Dick’s Classy Broads

The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.

When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.

With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.

God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.


*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.

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Comment by Anonymous
2010-01-28 21:27:14 - IP Man-Hash: d097d307f0a44

I thought I’d post while I’m waiting for dinner. Tits are nice, but tits and dinner at even better. After a hard day of thought and work, it’s great to come home to someone who loves you and will take care of you. Women just need to know where they are most effective.

 
Comment by Raj7
2010-01-22 12:50:57 - IP Man-Hash: 9aa23b6524e99

Well said,matt.You made a lot of good points and am glad to see you learnt from your mistakes.Women are never attracted to “nice guys”,its always being a cocky,arrogant jerk that gets a woman to fall for you.

There are a lot of men who go out of their way to please a woman and treat her like a queen(wussy males).All females do is take advantage of that kindness/manipulate men and its not long before they cheat on you.Men are always supposed to dominate/lead in a relationship,some of the pussy whipped fools must realise that.Though,I have to say we do need women for sex or physical/casual relationships.Marriage is just bullshit and not worth it.

 
Comment by Matthew Russell
2010-01-22 12:20:47 - IP Man-Hash: 725e05a1abf10

You know pussy whipped men are the cause of everything that is wrong with the world that women can’t be blamed for. Durk is a perfect example of what I am talking about. Women alone have no power and would not block Dick’s message of truth but because of pussy whipped Mangina’s like Durk this message is being hindered. I was once a lost boy and didn’t understand why women never liked me. I saw every other guy who had women and I constantly treated women better than they did and improved on all the different types of faults that women always complained they had. I became the “perfect man” but for some reason perfection wasn’t enough. I hated life and even wanted to die because all the disney brainwashing I had went through told me a man’s life was meaningless without a women. Then I stumbled onto a Dr phil episode and God finally freed me of my agony. This man named Dick Masterson was on tv explaining why everything I have ever tried didn’t work and that women were actually the complete opposite of everything those women had always taught me including my mother. I at once put what he said to the test. I shaved my head and didn’t bother talking to the women I usually try so hard to please or any women at all for that matter. I ignored them completely and viola! Those bitches were lining up to date me. One even booty called me to her house one night when she was drunk and I couldn’t get the time of day from her before. The strangest thing is though when I saw how sad and pathetic these creatures were and how simple their programing I lost interest completely. We don’t need them at all and if Dick said we didn’t need them he would be right. Most of you are still too weak from your feminist brain washing to accept this and Dick knows that like Sypher from the original matrix you would fight to get back in the pod but as you mature you will realise that constantly trying to shut great men like Dick down will do you no Good because he is speaking the truth. Even the bible says in the new testament that women should never have any power over a man. In fact almost every religion acknowledges the fact that men are better than women. Men are better at everything and because we are better we don’t need women at all. http://www.fleshlight.com has now made a new type of fleshlight called the vortex that has rave reviews of being even better than the real thing if you heat it up in some hot water and let me tell you I believe it is true. We have replaced them with technology. Combine that with porn and I don’t need women at all. In fact the only time I feel any desire to get a women is when Im horny. I have noticed I completely lose any attraction for women when I emptied the tank because I know from experience that’s all they are good for is to empty your tank. And if you think I should feel ashamed of squirting in a tube versus a whining bitching femanazi I will point out that its a lot less shameful than busting your ass for some bitch and sacrificing everything for her then finding her in bed with another guy one day then blowing her and your brains out because of it. Never happened to me But I have seen it happen time and time again and all you pussies say the same thing until it happens to you then you kill yourselves before I get the chance to laugh. Don’t be like those bitches, use your brain its ok to do it your a man. Use that cognitive reasoning and logic that has been suppressed for so long and give Dick’s advice a try. He has saved my life and I like many other men owe him a great debt. Remember the truth isn’t hate speech. Hate speech is having someone tell you they love you and using you day after day then taking a shit on you later. Get angry at people like that not at a guy trying to tell you that its coming just because you don’t want to accept it.

Comment by Harry
2010-01-22 13:31:41 - IP Man-Hash: 649acada66136

Good advert Matt, pussy is better. You just avoid marrying it, problem solved.

 
 
Comment by CuntKiller
2010-01-17 00:50:07 - IP Man-Hash: 06cdd43fd42b6

They whould show a picture of them right before they kill themselves or the aftermath of the event. Cunt killer!

 
Comment by Alina
2010-01-10 15:20:40 - IP Man-Hash: 216be03d1a7e9

I need to get a sharpie. Don’t mind being a whore at all, in fact LOVE IT. I cook. I clean. I take care of the baby. In return, he works, pays the bills and gives me money so I can buy girl things and take care of the house… I lost every pound of baby weight and I am very proud of that, I make him cakes and pies while denying myself a piece because he doesn’t like fat chicks…he tells me when I can have some. I really don’t understand why other chicks think this is bad…I don’t want work hard, I don’t want to worry about money or politics, I just wanna look good for him, raise my kid, and get things I want…and get fucked hard n good, LOL. :)

 
Comment by Vandrade
2010-01-10 08:07:17 - IP Man-Hash: 33c52fec6fc11

Durk, stop being a fucking mangina, you dipshit.

 
Comment by David
2010-01-02 00:50:44 - IP Man-Hash: 0869feae7e64b

Pics are yet more proof that ALL women are fucking worthless ugly whores.

 
Comment by Cowboy
2009-12-29 20:52:47 - IP Man-Hash: e3cf5b922cc04

I think I recognize a set of those.

 
Comment by Mike
2009-12-23 11:46:41 - IP Man-Hash: 330cf496ad5da

I honestly don’t understand why dumb asses like “Durk” here miss the KEY point. MEN are BETTER than WOMEN, not.. MEN NEED WOMEN Plain and simple dipshit. Even though you’re superior in every way possible, you still need them for three things. So they can cook for you, clean for you, and so you can bust a nut every now and again without help from your hand.

 
Comment by Elmer Fudd
2009-12-15 16:07:03 - IP Man-Hash: e6c4d07bab2ff

@Durk
yes hello Mr. dirk
dick never said he needed women
the message is crystal clear
and its that men are superior to women
we still need them to cook our food,
iron our cloths and such tasks too frivolous for
any man who isnt single. in exchange that we work our asses off and get them a pair of shoes every now and then.
if i had a company the only important position id put a woman in is on my cock.
i dont recall women building the Colosseum or the Eiffel tower
anything worth bragging about in this world is and always has been
manufactured by men.
’nuff said.

Comment by Watcher
2009-12-15 16:18:13 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

That reminds me of a joke.

What’s the smartest thing to ever come from a woman’s mouth?

Einstein’s cock!

Comment by Watcher
2009-12-15 16:18:56 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Crude but very funny.

Comment by Harry
2009-12-15 16:26:12 - IP Man-Hash: dae3bd61694f4

LMAO, hahaha, great.

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Comment by Durk
2009-12-14 19:04:41 - IP Man-Hash: fd6d9b2d4d893

Dude, i kind of take this shit as a joke, or this guy really does have a deformed penis, and every woman who see’s it laughs, thus the whole superiority comlpex. I mean how can you say you dont need women, besides that fact that you wouldn’t exist on this plane without your mothers womb to nestle in, what the fuck are you goin to put your dick into?! The couch cushions must allready be worn out at your pad, and im pretty sure beastiality has been outlawed. The obvious conclusion is this Dick Masterson resides on Brokeback Mountain and plays the skin flute for a living!!

Have fun with that one blog freaks

Comment by durks a fuck
2009-12-19 00:07:36 - IP Man-Hash: e97ad4ec9d6f1

he clearly states men are better than women, not that we dont need women you dumb fuck.

 
 
Comment by Playerhater+proud
2009-12-10 05:51:44 - IP Man-Hash: e0a17c3ec2f96

The fact that you need our boobs to write on proves that MEN need WOMEN and not the other way around. :P

Comment by Strawman
2009-12-29 00:15:03 - IP Man-Hash: a114a40b3dd6d

Who will work if men are not around?

Comment by Hmmm
2010-02-01 09:47:48 - IP Man-Hash: bad8d367ded35

Who do you think?

Comment by Harry
2010-02-01 10:13:57 - IP Man-Hash: 649acada66136

@hmm. Good luck with that. Think of all the things men do that women don’t do. Society would stop working if men stopped wowrking. Not so if women did, we’d merely step into the places left by you, if they were actualy needed. Which many jobs that women do aren’t. Fact.

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Comment by Chi Chi
2009-12-10 00:54:06 - IP Man-Hash: a36a7b02dd308

Shouldn’t a follower of male superiority write it on his penis? I mean it IS a prize possession. Why advertise those little”cunts” in such a way when you have something greater?

I am not claiming you are just gay, just proving how effective a women’s bodies are. Jealous much? Wish you had some boobies to write on? A women body is beautiful as it is powerful. God had chosen woman to create life. He makes no mistakes ,and my friends, He made women powerful. But do not fear her. She is a creator.

Comment by Absintheminded
2009-12-10 01:31:50 - IP Man-Hash: f3dbfbf21b4d6

If you’re going to cite god, at make it accurate to the bible. He punished woman with the “burden” of childbirth.

Comment by Stweiefan
2009-12-10 05:50:00 - IP Man-Hash: e0a17c3ec2f96

Us jews believe the women are closer to Gods Ideal person, cause they’re more spiritual…

Comment by wsex16y5po
2009-12-12 23:26:18 - IP Man-Hash: eb8e92778b012

yeah but your a jew!!!

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Comment by mildred hubble
2009-12-23 12:24:51 - IP Man-Hash: 0dbef608f66e0

he punished man with need to manual labour…..

 
 
 
Comment by Yamum
2009-12-05 05:09:50 - IP Man-Hash: 8566ae586588d

Oh jesus, how long did that convo go for????

 
Comment by Necro
2009-11-27 16:46:39 - IP Man-Hash: d4881cb057b53

Is spelling such a difficult task? She claims to emphasize it, yet she cannot properly punctuate or capitalize.*sigh*

Comment by BeachsLap
2009-12-30 13:04:49 - IP Man-Hash: 5f6235bf16aac

I was just wondering why the average viewer seems to be illiterate.

 
 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-11-24 22:07:55 - IP Man-Hash: 196f8c5a55c96

Feminazi’s have to be destroyed at all costs!
Guys lets make them pay for what they have done to our brothers! Everybody start making movies,videos,art, books,vblogs,blogs,websites on Complete MaleSupremacy and take over of all money, power, business,education, industry, electronics! All hail Patriarchy!!! All my brothers rise up! All the men rise up! Let’s all work together to usher in the New Masculine Era!
http://www.savethemales.ca http://www.henrymakow.com http://www.standyourground.com/boyc http://mensrightsmovement.com
http://www.christianparty.net

DESTORY EVERYTHING THAT IS A AGAINST MALE SUPREMACY!
ALL FEMICUNTS ARE PATHETIC CUMBUCKETS THAT ALL MEN SHOULD FUCK AND LEAVE THEM! BITCHES! WHORES! CUNTS! TAMPON HOLDERS! SCREW THEM, FUCK THEM, SMACK THEM, PUNCH THEM, STRIKE THEM, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW!

GET ALL THE HACKERS YOU CAN FIND AND DESTROY ALL FEMICUNT BUSINESSES COMPANIES AND WEBSITES AFTER YOU HAVE TAKEN ALL OF THEIR INFO!
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY

Comment by Dharmendra
2009-12-17 12:31:11 - IP Man-Hash: aecbeddf62c9e

you sound like a fag that takes it up the ass. Too bad you don’t fuck pussy

 
 
Comment by BlackCowboy
2009-11-23 14:43:44 - IP Man-Hash: 6accd596243b8

MY KIND OF BROADS!!!!

 
Comment by Craig
2009-11-21 14:43:28 - IP Man-Hash: 2bb2a3c0807c9

Women have to stop resenting themselves for being women, just admit that Men are, and always have been better than women. This takes a lot of guts but it really makes you feel better in the long run. What’s the point of going to college when you know in the back of your mind that there’s gender giveaways, and bailouts for women at all colleges: MABTW!
What’s the point of complaining about equal wage? You don’t do the work as well, or as fast, or as intelligently: MABTW!
What’s the point of competing with men, when it only alienates you to them? MABTW! Why do you wear pants? Penis Envy, much? MABTW!
Why do you wear make up like a raccoons face? You look so trashy. MABTW!
Why do you bitch and moan and make no effort to be presentable and have any wifely skills, it must be no wonder: MABTW!

 
Comment by Craig
2009-11-21 14:34:55 - IP Man-Hash: 2bb2a3c0807c9

The more women that admit MABTW the happier and better this world will be. Conversely the more women that compete, and fight against and hate men the worse off the world will be; Keep submitting those beautiful breasts, you should be happy to be second best, there’s nothing wrong with that when you consider you are having sex with the best, and the best want to have kids with you, and the best want to make you feel good and give you nice things and have children with you, you clearly have a purpose being second best, and always remember young women: Mena are better than women!

Comment by monique
2009-11-22 04:49:24 - IP Man-Hash: 24be2c59d79c6

way to throw in a hint of vinegar with every grain of suger there. and just what pray tell would you be the BEST at?
Mena? certainly not spelling.

Comment by Harry
2009-11-22 05:22:18 - IP Man-Hash: dae3bd61694f4

mon: Again with spelling. No doubt you’re another female that points out the ‘importance’ of spelling. Yet ‘choose’ to ignore the fact that breast milk is THE BEST start in life for a child. Whats really important? Idiot. Take your nagging elsewhere, try your favoured coven.

Comment by monique
2009-11-22 05:34:03 - IP Man-Hash: 24be2c59d79c6

i am quite aware of the facts of breast milk, and a lot of other things that are obviously important for that matter. and you’re only trying to drail the question i asked craig. so why don’t you turn your head in another direction and poke your big nose into someone else’s buisness? unless you think you can provide a more sufficient answer, which i doubt.

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Comment by Harry
2009-11-22 06:07:14 - IP Man-Hash: dae3bd61694f4

I was pointing out your idiocy. Or have you or will you in fact breast feed? I’m guessing the answer is no, so your putting such importance in spelling renders you a fool. Conversation over my end, I try not to waste time on the ignorant these days. BTW this is my business, I’m male and tired of idiots like yourself.

 
Comment by monique
2009-11-22 06:23:46 - IP Man-Hash: 24be2c59d79c6

my maternal habits are none of your concern and have nothing to do with anything. and besides, it becomes your buisness only when you are addressed, which you were not. so make good on your word and butt out.

 
Comment by Harry
2009-11-22 06:47:16 - IP Man-Hash: dae3bd61694f4

”my maternal habits are none of your concern and have nothing to do with anything. and besides”

Spelling is more important than breast feeding a child, in a females ‘mind’.

I ’speak’ when I choose, not when allowed to by fools.

 
Comment by Harry
2009-11-22 06:53:24 - IP Man-Hash: dae3bd61694f4

Parasite; definition:
Biology. An organism that grows, feeds, and is sheltered on (by) or in a different organism while contributing nothing to the survival of its host.

One who habitually takes advantage of the generosity of others without making any useful return.
One who lives off and flatters the rich; a sycophant.
A professional dinner guest, especially in ancient Greece.

http://www.answers.com/topic/parasite

Woman; Definition: See above

 
Comment by monique
2009-11-22 07:14:24 - IP Man-Hash: 24be2c59d79c6

and thats why you always waste your time and breath. please spend it on something more worthy of your time, and less on subjects you’re not so well versed in. you won’t be able to keep up and you will embarrass yourself everytime.

 
Comment by studioline
2009-11-22 07:21:56 - IP Man-Hash: e883444b5ddec

Oh, poor monique she is doing this -”im a cyborg form outer space, so bow to me” parody, again.

How boring.

 
Comment by monique
2009-11-22 07:25:41 - IP Man-Hash: 24be2c59d79c6

if thats how you choose to interpret the truth, than by all means.

 
Comment by Harry
2009-11-22 07:28:37 - IP Man-Hash: dae3bd61694f4

The real truth or the truth according to the female ‘mind’? BTW you made a spelling mistake earlier, the worlds still turning.

 
Comment by monique
2009-11-22 07:32:39 - IP Man-Hash: 24be2c59d79c6

the truth you obviously can’t handle.

 
Comment by Harry
2009-11-22 07:38:38 - IP Man-Hash: dae3bd61694f4

‘’spend it on something more worthy of your time, and less on subjects you’re not so well versed in”

I’m quite well versed in feminist belief, for quite some time I actually thought it had worth. Untill I’ve seen what the effects are in everyday life. I watched a discussion program earlier about ‘domestic violence’. The british police are proposing a national register of MALE offenders. Female offenders exist, in less numbers granted but to point out the obvious that’s more a difference in male and female physique, not mentality. I also noticed that not one person in the debate mentioned something that’s obvious to me. Were such a thing put in place that would TEACH every FEMALE to view all men as suspects. I’m not well versed? Seriously, don’t challenge me, because my words have the obvious in everything they say, yours will merely have deflection tactics and probably end with a shame attempt, spare yourself. Back later.

 
Comment by Harry
2009-11-22 07:45:55 - IP Man-Hash: dae3bd61694f4

Quick add befor I shoot. Browse the site if you want a taste of female aggression. To quite a few, men like us, who disagree with women such as yourself should be castrated, killed etc.

 
Comment by monique
2009-11-22 07:50:09 - IP Man-Hash: 24be2c59d79c6

i applaud your knowledge and do not doubt that you are well versed in a wide range of subjects. however child rearing of any kind seems unlikely to be within your scope.

 
Comment by Harry
2009-11-22 07:56:19 - IP Man-Hash: dae3bd61694f4

3 Daughters. My end of the ‘raising’ was earning the money needed to do so, plus a lot of the father side of the family. Plus my daughters never suffered an injury while I was present. The same can’t be said for when I wasn’t present. Need I go on?

 
Comment by monique
2009-11-22 08:02:35 - IP Man-Hash: 24be2c59d79c6

i think thats outstanding and i believe you. this just seems to be the last place one would find a father of 3 girls though.

 
Comment by Harry
2009-11-22 08:14:51 - IP Man-Hash: dae3bd61694f4

Seriously I have to go. If you frequented this site much you’d find I pride myself in telling the truth about myself. I have nothing to hide. I’m also no saint. Now I have your ‘ear’ at least. Believe these words. Todays woman has lost her way. She’s become arrogant, ignorant, self obsessed and quite a few other poor character traits that are unbecoming of females. Feminism has ruined the very people it set out to ‘free’. I’m not calling for them to return to the sink. What I am calling for is them to listen and think, not just become more sheep to the ‘movement’. Personally I was happy to ‘give’ women equality, because in truth men have in a lot of ways done so. Women take for granted everything men have done for us ( I mean us, I never invented anything myself, but realise who did) and consider men useless because we don’t ‘think’ the way you do. If we did, we’d still be living in caves.

 
Comment by monique
2009-11-22 11:25:57 - IP Man-Hash: 24be2c59d79c6

i understand completely. i see women doing things so humiliating that i feel bad for being the same gender sometimes (a prime example above. these are the ones who give us such a bad reputation. i’ve lived without the basic necessities even the lower middle class possess so i know how to appreciate, and would never catagorize someone as useless for anything, even for argument’s sake. i wish most women would get out of that habbit too. its so pathetic , invalid, and frankly older than dirt. actual women are a rarity.

 
Comment by Harry
2009-11-22 12:35:58 - IP Man-Hash: dae3bd61694f4

So to answer your comment about my being here. There are other places online that are better suited but for now I mainly visit this site. My opinion is this site acts as a good verbal slap in the face to the women you yourself speak of (the majority of women). As for women getting out of the habit of abusing men in the many ways they do these days. Thet’re not listening to men, so maybe women such as yourself should become vocal too. Expect similar responses to what we get. The women out there are well indoctrinated, school, society in general, daytime TV, TV in general, even adverts, in so many ways is this perpetuated. Even if you do nothing else, next time you hear, what good are men anyway, tell the person who said it to stand up and look around, then ask her where did all that come from? Best of luck mon

 
Comment by monique
2009-11-22 12:44:43 - IP Man-Hash: 24be2c59d79c6

okay, thanks

 
Comment by Harry
2009-11-22 14:03:21 - IP Man-Hash: dae3bd61694f4

Those women above are a different kind of women again. Some if not all are submissives (my guess). They fit the definition I posted earlier perfectly, some even having to leech personality from their hosts.

 
 
 
 
Comment by sweetdeviant
2009-12-16 10:33:58 - IP Man-Hash: 04b846f97dfe6

good post craig .. i agree completely.

 
 
Comment by Craig
2009-11-21 14:29:12 - IP Man-Hash: 2bb2a3c0807c9

All women know MABTW, it’s timeless logic, it’s infallible, it’s indestructible, and proven everyday of every year of every century.
Whenever women try to gain some measly amount of power they fuck everything up and it turns into a catastrophe that some group of men have to unfuck-up and then fix it properly!

 

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