Dick’s Classy Broads

The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.

When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.

With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.

God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.


*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.

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Comment by smart women
2010-08-30 01:53:19 - IP Man-Hash: 57a4530085356

i know i shouldn’t be talking but for you bible thumping women complaining if u look closely within the first three pages god tells eve that she will serve adam when they are kicked out of the garden of edan eves fault btw she was the one to listen to the snake and eat the freaking forbidden fruit

 
Comment by Timmy the Book Burner
2010-08-28 21:14:17 - IP Man-Hash: be62f96bc4a6b

“Some women have low self esteem”

I would too if I looked like Grimace from the Mcdonalds cartoon!

 
Comment by Real
2010-08-28 17:06:49 - IP Man-Hash: aac859aae22d2

Some women have low self esteem

 
Comment by Arc One
2010-08-27 10:47:47 - IP Man-Hash: 7fa8f471240dc

That was very nice to read. But it STILL WASN’T ON YOUR BOOBS. That’s the point of all this.

 
Comment by Arc One
2010-08-27 10:45:55 - IP Man-Hash: 7fa8f471240dc

Once again… not on your boobs… we don’t care. Fucking hippies.

 
Comment by Arc One
2010-08-27 10:41:59 - IP Man-Hash: 7fa8f471240dc

We can’t see what your wrote. It wasn’t on your boobs.

 
Comment by Arc One
2010-08-27 10:40:28 - IP Man-Hash: 7fa8f471240dc

That wasn’t on your cans. Doesn’t count.

 
Comment by Anysao
2010-08-20 00:17:40 - IP Man-Hash: af808c0f49a0a

So more sexy girls and sexy boobs too.

 
Comment by dani
2010-08-12 03:39:45 - IP Man-Hash: b5e8ed0841377

its a website ppl. calm down, nothing was ever published. its all publicity, and commercialism. just dont pay attention and u dont give him power.

 
Comment by a sophmore in high school
2010-08-05 16:46:35 - IP Man-Hash: 1d1c18d97a78b

“perhaps, perhaps not .. but i can tell you this about God .. there may come a day in your life when you are desparate, perhaps in the worst possible situation you could ever be in through no fault of your own and i can pretty much guarantee you will be making a little prayer to that fictional character ‘god’ .. cause why not, when the chips are all the way down, ya never know, maybe that fictional character does exist afterall.”

god controls his minions over fear…the one thing common in ALL religions

 
Comment by MAK
2010-07-30 09:37:22 - IP Man-Hash: 59cd896f6e226

I happen to think that in general, men are better than women but this guy (you, Dick) is asinine and it doesn’t even matter if he is getting loads of pussy that makes him feel so so right. Things just are not nearly at cut-and-dry as he’s making it out to be. He has fun being an asshole. He’s addicted to it because he sees all of the attention that it gets him. He’s a total spin-doctor so there is no talking him out of anything. (He’d laugh me off…. that goes without saying).

The average woman is born into a world where they always feel like the last one picked in dodge-ball even if they are picked first because they were picked for the wrong reasons. They are also raised by a mom with the same issues and so on. Women obsess about money and the things that they can buy from it for the same reason why men obsess over sports. It’s the numbers. Math makes keeping track of your ups and downs simple.

There are some pushy stupid bitches out there wrecking peoples lives but they are just suffering with the same issues that Dick has. They live their lives hating and fighting back at the world over an unhealthy, sad obsession with other peoples’ helpless flaws. (that’s right, Dick. You’re mind works the same way as some bitch that you can’t stand. You are an ugly woman trapped behind a pair of tacky cop glasses).

 
Comment by david
2010-07-23 05:26:48 - IP Man-Hash: 3b193a9143cd7

I’m looking for a woman that i will fuck and give me money cause i am a very good fucker that stay long to 5 hours on a woman.. Please email me back at davcolio@yahoo.com so i can get along with it.

 
Comment by Ray
2010-07-21 11:38:02 - IP Man-Hash: d843c6c519bfb

It must fill feminists with happiness when they see their fellow women doing this, heh. There’s one blond girl in white top that looks quite freaky, btw.

 
2010-07-17 13:09:11 - IP Man-Hash: 26a632eb47af7

[...] Dick’s Classy Broads Dit is zijn website :') [...]

 
Comment by Rob
2010-07-13 03:14:59 - IP Man-Hash: c8612ef5e4820

The comments by women on this thread are amazing. On one hand, it is OK for women to dress up like whores and parade themselves accordingly yet on the other hand, if men encourage women to dress and act like whores (like women need any encouragement), we are sexist pigs. Talk about hypocracy!
Men are better than women.

 
Comment by Erica
2010-06-25 15:33:25 - IP Man-Hash: befa1fef548e5

IF YOu narrow minded fucks want to hate on women please feel free to hate on me Kelliskell101202@yahoo.com :D spam my inbox with HATRED WOOT !

 
Comment by Erica
2010-06-25 15:29:53 - IP Man-Hash: befa1fef548e5

Alina so far pretty much makes sense than any other person on this site. I dont support this site about women and i dont support feminists its not fair to either gender. Watcher ive read every single comment you had so far and all i have to say is just ” FAIL” you think typing out essays is going to help you get your point across ? Dude you look like a world class fucken moron :). With that being said Dick Mastersons has his opinion which is completely fine but its still not a fact. Hes back up his theory with evidence which is an A+ good shit. But its still an opinion based because hes classifying all women into one category which pretty much makes him seem like a narrow minded fuck. To the lovely guys continue to talk shit about women because years from now your going to fall in love with some pretty woman and not dare to say you are more superior than her. Im done reading all this demonic bull shit you people have to say about women. God weeps in sorrow because these types of people.. and we wonder why the world is in such a state as it is today fucken sad Peace everyone Love is stronger than pride

Comment by sweetdeviant
2010-06-25 18:50:22 - IP Man-Hash: a70e66b986551

that’s right erica ..

God weeps in sorrow because these types of people.. and we wonder why the world is in such a state as it is today fucken sad Peace everyone Love is stronger than pride

god doesn’t weep because of people like dick .. he weeps because women, who he made to be helpers of men, don’t know their place, don’t want to raise ‘his’ children anymore or care for them, don’t want to care for their homes and their men. god made men and women perfectly, men stronger and women weaker. he gave men the testosterone and strong sex drives to make women pregnant so the human species can continue. he gave women breasts to feed her young while the man provided. he made women emotional and intuitive and more childlike so we can nurture, love and relate to her children while the man was away and to soften him when he returns home from work, wars, hunting, inventing, etc. all the great things that men do for society at large.

women didnt’ know how good they had it .. LOL .. they looked at men and said “wow, he gets to do all the fun stuff” … oh reeealllly? how foolish so many women are .. i’ll bear his children, care for the household, watch them grow, love on him over corporate america ANYDAY. of course i’ve done both, so it is easy for me to say.

Comment by alyssa
2010-07-01 09:03:22 - IP Man-Hash: 587b5fae8ac6c

Oh my god, were you raised in a barn? Well okay since women are just good for babies, thats all men are good for. And the fact men have something dangling between their pants JUST mean that it should be loft off for population control…Women who AGREE with what these guys say are infact whores because they want the positive reinforcement BTW.

Comment by sweetdeviant
2010-07-01 16:50:32 - IP Man-Hash: 329b6ab51a9b9

no i wasn’t raised in a barn.

it’s so interesting how women, especially younger women, hate the idea that women are ‘babymakers’. your body was designed for it and yet, the idea that it’s important and what you are good for sounds apalling. LOL. it’s the ONE thing women can do that men can’t. it’s one thing that makes a woman so unique and in fact, it’s a very special thing … ahhhh, but today’s modern woman doesn’t treat it special or view it special .. she just uses it as a way to gain status and money … some women even want a ‘birthing gift’ now after birthing their baby .. sad, sad state of affairs.

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Comment by Katriana
2010-07-02 02:41:01 - IP Man-Hash: c892791ca349e

And what for the women that can’t?

Deviant we’re all not half-wit whore’s that believe we’re only used for child birthing, no. You’re saying that we’re MADE for giving birth, does that mean we all go out and get laid in hope of this? No, that wouldn’t make us a woman, it’d make us little whores.

Sending the message that we are used purely for childbirth is WRONG, I spend my life devoted to getting rid of women who put out the message “get laid it’s all your good for” I think of my daughter and what affect that has on her- you’re sick.

I hope when you’re on your back getting laid you think about how your selfishness affects your child, you no longer live your life for you.

 
Comment by sweetdeviant
2010-07-02 16:43:13 - IP Man-Hash: 329b6ab51a9b9

well katrina, obviously you have to EARN the love and trust of a good man who will allow you to carry and birth his children.

for a woman who can’t have children, there are many other things she can do in society, they have a different purpose. there are plenty of seats to warm in corporations, volunteer work to do, etc.

how do you go about ‘getting rid of women like me’ .. sounds like a half threat. do you think you’re doing your daughter any good by giving her a message and sending her out to compete with men, while having her believe her biggest contribution to society is how much money she can make? you’ll be cheating her out of the experience of being a woman and a mother.

i don’t live my life for me .. that makes me unselfish .. how about you? does katriana put herself first in all things as the feminist dogma dictates? i feel sorry for your daughter if so. i’m guessing you are a single mom with that attitude.

 
Comment by Alina
2010-07-02 18:55:02 - IP Man-Hash: 3f15d5a3b7b88

“well katrina, obviously you have to EARN the love and trust of a good man who will allow you to carry and birth his children.”

That’s a lie/fantasy lol

The reason it is offencive is because of the context, it implies it is all females are good for and is an outright lie.

Females being able to give birth is a great thing, but they most certainly did not earn it. I am far more proud of my education then i would ever be about the ability to have children.

You had three kids? Who the hell cares, you are raising 3 kids?

That is something to be proud of.

 
Comment by sweetdeviant
2010-07-02 19:31:30 - IP Man-Hash: 329b6ab51a9b9

lol .. i have an education too alina. it’s not my greatest accomplishment but if it’s yours .. good on you. in addition to that, after i had my first child, and became a SAHM, i still worked part-time and became a certified lactation educator and a certified labor doula. i worked part-time in those fields for 3 years with my baby on my hip (literally). this work was not my highest priority though, my family was. later after i had my second child i started a small on-line business that was successful enough to earn me some nice extra spending money every month. when my kids started school, in addition to volunteering at the school i worked for a few years, a few hours a week, as a contract merchandiser, again, for extra spending money, not to mention taking on extra kids to babysit. i’m sure i will work again, but right now, for the last year i have not, which my husband thinks is best, he works very long hours in his field. i am quite resourcesful and have worked for many years of my life.

formal education is a nice thing, you can earn a degree from it, but you can educate yourself in many ways and not just from college. i am an avid reader and have spent years educating myself on many topics that interest me. you can buy a book and read it without having an assignment from a college professor. so congratulations on your education.

if a woman has a man’s blessing to get pregnant with his child and he stands by her then YES, she did earn it. men don’t just intentionally impregnant any female to birth and raise his children.

 
Comment by Alina
2010-07-02 19:36:57 - IP Man-Hash: 3f15d5a3b7b88

My education is not my greatest achievement it was just an example. I class almost everything you said as a greater achievement then the ability to give birth.

I was also genuine when i said raising children was something to be proud of i was not being sarcastic; you should be proud. Even more so after everything else you just added, in 20 years i am sure i will have a list as well.

 
Comment by Alina
2010-07-02 19:39:52 - IP Man-Hash: 3f15d5a3b7b88

“if a woman has a man’s blessing to get pregnant with his child and he stands by her then YES, she did earn it. .”

IF she earns it yes, not all of them do.

Men don’t just intentionally impregnant any female to birth and raise his children – not intentionally no.

 
 
 
 
Comment by sweetdeviant
2010-06-25 18:52:04 - IP Man-Hash: a70e66b986551

i want to add, i think god is laughing his ass off at dick .. cause uh, god did invent humor, god is a man … i’d bet he loves this site.

Comment by Alina
2010-06-28 02:39:31 - IP Man-Hash: e9edcf8f9598c

God is man made fiction.

Comment by sweetdeviant
2010-06-28 09:26:02 - IP Man-Hash: 329b6ab51a9b9

perhaps, perhaps not .. but i can tell you this about God .. there may come a day in your life when you are desparate, perhaps in the worst possible situation you could ever be in through no fault of your own and i can pretty much guarantee you will be making a little prayer to that fictional character ‘god’ .. cause why not, when the chips are all the way down, ya never know, maybe that fictional character does exist afterall.

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Comment by Alina
2010-06-28 10:33:10 - IP Man-Hash: e9edcf8f9598c

Well said, and i am actually agnostic.

But using god to make a point still amuses me.

But so do monkeys.

 
 
 
Comment by alyssa
2010-07-01 09:06:56 - IP Man-Hash: 587b5fae8ac6c

God is from a bible which is a story book, written by men and contains “facts” that have been disproven. And god teaches respect of women, not to slander their gender FYI. Do you read?

Comment by Alina
2010-07-02 19:00:03 - IP Man-Hash: 3f15d5a3b7b88

“Do you read?”

Actually no i am too stupid to read, that is why i post here.

Is god real? no idea.

Is the bible accurate/right? LOL – no.

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Comment by Katriana
2010-07-02 02:41:31 - IP Man-Hash: c892791ca349e

“god is a man … i’d bet he loves this site.” Does that make you a man?

Comment by Alina
2010-07-02 19:03:03 - IP Man-Hash: 3f15d5a3b7b88

“I think of my daughter and what affect that has on her- you’re sick.”

So you’re 15 a hacker have a spouse AND children, wow you can retire at 16!

But i agree calling a female a babymaker is quite sad.

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Comment by Erica
2010-06-25 15:08:27 - IP Man-Hash: befa1fef548e5

Men are not superior than women if thats the case then please COME KIll me :D

 
Comment by fr33soul
2010-06-24 08:30:54 - IP Man-Hash: 3c53f099fcfdd

if you are too nice to a female, she’ll walk all over you.

Comment by fineimmabitch
2010-06-27 01:50:03 - IP Man-Hash: d66ae991a96ab

Ya I have to agree we women need to be kept in line with equal fear and love.

 
 
Comment by Aj7
2010-06-13 01:26:08 - IP Man-Hash: 4ad2be9c574ff

Agreed sweetdeviant and good to see you again.

Comment by sweetdeviant
2010-06-14 16:48:19 - IP Man-Hash: f33e2851ddc2a

thank you Aj7 .. you ROCK!!!!! : )

Comment by Aj7
2010-06-15 02:03:12 - IP Man-Hash: ebec345572ab6

Ha Ha, right back at you.