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The Man Billboard — For Real

They told me it was impossible. They told me it was too expensive. They told me it was the stupidest thing they’d ever heard.

They were wrong.

Hold onto your man beans, fellows and gentlemen, while I present the ultimate plan for the ultimate fund raiser: The Man Billboard.


The Man Billboard

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The Man Billboard is an erection in the name of manliness. It’s an erection in the name of that special majority of the commuting workforce who actually get the job done every day — and bust their man ass doing it. That majority is called ‘men’. The Man Billboard is also an erection in the face and hair of the of all those chubby-ankled secretaries — those worker she-bees and profemtionals, who do little more at work each day than text message their boyfriends and annoy workmates with perfume, heels, and fuck-ups.

A penny saved is a woman fired.

Most importantly, the Man Billboard is an erection for you: the loyal readers of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com

Feast your eyes on the majesty — the harmony of art and logic what comprise a ‘fuck You’ to 51% of Earth. Then feast your eyes on the donation meter because only you can make it happen.

When I first envisioned the Man Billboard more than a year ago, they told me it was impossible. I’m not talking about women here. Of course women told me it was impossible. Women think losing twenty pounds or getting married after 30 is impossible. Here’s a marriage tip for women over 30: shut the fuck up and quit chopping your hair off at the shoulder. That looks old. Women probably don’t even understand that billboards can be purchased at all. As usual, women prefer an imaginary world. In this case, one where billboards grow naturally and are aware of upcoming movies.

Advertising companies told me it was impossible. And as business usually does, it makes sense. By accepting my money, any advertising company would be subject to a rain of Molotov Tampons or other silly female retaliations — perhaps a barrage of burning paternity suits for children the advertising company didn’t father. If “not my sperm” doesn’t hold up in court anymore, why should “companies don’t have sperm”?

But thanks to me, that’s all changed.

By leveraging the mighty marketing arm of Simon & Schuster — who are owned by CBS, the channel that airs Dr. Phil — I have been given the rare opportunity to erect manliness in a major metropolitan area. All that’s needed is your help.

The goal is $6,000. I will explain why below.

$5,000 - $10,000

If donations total in this range, the Man Billboard will be erected high above the streets of a major metropolitan area for one month. Whenever I think of it, I like to imagine such a manly gesture flying high above the picket line at an abortion clinic. The symbolism is clear. Women can hold signs, but manliness will always fly high in the sky without effort, keeping an eye on everything and consoling women who are making the right decision.

$11,000 - $25,000

This will erect the Man Billboard in a high demand area and/or within sight of a freeway for one month. Think of someplace that typically has a 60-foot tall man in his underwear. Now think of getting some real manliness in that place. Men are better than women.

$25,000+

Time square, the Sunset Strip, just like when having a son, the sky is the limit with this kind of cash.

Manclusion

We’ve all had a good bit of fun over the years here at MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, but now it’s time to take that fun to the world. Give a dollar, give ten, take a collection hat around your office or army base, do whatever you can to fly manliness high and proud.

Men and Honorary Men of Honor
Kate - $40
jeff - $60
Omny Devi - $300
wolfe - $100
Biff - $50
buster - $100
Robert - $35
Omny Devi - $150
TruthSayer - $50
Rich - $20
Luke - $50
Pedro - $100
Michael - $10
Michael - $20
Guy - $15
Mert - $20
Julius Stronghold - $26
Bryan - $15
James - $25
Regretful Morning - $5
Are Sagebakken - $50
Andrew - $10
jose - $1
Björn - $2
Alex - $1.50
Ryan - $5
Bryan - $10
Sam - $10
bola - $10
Courtney - $1
Anonymous - $1473
Bryan - $10
Mike - $4
Eric - $20
Grewal - $1
Terry - $5
Barry - $20
Anthony - $20
Patrick - $1
Michael - $5
Sam - $10
James - $2
Massimo - $6
Sheridan - $1
Adrian - $31

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Comment by jaydavi
2008-03-21 14:23:27

You say a majority of these men are not misogynist swine and that they are “sick of the modern woman of today”. As a misogynist is “A person who hates, dislikes, or is prejudiced against women.” (Oxford definition), as to be sick of implies to hate or dislike and to say that the modern woman is what they hate, it fully complies with the definition of misogyny. I personally find misogynistic men to be swine.

Please tell what you think the modern woman is? Anyone who exists in this modern time with female genitalia? If so then this is extremely prejudice and extremely misogynistic. If it refers only to women with certain characteristics, you cannot blame me for thinking it was the former when titles such as “Every woman is a cheating whore” and general statements like “cunts are for fucking” do not highlight this exclusion of women who do not share these attributes.

The underlying assumption is that all women share these attributes which is in fact misogynistic because they do not.

Much of what is posted is not seen as misogynistic but common sense, when it is rarely the case, however, when a woman points this out, she is dismissed as over emotional, sensitive, without anyone taking a step back and thinking “maybe as a woman she is a better judge of what it means to be a woman?After all, she is the only one with experience”.

Your quote also implies that these men have suffered more than me or any other female who posts on this site. I can see that many of these men have been hurt by women and I offer the fact that we have all been hurt by people throughout our lives and out power lies within how we deal with it. There are a number of these posts for instance that could easily be describing my mother. However, I understand that my mother and the rest of the female population are two different things. My mother might have done some unsavoury things, but my girl friends haven’t and I haven’t. As I pointed out in an earlier post, my relationship with my partner in no way emulates the relationship of either of our parents’ relationships, and we both have a happiness neither of us saw in our families growing up. The way to making your self feel better is not through wallowing in pity and belittling others, it is through self-respect, pro-activity, its not easy, but if a woman can have big enough testicles to do it, I’m sure the manly manly men on this site can do it too.

I am not asking to not be judged, I am asking to be judged fairly. I am asking to be judged not by what does or does not dangle between my legs. Also, in my defense, it is the darker posts I tend to tackle.

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-03-21 14:08:47

Jay’s education is useless in that you would never know she even had a college education unless she told you. That’s as good an indication of wasted social resources as any can get in my opinion - you would quite literally be better off giving a bum off the street a cleaning, an apartment, and a 1 week correspondence course, because he acquires more life experience in a week than Jay has in her entire sheltered suburban life.

 
Comment by Keb
2008-03-21 14:00:49

I can’t speak for all of the men here, but the majority of them are not “misogynist swine”. Most are just simply sick of the modern women of today. In a sunshine and rainbow kind of world men would simply just vent about wifey….”Awww shucks Jim, the wifey is pissed I didn’t take out the trash today”… Of course that is not reality, and I know you know that, but it goes way beyond what you realiz. Reason being why Dick probably put “No Women Allowed” because most dont understand and pitch a fit.

I’m not asking you to sympathize with these men, but have some empathy. You have no idea what these men have been threw and obviously you dont understand how dark feminism has become. I can agree some venting on here is a bit darker than others…..but who are you to judge anyone, when you yourself dont want to be judged.

Well, I’m off to color some Easter eggs with the kiddos. =)

 
Comment by jaydavi
2008-03-21 13:15:54

Keb said:

@jaydavi- Why cant the men just vent on a website for men that clearly says “No Women Allowed”???

If you can’t take the heat get out of the kitchen…..

Happy Easter everyone=)

I can take the heat fine.

The website may say “no women allowed” but your assuming I let misogynist swine tell me what to do.
Your also assuming I should sympathize with their right to whine about women, I would accept it if these men were just venting, their wife has pissed them off today and they want to complain about wifey. However, its abuse aimed at every woman, and its aimed all the time, thats not venting, that’s misogyny.

Why can’t women be allowed to vent on a site that bitches about women? Seems the perfect place.

 
Comment by Keb
2008-03-21 13:02:09

@jaydavi- Why cant the men just vent on a website for men that clearly says “No Women Allowed”???

If you can’t take the heat get out of the kitchen…..

Happy Easter everyone=)

 
Comment by jaydavi
2008-03-21 12:40:06

Doubt said:

The poor little slut, she’s too dumb to make her own website and write her own book, so she’s reduced to taking potshots at our cause. I’m sure she has her own little justification, just like a terrorist has her own justification for killing innocent civilians to make a point.
The problem is, we know it will be shit that only makes sense in her ’superior mind’ which allows her to be a faggot and yet criticize our heterosexuality.

You want to criticize my “superior mind” whilst spouting shit like this.

You assume I don’t have the intelligence to write a book or create a website, but you should probably know that intelligence can manifest itself in many other ways.

I am clearly not a faggot, nor do I criticize your heterosexuality, I just poke fun at the heightened sense of homosocialism this site creates. Note how I use the word “fwiend” and not “lover”.

I know when SOTS argues he tries to offend what he thinks is dearest to me, you however try to offend in me what is dearest to you.

You are the ones with the fucked up relationships with the other sex, criticizing my sexuality means shit to me because ultimately I know I have found a man I love and we can have however much heterosexual sex we like, wherever, whenever and however we want. The sexual insecurities stem from the men who say cunts are for fucking.

What? All of them? No preference?

We obviously have attained a womans’ mind does not attract you, but even the slight specification of fat cunts or tight cunts would do, and yet no. Cunts, In general, including Britney Spears’, Hilary Clinton’s and Margret Thatcher’s, are for fucking. Apparently.

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-03-21 12:20:19

The poor little slut, she’s too dumb to make her own website and write her own book, so she’s reduced to taking potshots at our cause. I’m sure she has her own little justification, just like a terrorist has her own justification for killing innocent civilians to make a point.
The problem is, we know it will be shit that only makes sense in her ’superior mind’ which allows her to be a faggot and yet criticize our heterosexuality.

 
Comment by jaydavi
2008-03-21 12:01:55

If you picked any one of my friends and asked them to identify which speaker on this site was me they would have no problem. Bullshitters are generally pretty easy to spot.

Why would my education fail me? It wouldn’t. You have realized my education is important to me and are trying your very hardest to install some sort of fear or worry into me by targeting what I find important, and yet failing. This is also why you mention my boyfriend.

I think I have been dating my boyfriend long enough for him to know exactly who I am, but I shall be sure to tell him that some weird American guy with mommy issues, whose mom is a joke and girl friends were all jokes, and has trouble identifying who in the world actually is his mommy, and who were his girlfriends, warns him that I am a joke.

He will reply “I though Norman Bates was a fictional character?”

To which I will reply “Yes. So did I.”

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-03-21 11:48:58

You’re very confident behind a monitor.. I think you’ll make a good cam whore after your institutionalized education fails you and your boyfriend realizes what a joke you are.

 
Comment by jaydavi
2008-03-21 11:01:20

son of the suns said:

Keep your herpes infected hand away from Doubt.

“pwease Doubt. pwease be my friend, I stand up for you to the lady bullies”

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-03-21 10:48:06

The castration and feminization of the myth, lore, faith of the people and culture: the beginning of the end for the West just like the Romans.

The Bible is more than clear on the nature of women.

Keep your herpes infected hand away from Doubt.

 
Comment by Keb
2008-03-21 10:05:13

@Sarah-You have no right to judge Doubt either.

I’m going to have to call my brother about this Lilith you speak of. He is senior pastor at his church…..I’ll have to get back to you on this one.

 
Comment by Sarah
2008-03-21 08:50:03

Doubt said:

I never said that 51% of the population was going to hell, little girl. I said that bitches like you who know ever-so-much and are oh-so-better than everyone else are going to burn in hell, because Jesus condemned your awful faggotry.
Listen to yourself, your ignorance doesn’t end. You say that Muslims are evil as though you know shit outside of your pathetic, insipid existence.
It’s because of failures like you that the world is the way it is. Believe me, you defective fuck box, I have every right to be pissed off at you.

Jesus condemned people who thikn like you. You are very confused. Jesus loved all people. When approaching a crowd about to stone a prostitute he said “he who has not sinned throw the first stone.” He was trying to tell us something. Don’t judge people, because you yourself are not perfect and are not in a position to judge. He also said to treat all others the way you would like to be treated. Do you want to be treated the way you treat women? No, you don’t. Jesus warned you and you didn’t listen. I, a woman, judge people soley on the content of their character, and even then, i try to help them change instead of needlessly insulting them. But you hate women and only respect them if they submit to your will. However, you are not god, and no one is obligated to submit to you. Your hatred of women is just another symptom of the evil found throughout Islam. You see i have studied it, i know all about it. The muslims who truly believe these things have been tricked by satan to hate other people, destroying gods world. Jesus wanted all people to love and accept one another. If you really want to know the truth about it go to faithfreedom.org

Also, do you know who lilith is? Probably not because the bible has been edited. She was adams first wife, kicked out of the garden by adam for not submitting to adams will. She wanted to be on top during sex and she had her own ideas. Then god made eve at adams request. The subservient woman of which you speak. Eve then sinned against god because she is mentally deficient. Apparently adam made a mistake in letting his ego (the evil part of him) decide that Lilith was too independent for him. He chose a subservient woman who would go on to ruin their eden. That was the consequence for him and there will be a consequence for you. However Lilith did not disappear. She is making a comeback. She will lead us to peace and harmony, and she will hold hands with the adam who has realized his mistake. Maybe you should look into that. Read about it for yourself. The truth might sting but that doesnt mean you should ignore it. I think that you are perfectly capable of being a great person. You just need to stop letting anger and hate control you.

Peace & Love
Sarah

 
Comment by Keb
2008-03-21 07:54:25

son of the suns said:

I’ll hang their corpses from it.

Ewwwww! And good mornin to ya son of the suns. =)

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-03-21 07:23:18

I’ll hang their corpses from it.

 
Comment by ME$$A
2008-03-20 19:01:26

ey I don’t wanna be negative…but I hope ya know that once that thing’s up, a gang of fat n’ fugly bitches are gonna get their granny panties in a bunch and make you tear that shit down

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-03-20 11:37:49

I’ve had her already you opinionated pleb.

Unfortunately unlike that galaxy.. in this one Anakin doesn’t even betray his loyal and devoted wife for power. She betrays him for karmic nothings and secular lies and he has nothing left but the darkside.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-03-20 10:15:50

son of the suns said:

Manhole what’s it like to be a pencil neck parasite who is powerless as passionless and can’t find his way unless he has threat of gay rape to guide him? Do all bisexuals only follow the law from fear of brutal sexual domination? I guess that’s the only reason left since you are about as close to grasping truth and justice in your empty skull as the female.

Why would I go to Arabia and bow to a God that falls asleep on the job? This pathetic republic with all it’s wealth, might, and potential will be reformed into an Empire built on glory, justice, and power. The capitol will be bulldozed and the new seat of power will be a black as the void between galaxies phallic symbol that goes so far into the clouds the fates will weep in envy. But don’t worry.. AI will likely not even be able to navigate a staircase without falling on its head so we’ll utilize traitors like you as slave labor. You and your harlot friends(the ones who haven’t been cruficied down the busiest routes of commerce as examples) can build mock senates and committees in your slave quarters and pretend you’re still in the braindead age when the strong were tyrannized by the weak.

Mudvayne - Dull Boy

I dont need the threat of gay rape to guide me to do right. Although I am agnostic, I try live by the golden rule and try to give as much love around me as I can–until I feel Ive been stepped on, and then some sharp words I feel are needed for the greater good.

I think I’m going to start nick-naming you The Prince of Darkness (TPOD), or Darth Vader. Really, that 2nd paragraph was delightful. I think it belongs published somewhere—seriously. Some kind of academic journal of fiction? I’m not sure. Your a sociopath, but a dreamer as well. Wow. I think you deserve a hottie if you can behave yourself.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-03-20 10:02:16

Manhole what’s it like to be a pencil neck parasite who is powerless as passionless and can’t find his way unless he has threat of gay rape to guide him? Do all bisexuals only follow the law from fear of brutal sexual domination? I guess that’s the only reason left since you are about as close to grasping truth and justice in your empty skull as the female.

Why would I go to Arabia and bow to a God that falls asleep on the job? This pathetic republic with all it’s wealth, might, and potential will be reformed into an Empire built on glory, justice, and power. The capitol will be bulldozed and the new seat of power will be a black as the void between galaxies phallic symbol that goes so far into the clouds the fates will weep in envy. But don’t worry.. AI will likely not even be able to navigate a staircase without falling on its head so we’ll utilize traitors like you as slave labor. You and your harlot friends(the ones who haven’t been cruficied down the busiest routes of commerce as examples) can build mock senates and committees in your slave quarters and pretend you’re still in the braindead age when the strong were tyrannized by the weak.

Mudvayne - Dull Boy

 
Comment by Keb
2008-03-20 09:32:17

If Doubt has said he wishes women would die, then I’m assuming he is just venting out his frustrations here on MABTW…….kind of what this website is for. =)

 
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