The Man Billboard — For Real
They told me it was impossible. They told me it was too expensive. They told me it was the stupidest thing they’d ever heard.
They were wrong.
Hold onto your man beans, fellows and gentlemen, while I present the ultimate plan for the ultimate fund raiser: The Man Billboard.
The Man Billboard
The Man Billboard is an erection in the name of manliness. It’s an erection in the name of that special majority of the commuting workforce who actually get the job done every day — and bust their man ass doing it. That majority is called ‘men’. The Man Billboard is also an erection in the face and hair of the of all those chubby-ankled secretaries — those worker she-bees and profemtionals, who do little more at work each day than text message their boyfriends and annoy workmates with perfume, heels, and fuck-ups.
A penny saved is a woman fired.
Most importantly, the Man Billboard is an erection for you: the loyal readers of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
Feast your eyes on the majesty — the harmony of art and logic what comprise a ‘fuck You’ to 51% of Earth. Then feast your eyes on the donation meter because only you can make it happen.
When I first envisioned the Man Billboard more than a year ago, they told me it was impossible. I’m not talking about women here. Of course women told me it was impossible. Women think losing twenty pounds or getting married after 30 is impossible. Here’s a marriage tip for women over 30: shut the fuck up and quit chopping your hair off at the shoulder. That looks old. Women probably don’t even understand that billboards can be purchased at all. As usual, women prefer an imaginary world. In this case, one where billboards grow naturally and are aware of upcoming movies.
Advertising companies told me it was impossible. And as business usually does, it makes sense. By accepting my money, any advertising company would be subject to a rain of Molotov Tampons or other silly female retaliations — perhaps a barrage of burning paternity suits for children the advertising company didn’t father. If “not my sperm” doesn’t hold up in court anymore, why should “companies don’t have sperm”?
But thanks to me, that’s all changed.
By leveraging the mighty marketing arm of Simon & Schuster — who are owned by CBS, the channel that airs Dr. Phil — I have been given the rare opportunity to erect manliness in a major metropolitan area. All that’s needed is your help.
The goal is $6,000. I will explain why below.
$5,000 - $10,000
If donations total in this range, the Man Billboard will be erected high above the streets of a major metropolitan area for one month. Whenever I think of it, I like to imagine such a manly gesture flying high above the picket line at an abortion clinic. The symbolism is clear. Women can hold signs, but manliness will always fly high in the sky without effort, keeping an eye on everything and consoling women who are making the right decision.
$11,000 - $25,000
This will erect the Man Billboard in a high demand area and/or within sight of a freeway for one month. Think of someplace that typically has a 60-foot tall man in his underwear. Now think of getting some real manliness in that place. Men are better than women.
$25,000+
Time square, the Sunset Strip, just like when having a son, the sky is the limit with this kind of cash.
Manclusion
We’ve all had a good bit of fun over the years here at MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, but now it’s time to take that fun to the world. Give a dollar, give ten, take a collection hat around your office or army base, do whatever you can to fly manliness high and proud.
Kate - $40
jeff - $60
Omny Devi - $300
wolfe - $100
Biff - $50
buster - $100
Robert - $35
Omny Devi - $150
TruthSayer - $50
Rich - $20
Luke - $50
Pedro - $100
Michael - $10
Michael - $20
Guy - $15
Mert - $20
Julius Stronghold - $26
Bryan - $15
James - $25
Regretful Morning - $5
Are Sagebakken - $50
Andrew - $10
jose - $1
Björn - $2
Alex - $1.50
Ryan - $5
Bryan - $10
Sam - $10
bola - $10
Courtney - $1
Anonymous - $1473
Bryan - $10
Mike - $4
Eric - $20
Grewal - $1
March 21st, 2008 at 2:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
My life isn’t sheltered, I just get over it, I don’t wallow. Your mother cheated, my mother cheated, my mother the breadwinner took her £40,000 a year salary and fucked off leaving my father with five children and no job. I grew up on benefits and child support. I grew up, I got an education, and I made something of my life that is nothing like my mothers’. I didn’t just slag her off, I learnt from her mistakes so didn’t make them for myself. I attribute my happiness to my mother’s fuck ups and know I wouldn’t be who I am today if she wasn’t such a waste of space. None of you guys can see the silver linings to your clouds though.
You don’t need to see my education in my posts (even though it does show, I know it shows), my employer just needs to see it on my cv, and trust me, they do.
March 21st, 2008 at 4:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Why can’t you fathom in your empty skull that no one here cares if you die of an arson right now or in a train bombing by real mysoganists on your way to work?
You are feminist Eurotrash. You are less than life. Every time your cum scented mouth opens to eject linguistic waste your eyes close because you are less evolved than a lower primate. You think your faggot boyfriend is ambitious because he’s an office manager? Ambitious men walk on other planetary bodies, conquer nations and make the world in their image. Your boyfriend makes his office parties in his image by getting his cocksucked by secretaries less mouthy than you.
Breaking Benjamin - Until the End
March 21st, 2008 at 4:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
As has been brought to the attention of the public in recent years by advances in the field of modern psychometrics, gender differences in IQ are both very substantial and statistically significant; not only is there a considerably larger proportion of highly intelligent males to females, but the average male is vastly more intelligent than the average female; in addition, the gap in male-female differences in general cognitive functioning appear to be steadily widening. As indicated by a 2005 study carried out by British psychologists Paul Irwing and Richard Lynn, men are substantially over-represented at the higher echelons of IQ distribution, with the most intelligent people being exclusively male. As a matter of fact, the world’s greatest geniuses have always been of the male gender; the individual with the highest recorded IQ in history, which was measured on a traditional Stanford-Binet test as being in excess of over 300 points, was a male eccentric by the name of William James Sidis, who enrolled in Harvard College to pursue a course of curricula based on the study of advanced mathematics at the tender age of 11. Additionally, both researchers also found that there were twice as many men as women with IQs of 125 and 5.5 men for every woman with an IQ of 155. Consistent with this body of research, the psychometrician Charles Murray (2003) discovered that of the world’s top 4000 achievers, less than 2% of them were female. In a 1994 report on gender-related differences based on intellectual capacity conducted by researchers H. Stumpf and D. N. Jackson, it was found that on average, men scored 8.4 points higher on IQ tests than women did. In the factor analyses of fifteen correlation matrices based on the average results of a comprehensive test battery administered to over 180, 000 male and female West German medical students, it was also found that men scored significantly higher on tests of logical reasoning and spatial ability than women did.
The obvious biological underpinnings of male intellectual superiority appear to be based on gender differences in relative brain size. Ever since the time of Aristotle, leading academics have long recognized that men have significantly bigger, heavier and more highly evolved brains than women. Modern neuro-endocrinology and biochemistry have established that the substantially larger cranial capacity of the human male is due to the presence of elevated levels of circulating androgens in the bloodstream, one of the physiological effects of which include automatically increasing the anatomical dimensions of the various structures located within the architecture of the male central nervous system upon immediate exposure to endogenous testosterone. A second androgenic effect involves facilitating a rapid increase in the prevalence of testosterone-regulated aromatase activity, the primary biochemical reaction that takes place within the confines of the male brain; a process which is necessary for the inhibition of neurological feminization and the continued sexual differentiation of the brain along masculine lines. As indicated by a 1992 morphometric analysis carried out by C. D. Ankney, after one mathematically corrects for variations in body surface area, men have 100 grams more brain tissue than women. In addition, Cambridge psychologist S. Baron-Cohen notes that men have 4% more neurons than women. This means that men can both store, systematize, and process considerably more information at a vastly accelerated rate as opposed to the retrograde functioning of the much slower female brain.
Gee, most women are dumber than shit… As a matter of fact, the best way to visually determine a woman’s IQ is to examine both cup size and waist-to-hip ratio; the ones with the biggest breasts and the hottest bodies are always the dumbest of the lot.
March 21st, 2008 at 4:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
As has been brought to the attention of the public in recent years by advances in the field of modern psychometrics, gender differences in IQ are both very substantial and statistically significant; not only is there a considerably larger proportion of highly intelligent males to females, but the average male is vastly more intelligent than the average female; in addition, the gap in male-female differences in general cognitive functioning appear to be steadily widening. As indicated by a 2005 study carried out by British psychologists Paul Irwing and Richard Lynn, men are substantially over-represented at the higher echelons of IQ distribution, with the most intelligent people being exclusively male. As a matter of fact, the world’s greatest geniuses have always been of the male gender; the individual with the highest recorded IQ in history, which was measured on a traditional Stanford-Binet test as being in excess of over 300 points, was a male eccentric by the name of William James Sidis, who enrolled in Harvard College to pursue a course of curricula based on the study of advanced mathematics at the tender age of 11. Additionally, both researchers also found that there were twice as many men as women with IQs of 125 and 5.5 men for every woman with an IQ of 155. Consistent with this body of research, the psychometrician Charles Murray (2003) discovered that of the world’s top 4000 achievers, less than 2% of them were female. In a 1994 report on gender-related differences based on intellectual capacity conducted by researchers H. Stumpf and D. N. Jackson, it was found that on average, men scored 8.4 points higher on IQ tests than women did. In the factor analyses of fifteen correlation matrices based on the average results of a comprehensive test battery administered to over 180, 000 male and female West German medical students, it was also found that men scored significantly higher on tests of logical reasoning and spatial ability than women did.
The obvious biological underpinnings of male intellectual superiority appear to be based on gender differences in relative brain size. Ever since the time of Aristotle, leading academics have long recognized that men have significantly bigger, heavier and more highly evolved brains than women. Modern neuro-endocrinology and biochemistry have established that the substantially larger cranial capacity of the human male is due to the presence of elevated levels of circulating androgens in the bloodstream, one of the physiological effects of which include automatically increasing the anatomical dimensions of the various structures located within the architecture of the male central nervous system upon immediate exposure to endogenous testosterone. A second androgenic effect involves facilitating a rapid increase in the prevalence of testosterone-regulated aromatase activity, the primary biochemical reaction that takes place within the confines of the male brain; a process which is necessary for the inhibition of neurological feminization and the continued sexual differentiation of the brain along masculine lines. As indicated by a 1992 morphometric analysis carried out by C. D. Ankney, after one mathematically corrects for variations in body surface area, men have 100 grams more brain tissue than women. In addition, Cambridge psychologist S. Baron-Cohen notes that men have 4% more neurons than women. This means that men can both store, systematize, and process considerably more information at a vastly accelerated rate as opposed to the retrograde functioning of the much slower female brain.
In the final analysis: Gee, most women are dumber than shit… As a matter of fact, the best way to visually determine a woman’s IQ is to examine both cup size and waist-to-hip ratio; the ones with the biggest breasts and the hottest bodies are always the dumbest of the lot.
March 21st, 2008 at 4:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
I do not profess to be a feminist. I don’t take the train to work. My boyfriend isn’t an office manager! He is a student, where you got that from I will never…….WAIT! your ex is the secretary in the little office party fantasy right?That dog!
How a man can be a faggot and have sex with a girlfriend and secretary I have no idea.
I don’t give a shit if you don’t care if I die, why would you? You don’t know me! I don’t care if you die, I don’t know you.
All I see is a very angry guy who is pissed off because I am younger than him, happier, smarter and I have more potential. I have managed to get self-respect without being born with a silver spoon in my mouth to mr and mrs Joe happy and you just can’t figure how I can do it and you can’t.
You fuck your life up and blame it on shit that any one else would have gotten over in early childhood. There’s always some fucker worse off than you, so it’s never an excuse.
You might think I’m mouthy because thats because I don’t appreciate you or respect your opinions. I consider myself a brilliant girlfriend and I know my boyfriend does too, if I respect you I show it and I don’t neglect any aspects of our relationship.
Also, mysoganists? Don’t you mean misogynists? Surely of all the words you could learn to spell, this would be up there.
March 21st, 2008 at 4:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/884405.stm
http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200005/war-against-boys
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/3147675.stm -Work-related
Vocational A-levels seem to be growing in popularity, with 40,914 entries this year, compared with 32,246 last year.
The pass rate for vocational A-levels is also up - from 78.7% last year, when they were introduced, to 83.3% this year.
Boys improved their performance on last year, but girls improved at an even greater rate, maintaining the gender gap in results.
At A-level, girls increased their lead over boys from 2002 to 2003, in terms of whose entries get the most A grades, by 0.3 percentage points.
The pass-rate for girls’ entries in the UK is 96.4% this year, while the rate for boys’ is 94.3%.
March 21st, 2008 at 5:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: bce9fbe42a8fa
BULLSHIT. Reference:
http://www.iqcomparisonsite.com/SexDifferences.aspx
As you can see, there is about a 95% overlap of the bell curves for IQ distribution for males and females, which basically means this: if you run into a woman on the street, she has about as much chance of being dumber than you than if you ran into a man
My god you are dumb.
You know Commander, even a cursory internet search disproves most of what you say. Its unfortunate that we can thrown you in a time machine and send you to the Bureau of Scientific Misinformation of the Soviet Union in 1950, where you might ne a little more useful to society. You have no place in the contemporary world.
March 21st, 2008 at 7:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 189d7c092be2b
March 21st, 2008 at 7:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
As one can readily see from the childish response you furnished me with above, Miss Manhole, you have vividly displayed your complete lack of comprehension of the material I previously presented on gender-based differences in cognitive ability.
Although the bell curves for both male and female intelligence overlap to a certain extent (far lower than the 95% you allege, according to the 1994 research of Stumpf and Jackson), this in no way denies the fact that there are significant gender differences in average intelligence between both genders and that the average male is much more intelligent than the average female. In fact, the only reason why any overlap would exist to begin with is simply because of the fact that male-female differences in IQ distribution, when plotted as two curves superimposed the one over the other, gravitate around certain statistical polarities that ultimately give a tremendous amount of advantage to the much smarter male. For the purposes of analogy, there is considerable overlap in gender differences in height distribution, but that in no way changes the fact that the average man is taller than the average female. Interestingly enough, the standard deviation from the mean of male intelligence, as traditionally measured on the Stanford-Binet, is much higher for the male than the female, consistently demonstrating that the most intelligent people are almost always exclusively male.
And by the way, muchas gracias for providing me with additional material that further reinforces the very strength of my arguments, you self-centred, autistic moron. Remember what I said about actually reading the material you cite first before shooting your mouth off and publicly embarrassing yourself? Well, in the conclusion section of http://www.iqcomparisonsite.com/SexDifferences.aspx, it says:
‘Male and female mean IQs are about equal below the age of 15 but males have a higher mean IQ from age 15 on. The effect of sex differences in IQ is largest at the high extreme of intelligence. Since many of the more prestigious roles in society are associated with high IQ, the lack of female representation in these roles may be partially due to fewer females being competitive at the highest levels.’
The fact that you have repeatedly shown yourself to be a pathological liar with a strong penchant for distorting facts in a futile attempt to pull the wool over the eyes of the men on this site, as the above clearly demonstrates, is additional proof that you belong in a totalitarian society organized around the principles of political correctness and the usual Marxist ideology that gender feminists such as yourself routinely espouse.
In the end, it is people like you, Miss Manhole, that are waging a relentless war against our hapless boys and men, having already succeeded in tossing the once stable nuclear family onto the scrap heap of history. It is the politically correct values of people like yourself that are ripping apart the very fabric of modern western society.
In short, you’re sick, you autistic cunt; I suggest you find a good doctor and get both your cliteris surgically removed and your tubes tied before you harm anyone else.
March 21st, 2008 at 7:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Miss Manhole is an accurate and reliable source of current information ………………………….. NOT!
March 21st, 2008 at 7:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 189d7c092be2b
Commander scott is giving me a tent in my pants… I wonder what that puckered little hole would be like…mmmm
March 21st, 2008 at 8:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
A manhole without the siding… is it really possible?
March 21st, 2008 at 10:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
”
If you are a nigra and a white girl says you raped her despite evidence stacked so highly in your favor that it would border on a breach of everything America stands for if you were convicted, guess what? You are a rapist.
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Once comfortable, women will make all sorts of demands. They think their vagina is the only fuckhole in the world. Prove them wrong by sleeping with their sister, or at least threaten to sleep with their sister or hot friend. Keep them on the defensive and mentally fuck with them.
*My favorite, in honor of every gay joke ever told*
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*A few manholes making fools out of themselves*
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*She is a lesbian (gay4pay) - below*
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*Rape jokes again*
Sluts: Sluts are simply asking to be raped. Dumb and disgusting they deserve to be raped over and over again. About 99.9% of girls who claim to be raped are sluts…it’s like, “bitch what did you expect?” We have to teach sluts a lesson about who the superior sex is and rape the shit out of them so that they can learn their lesson. Feminists are sluts also. We need to rape every feminist out there to show them who really controls things and to show them that they’re dumb whores for thinking they can stand up to us. Unfortunately feminists are annoying butthurt mutants and there’s rarely enough alcohol on hand to justify the bestiality. 10 out of 10 men would rather rape a furry indiscriminate of gender.
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-ED
March 22nd, 2008 at 12:34 am - IP Man-Hash: c5eb7a8720bbe
Commander-what you did is cherry picked the data to support an incorrect conclusion that I quote, “most women are dumber than shit”. Some of the facts in your polemic you state are correct. For example, the fact that at very high IQ levels, men dominate women 2:1 is correct. However, this only accounts for a small percentage (less than 5%) of the population. Additionally, the fact that the mean IQ difference between men and ius 5ive points is correct. But what is the major conclusion we can make from the curves? Because of the 95% overlap, the major conclusion is that overall, males and female intelligence is not that much different. For A SMALL POTION OF THE POPULATION at the high levels of the curve smart men outnumber women 2:1, but for most of the population there are about as many average IQ men as women.
Commander-what you did is cherry picked the data to support an incorrect conclusion that I quote, “most women are dumber than shit”. Some of the facts in your polemic you state are correct; for example, the fact that at very high IQ levels, men dominate women 2:1 is correct. However, this only accounts for a small percentage (less than 5%) of the population. Additionally, the fact that the mean IQ difference between men and women is 5 points is correct. But what is the major conclusion we can make from the curves? Because of the 95% overlap, the major conclusion is that overall, males and female intelligence is not that much different. For A SMALL POTION OF THE POPULATION at high levels of IQ the curve smart men outnumber women 2:1, but for most of the population (90%) there are about as many average IQ men as women.
My original conclusion is correct: You are dumb, Commander. Good day.
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
A manhole twists numbers and information - after all, accuracy and believability are below her. No, we can’t have them dangerous old numbers to form our own opinions and views - we have to hear some stupid cunt’s interpretation - which we didn’t fucking ask for to begin with. She’s getting gang raped, and all she can do is talk about how stupid her audience is - not actually learn how to make her act anything but shit. For example, she can’t shut the fuck up about the gay jokes or how much of a man she is. We can and will judge her for ourselves.
http://www.iqcomparisonsite.com/SexDifferences.aspx
I looked at the information, and I conclude that manhole is a stupid, arrogant fuckbox - a perfect specimen. She is a fascist, twisting any information to fit her suited purpose.
“Feminism is in a lot of ways like fascism. Your average Fascist will disregard any scientific argument unless the conclusion supports his existing belief. The ideology comes first and the Fascist looks for anything to back it up, no matter how trivial, unreliable or discredited. Much like today’s feminists and their ideology. Fascists attempt to rationalize their beliefs and portray them as truth by twisting the facts.”
Here is the rest of the essay in case manhole is worried about cherry picking.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=feminazi
She needs to watch the gay jokes - she is a NOT-MAN herself, after all.
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
I hope this will placate her much like throwing a steak into a wood chipper.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Almost_raped
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:15 am - IP Man-Hash: e44e864cdfb16
Doubt- Settle down, young man. Be sure to remember to take your regular dose of Ritalin before you go to bed tonight. Also try to learn in your 9th grade physical science class how to interpret information in graphs. Have a delightful day tommorrow, and be nice to the girls in church on Sunday.
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
This is fun. A cocksucking prostitute trying to take the high road.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ana_4_avril
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Oh, this is cute.
http://www.livejournal.com/allpics.bml?user=pookercake
She’s a butthurt victim of this:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ana_4_avril
But she’s too stupid to realize it.
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:55 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
I witnessed something tonight happen to my friend that has destroyed any reconcilation with feminity and radicalized me for as long as I inhabit this body.
Before I die every single female will be enslaved or “liberated” from biological existance.
I will elaborate tommorrow. I must rest.