Dick’s Classy Broads

The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.

When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.

With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.

God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.


*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.

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Comment by Shay
2009-07-03 13:48:16 - IP Man-Hash: f73b8911f3f11

Damn, the last guy to post a comment’s screenname is Flamer… or, Flamur, I should say, haha!
Good ones ladies, keep ‘em coming!

 
Comment by Flamur
2009-07-02 16:29:18 - IP Man-Hash: 7b03b6cd2880f

You are so beautiful (k)

 
Comment by Matt
2009-07-02 10:05:25 - IP Man-Hash: 4c0cb0117ef4f

You’re the fucking man. Completely agree with everything you teach. I like how all the females who talk shit about you act like you abuse and beat women, or completely mistreat them in some way. You seem like a nice guy overall, you just come from a different perspective about women. You have BALLS that a lot of men don’t. I’m taking your advice. Any man in his right mind should choose to not be whipped by some spoiled cunt female.

 
Comment by Renee
2009-07-01 12:58:14 - IP Man-Hash: 4ed56b3f6d98b

So, I don’t even have anything I feel I could really say about this.
You just keep on being chauvinists, and hope that you can find someone who WON’T call the police when you abuse them.
TaTa!

 
Comment by Miss,Koala
2009-06-27 18:44:33 - IP Man-Hash: 4e5b131ab407a

DICK = LIFE WIN

 
Comment by rachel
2009-06-26 15:53:55 - IP Man-Hash: c574d39a16321

wow you guys are fucking retards. if you think that guys are so great why are being such assholes to the ones that dont think just the way that you do. it’s not that men are better than women you just want to think your better than every one. and i dont give a shit whether you like this comment or not. i’ll write it all out on my boobs then would you pay attention you horny douche bags that never get laid and these are the only pairs of tits your ever going to see…minus the ones you pay to see ie hoes strippers and the cheap porn that keeps you company at night.

Comment by Palimero
2009-06-27 14:05:29 - IP Man-Hash: 3d5dd2418f7c7

… but woman are sluts, we don’t HAVE to pay to have sex with anyone. You would know that if you weren’t an idiot.. but you’re a woman…. oh yeah…

 
Comment by ed
2009-07-01 14:01:19 - IP Man-Hash: 5b6c6234f3e20

the sad thing is men like dick get laid. go to a club and you see male whores chat up female whore. doesnt matter what their views are

 
Comment by Marcos
2009-07-03 19:24:09 - IP Man-Hash: 9c97842dbf527

“I’ll write it all out on my boobs then would you pay attention you horny douche bags”
Yes, I would pay atention.

 
 
Comment by tomlovestheladies
2009-06-24 01:25:06 - IP Man-Hash: e12073c9148af

PS most of these tits are fucking gnarly ass gross saggy tits why are you pretending you want to see these flap jacks outside of their wonder bras?
You know you don’t.

 
Comment by tomlovestheladies
2009-06-24 01:22:46 - IP Man-Hash: e12073c9148af

I don’t know if it showed up so I shall post it again.
The reason you feel you have to “put women in their place” to prove you are a man is because you lack the anatomy to do so otherwise.
Honestly any man who feel women are a threat and needs sites like this to make himself feel many is a closet homo or has a tiny little penis.
You need to feel “in charge” because you know you aren’t satisfying any women so you need to dominate them to pretend you have a dick.
Its just afact man sorry.
Don’t get your frilly panties you where when you’re home alone in a bunch over it.

Comment by Muzalon
2009-07-02 10:20:44 - IP Man-Hash: d78a670e7a05e

*I don’t know if it showed up so I shall post it again.*

All you have to do is look for it, you thick cunt.

 
 
Comment by cara small
2009-06-22 01:09:57 - IP Man-Hash: be26f911fb123

i mean, if you want me to take all of your money, you’ve met your match

Comment by sarah
2009-06-22 04:11:25 - IP Man-Hash: c7ca1bf65fb30

oh yuck, trying to get some attention girls, why dont you go and get educated.

 
 
Comment by cara small
2009-06-22 01:07:20 - IP Man-Hash: be26f911fb123

how much do you pay?

 
Comment by hi
2009-06-19 16:02:26 - IP Man-Hash: 9435294646e2f

“Hey! Why didn’t you post the picture I sent in of MABTW.com on my boyfriend’s balls? He is classy too, damnit! This is some discrimination right here. Sexism at it’s finest! Oh boobs are all good and fine but balls OH NO balls are disgusting because they belong to men. I am appalled. Viewing men in such an inferior light is not going to get you very far in this world, buddy”

Balls = GAY

 
Comment by Sean
2009-06-19 15:00:14 - IP Man-Hash: e4da43cffb7d9

At least there are some women out there with the capacity to know their role/place in society. And yet so many women floundering in their attempts to prove themselves as something more than sex objects; I presume most of them must be ugly as sin and the rest of the lot probably have daddy issues.

Keep up that great work, Dick.

 
Comment by Jeremy
2009-06-19 11:52:25 - IP Man-Hash: e14a9e39ba92d

This is just more evidence that women will use every thing in their power to get publicity, every website imaginable, just so they can advertise their breasts. In summation, women are whores.

 
Comment by Britany
2009-06-11 01:36:53 - IP Man-Hash: d96adef2e0665

Hey! Why didn’t you post the picture I sent in of MABTW.com on my boyfriend’s balls? He is classy too, damnit! This is some discrimination right here. Sexism at it’s finest! Oh boobs are all good and fine but balls OH NO balls are disgusting because they belong to men. I am appalled. Viewing men in such an inferior light is not going to get you very far in this world, buddy!

Comment by Ken
2009-06-12 22:06:41 - IP Man-Hash: bc26bafbaa2f8

I think it was made clear that unless it’s written on your rack, no one cares what you have to say.

Comment by Britany
2009-06-13 13:39:42 - IP Man-Hash: c417070e89970

like a towel rack?

Comment by User
2009-06-19 21:50:02 - IP Man-Hash: c7fd9ae3ac79b

There is dumb, and then there is woman dumb, and there is no dumb like woman dumb.
Woman dumb is confusing her chest hams with a wall ornament.
There is no dumb like woman dumb.

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Comment by Moose
2009-06-23 22:05:23 - IP Man-Hash: 8f2a8a89bbb66

Are you that fucking stupid? Nevermind, answered my own question, yes you are.

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Comment by Sean
2009-06-19 14:48:49 - IP Man-Hash: e4da43cffb7d9

As your comment wasn’t posted on your tits, no one cares.

 
 
Comment by Andrew
2009-06-10 13:50:23 - IP Man-Hash: 315dbc6aa216f

Mr. Masterson, you are the epitome of awesome. Thanks for existing.

Comment by mime
2009-06-10 20:30:08 - IP Man-Hash: 8b61ffe903bd1

loser

 
 
Comment by OW
2009-06-06 06:32:31 - IP Man-Hash: 231b2d90a5989

Dear Mr. Masterson,
You are just MY FUCKIN HERO! FTW

 
Comment by Super chauvinist
2009-06-05 17:59:46 - IP Man-Hash: 50c177c44fdb7

Hey, why this chicks arent showing more skin ? the dot from the “.com” should be their nipples.
But those are classy chicks for sure!!

 
Comment by made in america
2009-06-03 23:37:13 - IP Man-Hash: 8b61ffe903bd1

direito de volta para você jose

 
Comment by dick is gay
2009-06-03 09:07:22 - IP Man-Hash: f448afa91172d

a vergonha de todas estas gajas nao é mostrar as mamas que eu gosto de mostrar as minhas, é mostrarem-nas com essa frase, admitindo assim que este cabrão de merda tem alguma razao.

e cabraozinho chauvinista, se nao percebes o que escrevo, guess what sei mais linguas que tu e tenho cona.

Comment by Sean
2009-06-19 14:50:37 - IP Man-Hash: e4da43cffb7d9

Speak English.

Comment by NeoStarmon
2009-06-20 16:44:10 - IP Man-Hash: 017b5e7bfcd5c

ВЫ В АМЕРИКА, ГОВОРИТЕ АМЕРИКАНЦА!!

 
 
 
Comment by Miceala
2009-05-26 08:49:51 - IP Man-Hash: 511b4038374fd

its sad that so many women have such dirt low levels of self esteem… but whats sadder is that every man who supports this site has even lower self esteem

Comment by Chris
2009-05-26 12:40:26 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Who brainwashed you into thinking a girl who is proud to show her tits has “low self esteem”.

A GIRL WHO DOESN’T show them has lower self esteem.

Your self esteem is so low, “you wouldn’t know the difference between ‘love’ and not getting spit on”.

Comment by Andrew
2009-06-15 00:40:18 - IP Man-Hash: 67989b9d4c921

You make that cynical pervert sound correct when you run your mouth talking about showing your crap off.

 
Comment by Henry Westin
2009-06-15 15:56:06 - IP Man-Hash: 78177c04e7728

Chris is a sinner who should repent.

 
 
Comment by Larenzo
2009-06-01 18:57:21 - IP Man-Hash: 42ff4846479a7

Fuckin’ Boo Hoo poor you, I bet you got small tits.

 
Comment by miciealasuckedmydick
2009-06-13 14:21:54 - IP Man-Hash: 8888ce195968a

your dick’s bitch Miceala right?

 
Comment by Sean
2009-06-19 14:52:26 - IP Man-Hash: e4da43cffb7d9

That’s an interesting, though faulty, generalization. How does men ogling tits with “MABTW” written on them identify them as having low self-esteem? That’s some kind of grandiose fallacy, but I’d expect no less from a woman.

 
Comment by NeoStarmon
2009-06-20 16:48:07 - IP Man-Hash: 017b5e7bfcd5c

Они как раз осажены потому что они имеют малый пенис или женщину они полюбили ушиблено.

 
 

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