A woman president? More like, no fucking way.
I hate to be political as much as the next man — which means exactly that I love it more than I love breathing air or using my eyeballs for seeing.
Think about that for a second because you know that it’s true. We men love politics, it’s no secret. It’s as much a part of being man as getting animals drunk or being forever vigilant for the greatest and fastest shortcut of all time. Politics at its core is in fact the very core of man. It is a quest, but a quest for what? Bam. That’s what. How do you like that.
Before I continue let me stress that no woman under any circumstance should be venturing these very deepest waters of sophomoric thought as revelations of the type just witnessed (with many more to come) can be severely damaging.
Let us picture in our minds a mythical land that would embody only the manliest nature — and here of course I’m talking about Germany, you can see for yourself. Picnic benches of oak as thick as a cinder block as far as the eye can see, and beer in glass steins the weight of an airplane windshield being getting smashed together with abandon for the absolute fuck of it.
Do you think that in the metaphorical “topic hat” of such a place there exists perhaps a piece of paper that says, “How was your day?” or “Where my mother went wrong.”
Fuck no. No way. And in fact there exists no such topic hat in either reality or fantasy.
But why?
It because men in such a place of rampant manhood want to speak of only one thing: Politik. The politics of doing the job. The politics about doing the job. And the politics of getting the job done. You can no sooner squelch this desire than you can throw a dumpster into the middle of the street with your bare hands. It cannot be done.
I think that my point here is obvious: a woman will never ever in a million fucking years be president of the United States or of anywhere.
There are two simple reasons for this. There is no need for a third because the first two are so utterly conclusive. Observe as I blow the lid off the entire media hype and tornado of bullshit…
No woman will ever be president because:
1. No woman is a man.
2. See rule 1.
Done. The fact that men are better than women is merely a corollary at this point.
Let’s expand these principles to some degree of practice with the power of our mighty imaginations by temporarily suspending every single non-perversion of logic and placing a woman in the White House for just a moment. The stress on the mind from such an absurdity is taxing I know so this will be brief. It is some relief that the details of the scene are not important. It can be any scene — that’s the beauty of it; any scene in which Madam President is there with anyone else.
What she is thinking at any moment is precisely, ‘Am I doing a good job?’, ‘Does everyone think I’m a fraud?’, ‘Did I get everyone’s opinion?’
Utter bullshit.
As men we know inherently that this is absolutely no way to get the job done. This kind of lay-about, lolly-gagging thought isn’t even preparing to get the job done. It’s a lame fuck around, and a waste of time.
Women do not understand politics at its core as much as a dog or a screwdriver does not understand crossing a busy street. Sure, you can guide them safely across. You can carry a screw driver to the store and buy it a cookie, but in the end it has no goddamn idea what’s going on — and that’s really what we’re talking about here.
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You feel sorry for him, yet you advocate having him strung up by his balls? I think that was said out of extreme ignorance and stupidity.
you are a hate mongerer who deserves to be strung up by your balls. I feel very sorry for you and the things that you have experienced in order to come to all these messed up twisted distorted conclusions. Your world must really suck and I hope you’re a fag so that you don’t inflict your damaging persona on the opposite sex . Everything you say is out of extreme ignorance and stupidity.
“If Clinton gets president, I’m leaving the country.”
- If a FEMALE gets to lead the United States, I say declare a coup and overthrow her. No way in hell is a bitch or any dumb ass feminist gonna take charge of the world’s lone superpower and ruin it. Britain was actually a superpower before all those dumb feminist came into power… and lets not talk about France shall we?
cheers.
:P Slipped up there big E
lol
I know! >.
Hiiii ^_^
I’m working on information for a women’s rights speech, and I got the pleasure of searching for information and opinions of why or why not a woman should be president! [/sarcasm]
Even though some of the things the guys have said could be taken offensively, most of it is true. Women are too wishy-washy, and much too emotional to be president. While most can be good mothers, and in other countries, some can be good leaders, it does not necessarily mean we need to take the first retarded woman that shows up to be elected. Voting a woman into office because she’s a woman is just like voting the black man into office…well, because he’s black. it’s stupid.
And to think that there are actually people out there who are going to sit down and vote for a woman because she’s a woman….
If Clinton gets president, I’m leaving the country.
This is why men are the best parents in the world.
:P Slipped up there big E
http://media.putfile.com/Why-I-Moved
this is why women should not become president. what kind of mother is this?
She is totally despicable.
HA!
fuck me..
**you’re**
**your’re**
wtf whats wrong with you did you get pounded in prison so hard that you hate women now your a fucking dipshit
Yeah. Countries who have gone through shit times.
Hey “you’re retarded”, your a woman so nothing you say matters. Your comment is like background noise because you’re a woman, you’re like a big noisy blob that serves no purpose. Soo… you’re dumb
Um, there have been female presidents, prime ministers, etc. Maybe you should try reading some time. Women have held the highest government position in most European countries, as well as India, African countries and South American countries. Nice try though.
Wooo..
I think some of those fems have had sex change ops.
there are only 2 reasons why women presidents.
1. they replaced a dead president while in office
2.they look just like men
I mean , did you see the faces of the women presidents and priministers this chick posted up there? you wouldn’t know th difference between them and an ugly man.as a matter of fact the finnish one looks like connan o’brien
http://www-ilo-mirror.cornell.edu/public/spanish/wcsdg/bios1s.htm
talk about penis envy. yeesh
Also cloning was discovered by men. Men discover and create. Like everything women can only talk shit.
Melissa girl is illiterate and ignorant..
Really? Men can do that too! Just rip the eggs out of a female and make it a male with the second chromosome!
Men don’t need women for that simple fact, you need semen (which seems to be the case), and women can’t make that.
So men can make a female, remove her eggs, then make males naturally. How they would nurse the embryo, I have no clue. I’m not a scientist!
spot on.
“No woman will ever be president because:
1. No woman is a man.
2. See rule 1.”
That’s the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.
Really? Men can do that too! Just rip the eggs out of a female and make it a male with the second chromosome!
Men don’t need women for that simple fact, you need semen (which seems to be the case), and women can’t make that.
So men can make a female, remove her eggs, then make males naturally. How they would nurse the embryo, I have no clue. I’m not a scientist!