Archive for July, 2008

Top Ten Reasons Marriage is Stupid

Posted in The MANifesto on July 21st, 2008

I would never marry a woman who hated me enough to let me go through with it.

Marriage is fucked and stupid and the second fastest way any young man can ruin his life. The first fastest way is by having a child. Try folding an index card in half twenty times. That’s how hard it is to find beer money or a blowjob in the budget once you’ve got a kid.

Here are the top ten reasons why marriage is stupid. [Read more]

Dick’s Voicemail #17

Posted in Dick In Your Ear on July 16th, 2008


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Dick’s Voicemail #16

Posted in Dick In Your Ear on July 14th, 2008

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Dick’s Voicemail #15

Posted in Dick In Your Ear on July 10th, 2008

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Dick’s Voicemail #14

Posted in Dick In Your Ear on July 7th, 2008


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Dick’s Voicemail #13

Posted in Dick In Your Ear on July 1st, 2008

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