A woman president? More like, no fucking way.
I hate to be political as much as the next man — which means exactly that I love it more than I love breathing air or using my eyeballs for seeing.
Think about that for a second because you know that it’s true. We men love politics, it’s no secret. It’s as much a part of being man as getting animals drunk or being forever vigilant for the greatest and fastest shortcut of all time. Politics at its core is in fact the very core of man. It is a quest, but a quest for what? Bam. That’s what. How do you like that.
Before I continue let me stress that no woman under any circumstance should be venturing these very deepest waters of sophomoric thought as revelations of the type just witnessed (with many more to come) can be severely damaging.
Let us picture in our minds a mythical land that would embody only the manliest nature — and here of course I’m talking about Germany, you can see for yourself. Picnic benches of oak as thick as a cinder block as far as the eye can see, and beer in glass steins the weight of an airplane windshield being getting smashed together with abandon for the absolute fuck of it.
Do you think that in the metaphorical “topic hat” of such a place there exists perhaps a piece of paper that says, “How was your day?” or “Where my mother went wrong.”
Fuck no. No way. And in fact there exists no such topic hat in either reality or fantasy.
But why?
It because men in such a place of rampant manhood want to speak of only one thing: Politik. The politics of doing the job. The politics about doing the job. And the politics of getting the job done. You can no sooner squelch this desire than you can throw a dumpster into the middle of the street with your bare hands. It cannot be done.
I think that my point here is obvious: a woman will never ever in a million fucking years be president of the United States or of anywhere.
There are two simple reasons for this. There is no need for a third because the first two are so utterly conclusive. Observe as I blow the lid off the entire media hype and tornado of bullshit…
No woman will ever be president because:
1. No woman is a man.
2. See rule 1.
Done. The fact that men are better than women is merely a corollary at this point.
Let’s expand these principles to some degree of practice with the power of our mighty imaginations by temporarily suspending every single non-perversion of logic and placing a woman in the White House for just a moment. The stress on the mind from such an absurdity is taxing I know so this will be brief. It is some relief that the details of the scene are not important. It can be any scene — that’s the beauty of it; any scene in which Madam President is there with anyone else.
What she is thinking at any moment is precisely, ‘Am I doing a good job?’, ‘Does everyone think I’m a fraud?’, ‘Did I get everyone’s opinion?’
Utter bullshit.
As men we know inherently that this is absolutely no way to get the job done. This kind of lay-about, lolly-gagging thought isn’t even preparing to get the job done. It’s a lame fuck around, and a waste of time.
Women do not understand politics at its core as much as a dog or a screwdriver does not understand crossing a busy street. Sure, you can guide them safely across. You can carry a screw driver to the store and buy it a cookie, but in the end it has no goddamn idea what’s going on — and that’s really what we’re talking about here.
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April 30th, 2008 at 3:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9acdedb38018
Dick’s post was shorter than that, but said a lot more…
May 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: e38fc27e71c1a
Carry on Dick, your teachings shall be past on too many generations. What a legend.
May 3rd, 2008 at 1:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: a170ead40a342
No, it’s probably because you’re an American … Blame it on MTV … I agree, it would take longer to read that post, and think about it, than your average Justin Timberlake video ….
May 3rd, 2008 at 1:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: a170ead40a342
What you forgot to mention, in all that, is the fact that the washing machine, the television, the refrigerator, the conditioner etc.etc. are all things that have been invented by Men … It’s obvious from reading your post, that you labour under the delusion ( delusion being an indispensable, essential part and parcel of a feminist’s psyche ) that these things were invented by Women, in order to serve as a means to their “liberation” … And the thing is, if you really wish to be respected as a Woman, try acting like one sometime … And start giving respect to Men for the characteristics and strengths that are unique to them … It often baffles me, that inspite of having achieved, invented, created or discovered almost NOTHING of any note ( Yes, yes … Please don’t remind me for the umpteenth time about Madame Curie … ) the motley crew of feminists that insist on coming to this site ( I can’t imagine why, except, this site has got them so bothered, and irritated, that they simply can’t help themselves ) prattle and parade on as if Women created the universe and told the Sun and the Moon to shine … By that standard, considering that this World as we know it has been BUILT by Men over centuries, Men all over the world should be deified and temples built in the honour. Makes me wonder, that if Women had ACTUALLY had even 50% to do with anything … can you even begin to imagine the extent they would go on and on ( considering that inspite of the fact, that their contributions wouldn’t even reach 5%, they can still boast and fume and dictate the way they do ) ?? You can bet your life, they’re just waiting breathlessly for one Woman somewhere to come up with ONE good invention - that will give them enough boasting fodder, as if it were a HUNDRED inventions - that’s the thing with Feminism - although it has no intellectual basis, it will build up a sham as if it were God’s truth - Men can invent a million things, go the Moon etc. ( God alone knows WHAT they will accomplist this next millenium ), but ALL THAT IS COMPLETELY TAKEN FOR GRANTED - SO BIG DEAL MEN DID THAT - That’s the attitude. Meanwhile, let ONE Woman come up with ONE thing somewhere — that will be artificially bloated and magnified and hyped by the feminists, as if it were the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Feminism = Hypocrisy and Lies …That’s the bottom line.
May 3rd, 2008 at 2:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: a170ead40a342
And before ya’ll start jumping down my throat with a list of inventions by Women ( like some Woman here made that hokey list of Women leaders from different countries of the World, most of whom, with the exception of Margaret Thatcher and a couple of others, were either corrupt or incompetent, or both ) …. please be sure to only mention the TRULY major ones - and no computers ( Lady Lovelace and all that ) DON’T count … another example of feminists taking something not terribly Earth shaking some Woman did, and magnifying it artificially like she created a new Galaxy or something … Computers, from the oldest ones, through to the Modern Day ( e.g. ENIAC etc. from the time of WW2 ) right down to your latest MacBook Pro Laptop, are a result of the technological and scientific expertise of MEN …
And as for the Radium ( Madame Curie ) … I’m SURE that’s going to turn up at somepoint … Yes it was discovered by Madame Curie … But … had she, hypothetically, not even EXISTED - some Man somewhere sooner or later would have discovered Radium anyways - but had all the Men everywhere on the planet gone to sleep, say sometime in the late 18th century, like Rip Van Winkle, and woken up a thousand years later, I can assure you, no Woman would have come up with, say for example, the Theory of Quantum Mechanics, which is responsible for modern day inventions like computers, television, electronic appliances, etc.etc. — And that’s just ONE example ( just ONE amongst thousands ) of a great achievement, that happened because of MEN.
For that matter, had all the Men everywhere gone to sleep sometime before 1000 AD, for a thousand years … AND PLUS, in the year 1001 AD, THE WOMEN’S LIB MOVEMENT HAD COMMENCED … I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if, even a 1000 years later, the Classical Laws of Gravitation, the Mathematical Laws of Calculus … In fact, ALL the scientific knowledge that humanity now knows, that has been discovered in the last millenium - would STILL be unknown - BECAUSE ALL THE MEN HAD GONE TO SLEEP - In fact, I’ll give you good odds, that if the Men woke up a thousand years later, the Women would still be telling them the Earth was flat, and / or the Sun, Moon and Stars went around it ….
And that’s just the Science part - I haven’t even started with the Art, Sculpture, Music etc.etc.etc. and a hundred more etc.’s
So if examples are going to be given, please mention only those that are of the same level as the highest achievements of Men … and something that was unique to being a Woman - in other words, it HAD to take a WOMAN to create or discover it - NO MAN could have come up with it, and had there not BEEN WOMEN, IT WOULD NEVER HAVE EXISTED ….
Tell you what - let ME give you one GREAT example -
THE CHILD ……
THE NEW LIFE …
More unique than all the great scientific theories, works of arts, magnificent inventions etc.etc put together.
Maybe that tells you something about Men and Women, and their purpose on this planet…..
So two pieces of advice to the feminists - DON’T come to this site … there’s nothing for you here, and we certainly DON’T WANT OR NEED any words of advice or opinions from you … you’re NOT WELCOME …
and if you INSIST ON STAYING - than start with making lists - ALL THE GREAT THINGS MEN HAVE ACHIEVED IN RECORDED HISTORY - ( History come to think of it, also being a Male invention ) -
and in the process learn some HUMILITY …
Of course, being feminists, I KNOW that humility is not a part of your creed - and I know your answer as well ” OH YEAH ?? HOW ABOUT WE GIVE YOU A LIST OF ALL THE MESSED UP THINGS MEN HAVE DONE IN HISTORY INSTEAD … HOW ABOUT THAT WAR IN ( so on and so forth ) ….
Basically, it’s my unfortunate lot to let ya’ll know, that ya’ll are beyond help, and lost … Anyways, there it is …
May 3rd, 2008 at 5:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6cdf25201c34a
Learn some humility…how ironic that you say that.
Your post shows an utter lack of respect for women and nothing but respect for men.
What’s the best it was a man that first advanced the notion that the world was flat?
The problem here is that before inventions become a daily affair, inventions by gender were cataloged. In the modern world, inventions and discoveries, esp in IT and medicine are so ubiquitous that they go by largely unnoticed. Many women are involved in these endeavors but you don’t see the media making a circus about the fact women are involved because it’s no longer 1901. It’s standard for women to achieve, most people know and accept this, with the exception of blind, narrow-minded chauvinists stuck in the early part of last century.
May 3rd, 2008 at 5:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993
Without a doubt, women are entering the professional ranks in the US as much as men are, maybe in some fields (law, medicine) even more so. To me, this is strong evidence that women are, for the most part, just as intelligent, skilled (in many fields, maybe not all), and ambitious as men. But can we say the same thing for creativity? In other words, that women are now as professional as men, is that an indication that they are as creative as men in areas that require logical thinking, and not things like, say, dance? I dont think so. The reason I think this is that medicine in law fields require intelligence and specific skills to succeed but not creativity.
I think a good guide to creativity is to look at the number of Nobel Prizes awarded to women vs men, and clealy men have the great advantage, even in recent years when there has not been any discrimination, at least in the United States, for women to enter the ranks of academia. In the natural sciences, the only thing a university gives a shit about is you ability to get money from the government, not your gender.
So I am not convinced that women could make the great discoveries that men are doing. I would like to see that happen, but if hasn’t happened now (as evidenced by men getting the nobel prizes), it probably will never happen.
Of course, if I ever said this to a girl, I would be dumped immediately.
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 10f4dd3550f9f
If you don’t believe that medicine and law require creative thinking then you’re an ignoramus.
Medicine is perhaps the most creative field of all due to the need to factor in some many variables and constant experimentation to find etiological reasons for disorder.
Law is nothing but creative interpretation.
You place creativity above these fields as if to downplay them, then turn around and use Nobel prizes as the standard measure for the highest intelligence — a prize that is usually awarded in the field of medicine.
Sort your reasoning out or don’t bother coming back. You’re making men look like idiots, like most of the others here.
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993
Listen, dip-shit: YOU need to understand what your talking about. When you say “Medicine is perhaps the most creative field of all due to the need to factor in some many variables and constant experimentation to find etiological reasons for disorder.” Thats not medicine, thats BASIC RESEARCH, IDIOT!!!!. Medicine is healing; you get parameters of the person, and based on these parameters, you carry out a treatment. No creativity required, just following the age old rules defined by doctors in the past.
Yes, research DOES require tremendous creativity. And what you find is that in medical research, in the higher tiers of academia (faculty and above), its grealty dominated by men. That is an indisputable fact. In the lower tiers, women equal men. But, to a large degree, they get orders on the experiments to perform from the faculty, who come up with the ideas.
Yes, creatvity, when applied through research, is above the fields of medicine and law in terms of advacing society forward. It is a well known fact that the great discoveries of all time (a heliocentric solar system, the mathematical codification of mechanics, electrodynamics, and relativity, for example) broke paradigms of thinking and required tremendous creativity. So yea, dumb-fuck, its not unreasonable to hold these great discoveries above the RELATIVELY trivial pursuits of law and medicine, that are based on the past thinking of others.
My fucking god, you are so god-damn naive, and stupid. If your an American, YOU are a horrific embarssement to our country.
May 3rd, 2008 at 8:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: bb4296fe11622
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL you’re a bit wound up methinks.
If you don’t think your everyday doctor, is conducting research, hypothesizing and testing your answers when he or she asks you questions in order to determine the cause of illness, then you are, quite frankly, a buffoon. I think you should go and eat a banana, it’ll be good for your serotonin levels.
May 3rd, 2008 at 9:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: da5eef8ca71bd
She is a disgrace to America.
May 4th, 2008 at 12:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 7731ffb5cf47d
That was fucking awesome. All men should read that. Go sign up at the forums and thats so fucking true. Welcome on board.
May 4th, 2008 at 8:17 am - IP Man-Hash: bbbb90a655d62
When you say that Women’s achievements go un-noticed as it is now considered normal, and the media doesn’t make a big deal of it … I have to really beg to differ with you … the fact is, that the mainstream media of the World is totally feminist - and we all know the power it wields is gargantuan … it’s in fact quite the opposite of what you say … the media is ever ready to not only trumpet to it’s best ability Women’s achievements, but in fact, are adept and clever at hyping up something a Woman might do, way beyond it’s actual significance - in other words, something that we may take for granted, had it been done by a Man, that would normally be not even mentioned, if the same thing was done by a Woman, you’d have the Mainstream Media all over it, magnifying it way beyond it’s actual importance and greatness - and should it actually be something significant, you can bet your life the Media would hardly wait to go to town with it. The reason for this is, that in the face of feminism’s obvious faliures, it needs the various branches of the media, to artificially hype and build up it’s (non)-achievements, it the media is only to willing to comply.
In any case, what I wrote had specifically to do with pioneering works, which change our World, the course of History and the way we perceive things …
If you are under the impression, for example, that there are Women who nowadays come up with something like the Theory of Relativity on a regular basis, but go un-noticed because the mainstream media don’t mention it, because it is considered too regular or run of the mill - then I think that is a fantasy.
May 4th, 2008 at 9:17 am - IP Man-Hash: bbbb90a655d62
I think a lot of angst that’s flying around on this site, and on the forums stems from the title of the website i.e. Men Are Better Than Women … I think, if the title were Men And Women Are Different, instead, that might help to cool things down a bit, and might actually lead to a more meaningful discussion … The fact is, Feminism is wrong - and has caused great harm to the World … But I guess, it’s how you put it, that helps to get your message, or opinion across …
May 4th, 2008 at 9:41 am - IP Man-Hash: bf8fbae5eba1f
Actually I think the title is more of a psychological filter. The idiots see it, work themselves up into a rant, and leave, and it points out how people get all worked up over it but when someone says WABTM nobody says a thing. Besides, discussion is what the forum is for, right?
May 4th, 2008 at 2:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 18a768c962623
This is not at the level of creativity of basic research, which often times causes paradigm shifts in our thinking of the natural world. This would never happen in everyday medicine. You are an uneducated, naive dolt, who bobbles his head to any PC BS a girl will say just to get some action. Gratefully, you will only humiliate yourself with women with your mental weakness causing your wife to inevitably cuckold you such that your raising someone else’s child, and despite the obvious evidence for this, you will believe her lies. Sadly pathetic indeed.
May 4th, 2008 at 2:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 50d846b441780
Join the sith, NMH.
Michael belongs in an early grave for his blend of arrogance and ignorance.
May 4th, 2008 at 5:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993
Funny! Thanks, but no thanks. I think there are a few decent ones left– I was with one today. Its just a pain to find them….
May 13th, 2008 at 1:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 818e747c509aa
There is a woman president in Finland.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 73352ffb3b321
No wonder suicide rates are so high there.