle down, young man. Be sure to remember to take your regular dose of Ritalin before you go to bed tonight. Also try to learn in your 9th grade physical science class how to interpret information in graphs. Have a delightful day tommorrow, and be nice to the girls in church on Sunday.
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
This is fun. A cocksucking prostitute trying to take the high road.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ana_4_avril
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Oh, this is cute.
http://www.livejournal.com/allpics.bml?user=pookercake
She’s a butthurt victim of this:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ana_4_avril
But she’s too stupid to realize it.
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:55 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
I witnessed something tonight happen to my friend that has destroyed any reconcilation with feminity and radicalized me for as long as I inhabit this body.
Before I die every single female will be enslaved or “liberated” from biological existance.
I will elaborate tommorrow. I must rest.
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:57 am - IP Man-Hash: c793806c42016
This site needs to be renamed and I offer the following as suggestions.
weareallfuckingnuts.com
psychosRus.com
toofargone.com
March 22nd, 2008 at 3:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Michael needs to be renamed as it is common knowledge she is a NOT-MAN. I offer deepthroat, in honor of her absent gag reflex and unhealthy, bizarre tendency to compensate for her absent phallus.
March 22nd, 2008 at 3:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Bit of a cliffhanger. I suppose if it’s good enough for the Sopranos, it’s good enough for anyone.
March 22nd, 2008 at 3:12 am - IP Man-Hash: c793806c42016
A “NOT-MAN”??
The move into further shizoid typical gibberish has begun.
March 22nd, 2008 at 3:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
She seems to think she has a place here. How curious - she reminds me of Joan with her size 6 bikini and NDL award.
March 22nd, 2008 at 7:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 189d7c092be2b
Ha ha! There you are son of the suns…. Where have you been..? You know all that hate-talk raises my cock up 110 degrees in 0.3 seconds… and now it needs a cosy place to hide…. Will you be a little more willing this time?
March 22nd, 2008 at 7:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 18c3ccacce5aa
Serious question, Miss Agents: where did you develop that absolutely delightful and imaginative pornographic sense of humor of yours? Were you raised with five brothers? In admiration, no manhole.
March 22nd, 2008 at 7:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 189d7c092be2b
You know what you and I have in common Doubt? We both love to rape… and your ass looks like one juicy little plumb to me….. Part your cheeks or I’ll do it for you.
March 22nd, 2008 at 8:18 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
One of my best friends took his girlfriend out for her 21st birthday last night to a club in the biggest city in KY. Naturally they wanted me to be designated driver so they could get smashed.
About an hour into it she’s dancing with everyone except him, acting like a vindictive cunt as well. They get into an arguement and her drunken ass falls on the floor. The cops make a scene and he leaves. I’m told to drive her home. Of all the nights to come out, I’m responsible for getting a drunk ameriwhore in a room full of cocks to leave? So she makes a big fucking cunt scene again to get her keys from me, I know more than anything I want to give her a axe wound, but there is cops and beta males in every nook. So I give them, 5 minutes later she’s leaving holding someone’s hand going out to the car and driving off to fuck.. pathetic. I got a ride with 5 people from my town and it’s rural periphery and all of them were beating around the bush about telling our friend. I told him everything about a half hour ago. Loyalty outweighs the secrecy of harlots one thousand fold.
It’s funny how so many people have been duped into believing men are the heartless revelrous sex fiends. If you disavow a creator being and are capable emotionally in understanding bioevolutionary forces it’s common sense that the female with all it’s lusty and beautiful outward case, it’s innerspace is empty or rotten at it’s very core.
10 Years - Beautiful
March 22nd, 2008 at 8:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 80231981fa71e
Hmmm…interesting story. What happened to you in Louisville last night happened to me about 10 yrs ago when I was living in Atlanta. The girl I was with was totally hot (and interestingly raised in Frankfort KY…what about those lovely KY women) but she went and danced with every guy but me at the club we were at, and I think she went home with some other guy. After I got to know her history, I learned she was a nymphomaniac…I predicted that she probably had up to 500 different sex partners in her life. Last time I saw her was in a parking lot at Lenox Mall, married and looking terrible….maybe she’s dying of AIDS.
Occasionally you will meet shit women like this, and usually their pretty hot, and hence the compelling frustration. Suggestion: maybe check out the women that are not quite as hot…they tend to be more modest and kind.
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:07 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
You act as if I am not a man who has tried all avenues to stay in the light and failed.
It’s better to be an alpha in Hell than a eunich in Heaven.
A Perfect Circle - Thomas
March 24th, 2008 at 8:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 4aad97af48ec6
Everyone wants to be judged fairly. I dont think its fair that my husband is afraid to hold and kiss the little girl I babysit, in fear she might one day say something nuts and land him in prison. I dont think it’s fair that my son comes home crying from school because the girls are chasing him at recess and trying to kiss him and hold his hand, but if he were to do that he would be expelled and maybe charges would be pressed against a kindergartener (it has happened). I dont think it is fair at Christmas time all you see are commercials about buying your wife or girlfriend diamonds and cars. I dont think it is fair that some women who just gave birth expect an extravagant gift for all of her hard work (like the little bundle of joy wasn’t a big enough gift). I don’t think it’s fair that in Sweden ( i think it’s Sweden) that it is legal to sell sex, but not legal to buy sex……so in other words…girl offers sex for money, man excepts, man gos to jail, girl gets offered counseling………I could go on.
You say-I am asking to be judged not by what does or does not dangle between my legs. Also, in my defense, it is the darker posts I tend to tackle.
I say- neither do they. As for the darker post…..you win some, you loose some.
Hopefully this makes since to you, I’m not so good at debating and I’m not very good with words.=)
March 29th, 2008 at 5:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
An update to my earlier post about the treachory of my friend’s ex… the one who betrayed him in front of these own eyes.
Apparently for a certain type of scum stealing a man’s female isn’t enough, because he called my friend’s place at 4am at random and threatened his and his families lives. He heard his ex laughing in the backround like a scowling witch. Then he blabbered on and on like a cow about how tough he is and he’s been imprisoned 3 times like that’s a sign of toughness rather than faggotry, idiocy, and beta-ingrained inability to not put sack-chested parasites on a pedastool.
This joke of a male is walking into the biggest counterstrike he’s ever imagined and he has no clue… it’s going to be entertaining.
March 29th, 2008 at 5:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Beta male is too good. Their type is disgusting; they are the oppressors, the ones who use the justice system as a revolving door, benefiting from the public ineptitude. Subhuman would be more appropriate, the label they do not hesitate to brand their superiors, but all the more stinging to a true subhuman.
March 29th, 2008 at 6:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Instead of calling them beta males (alpha male poseurs), perhaps one should classify them as being gamma or epsilon males. These epithets are certainly much more applicable in this case.