The Man Billboard — For Real
They told me it was impossible. They told me it was too expensive. They told me it was the stupidest thing they’d ever heard.
They were wrong.
Hold onto your man beans, fellows and gentlemen, while I present the ultimate plan for the ultimate fund raiser: The Man Billboard.
The Man Billboard
The Man Billboard is an erection in the name of manliness. It’s an erection in the name of that special majority of the commuting workforce who actually get the job done every day — and bust their man ass doing it. That majority is called ‘men’. The Man Billboard is also an erection in the face and hair of the of all those chubby-ankled secretaries — those worker she-bees and profemtionals, who do little more at work each day than text message their boyfriends and annoy workmates with perfume, heels, and fuck-ups.
A penny saved is a woman fired.
Most importantly, the Man Billboard is an erection for you: the loyal readers of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
Feast your eyes on the majesty — the harmony of art and logic what comprise a ‘fuck You’ to 51% of Earth. Then feast your eyes on the donation meter because only you can make it happen.
When I first envisioned the Man Billboard more than a year ago, they told me it was impossible. I’m not talking about women here. Of course women told me it was impossible. Women think losing twenty pounds or getting married after 30 is impossible. Here’s a marriage tip for women over 30: shut the fuck up and quit chopping your hair off at the shoulder. That looks old. Women probably don’t even understand that billboards can be purchased at all. As usual, women prefer an imaginary world. In this case, one where billboards grow naturally and are aware of upcoming movies.
Advertising companies told me it was impossible. And as business usually does, it makes sense. By accepting my money, any advertising company would be subject to a rain of Molotov Tampons or other silly female retaliations — perhaps a barrage of burning paternity suits for children the advertising company didn’t father. If “not my sperm” doesn’t hold up in court anymore, why should “companies don’t have sperm”?
But thanks to me, that’s all changed.
By leveraging the mighty marketing arm of Simon & Schuster — who are owned by CBS, the channel that airs Dr. Phil — I have been given the rare opportunity to erect manliness in a major metropolitan area. All that’s needed is your help.
The goal is $6,000. I will explain why below.
$5,000 - $10,000
If donations total in this range, the Man Billboard will be erected high above the streets of a major metropolitan area for one month. Whenever I think of it, I like to imagine such a manly gesture flying high above the picket line at an abortion clinic. The symbolism is clear. Women can hold signs, but manliness will always fly high in the sky without effort, keeping an eye on everything and consoling women who are making the right decision.
$11,000 - $25,000
This will erect the Man Billboard in a high demand area and/or within sight of a freeway for one month. Think of someplace that typically has a 60-foot tall man in his underwear. Now think of getting some real manliness in that place. Men are better than women.
$25,000+
Time square, the Sunset Strip, just like when having a son, the sky is the limit with this kind of cash.
Manclusion
We’ve all had a good bit of fun over the years here at MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, but now it’s time to take that fun to the world. Give a dollar, give ten, take a collection hat around your office or army base, do whatever you can to fly manliness high and proud.
Kate - $40
jeff - $60
Omny Devi - $300
wolfe - $100
Biff - $50
buster - $100
Robert - $35
Omny Devi - $150
TruthSayer - $50
Rich - $20
Luke - $50
Pedro - $100
Michael - $10
Michael - $20
Guy - $15
Mert - $20
Julius Stronghold - $26
Bryan - $15
James - $25
Regretful Morning - $5
Are Sagebakken - $50
Andrew - $10
jose - $1
Björn - $2
Alex - $1.50
Ryan - $5
Bryan - $10
Sam - $10
bola - $10
Courtney - $1
Anonymous - $1473
Bryan - $10
Mike - $4
Eric - $20
Grewal - $1
Terry - $5
Barry - $20
Anthony - $20
Patrick - $1
Michael - $5
Sam - $10
James - $2
Massimo - $6
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You really like to talk about rape, don’t you manhole? At least you have a suitable enough name - and you try to make fun of Dick Masterson’s name when you’ve got one that is an absolute piece of shit. You’re a fucking western slut and you call yourself a manhole - and then, *gasp*, oh lawdy lawdy - we make fun of you for it. That’s like cracking a gay joke and then acting surprised that you, an anatomically perfect little silicon-titted slut, could be arrested. Well, being a semen-spitting slut doesn’t help - if a good man wants an excuse to give you what you deserve, there ya go, honeybuns.
Wow. You seem to be a social darwinst who believes in survival of the fitest, so the USA is not where you belong. Try arabia.
You may call me a homosexual if you wish (I am not), but when you do, you drop of to the level of the airhead women that appear on this site and accuse the men of this. This is not exactly the act of an alpha male, as you purport yourself to be, but a pathetic hypocrite. Also, in your daily job, do you lead men? If not, then most would not define you as an alpha male.
I think the reminder that being ass-raped in prision is a good reminder to some the usefullness of following the rule of law, since no other logical arguments seems to work.
In short, as I said several times before, your hatred of women is inconsistent with the teachings of Christianity. So as not to by a hypocrite, the only manly thing you can do is renounce christianity as your faith and join a religion that treats women as second class citizens. YOUR A HYPOCRITE OF THE WORST KIND, DOUBT. Be manly and renounce Christainity.
I never said I hated Islam, or Moslems. I really dont know as much I would like about this faith, although conservative interpretations of it, to me, seem to be far more misogynistic then consevative interpretations of Christainity. Therefore, I see Islam as a potential danger to civilized societies that are based on basic equal rights (along the kind guaranteed in the Bill of Rights, USA) for all people.
Manhole is one of these closet case faggot moderates who sides with a bioevolututionary abomination, a genetic sociopath who destroys everything it touches.
He actually thinks the female remade by godless elites will treat him better as a homosexual than men.. this same superior subspecies who call everyone here a pencil dick faggot who should be castrated.
Manhole, I’m sorry but prison isn’t the gourmet of same-sex orgies you masturbated to on Oz, it’s actually a place of pure tribalism like the old world or modern Arabia. But for someone with as passionless and hopeless as you, I can see how being a sex slave would feel more important than sleeping in your cell all day.
No wonder you are so autistic that you can piss off men into a homicidal rage - you know, your natural mood - and not even realize what you have done until it is too late. You’re going to run into an ordinary John who has heard one-too-many gay jokes, you just wait and see.
I never said that 51% of the population was going to hell, little girl. I said that bitches like you who know ever-so-much and are oh-so-better than everyone else are going to burn in hell, because Jesus condemned your awful faggotry.
Listen to yourself, your ignorance doesn’t end. You say that Muslims are evil as though you know shit outside of your pathetic, insipid existence.
It’s because of failures like you that the world is the way it is. Believe me, you defective fuck box, I have every right to be pissed off at you.
My. You appear to be grouchy today. Forget to take the morning dose of ritalin? Better ask for another from the school nurse.
If there is a hell, your more likely to go there as you hate 51% of the population, which Jesus loved. However,your soul can be saved if you become a Moslem or a pagan–in the former case, you can to make love to virgins upon death, in the later, you just are worm meal, unfortunately. Try to cheer up and have a nice day.
Oh, and did I not specifically request that you shut the fuck up about gay sex? See, I don’t turn gay for a piece of lingerie purchased off my amazon wish list, so I am not exactly accustomed to sodomy and eternal damnation. It just pisses me the fuck off, whore. Nobody likes you because you are a liar and you need to be shot.
Oh, no, it’s semen spitter, in reference to the $5 any one of us could pay for your dignity.
But not when there’s pussy that’s free and easy. $5 isn’t much, but you bitches seem to confuse prostituting yourself with rape sometimes. I’m sure, like everything else, it has something to do with daddy not holding you enough.
Again, that’s “Semen Shooter” not semen spitter, in reference to Bubba, the death-row inmate you may meet in the state pen after your convicted of date rape, young man.
You know, I have to admit, I now kinda look forward to one of your childish diatribes. Its good to read with the morning coffee. Thank you, Doubt. Have a nice day in school, young man.
Hey, semen spitter here is going to come up with a witty and original comeback. Somebody pass out the lit cigars so we can pelt the bitch when she makes another small dick joke.
My name is not child. You are a cunt because you have no place here, and yet you act as though we are entitled to listen to your inane bickering.
No one agrees with you. No one is siding with you against me. You act as though you have some team or something forming an excursion into this website (I’ll be ‘emasculated and raped with my own cock’ if I know how to occupy a website - it’s a lot like burglarizing a home and then trying to occupy it). However, you bitches just don’t have the intelligence or the organization to put forth such an organized - albeit fruitless, but no more than bitching about how much your life sucks - effort.
You have no argument to put forth. You just take pot-shots at our cause, like some Iraqi insurgent shooting at civilians for some sort of symbolic victory.
And now for the fun part:
Manhole, tell me a bit more about your size and weight. How much do you weight? And how much can you bench-press, we all know how much that matters in an argument. It’s always a good idea to pretend your anatomy makes you better than me - especially if you are an established liar and a NOT-MAN.
Oh, and that manly email address. Could you explain your logic as to how your name for an email address makes you manly? What is it, ACDC@gmail.com? Wow, you’re a real man there, sweet-tits. Everyone knows that - which is why none of us like you and we all have to gang you like this. You make us do this to you.
The child speaks again. But at least he’s not saying much this time. Unfortunately, this wont last long.
The cunt speaks again.
While the 5 IQ point difference b/n male and female human intelligence may be statistically significant, it is not substantial, and, in light of the large breadth and near identity (as measured by standard deviation) of the “bell curves” for both male and female intelligence, then the average women you meet on the street has about the same chance as being dumber than you then the average man you meet on the street. To say anything but that men and women have approximately the same levels of general intelligence is disingenuous. Your cherry picking data again, commander.
I believe that I have both fully and satisfactorily answered your question in the section on ‘why women hate sex.’ In the final analysis, women have significantly lower levels of general intelligence than men because, relative to the male gender, women in general have substantially lower levels of androgens circulating in the bloodstream.
The Bible is old, ancient in fact, but that doesn’t deem it irrelevant or outdated. Did you know Christians live longer than non-Christians, because we actually know the point of life, of eternity in fact. You can live as an agnostic if you want but both Atheists and agnostics can’t be either forever because if they’re wrong they will be forced to face the truth, if they were right they’d be dead anyway and logically neither as a result.
I think much of the advice in the Bible concerning the treatment of women and woman’s place in the home are especially valid for today. It’s rigorous application could probably lead to a massive amelioration of much of the warfare between the sexes. My favourite verses from the Bible are 1 Timothy 2:11-14:
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Such wonderful advice! Next to Shakespeare, the King James Version of the Bible must be ranked as one of the great works of classical English poetry.
Doubt the Bible…*laughs* I love how everybody is an expert on other people’s religion.
The fossils of dinosaurs are old, but you still believe they are real, right? The pyramids are old, but people still devote their entire careers to studying them. Just because something is old doesn’t mean it is any less valid to study.
And since when have “modern times” been considered a state of progression? In “modern times” we have more crime, more pollution, more rape and war, and more divorce, then we have ever had at any point in history.
Erm…Satan worshippers?
lol
You are sounding more like the brainwashed individual.
I don’t have imaginary friends, only real ones. But good luck trying to recruit more people to put money in your bowl for talking an hour once a week. It is one of the most profitable businesses out there right now.
People do what people want to do, idiots who get in the way saying “blah is wrong” and “blah is right” are just wasting their time. I don’t tell people how to live their lives, never quite understood why the dumbest people in the world try to conform the world to their ways…I suppose ignorance is bliss.
As they say…thinking must be one of the hardest things to do in the world, and that is most likely why so few people do it.