Dick’s Classy Broads

The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.

When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.

With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.

God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at [email protected].
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.

How To Join This List:

1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at [email protected].
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.

Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.