The Mind Of A Woman

I call this mansterpiece The Mind of a Woman. Whereas a meat grinder can churn animal into ground beef, so can a woman’s mind convert any idea into fantasy, consumable bullshit, and nonsense.

-Dick

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Comment by Kylie D.
2008-05-13 15:27:28

Maddox, is that you? :o

If not, haha, trolls keep trying harder and harder luls.

 
Comment by DickisFunny
2008-05-12 07:44:02

girlgirl said:

is that your mother dick ????

It is actually your whole generation of women including yourself

 
Comment by girlgirl
2008-05-11 08:13:31

is that your mother dick ????

 
Comment by shaun
2008-05-07 01:50:49

I think I agree with you. Women are dumber than dumb. They are like disposable tissues. You only use them once… and if you’re running low, you may use them again. You wouldn’t keep a dirty cleanex around after using it. What would be the point? Just like keeping a woman around, you get nothing good out of it, and doing so is completely redundant. Women are dumb. All of them. They like to think that they know how they think. They don’t. They just get offended and say whatever is on their minds at the time, not even actually thinking about it, they just spit their bullshit out. “Go Kill yourself” — Do they obviously think you will, what’s the point in saying that! Proof that they have shit for brains, there you go.

 
Comment by DickForMan-President
2008-05-06 19:56:46

Dick all i have to say is wow i really like the masterpiece youve created… that woman looks like shed make a mean sandwich, feed it to you then take you into the shower for one of their famous 50 minute showers while sucking your dick, cleaning you asking if she could maybe Do something right to provide you dinner for tomorrow. i know im dreaming but if your right im sure in time you can make these things happen.

cheers from canada dick

Whats the best way to open a beer…
there isnt one, it should be open when the bitch hands it to you

 
Comment by smrtpants
2008-05-06 02:01:16

that’s some meat grinder on the model in the picture!

all she needs is an “insert meat here” arrow and a butcher-type “please take a number” dispenser…

 
Comment by smrtpants
2008-05-06 01:58:48

Alex A. said:

After a brief leave of absense, I have come to realize the purpose of this site. The entire website - the post, voicemails, comments - are intended to simply give the genders yet another thing to fight about.
It’s rather ridiculous, looking back on it.
With that thought in mind, I have decided I have had enough of this dribble. The genders will always disagree; it’s in their nature. Both genders will find fault with the others, both will believe they are better, both find the other just as wrong. Men will believe women incompetant and over-emotional; women will believe men to be ignorant and insensitive. There are cases where both genders are right about the other; there are cases where neither gender is correct.
That’s the beauty of free will. Each of us can hold our own opinions.
To the two that actually put up a good argument with me: Deathslayer and Dickisfunny; I applaud you for being able to actually hold a position without resorting to the use of vulgarity and fallicies to prove your point.
With that said, I bid you all farewell. I’ve realized there actually is no new argument here; it’s just much more public now.
Godspeed.

from one woman to another: get over yourself already!

this site is a virtual vasectomy support system (and i don’t mean jock-strap for the semen-ally challenged), fact vs. phallus-y fun-for-all!

 
Comment by Mansman
2008-05-04 23:34:04

Zeuss be with you, Alex A.

 
Comment by Alex A.
2008-05-04 20:54:13

After a brief leave of absense, I have come to realize the purpose of this site. The entire website - the post, voicemails, comments - are intended to simply give the genders yet another thing to fight about.
It’s rather ridiculous, looking back on it.
With that thought in mind, I have decided I have had enough of this dribble. The genders will always disagree; it’s in their nature. Both genders will find fault with the others, both will believe they are better, both find the other just as wrong. Men will believe women incompetant and over-emotional; women will believe men to be ignorant and insensitive. There are cases where both genders are right about the other; there are cases where neither gender is correct.
That’s the beauty of free will. Each of us can hold our own opinions.
To the two that actually put up a good argument with me: Deathslayer and Dickisfunny; I applaud you for being able to actually hold a position without resorting to the use of vulgarity and fallicies to prove your point.
With that said, I bid you all farewell. I’ve realized there actually is no new argument here; it’s just much more public now.
Godspeed.

 
Comment by DickisFunny
2008-04-30 12:50:44

To Women_the_great,

Actually we do have a lot of time on our hands for insulting and making women like you feel like shit. When you say masturbation is quicker, i am guessing you are a obese woman with her breasts that are un-proportioned and stretch marks from your neck all the way down to your toes. I also bet your a lesbian?? I also bet you fuck yourself with a dildo or any other sex object witch was created by man so yes dicks are an important factor of life. Ughh why do you have to be so fucking retarded, now go into the kitchen and open up your fridge and start eating some of that Edy’s ice cream because you know in your head, you will never be with a man or a women, its just you and your sausage fingers always rubbing on your nasty clitoris witch nobody else wants to touch. Oh yea and how were you born, from your dumb ass father’s dick. In reality, you should of been the white shit dripping down your mother’s asshole. Enjoy the rest of your week

Women_the_great said:

First of all let me say that this is sad! That men have enough time on their hands after blowing each other to create this website! Let me just say that dick is not an important factor of life! Masterbation is quicker, better, & you don’t have a nasty ass man to deal with afterwards! I can personally tell you that I can do anything that a man can do & do it better for the fact that men have their head in their ass 90% of the time & always fuck shit up! Women have evolved & learned how to overcome men & up until recently men have gotten smart enough to realize whats going on! Then fags were born! So from me to you I’ll meet you in hell because obviously you’ve already got your shit packed FAG!

 
Comment by Women_the_great
2008-04-30 10:37:36

First of all let me say that this is sad! That men have enough time on their hands after blowing each other to create this website! Let me just say that dick is not an important factor of life! Masterbation is quicker, better, & you don’t have a nasty ass man to deal with afterwards! I can personally tell you that I can do anything that a man can do & do it better for the fact that men have their head in their ass 90% of the time & always fuck shit up! Women have evolved & learned how to overcome men & up until recently men have gotten smart enough to realize whats going on! Then fags were born! So from me to you I’ll meet you in hell because obviously you’ve already got your shit packed FAG!

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2008-04-28 13:12:21

Wes said:

You should make coins feed into the meat grinder. Afterall, money is what lets the grinder churn. =)

Damn! I wish I’d have thought of that.

-Dick

 
Comment by Wes
2008-04-28 12:25:07

You should make coins feed into the meat grinder. Afterall, money is what lets the grinder churn. =)

 
Comment by Alex A.
2008-04-28 08:42:53

To ‘Manly Man’-
Men and women run the state. Yes, men often have an indirect role in construction, but not always a direct role. Regardless of your opinion why the woman was present as an instructer, she was still present, and clearly understood what she was teaching. You should reread that article, ‘Manly Man:’ pretty much everyone involved, especially ‘Tucker Max’ and any female he dated, was a whore.

And for your information, not that it’s any of your business, I wouldn’t. That’s disgusting and degrading to both genders, and if anyone ever tried that with me they would be singing soprano for the rest of their natural life.

 
Comment by Manly Man
2008-04-27 14:20:31

Alex A. said:

To ‘Manly Man’ -
On a final note, you should read that website yourself. Or are you completely ignoring the fact that “Tucker Max” is just as much of a whore as the women.
“What also fucked me up was that women were doing the same thing to me that I was doing to them, except I didn’t even know they were doing it. For the entirety of my life up to that point I thought I had the upper hand, that I was the player and not the playee when in fact, I was possibly just another chump. The illusion of control was shattered. Needless to say, this little revelation colored my perspective for the rest of the night. If by “colored my perspective” I mean “totally fucked me up beyond all repair.”"

Best chunk out of the whole thing. Realize something, ‘Manly Man’: often times, when women know they are dating a ‘player,’ they could care less whether or not they see other guys besides him. You can’t be hypocritical about it. If you expect to date whomever you wish, you’ll have to accept the fact that women will do the same.
” This event, combined with a story my friend told me right after that about his ex-girlfriend letting herself get fucked by three Mexicans in front of him to get even for him cheating on her totally ruined me.”
Yes, we women are vengeful creatures. We rather dislike people being unfaithful to us, and for whatever reason, this seems to be a ‘popular’ way to get back at the cheater.

Overall, not surprised.

Men run the state. Men are always involved in the building of something. women can’t do it right. A man had to teach you. I’m sure that woman was only there to fellate his ego, preferably under the desk. As for the Tucker Max article, he’s no whore. He’s doing for men what men want to avoid doing. Sleeping with whores.

I’m sure you’d suck his cock too.

 
Comment by Alex A.
2008-04-27 14:11:57

To ‘Manly Man’ -
On a final note, you should read that website yourself. Or are you completely ignoring the fact that “Tucker Max” is just as much of a whore as the women.
“What also fucked me up was that women were doing the same thing to me that I was doing to them, except I didn’t even know they were doing it. For the entirety of my life up to that point I thought I had the upper hand, that I was the player and not the playee when in fact, I was possibly just another chump. The illusion of control was shattered. Needless to say, this little revelation colored my perspective for the rest of the night. If by “colored my perspective” I mean “totally fucked me up beyond all repair.”"
Best chunk out of the whole thing. Realize something, ‘Manly Man’: often times, when women know they are dating a ‘player,’ they could care less whether or not they see other guys besides him. You can’t be hypocritical about it. If you expect to date whomever you wish, you’ll have to accept the fact that women will do the same.
” This event, combined with a story my friend told me right after that about his ex-girlfriend letting herself get fucked by three Mexicans in front of him to get even for him cheating on her totally ruined me.”
Yes, we women are vengeful creatures. We rather dislike people being unfaithful to us, and for whatever reason, this seems to be a ‘popular’ way to get back at the cheater.

Overall, not surprised.

 
Comment by Alex A.
2008-04-27 13:54:31

To ‘Manly Man’ -
I acknowledge the fact that men most likely supplied the materials for the house. However, they were not involved in the construction of it. As for the training, ironically it was a man and a woman instructing. No, the permit actually came from a woman, and the electricity is provided by the state. No one man or woman owns the electricity; that would likely induce chaos.
A study in the UK showed that 40 percent of women cheat, and 34 percent of men cheat. However, this is not the UK. In the United States, MEN cheat more than WOMEN. And that’s from a MALE doctor. “There’s no question that men cheat more than women,” says Steven Nock, PhD, a professor of sociology at the University of Virginia, who has followed the marriages of more than 6,000 men since 1979.”
Here is the link if you would like to read more. http://men.webmd.com/features/our-cheatin-hearts
Enjoy, ‘Manly Man.’

 
Comment by Manly Man
2008-04-27 10:46:39

Alex. A. said:

To Dickisfunny -
I meant what I said when I can guarantee that my house was not made by a man.
I know this because I built that house myself, with the help of my other female friends, several of which are in construction.
It has been standing for over 5 years with no issues at all, and as I wished to have my property appraised before doing some remodeling, it is expected to last quite a few more.
The main reason that women aren’t seen doing much on the construction site is simply because men believe women are weaker. Even though this is true in some cases, it is not a widespread sheet for all. Some women are simply stronger than men.
As for having emotions, it is not impossible to keep emotions in check. How else is it possible for some women to be completely hardhearted, or keep a level head in crisis? Not to brag, but I am one of them.
I would like to see some comparison between the infidelity rates of men and women. I’m interested in seeing which is the more unfaithful of the sexes. I honestly don’t believe the number of infidelities caused by women can be higher than men, seeing as I know of many marriages ruined by the man’s straying, yet only 2 caused by the woman’s.

Wrong. your house is made by a man. Who chopped down the trees to supply you the lumber? Men. Who trained the women who worked on your house with you? A man. Who provided the electricity for your power tools? A man. Who gave the zoning permit? A man, most likely.

As for infidelity, women screw around more than men. Case in point, Tucker Max. Read this story, and you will understand.
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_has_moment_of_re flection_ends_poorly.phtml#282

 
Comment by Laura
2008-04-23 00:15:38

Im women from Europe..from exsoviet country. I would like to say that maybe this website, all the talks and discussions- that is what makes this situation that bad!!! What i wanted to say is that i`we been in US, i have relatives living there..i`we interested of your country..and i know that u ARE different!!In exsoviet countries women cares of her man, not forgeting of herself also..but we dont talk about it!!..We dont try to prove that we are better or mens are..maybe hard history makes us to think of other things- like caring of each others..(and also animals-who are not ONLY for eating as i red here):)..maybe im absolutely wrong, but think of it- maybe you have any relative whos in Iraq..if that would be your husband or even wife..would you mind washing his socks only if he comes home..and if u`re a man in Iraq..would you stare in TV and drink beer if you would be came home alive to your loving wife!!!! Its not paradise here..we have also mens thinking like in this website..and womens-feminists..but they are big exceptions and middle people even dont listen to it!!
I agree that man built allmost all. but women took care..if not, then all your job would be wasted cuz you have no idea how to take care of it in long period!

 
Comment by Irony
2008-04-22 06:41:49

Brooklynn Alexis said:
women have out smarted him.

Outsmarted*

You fucking retard.

 
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