The Mind Of A Woman

I call this mansterpiece The Mind of a Woman. Whereas a meat grinder can churn animal into ground beef, so can a woman’s mind convert any idea into fantasy, consumable bullshit, and nonsense.

-Dick

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Comment by Talon
2008-04-16 11:28:45

Brooklynn Alexis said:

Well excuse me, but I must say that I have a wonderful mind. I don’t have any more fantasies than a man might. I work hard I work in the trades. I am a millwright. I work with men. Might I add throughout high school in wood shop and auto class I finished with higher marks than every male specimen in those classes.

Ah, the typical tirade of: “Well, I am different than that, so let us make this topic all about me”.

Brooklynn Alexis said:
Men are no better than women in any way. You are my equal, and I can and I will do anything that you can do.

Then start of by peeing standing without help. And keep doing that.

Brooklynn Alexis said:
Men are scum of the earth. The root of all evil, and the cause of all war, starvation, and poor economy.

Guess what? I’m pretty too.

Scum of the earth? I thought you said we were equal, you two-faced hypocrite. But hey, concistency are for losers and men, right? What were you trying to prove again?
The root of all evil? Keep dreaming. You are the one spewing hate here.
Cause of all war… yeah right. Ever heard of the Trojan war? A good example of how women are stupid and manipulates men into starting a war just becuase she have issues.
All starvation? Well excuse me, I thought WOMEN were the ones wanting diamonds, which ends off making men here in the west rich and making workers in Africa starve. But I guess you know that better than me. Idiot.
Poor economy? Be glad men INVENTED the economy, you dumbass. Tell you what, women entering the workforce raised the pricing on several things, meaning that those who are poor now have a harder time getting their money to last.
You being pretty? Welcome to the Internet, woman. Nobody cares. Of course, I can see how flaunting your attractiveness and superiority makes us equal.

 
Comment by Kayla
2008-04-16 11:21:46

Wow. A friend of mine was reading this aloud to some of his guy pals, and I over heard. I must say that I agree with a majority of your arguments against women. But we do not belong in a kitchen, pregnant in bare feet. I am not saying though that the man should be in the kitchen. I believe that the responsibilities should be equally shared between the man and woman. No woman should have to lower he expectations on what she can accomplish because a man tells her where her place should be. As for the porn star, men, apparently you don’t care too much that there are more women, or you wouldn’t be watching them. Women bitch, alot. I do it myself, but that doesn’t make me anyworse than a male, because most that I know bitch just as much!

 
Comment by Karu
2008-04-15 08:41:01

So, Dick Masterson is not just skilled with words. I’d say this work of art grants Man Points every time someone sees it.

 
Comment by DON, MANVILLE, ALBERTA, OIL DRILLER
2008-04-14 04:40:10

Sweet Jesus H. Christ Dr. Masterson, thought I had seen the work of all the Masters, but once again a stunning work of art, illustrative of the absolutely inexplicable ability to transform the useful into the useless…….welcome to the female brain!! Well Done Sir!!!, Dr. Masterson you are to be commended for your artful revelation, long suspected, finally confirmed. Good Work Dr. !!!!!

 
Comment by Vahso
2008-04-13 12:56:42

Everyone seems to have a personal agenda on claiming to why things are; the bashing is something to be concerned about. I don’t have an strong issue against this site because I am a woman and I come from unconditional love, but I believe their is a moment of past reflection and self-righteousness to why this site was created. Quote on Quote….deep emotional issues not addressed or known. It’s the Yin and Yang of life. Yin needs Yang and Yang needs Yin. Anger comes from ignorance.
As far as children….every educated human knows how critical it is for a mother(even a father) to be around. When children are born the mother’s natural response to her offspring is to nurture. It’s important for mothers to coincide within the early years with their children. This is when brain development is very crucial early on. These are the years that make us who we are today! Without this process we as a human race would not exist nor able to function.
Children are generally in the Alpha state brain pattern. While adults are in the Beta state. Women are able to switch from these patterns. This why it is amazing to be a woman! But I can see why men view this as confusing and crazy……because women have to go on this rollercoaster ride of emotions. We have this ability in order to keep life continuing. If you were scientifically right and every women is a whore, user, etc; then you wouldn’t exist. And just because we haven’t built you something physically so you can feel or see it doesn’t mean we have built something inside you.
On a personally note when I was 15 I was beaten-up by three men at a party…because I WOULD NOT have sex with them. Did I blame and hate men for this event………absolutely NOT! That would be silly of me. Not all men are the same. Just like women. If you have to go through life knowing you attract what you are. This goes for any human being. like attracts like. More then likely women were their when you were born and women will be their for you when you are on your death bed. Having Hate in heart is not worth living for. So mote it be.

 
Comment by dan
2008-04-12 04:40:24

So, what, you men are basically saying that the world would be better if women were (like) men.. but still had the ability to reproduce?

 
Comment by bullshit
2008-04-10 14:57:20

bullshit ,slut always try to prove themselves, go to hell

 
Comment by Alex. A.
2008-04-09 16:16:37

To Dickisfunny -
Don’t worry, none of what was said was taken personally. I merely wanted to reply to what I read.
Those women you worked with should be ashamed of themselves. If they wished to be in that business, they should have acted like it. I’m sorry for you that your experience with women in construction has been less than ideal.
As for not mentioning anything about women being in porn, I felt no need because I know there are more women in that industry than men. You never hear about the men in the industry because they are not nearly as crude as the women. However, I pity the women that are in that position where they believe they have no other alternative than to be in porn. It’s such a waste of potential.
Also, concerning prostitution: I feel that is more of a slave trade. After all, working for a pimp can’t be simple. However, if they are “free range” prostitutes, then I wouldn’t want to be near them anyway when they die of some strange mixture of disease.
Excuse me if it sounds petty of me, but any woman who goes into porn or prostitutn of her own free will really needs a wake up call.

 
Comment by Dickisfunny
2008-04-09 08:45:17

To Alex. A.

Don’t take anything i said personal. I am just making chit chat. I read where you said you and 5 of your women friends built your house. Like i said in my last reply, they are such a small amount of women who will do such a thing. I am impressed that you have built your own house, my wife and i built ours together. Well, she was the one who picked where the walls would go and what not, i just put them up. I do not believe what you said about men believing women are weaker than us. Like i said, when i worked construction, i worked with women and our supervisor would ask them to lift up Sheetrock or a compound bucket and they refused to do it, they would put it out there about them being weak and telling him to get the men to do it. So, it is not men that are thinking it, its you women who are showing it to us. Also it wasn’t the only company i worked in, i worked in 14 different companies and all the women were the same.

As for the unfaithfulness, i am not sure because you are right men and women do both cheat, But what about being a prostitute or a pron star? I noticed you mentioned nothing about that. I know men are as well, but i don’t think there is an equal amount. I went to the porn star awards, and the women outnumbered the men by 6 to 1. That is pretty big and these awards, weren’t world wide. I wonder about that.

 
Comment by Alex. A.
2008-04-08 21:58:30

To Dickisfunny -
I meant what I said when I can guarantee that my house was not made by a man.
I know this because I built that house myself, with the help of my other female friends, several of which are in construction.
It has been standing for over 5 years with no issues at all, and as I wished to have my property appraised before doing some remodeling, it is expected to last quite a few more.
The main reason that women aren’t seen doing much on the construction site is simply because men believe women are weaker. Even though this is true in some cases, it is not a widespread sheet for all. Some women are simply stronger than men.
As for having emotions, it is not impossible to keep emotions in check. How else is it possible for some women to be completely hardhearted, or keep a level head in crisis? Not to brag, but I am one of them.
I would like to see some comparison between the infidelity rates of men and women. I’m interested in seeing which is the more unfaithful of the sexes. I honestly don’t believe the number of infidelities caused by women can be higher than men, seeing as I know of many marriages ruined by the man’s straying, yet only 2 caused by the woman’s.

 
Comment by Hugh Wang
2008-04-08 17:09:17

you should have coins feeding into the machine

 
Comment by Dickisfunny
2008-04-08 10:54:37

Ok, i have to say, he is right on some views, other ones he is not. It is nice to have a women around and someone to talk to. I love my wife, and i do not degrade her or do anything that is wrong. She does all the cooking and cleaning while i work and make the money and fix the house. I don’t mind because she is taking care of my family and i love her very much. When i want to just sit down and relax by myself for not even an hour she wants to do something after i had a hard day when all i want to do is sit back and drink a beer or just lay in bed with her all nice and quiet. It never happens. I wouldn’t want to have another male in the house, that would be weird and just simply gay. Also, Man has made every single house in the world. It is true, brick by brick, maybe 4 bricks out of all the houses in the world were put by a women. I see on here some women are saying men and women are equal, not entirely. Women are very fragile and men are very rough. Women has emotions and feelings that are just sometimes ridiculous. Men, does have feelings but we can control them and the ones that can not, then there is something wrong there. There are some things women can not do that men can do. Example, i have seen women in construction and they do the cleaning or wave the flag on not to enter, i have never seen one put up a piece of sheet rock or break there backs going up and down steps for 14 hours straight to throw out garbage. I have never seen it in all my life when i worked in construction when i was younger. There are other things, i don’t want to name them because then some of the women will try and prove me wrong. Also, back in 80’s there weren’t that many women in pornography, so when he says whores about all the women, Seriously, i am going to ball park it but i am guessing 20 percent of women are either prostitutes, pron stars or just plain cheaters. Who knows? I don’t know every women in the world, but i am sure of it that many women will cheat on there husband. I have never been cheated on and if it does happen, who knows i will flip out.

When he talks about women getting money for child support, it is exactly like a prostitute. You slept with the man and had his child, or what about getting divorced? Why does someone get married for 1 year divorce and have the right to his hard earned money, it makes no sense? I am talking about the women who didn’t have a child with him or anything. Can someone answer me that question?

 
Comment by Alex. A.
2008-04-08 08:44:55

“It’s called rational discussion, fool. If you were capable of it, you wouldn’t be halfwittedly assuming the intention was merely to “hit you girls with it”. If facts irritate you, haul you ass back into your kitchen that a Man built for you, inside your house that another Man built for you. You can do simple girl things there, like smiling sweetly and cooking a nice evening meal; “Turn that frown upside down”.” Dated Sepetmber the 22nd, 2007, at 3:54 pm.
And before you claim ignorance at “no one has viewed this thread since 2007″ I would like to rephrase my comment: No one has likely viewed the comment I am referencing since September of 2007.

 
Comment by Alex. A.
2008-04-08 08:41:07

Although I seem to have lost track of the comment I wished to reply to, I’ll summarize it:
“Go back to the kitchen that Man built for you, in a house that another Man built for you, and let us men be.”
Is that to say then that if a woman builds the house, the man should do the cooking? If so, then get in the kitchen, because I can guarantee that no Man built my house. Or the kitchen, for that matter.
I have to laugh at the chauvinist on here who actually believe this malarkey. Do you honestly believe that women are so less educated than men, less reasonable than men? I have no doubt that throughout elementary school you were educated by at least one woman. What about your mother? Is she aware you act this way? Does she approve of your behavior?
If you didn’t even consider the disrespect you’re causing her, as well as other women, many of which may be well more educated, then you were raised poorly indeed.
This is not to say there aren’t some stupid women out there; in fact I have no doubt that the number of undereducated women equals that of men. I know more men that have dropped out of highschool than women, simply because women have more drive to finish things that they begin than men.
The only reason you believe that women should be in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant is because it encompasses things you cannot do yourself: you cannot often care for yourself, you cannot bear children, and you are in many cases completely incompetent at raising them. That is based off just what I have seen in my encounters with men. And I work in a male-dominated industry (engineering.)
Obviously, though, my argument will fall on deaf ears, as usual. Aside from the fact that this thread hasn’t been viewed since September of 2007.
But we shall see.
Signed,
Alex. A
Occupation: Woman Engineer

 
Comment by Brooklynn Alexis
2008-04-08 08:11:48

This whole website is one man whining because women have out smarted him. In his walk of shame, he looked for a way to boost his ego. By the way, Big ego = little penis.
What he may or may have not experienced all ties in to why he thinks so little of women.
Don’t blame the good ones because you, who must have been an asshole, attracted all the money hungry whores, whores, and lazy women who can’t do fuck all.
That’s your fault, you failed.

 
Comment by Brooklynn Alexis
2008-04-08 08:02:38

Sgt. Reyes said:

What mind?

- Sgt. Reyes

Well excuse me, but I must say that I have a wonderful mind. I don’t have any more fantasies than a man might. I work hard I work in the trades. I am a millwright. I work with men. Might I add throughout high school in wood shop and auto class I finished with higher marks than every male specimen in those classes. Men are no better than women in any way. You are my equal, and I can and I will do anything that you can do. Men are scum of the earth. The root of all evil, and the cause of all war, starvation, and poor economy.

Guess what? I’m pretty too.

 
Comment by Aline
2008-04-07 13:34:27

Well okay, I’m dutch so I hope I can make my statement…, and that you’ll still understand me:
You really don’t have the slightest idea what’s going on in woman’s mind, if you really think that we dream of cute and lovely things and lost every sense of realism than we’re not stupid, but you…
Why do you all think that women are only made for having kids and clean the house, we can do so much more. I mean it’s proved that women are better in languages, for example, many women are well educated and have a very good job, and because they’re stupid? dumm? because they’ve got all bullshit in their mind? Common, just think for a second, I really don’t think so! I’m absolutely not going to say that women are better than men…. cause they’re not, but men are neither better then women! We’re all equal, whether you like it or not. I’m not gonna say what I actually want to, cause I don’t wanna be as low as you are, and because there are (luckely) still men who are still normal in their mind and who don’t think they’re the best of all… But really, women are not as you think they are…

 
Comment by andywattbulb
2008-04-07 07:09:43

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaauw

the world is finally at peace

 
Comment by DEZERAY
2008-03-29 16:41:46

ms2rad said:

Vanesa said:

I don’t know why you assholes whine so much, if woman wouldn’t exist neither would you so why don’t you jut shut your piholes and accept the fact that your just as despicable and pathetic as those woman that dream of rainbows and unicorns.

If it weren’t for bad grammar and misspelled words, I would have said “Exactly”.

Quit your bitching.. There was like what two mistakes? GROW UP

 
Comment by ms2rad
2008-03-29 03:26:02

Mansman said:

kristina said:

it seems to me that we dont understand each other…oh crap…isnt that a problem with every person?

Thats why there are leaders who make decisions, and underlings who can’t. You’re the underling.

i mean sometimes i can hardly understand myself let alone understanding everyone else…of course i dont get it…if you are trying to say something oter than insulting stuff say it in plain english…

We KNOW you “can hardly understand (your)self”. That’s exactly the point. But what part of “be rational” don’t you understand?

i thought it was a females job to be crptic:P…but dont say they because im sure some female somewhere understands what your trying to say:)

Some sort of Jibber Jabber that didn’t have a point. Try harder next time.

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-Again she epitomises the whole problem. It’s like sinking in quicksand…each time the mouth opens, more irrationality leaks out and makes things worse. She should be less obstinate, like women used to be for over 4000 years until the Femis muscled their way in and infected society with their diseased “values”.

That’s probably ALL it will take for us to “understand each other”…a simple attitude adjustment. The first health healing step towards social change and an improvement for all. Unlike Kristina’s apparent “Us against Them” mentality, MABTW seeks to find solutions, not perpetuate problems. She really needs to get with the program on this one (Even so, we’ll fix it with or without the “IRrational” bleatings of the “Kristina’s”; she does provide a classic example of the problem though…so at least that’s some “contribution” of sorts).

“Mansman tells you what you need to know”.

Kristina, give it up. You could be using your time elsewhere. “….Some men you just can’t reach…” (Cool Hand Luke).

 
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